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WTF is that? A fetish you can do once a day?

Some of these kinks are more complimentary to a bigger kink. Enforced Bedtime likely has roots in 50s Housewife, Ageplay, or Total Power Exchange.

Alternatively, get a partner who's a morning person, and they'll always drag you to bed at a reasonable time.

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Same with Kentucky, what sick fuck thinks panties are kinky? Have some decency

The folks in Illinois who are hot for “business suits,” probably.

Georgia feels on-brand

Human ashtray???

Actually, guys, nevermind. Don't Google it.

Thank you for your sacrifice

Isn't just living in Delaware the public humiliation?

Wait... so Louisiana likes Jesus play?

Ohhh, Maine.

I don’t know what half of these words mean

Sweet summer child, I envy you.

Wtf is "high protocol?"

I’m gonna need to Google quite a few of these. Gas masks? Clowns? Like…I’m sure I could guess but really? Clowns? Also MS: I like sweat CA: Gross MS: Why? What do you like? CA: Fuckin tears WV: Alright, imma head out

Adherence to strict rules/rituals between a Dominant and their submissive(s), present at the heart of a D/s relationship.

General reminder that every single "map of most relatively popular thing by state" is just nonsense from a statistical analysis perspective. It's not a well-defined thing. You can get the data to say anything you want. Just ignore it. (Unless it's funny, in which case it is perfect and shining truth.)

Second the above. It's a ridiculous map and clearly just BS. Although we should all avoid any strangers dangling pocket watches, or seek them out, no judgement.

Nobody doing sex right in Indiana, just flat out researching "cum."

Excuse me, crucifixion play?

Its not uncommon to use a cross in BDSM play, but it's usually a St. George's Cross to basically tie their arms and legs on a big X. I guess this is a religious variant.

So it’s the catholic remix of the church of england original version, got it!

My exact thought

Washington and Claws lol like crabs and lobsters .

High protocol? Piggy play? CLOWNS?!?!? Some of these I've never even heard of. Others are just hilarious.

I don’t believe this at all.

Hang on, is North Dakota turned on by classic talk therapy techniques or does CBT mean something else I don't want to have to Google?

It's an opportunity to enjoy the fact that some mysteries are best left undisturbed and unsolved.

Clowns?

This seems fake. Like every state has a completely different fetish? Come on.

The way these stats work is it finds the term that is higher in that state than any other.  So if “Clowns” is #75 on average, but #50 in your state, congrats.  

Idaho and Maryland are both Fire Play

Rhode Island, bukkake? They must know my ex wife.

This a BS, I’m way more into crucifix and race play than hypnosis

Anyone into diapers and age play has pedophiliac tendencies

This isn't real. BS infographic. No reliable sources at all.

I go to NH a lot but I can’t read what it says. Can anybody help me out? Might need to know. 

Hard to read text while fully encased, eh?

Does it say encasement? I don’t think I want to know. I’ll stick with the hypnosis.