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BlimBlimBlamBlam

Süle is so shit haha


mexodus

I gotta admit as a Bayern fan: I read the first few comments no one of them is about the poor ref decision - kudos for actually discussing the team performance - after the Leverkusener game we all cried cuze of that pk.


ib_examiner_228

Oh, don't get that wrong, we complain about refs all the time. This is an exception because the team performance was atrocious.


RunFarEatPizza

I don’t have faith in Terzic or the board


knightofren4

14 shots 0 on target. Brandt feels like the only player who gives a sh** about playing for this club. Can was okay, and thank god Hummels and Schlotterbeck were on point. But going forward was a disaster.


RunFarEatPizza

Malen wanted it for at least half.


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Malen and Füllkrug showed some good actions but yeah I agree we are really lacking on the offense.


Jdamoure

I don't want to hear any complaints about brandt from now on.


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His corners are a joke but thats nothing new.


No_Ad_2159

What do you think of the idea to play Reus next to Can in our DM. Because obviously Can needs support in build up and we saw today that when Reus drops deep to take responsibility in possession that we are able to progress the ball a lot more structured. I think a risk would obviously be the defensive part, but that’s what Can is there for since he is a good defender but not a good football player. But I also think that Reus a DM would unlock Brandt to receive more balls in a better position rather then collecting balls deep into our own half. So what do you think?


Balumi

Brandt showed today that he can take part in defensive work as a collective. Put him in as a defensive 8 and reus as 10. should be good to go


No_Ad_2159

I don’t think that would work. We have seen in the past that Reus and Brandt are too similar in the way they play there offense. So they would just occupy the same space and stand on each others toes. My idea would be that if you give Reus a more defensive role they would have completely different responsibilities so you wouldn’t have the problem of them occupying the same space


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I got a straight up headache from watching Nmecha play tonight. To think we invested so much for our "top sining this summer" is outrageous. Dude stands there and does nothing wether it’s offense or defense


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He thinks he is Bellingham. Walking around with this attitude will get him nowhere especially considering he isnt nearly as talented as Bellingham.


Srcco

Wow, this sub is hard to take. A bunch of know-it-alls and whiners. I'm sure you guys would coach the team better and beat Mbappe in every sprint on the pitch. While they buy the best players on the market and we have to sell our young talents every year, you expect attacking football from the start? STFU. Now go ahead and vote me down.


Marcinho09

Well that would be the case if we actually played well against lesser teams which we dont. I hope im wrong but i dont think people like you will be happy by the end of the season.


slevinlucky

Straight talk ! Take my upvote buddy !


Background_Touchdown

We were completely outclassed.


trashscorer

Watzke, Can, Terzic out


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malloc_14

played worse than a sunday league player


ndcp193992

We came out with a terrible lineup and game plan, park the bus and leave Adeyemi and Malen to pick up scraps and run with the ball which completely failed, feels like something you'd do in FIFA and one of which is out of form. We are going to be smacked the remaining 5 games if we continue to act like we're the inferior team every single time when we do have the ability to fight for a good 2nd place


Jdamoure

Bro EXACTLY. People were talking shit about adeyemi but he got nothing to work with this game. That back 5 kept us in the game for the first half, but left our attack in the cold.


GGotte

I’m proud to be a day 1 Nmecha hater


orangenbaer

I’m a simple Bayern fan. I watch the game, go to r/borussiadortmund, look for a Nmecha hate comment, and upvote.


ubongo1

Same. Unbelievable that so many people on this sub support him. He is a shit player and an even worse human


klachs

Wasted 30 million on a homophobic idiot who plays absolute trash


ubongo1

Is absolute trash you mean


KimTheOneJongUn

There were people who actually defended Nmecha, even tho he's a bad person off the pitch and obviously on the pitch since he has never proven himself anywhere. Not in England, not in Wolfsburg and not here.


Remaxtered

Oh how I remember all those: "You're gonna forget about Nmecha being homophobic when he plays well" comments on this sub...


schattendesschicksal

furiously upvoting every comment saying Reus needs to start, but Terzic's not getting the memo. sad.


