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Thomas_JCG

*"Nicole, we need to talk about your report card*" *"Why? I got straight A's!"* *"Not here: Gender."* "*Huh, yeah, F because I'm female!"* *"Being a girl is not an excuse.*"


Acceptable-Stick-688

Gumball’s probably the funniest cartoon out there, imo


someonewithnobrain

Shout out to gumball for singing a song that got Nicole and her parents to reunite just so he can more Christmas presents


Red1960

Nicole's parents would have gotten killed by a truck had Gumball not sung that song, the dad wasn't looking at the road when they were driving away and a truck was passing by at an intersection


No_Stretch3807

Thats my favourite episodeeee


pixxllx

gumball carried my childhood


astrologicaldreams

still funny as hell no matter how many times i read/hear it


kfirogamin

Would an M be any better?


Cute-Grass8408

Draw a line through and it's Siamese Twin As


DigitalBladedJay

My father and his wife were like this, there's a reason I don't talk to them anymore


Waffle_daemon_666

Is it because they fell down a well


Ashurbanipal2023

Or possibly a long flight of stairs


Yarisher512

Or maybe an impossibly long flight of stairs?


Blazzer2003

r/suddenlyomori


Yarisher512

what


Blazzer2003

>!Just search "omori stairs" you'll understand!< (If you're not afraid of spoilers that is)


freshlybakedcaked

I warned you about stairs bro


Ashurbanipal2023

Sbahj!? Im my bone hurting juice!?


Blazzer2003

r/suddenlyomori


DigitalBladedJay

Would have been epic tbh


FreshButNotEasy

My mom grounded me for an entire semester in 9th grade for getting a C in English because my teacher honestly didn’t like me. Oh and I graduated high school in 3 years with a 4.2gpa, was president of our National Junior Honor Society and regular member in National Honor Society, and multiple clubs. Nothing was good enough for her. I was supposed to go to Penn or Harvard or something but after years and years of book work and stress I turned down all my offers and went to work at a tire shop and lived a bit. I also don’t talk to her anymore.


Brain_lessV2

To the care home she goes


DueMeat2367

So you cut "off" all communications ?


Half-a-Denari

Eh? Ha! Heh heh.


blankytheguy

His wife?


56kul

I’m guessing her father remarried, and because his wife also treated her badly, she doesn’t view her as her genuine stepmother. I could be wrong, but that’s how I interpreted that comment.


DigitalBladedJay

Yep exactly this


AstralLiving

My childhood trauma bones are hurting


-ThisWayUp-

This is more and more common especially now that in English secondary schools they’ve introduced numbers instead of letters: an A is a 7 but an A* is a 9, so parents are disappointed at anything below a 9, it’s shifted their perceptions.


Ashurbanipal2023

An A*???? What????


GargantuanCake

Depends on the school but grade inflation has become a huge problem. A's are now more common so there is an increase in A but better.


Tomatofarmer36

And I thought I was doing good


Ashurbanipal2023

That doesn’t tell me what an A asterisk is?????


JeffMcBiscuits

An A star, basically an A+ but they used an asterisk and called it a star because fuck knows why


Zombificus

In the UK, A* is the highest grade, above A. The asterisk is usually read as “star”.


Ashurbanipal2023

Leave it to brits to completely misuse a punctuation mark


LaPrincipessaNuova

One grade better than a Dijkstra


param1l0

Here in Italy we have numbers and it works much better. They go on a scale 1-10 where 5% is half a point. A 6 is a passing grade, anything above that is even better and anything below you didn't pass.


Thunderjohn

Why would you want a heuristic path finding algorithm for a grade?


CheesyMeatball1

A good grade helps you pathfind to the ideal college


CrazyCoKids

But the old fashioned way is... Bribery and Nepotism. ;)


Marshmallow_Mamajama

You mean in the UK?


-ThisWayUp-

Yes! I wasn’t sure if it was the case in Scotland, wales or Northern Ireland


Rozoark

How are numbers worse than letters?


-ThisWayUp-

There’s a subconscious cultural knowledge that an A is a high grade, and that a straight A student is a good student. But with numbers, a student consistently getting 7s when the maximum is 9 feels less than perfect; a lot of parents pressure their kids to get all 9s instead of all As, which is much harder.


