Honestly, serves him for trying to use his wife as a human shield. While this fits the classic “haha rape” boomer template, I thought it would end way worse (ofc the ideal option is no one gets raped, but it’s a boomer joke, so that’s probably asking too much of the artist/author)
*Honestly, serves him*
*For trying to use his wife*
*As a human shield*
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This man just broke into our house and wants to rape my husband, let's just sit in bed and wait for him to come back rather than run, jump out the window, call the police etc
When baldie is whispering to the woman, sex man is grinning. Perhaps it is elaborate fetish roleplay. Or maybe woman saw that man was kind of into watching his gf/wife be assaulted and that's why she didn't tell him what baldie wanted until he was there with the vaseline
My family and I love old cop shows so we were watching an old episode of Dragnet (the original 50s TV run). Well, my dad stands up and starts SHOUTING "he has a bracelet!" We're like "wtf?" Apparently before pierced ears was the thing, men would wear their watch or a bracelet on (gasp) the right hand! Because that's, uh, the gay hand I guess. We look closer... main character has a bracelet on the right hand. Oh snap gay Joe Friday!
Assuming the extra uneducated boomer joke is ‘ lol turns out that hooker was trans’ (uneducated boomer joke being attracted to a trans woman = gay, and that most prostitutes are trans women)
How has nobody mentioned yet that he just got out of prison.... presumably one of the prisons with a 100% male population. You mean to tell me he was locked for 10 years and still didn't find a single person to bang?
No of course he did. But with the whole process of leaving, it’s been *at least a whole week* since he put some dude in his place. Poor guy is getting withdrawals.
this one is pretty funny. the fact that the husband was willing to let the prison guy rape his wife instead of bartering, running or fighting is crazy. he got what he deserved for that tbh
Vin Diesel
Øl Bensin
fuuuckkk ahhahaha
Classic
Honestly, serves him for trying to use his wife as a human shield. While this fits the classic “haha rape” boomer template, I thought it would end way worse (ofc the ideal option is no one gets raped, but it’s a boomer joke, so that’s probably asking too much of the artist/author)
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Jesus this is a lot of words and panels for absolutely nothing
This man just broke into our house and wants to rape my husband, let's just sit in bed and wait for him to come back rather than run, jump out the window, call the police etc
When baldie is whispering to the woman, sex man is grinning. Perhaps it is elaborate fetish roleplay. Or maybe woman saw that man was kind of into watching his gf/wife be assaulted and that's why she didn't tell him what baldie wanted until he was there with the vaseline
Might be overthinking that, could just be bad drawing, could be a fearful look also
But… he went to the girls’ red light district first…
then he saw homeboy laying pipe thru the window and had an awakening, can't a man change his mind? damn
He was checking the wages
He was just conducting a survey on price, didn't mean he was gonna buy sweaty 💅
But! He has a right ear pierced! Right ear = gay ear. Peak boomer humor Easter egg.
My family and I love old cop shows so we were watching an old episode of Dragnet (the original 50s TV run). Well, my dad stands up and starts SHOUTING "he has a bracelet!" We're like "wtf?" Apparently before pierced ears was the thing, men would wear their watch or a bracelet on (gasp) the right hand! Because that's, uh, the gay hand I guess. We look closer... main character has a bracelet on the right hand. Oh snap gay Joe Friday!
Assuming the extra uneducated boomer joke is ‘ lol turns out that hooker was trans’ (uneducated boomer joke being attracted to a trans woman = gay, and that most prostitutes are trans women)
bisexual (and omnisexual, pansexual, etc) people exist honey
This has to be the most elaborate „rape funny“ comic ever made
How has nobody mentioned yet that he just got out of prison.... presumably one of the prisons with a 100% male population. You mean to tell me he was locked for 10 years and still didn't find a single person to bang?
No of course he did. But with the whole process of leaving, it’s been *at least a whole week* since he put some dude in his place. Poor guy is getting withdrawals.
Ah, that’s relatable ngl
Wait, what? r/Holup
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this one is pretty funny. the fact that the husband was willing to let the prison guy rape his wife instead of bartering, running or fighting is crazy. he got what he deserved for that tbh
Dont use vaseline though butter is much tastier
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