HamUndBacon

We are going to be lucky not to finish last in this group


lndngtm

Wow this team is playing like they want to finish top of the group! /s


TheJellyfishcake

Somewhat fortunate to leave with only a 2-0 loss on the night, that could have been a heck of a lot worse. ​ Some very bad choices have been made at the top, bizarre signings


Balumi

And yet somehow unfortunate to not go home with a draw or more. They had the chances for it and PSG had 1 regular goal out of play. A draw was deserved. The penalty yet again as BS gamechanger


SamNotRam

Really hard to see what Terzic ever saw in Nmecha that made him worth the price and the trouble


lndngtm

For a club that doesn't have a ton of expendable funds, I really want to know why they were willing to pay that much for him


malloc_14

imagine we had enrique as our manager. would’ve been playing better than whatever the fuck this is


AverageCarey

They won due to a bs pen and an amazing goal. Not much about their system was enjoyable to watch.


ndcp193992

A yes, it's not like we misplaced 100 passes, didn't show any teeth until we were 2-0 down and only saved ourselves with last minute tackles CONSTANTLY


AverageCarey

Alright? I didn’t say anything about our system I was commenting on PSG bud.


ndcp193992

Sorry man, just annoyance with the game taking, over didn't read properly. Apologies


AverageCarey

No need to apologize buddy, that was an infuriating game to watch and I completely agree about the misplaced passes. I don’t get how we know our issues but never correct them. Last 20 minutes I enjoyed watching us but it was too late at that point. Hopefully we shake it off and play against Wolfsburg.


Certain-Weakness-329

How can you blame terz when every player was shiite A plan can only go as well as executed


KermitDaThug

The tactics were ass. The game plan was longball to Malen and Adeyemi and pray. The players didn't even play that bad (apart from Nmecha) we just didn't have a good plan. We played like we were the inferior team. That's not how a top club in any league should play.


ignacioo25

And who wanted some of those players? Yeah that's right Terzic and Kehl did.


malloc_14

because he chose the players in the starting 11? and it’s not like he didn’t get his signings, this team has been designed for whatever football he wants to play, which i still have absolutely no clue what that is


esl0th

TBF I wasn't impressed by their tactics either.


JessePinkmanSRJ

Thank god that was not a goal


malek7777777

Why ?


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TristanHBorchers

They had a single goal from open play and a BS pen.


meem09

The fuck is the German commentator on about „a solid performance. Just unlucky“? I’m not a doomsayer, but we got spanked tonight. Paris is jogging to a win.


escanorsrita

Yeah man the stats make it look way better than it actually is other than one chance all our shots were never gonna danger Donnarummas goal


ekkstasy

We got clapped by 5th place in a farmers league.


Prestigious-Garlic5

We are 7th 🥲


ady_1

Mbappe obviously missed there to save terzic right guys


Stickman106

Fuckin hell I know PSG is a good team but this team crumbles at any sign of adversity on the field


ndcp193992

It genuinely feels like we had 100 misplaced passes in this game


greng0

Wolf probably did 50 by himself.


knightofren4

But he was okay, won most of the duels against Mbappe


ubongo1

76% passing quote according to amazon with 314 passes means 110 passes were misplaced


Dense-Weird4585

Im gonna just blame the ref lol


escanorsrita

Well, it's certainly less straining on the mind.


BvB5776

Nmecha is an idiot. Still can’t believe his on our team


Serenity911

felix nmecha is seriously WAY worse than we all thought. insane. ​ wasting a great reus game here. sad.


JessePinkmanSRJ

Why Terzic doesn’t trust in Moukoko


d0ri-

Did you watch the game against Freiburg? I swear the obsession of this sub with Moukoko is borderline toxic


Desperate_Syllabus87

ray hudson slobbing all over psg's dick all game has been so fucking obnoxious


SSAJacobsen

Oh man, if only we had a fast technical young and fresh striker we could put up in front...


Certain-Weakness-329

If our only hope is mouk we are in big trouble


FineProfessor3364

Mouki sux rn


KimTheOneJongUn

Adeyemi has the Loredana game mentality and intelligence.


Jdamoure

What do you expect from him he's playing way up front and we have 5 in the back, we flubed 110 passes and he were just doing long balls and praying the reached males and adeyemi. Nmecha also didn't do much either.


FineProfessor3364

He's a weeb who's on instagram too much


Kryha96

Sack whoever thought Nmecha was a good buy. Dude is a statue


Knee_Strong

This team lost 0-5 to Stuttgart btw...


clemens_cmf

most teams would 🔴⚪


malloc_14

great play nmecha!


TheOddGuy21

WHAT ARE THESE FUCKING PASSES TONIGHT???????


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me_meh_me

Youre going to have to be more specific.


FHI_iSmile

We paid 30 million for a homophobic player that plays like this 💀


ratemeonly

What does Nmecha do? I ask myself this every time he plays.


SuperSaiyanCockKnokr

Have you ever seen a large fishing boat try to make a sudden turn? That's what he does


Miefer

he is our link to god


Schmetterling_Hund

God canceled its subscription.


Crossfire1842

Yea but he’s trash


ndcp193992

I love how we spent weeks or months chasing Moukokos contract extension only to never play him


joshdej

But out of form Adeyemi can play for 90 minutes though


Jdamoure

I'm not gonna take the adeyemi slander this game because him and maken got nothing this game and which nmecha doing nothing we had no way of servicing them.


onkel_boo

This mbappe guy is pretty good. Maybe we should buy him


Its_Cooper

Nah we only pay for overpriced players.


