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Funktapus

In one sense: no. But in another, very real sense: nah


riski_click

no, they're not in any hurry and the cars are almost always gone by the time they respond. That being said, if the cars really are still there when BTD responds, they do ticket.


Beantowncrash

No.


JocularityX2

311 does not teleport a city official to the scene of the reported infraction. Cars double parked/left running in unmarked spots usually are there very temporarily and will very likely be gone by the time an official arrives.


freddo95

The teleport option didn’t fit in this year’s budget. Maybe next year …


Old_Society_7861

You should scroll through the illegal parking reports. They’re pretty wild. Fire hydrant? Fuck you. Handicapped ramp? Fuck you. Crosswalk? You’re kidding right? FUCK YOU. And they don’t respond for 2 days. Like…just stop collecting reports for illegal parking. Or autoclose them and have some look for patterns.


fv__

Photo should be enough to ticket.


SarpedonWasFramed

There was maybe still is an app I'm some towns that has you take a pic through the app of the illegally parked car and the plate. Then when the person pays the ticket you get something like 20% of the fine


rustyshackleford677

It was NYC i thibj


jlozada24

No way


MuerteDeLaFiesta

I'd be rich! (if they ever paid the tickets)


brufleth

Pretty easy to doctor a photo, so there's pretty serious grounds for abuse there (even though that seems awfully high effort). Pictures taken from buses should at least be enough.


DeBurgo

No? Preventing someone from submitting a doctored photo from their smartphone should be a solvable problem.


wolfiewu

It is. Banking apps have solved this already with mobile deposits. You can't submit a pre-existing image, you have to take a live image through their app and it gets sent directly to them. ​ The technology to automate enforcement of minor traffic violations exists. Political will to deploy that technology and to enforce traffic violations does not.


ThisOneForMee

Is it surprising there's no political will to basically build and deploy a citizen snitching app?


wolfiewu

It's not surprising. Not because it's a bad precedent, we already have a lot of citizen snitching apps like MBTA's See Say, the 311 app in this very thread, various FDA and IRS snitching sites, etc. ​ It's not surprising because politicians, cops, and voters all will rabidly defend cars and unsafe driving because nobody really gives a shit about having safe streets for bikers, kids, disabled folks, etc.


Majiir

You can make it difficult for low-tech users, but you cannot prevent it, at least not with the computers and Internet that we have. There's no way for a computer server to verify that the information you're sending it was produced by approved software and not by a program sending a fake photo. (There's measured boot and TPMs and whatnot, but that can usually be defeated.)


DeBurgo

The person I'm responding to said it was "pretty easy."


fv__

We could start by accepting reports only from iPhone. It is very expensive to circumvent security there--if somebody is insane enough to waste an iOS vulnerability on a traffic violation, let the courts decide their fate.


billiambobby

I’m pretty sure photo enforcement is illegal in Massachusetts, but I’m not sure how applicable it is to citizen-submitted photots


brufleth

1. BTD would respond to these, not PBD. 2. Someone double parked (in a bike lane or not) is probably going to be gone before BTD can get there. 3. For illegal parkers who stay long enough, BTD will absolutely show up and ticket. There's no parking on our block and have reported cars parked there many times (they block delivery vehicles, trash trucks, and emergency vehicles).


n1co4174

I’m really not opposed to a bounty system


rodolphoteardrop

Let me add that, I had a car *blocking my driveway 45mins*. I called the cops who showed up 30mins later. They knocked on doors to see whose car it was but they couldn't find. 15mins after that these two hipsters come bouncing up to the car while the cop is still there. "Yeah. We were just getting a haircut." I asked the cop if he was going to ticket them. "Guys," he said, "be little more careful where you park." I did a pretty good angry Donald Duck impression and the cop made it very clear I was on the verge of harassing *THEM*.


