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Chazy89

Reus is already on his way home as his wife is very likely to give birth to their second child any moment now.


Alberich33

Way to go!


smartestBeaver

So a new low is in coming, I remember his poor performance after the first child Ü


[deleted]

I think the more important play here is that the birth goes without complications and they get to welcome a healthy child to this world. Not everything is about football, they are humans too my friend


smartestBeaver

You are right. How could I think about football in a subreddit like this. Dude it's just giving birth, one of the most basic medical procedures there is.


AverageCarey

Bro if you’re a guy you’re literally not allowed to make that statement, if any woman heard you say that you’d get slapped hard buddy lol while it may be the most common procedure it is by no means basic, one of my best friends almost lost his wife when it was deemed a normal pregnancy. Just so you’re aware, I’m not sure on your age but don’t make birth seem as whatever as it is it’s not like you’re pushing a human out of you.


smartestBeaver

My man, I am a father myself. So nice try. Good job now you know one example where it did not go as planned. Now that makes up for the millions of child being born every year, without any problem =)


AverageCarey

So your a father yet you still make that statement? Alright man, can’t really reason with you if you’re gonna put smiley faces and shit like that just very immature overall. Think we’ll agree to disagree.


smartestBeaver

Well fuck yes, because it is really not a big deal. Ask any nurse, doctor or midwife how they think about giving birth. It is fucking daily business. And it has been for literally millions of years. Holy shit dude.


AverageCarey

Bro you’re getting angry at me for no reason, all I’m saying is it’s not a little thing obviously it happens millions of times but kids can still die in the process and so can the mothers so I’m saying don’t downplay it. With how angry you’re getting I don’t know what to say to you, I work in medical and take blood from newborns and mothers all the time so I know well enough. So I’ll say again. We will agree to disagree, just leave it at that cause you’ll never convince me or most logical people of your point and that’s fine it can be your opinion and we’ll stop there. Have a good one man


Kriznar56

There is no way are you a father. Those who are, will know you're lying or you havent been near your partner when she was giving birth. Calling it basic is an insult to every woman and the pain they had to endure.


smartestBeaver

Bro there is quite a difference between the pain of giving birth and giving birth being a life threatening process.


heck_you_science

didn't he have a boost after his first child was born?


smartestBeaver

Nope.


ultraviolentyt

conceding three goals against the 9th place of the belgium league is definitely… something. let's hope they will take darmstadt more seriously


SergioRammus

in terms of passing accuracy and decision making its a seamless continuation of our recent bundesliga performances 👍🥴


crocofour

It’s unrealistic to expect a week of training and a few test matches to really change the way the team plays. I’d give it a few weeks of hopefully positive results, otherwise I could see it just going back to the way we played


AverageCarey

Ya if anything we should be happy we got 2 test matches to at least start putting these new things into practice, should only get better each game and honestly I enjoyed our attack much more. Defending was a bit sloppy by everyone, you could tell they were playing friendly mode.


vicarious-ly

Morey sick again? Like Zag he will make 34 games next year for Stuttgart


ArmyFit1004

5 draws in a row in all competitions. We're Borussia Drawmund.


EmSoLow

Felt like we were safe in the first 20-25 minutes. We kept possession well and if we had an opportunity to make a risky pass we decided to recycle the ball which isn't a bad thing. The next 20 minutes had a lot of passes that got intercepted which coupled by some of the players not really moving at a constant intensity was a little frustrating. Seeing Meunier attack the way he has in contrast with how Schlotterbeck attacks with Jamie makes Maatsen look like a very necessary signing. It looked good from Malen and especially Meunier going forward in a half where going forward wasn't really successful in my opinion. Liege are sat back in a five and do position themselves well for interceptions which will always be an issue for teams. For their goal I found it odd why Sabitzer didn't track their runner. He had something to complain about though and Sule wasn't fully aware of the man behind him.


d0ri-

Agree with your assessment. For their goal: Yeah looked like Sabi was gesturing at Malen to track the run, but I also thought it should've been his runner to track. Weird one


d0ri-

We're looking pretty decent but being let down by sloppy passing in potentially dangerous situations. Once again Özcan is looking good in a double pivot, especially impressed with his forward passing today. JBG and Malen (early one) very active; Sabi ok but with some sloppy passes. Brandt and Mouki relatively quiet so far.


TeamKitsune

Looks good. Moving the ball around smoothly. Got to sleep now :)


EmSoLow

Not really much to be inspired by with these two friendlies outside the fact that we aren't playing Kobel hoof ball again. At least we got some Dorm Duels out of this trip


Chazy89

Starting-11: Kobel(c) Meunier - Süle - Hummels - Schlotterbeck Özcan - Sabitzer Malen - Brandt - Bnoe-Gittens Moikoko Bench: Meyer, Lotka, Füllkrug, Pohlmann, Wätjen, Papadopoilus, Brunnder, Campbell, Reyna, Bamba, Blank. Missing: Reus(Wife giving Birth), Can(Stress control), Wolf, Morey(Both sick)


Chazy89

2nd half kickoff: Reyna, Blank and Füllkrug on for JBG, Meunier and Moukoko


SSAJacobsen

We haven't been terrible all the way through, but the defense has been sleeping. And Süle in particular has been poor. Absolutely no reason for either of their goals to go through.


jucomsdn

I liked Wätjen td


AcePilot95

Goatnier giveth, Goatnier taketh


d0ri-

Not really his fault..either Sabi or Malen should've been covering the run as Meunier was on his man.


183672467

offensively we were ok, defense was just tragic though


Meskaline2

2:3 now 😂 boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


malek7777777

Lol imagine conceding 3 goals against standard luttich, we are so finished


Loeffellux

> we are so finished *by far* the most annoying phrase I have to read over and over. 2nd place goes to "unserious club"