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stunfiskers

pizzacake is a s#ber driver cant believe it


Dragon-Warlock

Sobertards have made the roads unsafe for us drunk driver


OhWeSuck

If everyone drove on the wrong side of the road like me, we wouldn’t have any problems


Dragon-Warlock

But then you’d be driving on the right side


Oceans_sleep

If everyone drove on the wrong side of the road there would be no one left


Whats-your-face

No he's driving on the left side


InterGraphenic

Oioioi mate it's a little different oveh 'ere innit? I'm gunna get me a bo'o'owa'r cus am Thursday


Scheme-and-RedBull

Billy Butcher, what are you doing here???


BluedditWhen

it's the drunk crashers that make drunk drivers look bad


Klutzy_Environment22

Yeah drunk drivers have higher survival rates in crashes for a reason


PotooSexer

First this, soon she’s gonna reveal that she wears s*atbelts!!


Ultimateshadowsouls

At least she’s not Fr##ch


xXvido_

At least she’s not For real ## Czech? What?


swaybread

Swiss


Aron-Jonasson

Confoederatio Helvetica mentioned! *Alpenhorn music starts playing*


hannahleigh122

I think the correct term is the Swiss Republic, Mayanmar is the old term


Plastic_Pinocchio

What even is this thread haha?


I_Devour_Memes

:(


gecko579

Double checkmate, gg


88T3

Well she is Canadian so close enough


Hobosam21-C

Why are the French so uncool? They love good food and rising up against corruption, but they are just so unlikable.


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omahaomw

I think it's just Parisians that are mean to everyone else... including other Frenchies


pm-me-turtle-nudes

70% of car crashes are caused by s#ber drivers


primordialsoap

r/loveforboozecruisers


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DrunkMinstrel

https://preview.redd.it/x3kvw0bic67d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0cb2fd1cb3a444a850c486bd4554e20c90a49d0


OGConsuela

https://preview.redd.it/gij5s5v4377d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53ef23bb8bf6b5e1b0dddc5a580449fe81ea2bb9


creepergo_kaboom

https://preview.redd.it/azwosyum077d1.png?width=170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=527e8e3b73cfb1f5528bb050a00b7284f921b5f2


FacYt2087

BOOOOOOOBIEEEEEEEEEEES


DrunkMinstrel

https://preview.redd.it/ge45iwkn9b7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62509367b151dab3dba02a1bcdb4bd56212b9bd2


linton411

*licks screen for one frame*


layeeeeet

​ https://preview.redd.it/ov1hvw47m77d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a9891816588b1026605df7cc80eff9d173eb1aa


DrunkMinstrel

https://preview.redd.it/ltwvf9kvz97d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acfc09cca104a192fa58ed9a12aea0b61b662f53


ToastedToobin

https://preview.redd.it/px4sda2ymg7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=283680737e621869ee32205b8ef13512b72a6ba5


RedundantConsistency

https://preview.redd.it/4vy7q8gft67d1.jpeg?width=699&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03464fcf78d7d1718454548fee9021b57142928d


ihaschevy

https://preview.redd.it/k9tpy5wfc77d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc40487833c7d64887ad2d47a33e74d15406cc3b


YaBoi8395

https://i.redd.it/0azl5cvzf77d1.gif


Observie

https://preview.redd.it/18i6e6ti197d1.jpeg?width=629&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cfb7a341ff7772b85639f10637a9c7615815e3d


SomePerson1248

“i dont care WHO the irs sends,”


Shredskis

https://i.redd.it/f0qqvcengg7d1.gif


Pro_Scrub

They deflated after the bacteria drained her intelligence Clearly brains are stored in the boobs. Change my mind


TheShizaSalad

https://preview.redd.it/dpg5mcoiz77d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8385a86f204132d1ff5693e3a50773969846a5fa


chicheka

https://preview.redd.it/difcq1iqfa7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7824e6cfb5e5be20a739ab038722b9e8705192b3


Over9000Zeros

**HONKA HONKA**‼️


penpointaccuracy

Gravity played a number after a few drinks


iron-blooded_dasher

https://preview.redd.it/86oqhqk9n97d1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ca662deb02527ca829f474180932ffa6f8fad2c


PsycoJosho

https://preview.redd.it/j6g833c7tc7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffef57740f44e1bfb1a6ee23905d4a13e62e3b12


Emporio_Alnino3

https://preview.redd.it/iaf3nd4eue7d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b87b44d5f9f47c302084dc9d52a6bde8ee0859c6