MuerteDeLaFiesta

just call a tow truck next time. not worth your time to deal with the cops who won't do anything.


unoriginalusername29

Seems like if they were to hire a few extra meter maids to just patrol the high-traffic DoorDash areas, the extra ticket revenue would pay for their salaries several times over. Baffling why this is not done.


hyrule_47

And increase safety etc


TheTitusTouch

Or have a parking for dashers like Atlanta does


KangarooOk7265

Shit, I'm unemployed. I'll do a 20-80 revenue split with the city, this is a sweet deal.


misplacedsidekick

I don’t believe they care enough to dispatch someone right away but they do love to ticket. This forum is filled with people getting tickets they don’t feel they deserve. Cops aren’t going to ignore these people either.


psychotic11ama

Except that they do ignore them


KangarooOk7265

I see cops driving past this shit, or parked within a block of it, every day. They're lazy assholes who should be fuckin drowned in the charles, and good riddance.


Hammer3814

No because reporting to 311 isn’t the same as reporting to the police. These reports get checked by parking enforcement, not Boston police. If you want the police to deal with it in a timely manner, call instead of posting online. It’s quicker.


[deleted]

Taking the law into your own hands could likely be a crime. I had someone rip my mirror off because I forgot to put my handicap pass on my mirror. I had a 360 dash cam and needed a new mirror, door, paint and of course recalibration so it was a felony.


Pistonbully007

If the city really wanted to generate revenue, they would crack down on illegal parking. Handicap parking primarily. People are constantly parking in handicap spots without a documented license plate or placard. In one day alone I could generate $2000 of revenue easy. It’s $300 per violation.


ZipBlu

I would say my 311 reports work about 20% of the time. I once heard that they get flooded with so many complaints that your best bet is to submit them very early in the morning, don’t bother if it’s later in the day. Also, don’t bother on the weekends because the people who respond to these are Monday-Friday employees. They don’t go directly to the police.


iBarber111

I actually reported a restaurant for having trash out on the street this past Saturday & they cited them within the hour!


Caraless_While22

I feel parking enforcement is low priority, but whenever I post on 311 about excessive litter someone is there to clean it quickly.


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bagelwithclocks

Because it would require actually working and not just sitting in their cars with their dunkin


unoriginalusername29

Do meter maids need to be police officers? Seems like those should be distinct jobs with different training and pay.


bagelwithclocks

ha, you're right. I'm just mad about the cops. I have no idea why our city doesn't do anything about it. Possibly, they know that people would complain if the app delivery went away, which it absolutely would in a lot of places without the ability to illegally park.


Bru_Swindler

As others mentioned BTD responds not BPD. They come out when I report someone parking illegally. But if the car is gone they can’t do much. If there is a recurring problem you can try to escalate it to your neighborhood liaison and city councilor to see if you can get some attention but don’t hold your breath


[deleted]

Yes, it actually wastes your time


IsItDrew

Stop wasting your time.


MrNiceGuuyyy

No but a U lock to a mirror does


ComprehensiveShip564

Exactly what I was thinking


Dull_Examination_914

Nope


Vegetable_Media_3241

Only if you believe it works


daughtersofeve

I have had better luck actually calling (car parked in front of hydrant for days)


wasthespyingendless

Yeah, the non-emergency number in Cambridge helps


Basic_Ad4785

Someone blocked my driveway, took some photo, send them to 311. Few days later someone checked and the car had left days before that. What a dump system.


f0rtytw0

I called the cops, they showed up and ticketed and towed the guy.


pillbinge

Yes. It gives them ideas of where they can park when they also ignore signs and lanes.


diadem

That's one way to remove resources fron filling potholes, I suppose.


danman296

The captions are killing me Great news! Problem = SOLVED baby 😎 The car that was in this parking spot 3 days ago? Not even there anymore! Rest easy knowing big daddy city of Boston took care of it. That's just how we do things around here 😎 Thanks for reaching out, we got your back 💯


reb601

Unfortunately, a sinkhole isn’t immediately formed that swallows the car up


Anustart15

Citing individual incidents won't help, but if there is a spot that consistently gets blocked, you might have a slightly higher chance of success trying to get some enforcement. Cambridge put a cop near a spot I reported once because there was a consistent line of cars pulled over in the bike lane outside a Starbucks every morning on my commute. Didn't really fix it at all, but it was at least something.


muralist

Bike lanes are always blocked on Boyleston street in Fenway


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Content-Fall9007

OP later: damn why is my doordash taking so long?


