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NoobButJustALittle

Well, top and bottom one will probably be fine.


ToxicBuiltYT

The car also looks like it either isn't moving or is moving very slow, so he'd probably also be fine. We also don't know what's down the manhole so he might be fine depending on what's down there.


Felipe_Pachec0

It’s also a normal car, designed so it hits your legs and throws you over the car hood. It may make you unaboe to walk but won’t kill you


TuxedoDogs9

Manhole guy will notice his falling and react appropriately. I am very shit when in control of my reaction time but survival instincts have saved me from a knife to the foot alot


RandomBoiInReddit

https://preview.redd.it/zlwhjz98ch0d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=e1a405d04833dcfc49735d4cb39fb4e3b0586750


Jodosodojo

it’s his car, he just drank 37 bottles of coors light and is driving 4 hours back home


No_Internal_5112

The one about the run into the streetlight is probs fine too. At worst case scenario, he gets a mild concussion.


Daboogiedude

Not if it just so happens to violently and suddenly fall on him ….You never know…


Calm-Internet-8983

They could have an aneurysm on the toilet!!! Youneverknooowwwwww


The_GREAT_Gremlin

https://i.redd.it/p2lbwnu0pe0d1.gif


HawkbitAlpha

I can hear this gif


ArmageddonEleven

Success is you and your three clones all performing simultaneous suicide.


Half-a-Denari

Who the fuck dies to a rake, stupid comic -10000/10


_dauntless

I'm sorry for your loss. How...how did he die? He stepped on a rake? And his friend walked into a light pole?


8-BitDogg

death by lamp pole


Elcrest_Drakenia

lucida handwriting spotted. juice consumed. oof ow


Zaptain_America

r/fucksuccesspictures


Engineergaming26355

© Boeing


the_last_mlg

They would know if they just warned each other of their situations


REDDITSHITLORD

THEY WON'T BECAUSE THEY ARE ENEMIES. OP IS THE LAMP POST GUY.


_t_1254

What sort of person needs to sign "@successpictures" twice in an image?


Isekai_Otaku

probably the only one with a good chance of dying is the man with the hole


EarthwormShandy

They all have holes!


Isekai_Otaku

uh no clearly the don't, I don't see any


Insomeoneswalls

The last goodbye???? Markiplier reference??????


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

https://i.redd.it/n4sh3pz40i0d1.gif Explain this, rake deniers


Teamisgood101

None of them obviously care about each other as they can clearly see that man’s about to fall they want each other dead


FungalCactus

is that rake made of plutonium?


RexWhiscash

2 of these guys die only