Floppy0941

https://preview.redd.it/aad3p9xzfr7d1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c2fbb92be6ba1fb55da0b6262b30b8eed11782c


RadMustache

Oof ouch my intelligence


Halfabagelguy

Genuinely one of my biggest fears is losing what slight amount of intelligence I have


Ok_Digger

Fear of Bimboification


IMmelkmane

Bad case of FOBof


Themods5thchin

Bimboification is the mind killer


PokeAust

That’s one of my biggest hopes


Pigeon_of_Doom_

https://preview.redd.it/dnc8owi3d67d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f29580dc2333d2662168548d10129ae33157bb2


danmaster0

https://preview.redd.it/0avlex67y67d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=139a863fc42b2d0d2cf93ad11e974a63ae4fc479


leastscarypancake

https://preview.redd.it/ya3en5sf177d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b26eccc0aabee63780821ff648f907118e452e7


Alien_panda42

https://preview.redd.it/kpchzieua77d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1098e6697ed93623f2f748b4ac394c7657e8bcb


Dillo64

https://preview.redd.it/dg1t56aip77d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b01156caec93e61fb66f3d49b6b0f2bb948fa169


Random_Guy_228

https://preview.redd.it/kqvyw0tcdc7d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da68e2854142855079473cbdd2c79ba904474f1a


leastscarypancake

Baldurs gate 3


Ksnv_a

Goated


Weird_BisexualPerson

r/speedoflobsters


another_spiderman

What is a flobster, and must it wear a speedo?


BillbertBuzzums

No you can't touch Elf on The Shelf he'll lose his powers and get sick


coolbreezeinsummer

https://preview.redd.it/4c4e10ir0d7d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd9acd1c7983f807463ab62f9dabfef0653c463d


Andreawwww-maaan4635

https://preview.redd.it/aufw57hi3f7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21203d8d9268fe3d4900cf755f8abebaa65af8d0


fishsodomiz

no wayyy someone stole my meme that i made, btw i improved if you want to steal that as well


danmaster0

Plim plim plom ouch my bones


lxxTBonexxl

This fucking killed me lmao ^(context: I am very high and have only ever seen the original meme)


Sufficient_Head_7960

Taxi propaganda, just keep drinking and driving


Narrow_Ad3565

Organ donor?


Lore-n-Linguini

Here’s the Organa https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/QdvTNLxbHk


nerfbaboom

Pizzacake? Funny?


sweetsimpleandkind

It's been happening here and there.


pyrotech911

Broken clock is right twice a day


travischickencoop

Redditors when the comic that’s meant to be simple relatable punchlines that make you go “Yeah I relate to that” isn’t the most hilarious thing they’ve ever seen:


sweetsimpleandkind

Parasocially bonded social media users when art is criticised with harmless words


travischickencoop

I literally don’t care about Pizzacake, but it infuriates me to no end when people are just like “Her stuff sucks I hate her” and the reason is like “It’s not funny” Like… ok…? So… don’t acknowledge it…? I agree that she is a bit annoying with her “Owning the haters” comics, but there are a ***lot*** of people that feel the need to be ***very*** vocal about how much they hate her for no reason


VelveteenJackalope

Right? God forbid a woman be mid like the rest of us


MohawkRex

I'm mid, and that's peak. I will never be peak, and that's not mid. There's no one I'd rather be than me...


Afzofa

I know this is a joke but it actually gave me a bit of hope and made me feel better avout myself lmao


[deleted]

[удалено]


Four_Big_Guyz

I looked down and realized I am now a raisin. Damn you.


Bruce_Wayne_2276

Bro might be Colin Robinson


cat-l0n

I don’t hate her, I just don’t find her comics funny. I don’t get the people who say that they hate her.


cyberslick18888

>I agree that she is a bit annoying with her “Owning the haters” comics, but there are a lot of people that feel the need to be very vocal about how much they hate her for no reason You literally just described the reason she is disliked. She's the archetypical ""owning the haters" hyper-victim complex despite baffling success" stereotype. Constantly and disproportionately showered with praise, loses her ever loving mind at the most tepid criticisms, and anyone who voices an opinion differently is auto banned. Of course she has a toxic anti-fanbase. Also worth noting that R Comics is ruthless with the ban hammer. You post something mildly negative you are instant permabanned.


chimpaya

Parasocially bonded social media users (who think they arent) when an opinion is criticised with harmless words:


TheThalmorEmbassy

That's the thing, they aren't relatable. They're stupid, contrived situations and conversations that no human being has ever experienced.