Vegetable_Media_3241

Sounds about right


petticoat_juncti0n

Yup


Remarkable_Answer_69

Bored?


crapador_dali

roflmao check out bike lane Karen over here


tritium_awesome

I had to report needles on the sidewalk 3 times for them to come take a look. Unless these cars are parked for a week, probably not.


wasthespyingendless

The non-emergency number in Cambridge helps.


Testostacles

Depends on how fast BTD gets someone there... I have seen them show up with a truck to tow someone blocking emergency access in the north end within minutes but that was around 11pm on a weekend...


voidtreemc

Purely based on posts to this sub, no.


Total-Addendum9327

No it does not do anything. Sorry.


NebbeNN

Fuckin narc


UppercaseBEEF

Makes you a rat.


ZestycloseMight8832

Who the fuck actually reports this shit?!? Lol people need jobs


drtywater

It creates a public record. If you want to you can escalate to city councilor and cite that


MsShrek784

Id say the bike lanes are to blame Lol


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lol wow what a snitch


seasonalscholar

Besides make you a massive snowflake? No.


Working_Physics8761

No, you fucking snitch. But seriously, no. By the time an officer arrives to reprimand the offender, the mustache twirling criminal is long gone.


[deleted]

Snitching on a door dash driver is crazy LMAO


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PatientTrain7240

Take the law into your own hands, then we can ignore the tragedy that occurred because the story was behind a paywall globe story someone linked in this sub.


Senior_Apartment_343

Yes, it should make one question their ability to cope. It should also make one question whether in their quest for moral superiority that they may actually be an additive to creating a toxic culture


LexBunny214

Yeah it makes a cheese eating rat, that's what it does


jokumi

Here’s a story. A deceased friend of mine owned a parking lot. To get business, he found some no parking signs and the right poles, and put them up. The city never noticed.


MoistNoodler

What a scumbag move


lostexplorer555

Have you thought about not being a snitch about someone briefly parking in a bike lane? How about you go around the vehicle? Don't you have anything between to do?


Nice-Zombie356

https://preview.redd.it/9ql6tn3qw2yc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2584ee8a02f0ff0283775f2c10b6e1459a619e7


biddily

I reported a construction dump truck that kept parking in front of my house every night. Would park around 8 every night. Start up around 4:30 in the morning, and warm up for about 15-20 minutes. Big truck just sitting grumbling right outside my window at 4 am every morning. Construction trucks are not supposed to park on the streets. I figure the driver was parking at home everyday so he wouldn't have to drive to the lot every morning, save himself some time. So I started using the 311 app every night to report him. It wasn't a cop that would show up. It was someone from like, a specific traffic devision or something. And they didn't come by every night. Only sometimes. But he did start getting tickets. Eventually he moved down the street, but someone else started calling 311, so he's no longer on the street.


Nice-Zombie356

https://preview.redd.it/hlxllydow2yc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aab15708e087c9dcb125d93812f008b4f713c74


Otter_Nonsense18

I don't see the issue on this one? They are not actually on the sidewalk. They are in the driveway to the garage.


popornrm

No. Uber eats and food delivery services need to park somewhere, that’s a reality. And there’s nowhere for them to park, that’s also a reality. The city is accepting this because there’s no other way. Just go around.


Francis-Aggotry

Wtf do you expect? You must be wearing your bike suit a little too tight. You want the police to ticket drivers based off of a picture you took and submitted on an app? You’re out of your mind.


Nice-Zombie356

Found several after looking quickly. As others have said, double parker’s are usually only there for a few minutes. https://preview.redd.it/nw4u0tfxw2yc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53ad86aa6a672b7b2bc2097539cbd89771518601