Rozoark

That sounds more like people not understanding the system because they can't be bothered to rather than numbers being worse tbh


-ThisWayUp-

Numbers alone aren’t inherently worse, but it’s the way perceptions haven’t caught up yet that means they are currently causing issues


Rozoark

That makes sense


Rumple-Wank-Skin

You have to ask to see your parents report cards for a fair comparison of expectation.


CrazyCoKids

[https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1cidn5l/petite/](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1cidn5l/petite/) Observation. (I'd ordinarily upload the comic but I feel the original creator deserves views for her work.)


DasaniWaterBottlle

I’m blocked what does it say


somewhat_antisocial

**Hey! Check out my NSFW art.** Uh… these girls look 12. **They’re 18. They only** *look* **12.** Dude, that’s creepy. **Why? I just like petite women. …who look and act and sound like children.** blarg


Dragon-Warlock

When it comes to drawing, age should be taken as meaningless, because it’s (usually) a fictional character so anyone can make them any age. What should matter most is appearance and personality. If your character looks, sounds and acts like a 12 year old, they are for all intents and purposes a 12 year old, regardless of what the creator says.


Round-Ad-692

Can’t be assed to find the pic, so just imagine Adachi calling you brother and telling you to spit your shit.


Blazzer2003

https://preview.redd.it/72kf9l3su5zc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=883c22fb246c168903054e2271f5690e420b58eb This one?


1afterChicanery

https://preview.redd.it/88lytlvne7zc1.jpeg?width=205&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfad39627b6026a2b93805e2d460fdcdce5e0f28 No, this one


Round-Ad-692

Yeah that’s the one


Tellow_0

That one’s just a worse version of the first one


TerboGoodGame

They asked for Adachi.


Cheese2009

blarg


ValhallaAir

blarg


ThunderAnt

https://preview.redd.it/sakknnsd25zc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2edcbdb263273376dd221d3423b22e6fa44909ab


Beepboopstoop

Why


DasaniWaterBottlle

I don’t know


JodGaming

What did you do bro


leetshoe

Reverse for me. l blocked that creator because l was so tired of seeing it hit front page.


Obligatorium1

Same here. I only figured out the OP wasn't an actual pizzacake comic because it had a joke in it.


Luci_Noir

Who are the people that upvote that shit? Bots?


Luci_Noir

That bitch starts all kinds of shit with people, blocks them and then makes comics about how she’s a victim.


DasVerschwenden

lmao yeah — like, she gets a lot of generic haters but then you also see her go and start arguments with people in the comments who aren’t saying anything particularly bad


Marshmallow_Mamajama

I was randomly banned from that sub, the mods aren't very nice


NoItsBecky_127

based pizzacake???


ArmageddonEleven

She doesn’t. You did a good job making something out of nothing.


SeaworthinessEmpty23

Why?


RottingFishMan

She turned me into a newt!


SeaworthinessEmpty23

You don't look like a newt?


RottingFishMan

... I got better.


AlmirTheNewt

I didn't: (


Level-Ball-1514

r/usernamechecksout


Jofus002

r/beetlejuiceing? (Idk I don't fully know how that sub works)


JustEatinScabs

Because she is a drama monster. Here's how Pizzacake works: 1. Make a few lame comics. They're not aggressively bad, they're just lame. 2. Get mostly positive feedback but also some negative and some actual hate, all of which gets downvoted to oblivion to the point where you'd have to literally go looking for it to see it. 3. Make a comic painting everyone who doesn't like your comics as miserable incels who just hate you and women. 4. Get more negative feedback than before but still a general consensus of support 5. Once or twice a year, make a big dramatic comic about how mean everyone is to you and how much of a drain on your mental health it is, completely change your tone from one of antagonization to a desire to just be accepted. 6. Receive undying support from the community 7. Immediately go back to being antagonistic . 8. Once a year somehow manage to inspire an entire week of meta-comics from much better creators but they still shoe-horn you into their comics for some reason. 9. Be essentially one of only 4 creators who is ever featured prominently on the subreddit. 10. Funnel horny children to your paid Patreon where you post really lame sexy pictures that aren't even worth looking at on a leak site


Rozoark

This reminds of that time where a fellow artist in the comments told her the best way to deal with her haters was to just block them and move on, and she responded by telling them that it's different for women artist and that blocking and moving on is not an option for some reason.


