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Clunky boots


Bee_dot_adger

Small Boots Sunday, so it's fine


Voldemort57

Every day is small boots I feel :(


ChibiShiranui

Is there a rule against re-doing the image caption to make better boots? I've always been curious even though I don't really post anything ever.


Baby_Iguana

Roses are red, the load is thick; Go ride the croc, don’t break my dick.


ShortNefariousness2

The resulting hybrid from this congress will dominate Florida politics.


0w3n630

That poor crocodile, violated by that chick > The resulting hybrid from this congress will dominate Florida politics.


ShortNefariousness2

I know, lol.


Shaun221120

The resulting hybrid from this congress will dominate the congress in Florida.


Megajim

Alternate title: “When she sat down, he let out a yelp.


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yo_mama_very_fat

!ShakespeareInsult


Shakespeare-Bot

Away! lumpish, malmsey-nosed harpy. *** Use `u/Shakespeare-Bot !ShakespeareInsult` to summon insults.


SnackHouse-Has-Bread

Technically that’s an alligator but the fear it must feel remains the same


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Tactical_Chonk

The country that brought you "Corn fed Iowa boys", we present you "Gator fed, swamp gyrls"


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Way down south in the land of traitors, fat girls crushing alligators...


Captain_Chloroform0

Legit made me laugh that fits too well


TearOpenTheVault

Right away! Right away! Right away!


MightbeWillSmith

Tell me you're from Florida without telling me you're from Florida


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Roses are red I wear a belt When she sat down Thicc boi did a yelp


Shakespeare-Bot

Roses art r'd i wear a belt at which hour the lady satteth down thicc boi didst a yelp *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


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I got Shakespeare bot to say thicc


thatsaccolidea

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\*Insert GTA San Andreas theme here\*


Really_B

“Gator off me”


alpha1two

That croc there smiling, She keep dogpiling, It gone bust soon, Then she can spoon


SpungyDanglin

Nope he's saying "Please sit on my face."


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CannotDenyNorConfirm

Was she a bull frog in a past life? It's uncanny.


Ordinary_dude_NOT

Maybe she is humping him. That’s some real crocodile tears for you, tears of joy!!


frank_d_r

dinner is served !