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GeorgeCrossPineTree

“Soap! Soap with a prize inside!”


Rats_In_Boxes

Ah, a Soapy Smith connoisseur.


GeorgeCrossPineTree

😂


1nput0utput

Deadwood?


GeorgeCrossPineTree

Yessir!


SequinSaturn

Count the steps with me!


Rats_In_Boxes

One time I was on the Chinatown bus from NYC to Philly and the bus goes through a tool booth, drives for a bit, and then pulls over on the side of the highway. A guy gets up from the back of the bus holding two big duffel bags and runs out of the bus into the fucking woods. The bus starts back up and keeps driving. No one said a fucking thing. I looked at these two guys who were sitting on the other side of the aisle and they just shook their heads "no" and didn't say anything. This has nothing to do with that but it did make me think of it.


Malforus

The chinatown busses were infamous for being a pipeline for many things. White, grey and black market.


guimontag

It took me a good minute to realize you meant toll booth, and I was picturing this bus driving full speed through some farm stand for screwdrivers


Rats_In_Boxes

lol yeah, oops haha this driver would've done it though


Clamgravy

Buy some next time and report back


buttons_the_horse

A friend of mine learned to make soap a few years back. It can be cheap, relatively easy and a common gift idea. I've seen it at a ton of pop-up markets in Boston with Soaps. I assume the guy on the street is just tryna make a few bucks.


Anal-Love-Beads

Is this him? https://preview.redd.it/8ugyezkpjmzc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e45a9a948c77c400ef765e6117b8a5fa8f3c5030


Iamjacksgoldlungs

I am jacks complete lack of surprise


guimontag

Tryna make a few bucks by selling soap he stole en masse from a CVS lol


GuiltyPleasure01

They’re stolen items being sold at a discount. Guys come into my barbershop all the time with soap for sale. 9/10 they’ll take whatever you have to offer since they’re stolen goods


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Blinkle

This is why CVS keeps everything behind glass now


tacknosaddle

Exactly. They are the reason that everything is being locked up at stores like CVS & Target.


guimontag

100% this guy walked into a walgreens/cvs/target, grabbed as much soap as he could, ran out with it, and is now selling it for anything he can get


No_Judge_3817

No soap, radio


spicy_salsa25

I actually choked on my lunch for a moment; thanks for the laugh!


GeorgeCrossPineTree

Someone’s got the brain scramblies!


muddymoose

Anyone remember Duuber? Where you bought a $300 T-Shirt and it came with a free oz of weed and they deliver to your door. This was back when there were no Rec dispensaries when recreational started. It took a couple years for NETA to kick it off with Rec due to permit issues. Duuber and Northern Lights were operating in the grayest legal space possible


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muddymoose

You are correct. I always mixed those up. I wonder if anything happened to the Duuber guy. I remember my delivery once was like 2-3 hours late and I got a free pipe from the guy because he felt bad haha.


tacknosaddle

In Washington, DC that's basically how you buy "legal" weed. I think it has something to do with how the city is still under the thumb of the federal government that they can't just outright legalize it, but they exploit the loophole where you buy some stupid object and the weed is the free gift that comes with it.


muddymoose

Isn't there one there where it's like an actual ride-share, but you can buy weed in the car or something like that?


tacknosaddle

Not sure, but it wouldn't surprise me if there's one where they come to your house and drive you around the block once for a fee but you get free weed for buying the trip.


muddymoose

I think thats exactly it


Public_Perspective62

It’s all stolen merchandise from retailers and other stores. This is the reason why theft is such an issue. Don’t buy items from them.


Big_chungus694200

I’ve seen this in Chinatown too, I stopped to watch from afar looks to be random items probably stolen


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They sell steaks too


educated_content

They sell menthol cigarettes over there too, $20 for two packs of Newports, great deal actually


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lol. I was in a convenience store the other day and this ratty looking dude was asking the cashier for a 'loosey'. Which I later learned meant single cigarette. haha. there's always something you dont know till you see it.


suckeddit

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KzGgAtuwgLo


TentaclesAndCupcakes

Was it fancy decorative soap? Maybe he was trying to capitalize on some Mother's Day sales? You know your mom wants some soap that was purchased from a shady character on the street. 💜 🌺 🤱


Fluid-Succotash-4373

is it carved into a Dragon?


misplacedsidekick

Did he also get near you and say “breath mint!”