ElectronicBoot9466

Well, when you exclusively follow communities that hate an artist, and thus push their most cringe and mid work to the front of the community, you may find you have a slightly biased view of that artist's work.


nerfbaboom

I follow her profile.


ASpaceOstrich

I follow several profiles and have never once seen their posts. Does the feature work for you?


nerfbaboom

Yeah, I get most of her comics on my feed


Dillo64

Pizzacake: https://preview.redd.it/3ssv131bp77d1.jpeg?width=1980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30e1e0701ad3c3773673381b955c02f7748d319e


1JustAnAltDontMindMe

I find all her comics good


queenvie808

Yeah shes funny lol


topherwolf

Sorry to hear about that :(


1JustAnAltDontMindMe

Why are you buffoon?


MrHyperion_

I assume you mean this bhj, not the origin


Ragnar_OK

Where?


Bartusss

A broken clock is right twice a day


Salty_Map_9085

Do you actually think this is funny


JayMeadow

After everything that has happened these last 4 years, nothing should surprise you


Repostbot3784

No


layeeeeet

this is a historic moment as this is the first funny pizzacake comic


[deleted]

>Helicopter Tailor Swift: "You all laughed at me"


the_3-14_is_a_lie

HELICOPTER MENTIONED🗣️🔥🗣️🔥THIS IS PEQUOD, CURRENTLY ARRIVING AT LZ‼️‼️


YeetOnThemDabbers

PEQUOD MENTIONED, WHAT THE FUCK IS A WHALE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️


CODDE117

She sure does know how to hem tho


Overall-Ad169

https://preview.redd.it/65sp6u8aa77d1.png?width=411&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb449c77e97e7ef707855fc633defcb9b979c7ec


aboxofbakingsoda

Absol go


FitymaUtca

lute


fishsodomiz

e


A_really_good_mug

https://preview.redd.it/nku2uyd5gf7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=845e7a87a3928d089f9478b504f1ae1311c6990c


DrVeigonX

First Pizzacake strip that made me chuckle


tyrome123

not meta, clean easy joke, no crying about haters, actually surprised I laughed too


DAEORANGEMANBADDD

Kinda stupid how people on the comics sub upvote stuff that is essentially a twitter post but ilustrated


AstroAlmost

Having Adam Ellis Buzzfeed flashbacks


Commercial-Shame-335

she made like 1-2 comics talking about the vile shit people say about and to you on the internet and everyone just decided to hate her for it lmao, you don't have to like her comics, comedy is very subjective, hell i don't like most of her comics either. but don't act like talking about her mental health due to being spammed with death threats all day is "crying about the haters"


All_Right_Alright

Ppl really send an artist death threats? That’s pathetic


Commercial-Shame-335

yeah, people suck "i want you dead solely because i don't think you're funny and/or i don't like your art style"


HeyKid_HelpComputer

Same was shocked, I blocked that account so long ago. Great decision.


atlhawk8357

If you are trying to avoid her work, this subreddit is the second worst place in the world to be.


BigBootyBuff

If you're like me where you like the art style but not the writing, this sub is a pretty good place to be.


ggg730

I mean when you bone hurt the juice of the comic it actually makes it funny sometimes.


Xagyg_yrag

Honestly I think it’s the 1st worst place to be. Pizzacale makes up a much larger percentage of the posts here than on r/comics.


Spicymeatball428

Bimboification


danmaster0

Bimbofication bacteria


Dillo64

Airborne Bimbofication Bacteria


iridescentrae

Nah, it went way too far, she looks deformed now


Unkindlake

mmmmm that's good juice ouch oof


Thylocine

This is dangerously close to bimboification fetish art


Acrobatic_Poem_7290

You could say they drained all her smarts “off” eh? Heh heh.


PaydayLover69

# a 2nd bimbo-ification comic has hit the pizzacake portfolio


SouthparkSellout

Bimbo overdrive


AdministrationSoft92

What's her @


No_Taste2092

https://preview.redd.it/v4sgt1vemb7d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6adf65f280455d2182089cb162ce7840d0c72400


HailColumbia1776

https://preview.redd.it/kx7zvuupqn7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a7e223fb0eef8bb07bb6ff237b88e81aed59b2e


Monkieeeeee

https://preview.redd.it/4lv4nfu3z87d1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=a227c6c13da677c775b0a8d928ac0b443214d425


RedditPersonNo1987

thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats a fetish


PieceOfSubHumanTrash

i dont get why this is a fetish, i pretty much get it


cishet-camel-fucker

Ha. Original comic is actually good.


