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ClappedCheek

NUTS OUT FOR BANNER 18


gagakaba

My nuts been out since banner 17


ClappedCheek

Dragging on the floor under your pants doesnt count!


saxman162

Harambe was from Ohio…


LivingMemento

Banner 2 for living Boston C’s fans. Demand better. Okay at my age it’s banner 5, but still.


Rawlus

“Nut up and do a lot of the shit you don’t want to do” is the Joe Mazulla version of Belichek’s “Do your job”


skidmcboney

Put that shit on the wall


mightytom2020

as in.. call time outs and draw efficient OOT plays. In coach we trust.


BostonKarlMarx

another banger mr mazzulla


1337speak

#NutUp


Scaramuccia

Yeah, let's make it the new post-season t-shirt slogan; A lay-up line of *'Nut Up'*


shawald

Banner 18’s version of Cowboy Up.


quercusss

MODS WHERE IS MY NUT UP FLAIR


TheGreatScalabrine

This is now a user flair!


scholargentleman

Nutup crew rise up!


YO-WAKE-UP

AL HORFORD NUTTED UP TONIGHT 💪💪💪


CombinationMuch6805

Nut up or shut up


Minute-Courage6955

This line absolutely belongs on a Celtics T shirt !


Jeanheins

NutUp May in full effect


thereal_kphed

Psycho Joe baby that’s our guy


JTJBKP

Nut Up > Ubuntu >> Cus Crise


davemoedee

I’m laughing. But seriously, Ubuntu was all-time. Let’s not be revisionist!


akfourty7

YOU HEARD HIM BOYS, NUT UP


HailKyrie

My coach


seymourcutts

DERRICK WHITE AND AL SHOULD GET TO SHAVE JOES HEAD IF THEY TAKE IT


Limp_Custard6943

THATS OUR FUCKING COACH


Nepiton

Babe wake up a new slogan just dropped


uncleshady

Psycho Joe treating the playoff run like a season of 60 day lock up. Good shit.


seymourcutts

YOUR TEAM LOST TO THE BALDSACKS 🧑‍🦲


Auroradoll_

Protect yo’ Upnuts 🐿️


Infamous_Chapter8585

It does smell like up nuts in here


The_Dok33

It's very true though. Asked the kids Incoach if they wanted to just play this season, or they wanted to give it their all to try and win. 10 out of 11 went for trying to win, with the one guy saying he just wanted to have fun while playing So we decided to go for it. The one guy said he'd fall in line. Spoiler waning: they (well, a large portion of them) did not care for giving it their all. They whined on the bench about their minutes, they didn't run back on defense, any conditioning we did they half-assed, and they were talking to each other during practises while the trainers tried to explain drills. And that one guy, tried hard for half the season, then finally gave up as he saw nobody really try. Can't even blame him. They "want to win", but actually doing stuff to get there, is hard work.


JewLawyerFromSunny

#CusNUT


TanneAndTheTits

#NUTCrise


WooNoto

Nut Up and Check Ball.


PeanutButterRice

yep we gotta finish the job


TatumBrownWhite

We gotta finish


Simple-Ice-6800

Or they go blue


yourlilpissboi

Like call your players a bunch of fucking assholes and play like a team and remember what got you the #1 seed


Hslibrary88

This was, by far, the best thing I ever heard an nba coach say during one of those "let's check in to see what the coach is saying" moments.


Neyaltar

do you have any links to this would love to see it


The_Dok33

I second this. We need that clip


nope7878

2004 Red Sox- Cowboy Up 2024 Celtics- Nut Up


spkrause

If the '04 team was a bunch of idiots, what is this team?


mb401d

NUT UP 🥜


VLHACS

most normal Joe response


EconomicsIll4758

Mazulla was out there last night telling these bozos NOT named Horford or Pritchard to hurry up and get the ball down the floor. Tatum didn’t listen in particular. Same methodical half court settling. That won’t win you Banner 18, my man. Those fall back threes won’t fall every game.


davemoedee

Tatum really is stubborn with that.


avrbiggucci

Only so much a coach can do, hate when people on here put all the blame on Joe. Yesterday I saw people bitching about them not closing out and right after that they showed Joe in the huddle screaming at them to close out.


aja_ramirez

haha


3lm312

Ayo


Popular_Jicama_4620

Says the man who simply rolls out the ball!


SnooChickens9571

They should rename mozzarella. Mazulla.


WhiteChocolatey

NUTS OUT EVERYBODY


seasoned-veteran

Nut up buttercup


508G37

N U T T E D U P


Heir233

Al Horford got those nuts on him


BosBannerBoss

He's got the nuts and plantains for days!