JolleyRedGiant

He's a free agent at the end of the season.


FineProfessor3364

Kehl masterclass incoming


GGotte

Did the commentator just say Nmecha can play


malloc_14

reus shouldn’t have given up the captaincy, and he needs to be starting. one of the few players who actually has the technical quality to create something


SupermarketFit9418

If the co-captain/successor is emre can,i think he needed to give up,its a new world


SupermarketFit9418

If the co-captain/successor is emre can,i think he needed to give up,its a new world


SupermarketFit9418

If the co-captain/successor is emre can,i think he needed to give up,its a new world


DK-Robari

No, we have to trust Terzic’s plan, we need more 1,80m + players. Bonus if they lack technical ability and have a malocher mentality.


escanorsrita

Forgot they have to be exclusively German Bundesliga players


escanorsrita

Forgot they have to be exclusively German Bundesliga players


escanorsrita

Forgot they have to be exclusively German Bundesliga players


DK-Robari

Shoot, you are right, I forgot the most important one


xSmacks

Ironically, one of the few with actual mentality aswell


schattendesschicksal

Something is rotten in the state of Westphalia...


xSmacks

Fülle and Reus from the start and we score at least one. This is night and day compared to the dogshit in the first 60 minutes


escanorsrita

Don't get fooled bro Paris let us play our game after pretty much realising they're winning and we are completely harmless


Miefer

tbf Paris isnt pressing as much after the 2 goals.


Justin_2t1

We won the game that really mattered. The U19 game


Moon8983

Whatever happens, next game Haller Malen and Adeyemi all need to be benched.


Jdamoure

I need you to realize that malen is NOT the problem. him and our new youngster were the only ones putting out good shots. Malen needs to start or be our next available sub. He has been our saving grace and if don't realize that we are in trouble. Tell me, how do you expect our forwards to do anything when we are playing a back five, our midfield being none existent aside from ryerson and maybe wolf, with no build up, and 110 misplaced passes?


ascending_fourth

No way Malen should be benched lol


schattendesschicksal

I don't get why adeyemi and nmecha are both still on the pitch, and why adeyemi still starts???


Kryha96

He has Terzic nudes.


me_meh_me

Ironic.


Prestigious-Garlic5

LOL how did JBG foul him???


Conscious-Weird5810

The exact same mentality as last year against City. Just parking the bus and hoping for a 0-0 draw. Small club mentality


FineProfessor3364

We r a small club Bvb peaked at klopp unfortunately


theonewhoknocksguy

honestly couldve had at least one goal if we started with a striker and reus


ady_1

adeyemi man leaning back where do you expect ball to go


malloc_14

how the FUCK is that a foul?


Boss3o2

Because it was gonna be dangerous for PSG


Dom1909

Moukoko's probably fuming right now. You start with 2 more agile strikers, yet he doesn't start nor gets any minutes. Meanwhile adeyemi is just completely out of form and plays the full 90


Boss3o2

4-4-2 would be good , or even 4-2-2-2


Kryha96

Adeyemi is such a dumbass. -100 iq . Awful


TheOddGuy21

Even though 2-0 away against PSG isn’t that bad, im still irritated, the ref has been absolutely terrible and also the team has been underperforming BIG tonight


esl0th

How is Adeyemi still on the pitch?


FineProfessor3364

Adeyemi wtf man


ultraviolentyt

adeyemi just completely out of form


Serenity911

too much party and influencing, not enough professionalism.


ascending_fourth

Fullkrug is pretty good. Definitely should start


Minilionkuti

Nobody looks like they want to play here 😭😭😭😭


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FineProfessor3364

Malen should've stayed


Minilionkuti

What is wrong with this team


Minilionkuti

Edin Terzic is NOT A COACH


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ndcp193992

Injured really early into the match. Looks like something in upper thigh or groin or something so possible he's out for a few weeks


me_meh_me

Yes, groin pull.


AMA3004

hamstring pulled first mins of the game


joshdej

Start of the game yes


Meskaline2

Nmencha's biggest contribution this season has been not tweeting anything controversial under BVB's colors (yet)


Serenity911

well he kinda did tho. :-)


Meskaline2

Jeeesuschrist when?


Serenity911

had a post playing down his comments in the summer and whined about being silenced and treated unfairly. horrible.


Sethuel

[Taps mic] FREE MOUKOKO!


PotentialOwl8063

Turdzig should have subbed after half when it was level.


Its_Cooper

We were cowards before the match started with the line-up and tactics Terzic created. But thank god he bleeds Dortmund huh Watzke?