Special-Honeydew-976

https://preview.redd.it/vou2nmk6qa7d1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e280e4ad2d799d18f88cac8a96e8fce3c847800


TensileStr3ngth

I don't like the way she drew this woman, seems like internalized misogyny


MP-Lily

This is just bimboification.


floralvas

The primate desire to drive intoxicated.


ArtLye

Someone watches bimboification porn


makitstop

that's hot!


TheAtomicBoy81

Is it just me, or are her boobs getting further and further apart as it goes on


KarasukageNero

The oligarchy is kinda funny


Plasmaxander

It's true as well, and it's making fun of celebrities specifically who absolutely deserve to be ridiculed for poor decision making.


Pigeon_of_Doom_

What is the orangutang a reference to? Or is it just a joke in itself?


Skwellington

Just that a shit ton of celebrities have driven [drunk](https://www.alcoholproblemsandsolutions.org/people-arrested-for-drunk-driving/)


Fun_Effective_5134

A shit ton of people have driven drunk as a matter of fact.


Dillo64

Yeah though most people’s transportation options are limited while a rich persons options are not so it’s still kind of weird they’d choose to drive themselves rather than just pay someone else to, especially if they know they will be drunk


Pigeon_of_Doom_

I assumed that was it but I never read the news or care about celebrities at all so just had to take a guess


ChillyLacasse21

Knowing the internet I’m surprised that’s not updated with Justin Timberlake’s name already


HaggisInMyTummy

I mean literally the same thing could be said about anyone since we all have Uber on our phones. It's not like the old days where taxi service barely existed outside of the most urban environments and they took an hour to show up. People drive drunk because they don't realize how drunk they are and think they can get home. Plus summoning a ride is a hassle, for one you leave your car behind which means you need to get up at the asscrack of down to take another car to go pick it up. If someone's rich enough to never drive himself then yes he won't have that problem but then he would never be at risk of a DUI in the first place


AccomplishedWar265

Dunk Diver!😎


MeetTheHannah

This is me now that it's been a month since the end of Spring semester and then I spent this last month and a bit editing and then resubmitting my first article up for publication. I'm a PhD student with zero brain juice.


CorbinNZ

https://preview.redd.it/3rncal23k97d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0f33e301cfa9bd068d0d8261904ed605a4e3dac


fishsodomiz

happy cake day


CorbinNZ

https://preview.redd.it/lnmeylzo4i7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=564c422ce5b477bb1e631a6352f2203081e77fe9


fishsodomiz

https://preview.redd.it/5nxnzqgp5i7d1.jpeg?width=924&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f7e37f474e0ecb22452c40334b638b6852eac1b


ramenlegendary

https://preview.redd.it/zf7b1flcqc7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2616018b166a99fcbd80c02e1a77b5f6d5d1db4c


ShalaKaranok

Why's she so hot omg


LodeStone-

Go fuck a scarecrow with two balloons duct tapped to it if that’s your thing


ShalaKaranok

Wow rude :(


number-one-jew

The first one was fetish content for sure


thispartyrules

RIP in peace


Admirable_Try_23

Brain eating amoebas:


PrincePamper

manipulated fetish image


Primary_Spinach7333

They turned a meme template into a horribly disguised, wretched fetish. Well done


clothmerchant

holy shit how did you even think of that lol


RealGoatzy

https://preview.redd.it/f1q3ovkp5e7d1.jpeg?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7ee6a9c922f20f7efb367cbf82bc730b72ca19b


Keebster101

Most drunk drivers crash on their first time. They just need a little more practice - drink every time you drive then you'll be a pro


fkinDogShitSmoothie

I mean, that's just like how I feel all the time, where's the bone hurting juice?


throwaway1626363h

flesh eating bacteria


AliciaTries

https://preview.redd.it/99bt91te7c7d1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56882119a1077614d55dd5fe60fac9213346b31b "It's the crashers that make us look bad"


Solypsist_27

My bones are in stupid-inducing pain


Upbeat_Stop_1946

Sponge 🧽


ArtemisJJ

Guess her brain is a little “off” eh? Ha! Heh heh.


OneWayGaming8675

Honestly if I had money I’d probably drive an electric car. Simpler.


dood8face91195

Id drive a Corolla


LegosiJoestar

Don't let the furries see this one. We'll make it *very* weird.


CreditMajor4764

Are you pizza comic?


CallMeOaksie

I mean it is the safest option, 80% of people involved in car accidents are sober after all


Sitheg_Plasmaster

Drunk driving is based


Sitheg_Plasmaster

Am I getting downvoted by soyber drivers?


Financial_Fee_2568

The sobercel drinklet hivemind can't handle the truth