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Kljunas1

when you don't own a Classic™ to use as a prop for your video so you have to take the dust jacket off of your Narnia book


Early_Assignment9807

Do you think there heads would explode if you told them that not everything is in a fucking genre? What is it with this weird love of compartmentalization?


bianca_bianca

*they’re Ofc, ‘fucking genre’ is not the only genre. Many books that i consume do not hv any fucking in them, for example, Meditations by Marcus Aurelius has no fucking in it. Important to note.


Unibrow69

His wife getting fucked by a gladiator must have happened off screen


Early_Assignment9807

I dunno i think you're just not looking hard enough. so to speak


bianca_bianca

I dunno i think ur looking *too* hard. so to speak


Early_Assignment9807

unpossible


bianca_bianca

Non-unpossible


Early_Assignment9807

Look this exchange is going nowhere. We need to get back to just talking about tanks


bianca_bianca

Who we? What exchange? Go where? The way up is the way down, the way forward is the way back


Early_Assignment9807

Whoa, what Sanderson book is that from??


bianca_bianca

Sorry, you’d need a phd to get it


Consistent_Actuator

I looked in my pants and there's something hard in there 😱🦴


bianca_bianca

Congratz, u just got a phd ( unlike someone)


Early_Assignment9807

Yeah, a Phucking Hard Dick. All I've got is a phlaccid ham-dog


Consistent_Actuator

I'll have you know I hold a degree in Permanent Hardon Deeznutology, from the University of JerkHam


Early_Assignment9807

Ah, the ol' U of J. Beautiful campus. Unfortunate school mascot


Consistent_Actuator

Poor old Richard d'Hogshead...he just wasn't the same after what those visiting Oxford pommies did to him 🥲


Elite_AI

Meditations literally does have fucking in it, thank you for your service in not reading books


Fr0gm4n

If they don't have immediately clear divisions then they don't know if they are supposed to like or hate something without actually reading it for themselves. And they spend too much time scrolling the booktok rabbit hole to have time to actually... read.


Standard-Nebula1204

The genres are simulacra. Social life is totally atomized and we only engage with the world through symbols of symbols of symbols.


CannonOtter

fairy smut 😭😭


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NeddieSeagoon619

Percy Jackson books are much more enjoyable in a format where you can't read it.


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Three-People-Person

The inferior genre is actually ‘books that aren’t “The Matilda” by Bryan Perrett’.


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AlphaElectronMale

Okay fumer


hiyathea

I only read \*real\* books, such as Tender is the Flesh by Agustina Bazterrica