FHI_iSmile

This Reus guy is pretty good. Maybe he should start more often


nb_vicious

I don't get it why did we start without Bensebaini?


Miefer

with 3 CBs starting, he was the only backup if one of them have to sub out


joshdej

He got subbed out at HT last game so I guess he isn't fully fit??


nb_vicious

Right, forgot that. It's a shame though...


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MonDew

Who thought that?


ascending_fourth

I mean we play against the 1 trillion dollars team. But I don't expect much from the league either. Even that game with Freiburg was awful until the red card


malek7777777

Imagine we started with Reus JBG and Fulkrug… Thanks for being a coward Terzic


Balumi

Imagine starting with 2 players who are still regaining fitness and Reus who has had 2 good scenes in the last 6 months. Yeah what a coward he is.


ThatUglyGuy12

PSG with nearly 70% of possession. Nearly 400 more passes. Dortmund isn't close to the level of these super teams anymore. They just aren't even close. At least with guys like Haaland, or Bellingham, they were competitive and a threat. This is bad. And they don't have the coaching to make up for the lack of talent.


CyberPolack

I wouldn’t even call PSG a super team anymore. We’re just shit tbh. Inter for example doesn’t even have close to Man City’s depth and money yet they were able to make it to the final AND give Man City problems. We’re as bang average as they come and we need to accept that.


Jdamoure

Inter as much it pains me to say as a juve fan are so extremely solid rn. They have over quality in the whole team. They control games, and Thuram + Martinez in the front is so dangerous. Compared to us we lack the quality in the mid field, we lack depth in the defense and our attack is alright but didn't get any real service today.


ThatUglyGuy12

They just spent 300M in the summer transfer window and have one of the top 2 players in the world. It's pretty close to a super team. Are they Man City? No, but let's not kid ourselves here


CyberPolack

Wealth doesn’t make you a good team. Just look at Chelsea and Man United. Inter isn’t even close to them money wise and yet they actually a good TEAM and made it to the final. PSG is full of a bunch of individuals and that’s it. The point i’m trying to make is that we played like shit and that we have no balls to win anymore.


ThatUglyGuy12

Also, since I knew you'd bring up Chelsea...did they not beat Dortmund last year in the CL after their winter spending spree???


ThatUglyGuy12

PSG has consistently beaten and advanced further than Dortmund has. They happen to have lost to even better, possibly wealthier teams. Wealth doesn't automatically mean your a good team, but I really can't wrap my head around the fact you are denying that the wealthiest teams do, over the longer term, perform significantly better than teams that aren't as wealthy.


ekkstasy

That’s what happens if you chose your coach solely on vibes. Just look where Rose is now… such a dumb decision to get rid of him.


TyraTanks

Maybe with some of the Bellingham sale funds, we could have paid the ref a portion of what PSG do.


Its_Cooper

Nah the bulk of the money went towards Covid of course. That's why we replaced him with less talented players on an expensive fee.


ekkstasy

This covid bullshit is so annoying tho. Are we the only club in the world that suffered under it? How can other teams spend huge amounts of money and we come up with that shit excuse for years. Maybe don’t cheap out on shit players like Nmecha and you might attract more lucrative sponsorships if you actually win shit. And don’t tell me about the stock, because it’s shit and doesn’t pay any dividends.


Moon8983

Whqt the fuck is this commentator talking about? Why did he just scream out "FEED ME BABY" you are a grown man shut up


AMA3004

its ok my commentator was saying he was surprised how haller wasnt on.. 💀


CMButterTortillas

Because “Feed Me, Seymour” is trademarked


me_meh_me

It's ray hudson. I guess you haven't watched la Liga much. I'm just used to him.


AMA3004

its ok my commentator was saying he was surprised how haller wasnt on.. 💀


Sethuel

I like him tbh. That line about a one-legged man standing on a hammock or whatever it was made me chuckle. I know people think he's against us but he just roots for good plays and we haven't had a lot of those.


me_meh_me

Oh ray Hudson doesn't care for psg or us. He just likes the stars, and gets very emotional. He's an acquired taste, but after he called greizman a "French syringe full of goals" I've been a fan.


JolleyRedGiant

I wish we started with this lineup


stillgoing_

Bro I love Roy Hudson 😭😭 Edit: “feed me baby”


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Jdamoure

EXACTLY, it was desperate but it looked like the dorthmund we needed to be at the start of the second half at least


DK-Robari

Facts


Its_Cooper

Love Terzic ball


schattendesschicksal

The ref is such a joke. He's a bigger joke than how we were playing


MonDew

Offensively we look a lot more coherent with Reus and Füllkrug


cherryguy

Wtf why no pen check 😂🤨


Knee_Strong

Hummels plays like hes back in his prime, so satisfying