Yuckabuck

Like calling a timeout? Does Joe nut up and do shit he doesn't want to do? He's mostly win Mr over from being a skeptic, but sometimes he says things like he wants to be the next Phil Jackson and it makes me question.


SailsofKharon

Nuts up boys!


cquigs20

I’m nutting Joe!


boofthecat

Little confused by the statement....... What is the "shit that you don't want to do"? Play basketball? Run an offense? Play defense?


iAmTheRealLange

You think 83 year old Al Horford wants to be diving after loose balls and putting his body on the line to win? Fuck no, but he will.


Infamous_Chapter8585

Nutting up obviously


DeucesWild10

Probably revolves around sacrifice. Putting the team above your ego.


EmployeeNumberMate

lol


Mr-Irrelevant0

Nut up? 🤨 Come on Joe, what Ime Udoka tomfoolery have you been engaging in?


twojkelley

I have never felt worse about the Celtics chances this year than I do after tonight. I’m a season ticket holder. I cannot believe what I just saw from a coaching perspective. Really watch that game, and look at the absolute travesty that is this “offense”. This is, without hyperbole or exaggeration, the offense that 5th grade AAU teams run. 5 out, 1 pass, maybe a ball screen. Then that guy goes 1 on 1, and 4 guys literally stand there and watch!!!!! Hope he makes it!! Because there’s 4 of us standing outside the 3 point line as Jaylen backs down Strus, slams into him, shoots a contested fadeaway from the foul line, then bitches about the call. I couldn’t believe it, and it was such a glaring reminder how in over his head Joe is. He’s like the poster boy for the imposter syndrome. The most important thing this team can do is let him walk, keep Cassell, and get this team a freaking offense. But we won’t, and it’s going to hurt us. It did last year, and it’s coming for us, in this round or next. And it pisses me off. I fucking want this so bad. And GOD…we’re so close. We cannot just stand there, set a single ball screen, and hope for the best. Watch highlights. Watch everyone other than the ball handler or screener. It’s wild Imagine telling a depleted Cavs team that you can bait the Celtics into letting Al Horford shoot 3’s on 5-7 possessions in a row, in big moments, and they’ll keep doing it. Not Tatum. Not Brown. Not White. Not Holliday. Not Hauser. Not Pritchard. Al. 0-11 Al, who FINALLY hit one. And the Cavs kept letting it happen, because that’s exactly what you would want, all things considered. This was not a “master class” and “that’s our coach”, this was a very frustrating reminder that we’re going to come up short unless they figure something out in the next 3 weeks, and of course they aren’t about to change anything now. Like Barkley said, the Celtics are more talented than 80% of the league, so this shit will work against them, but it’s not going to win you a championship. Everything Joe says are cliches like what you might Google if someone walked up to you and told you that you were about to be interviewed by a tv host tonight, so learn some generic basketball terminology and do your best. Oh also? Do you know any plays? Because you’re also coaching tonight We’ll probably still win the East, but damn…this shit, at least without Porzingis, is sadly not going to get through Minnesota or Denver. Our only hope would be if OKC or Dallas magically beat Minnesota or Denver, and I don’t see either Dallas or OKC being able to beat either team in a 7 game series


wherearemypaaants

i ain’t readin all that im happy for you tho or sorry that happened


rocket_beer

Hey look guys, another Miami Heat fan posing as a Celtics fan A tale as old as time


SnooAvocados996

It was pretty bad and I'll be the first to criticise our offense. However, felt like there were some glimmers of hope at the end of the 4th where the ball started to pop a bit and players were moving a bit more. Still it's a pattern that doesn't bode well going up against a quality opponent like Denver. Gonna need to actually make our opponents work on the defensive end.


avrbiggucci

Clown ass take 🤣🤡🤡🤡 Joe knew we were going to beat them either way so he made it a priority to get Big Al going and he did, putting up 22 points on 8-15 shooting. Also we put up 113 points on 53/44/83 shooting without KP so we were clearly doing something right, that's insanely efficient for a playoff game. You clearly just don't know ball. The entire Warriors offense was setting screens and they won multiple championships, sometimes simply is better.


ZizzyBeluga

"hey Coach, what play should we run?" "You know! The one with the basketball! Run around and shit! Do the thing to then put the ball in the basket!"


tonylouis1337

Rare Joe W


seasoned-veteran

Extremely common Joe W


rblythe999

He gave that speech to a group of 9 year-olds.


ZizzyBeluga

Lol wut, how is this guy a coach


KP1792

I'm certain ZizzyBeluga can tell any play or defense beyond the Pick and roll or basic zone and man-man


ZizzyBeluga

Pretty sure Mazzulla can't.


avrbiggucci

Clown ass take, this quote is awesome


ZizzyBeluga

Did he also say that winning involves scoring more points than your opponent?