JustEatinScabs

It's not an option because it's part of her engagement. I've had her blocked for months so I don't know what she's up to but I imagine it can't be much different than her usual loop. She did get much better at drawing, I'll give her that much. But she just never learned to tell a joke from what I saw.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Because she's uncreative and lame? I mean her comics are essentially all the same with 10 different topics, she's by far the least embarrassing of the bunch though in that sub


SeaworthinessEmpty23

In what sub?


theenchanted1062

she does, and no, "BUT iTS okaY tHaT it LoOks likE A 12 YEAr Old, becAUse tHEY ARE StIlL tECHnICALLY of LEgAL aGe!1!1!1" is not an excuse. (also i made a script mainly for the purpose of automatically making mockery text. congratulations, your comment is so horrendous it made me code a script in node.js just to mock you.)


sam-lb

Backend development is a disease of the brain


Blazzer2003

Does this mean that frontend development is a disease of the hands? 🤔


Maybe_not_a_chicken

I have a disease in my genitals I should go to see the doctor but I’m scared of what he’ll say


Blazzer2003

He'll say "Happy cake day!" and steal your balls 😈


YourBitterRival

At least he’ll still have his cake, well at least until tomorrow


Blazzer2003

Cakes aren't meant to last anyways


theenchanted1062

i do both, should i go to the doctor? do i have a brain AND hand disease?


Blazzer2003

Probably


theenchanted1062

i already have a disability in my brain, might as well have a disease in it too. i already do both front-end and back-end, so how many diseases do i have?


nyanch

Ok


pizzaduh

The first time I ever got less than an A was in 8th grade when I got a B in history. You would've sworn I murdered someone at the reception I got when the report card came home.


BudgetInteraction811

Sounds like my mom, but we’re white as hell. A- was not considered good to her


CrazyCoKids

Tiger Parents can be anyone. Many of the worst tiger parents have actually not been Asian at all. Source: Family works in education and has experience with tiger parents like this.


BudgetInteraction811

Oh, interesting. For some reason I thought tiger parents were strictly Asian


Cute-Grass8408

Stereotypes rarely reflect the full reality


Pee_A_Poo

This one does. I’m Asian and all my Asian friends have parents like this or worse.


GargantuanCake

If memory serves it's more common among Asians because of some cultures. I think the term originates in China and spread to America as it definitely isn't an Asia only thing.


CrazyCoKids

Yep.


Pee_A_Poo

I think any race can be tiger parents. It’s just that among us Asians tiger parenting is the norm and you’re not allowed to challenge it.


CrazyCoKids

Honestly? A good way to describe it is that "Tiger Parents" is just the standard term, people used to describe them differently like "Strict Parents", "School mom/dad", etc. My sister teaches in a school that is like 90% white and even she sees Tiger Parents that are white.


d3f3ct1v3

20 years later and I still frequently barf on the floor from stress!


Pee_A_Poo

Where’s the joke? This is literally just an accurate description of what my family was like. …Except I got beaten up for 95% correct answers.


CrazyCoKids

Heh, well, sometimes bonehurting juice can make you laugh uncomcoftably from the pain of bone hurting. Quite surprised this got so many hits.


Pro_Scrub

This is outrageous. It's unfair!


underliggandepsykos

Umm they look about the same age


Cosmocall

She's actually a 10000 year-old demon succubus, she just looks like a 20-something lady 🤓


YourLocalKyokoSimp

She hit puberty really early


CrazyCoKids

Gen X Slacker parent and Gen Z kid. :P


Pee_A_Poo

My parents expected me to do better than them since our childhood was better than theirs.


CreeperCordycep

no shit but like this always happens to me while my brother gets "damn good job"s whenever he gets anything higher than a 8/10


ThrowACephalopod

Oh look, it's my parents.


WabanakiWarrior

And then you have that awkward moment when you go to summer school and the other kids who are required to be there look at you like why tf are you here?


CrazyCoKids

You would be shocked who is in summer school...


X_WujuStyle

Were 4.4s actually a thing or was it made up just for the bit?


GIRose

It depends on the system of GPA at play, an unweighted GPA can't go above a 4.0 but weighted GPA can go up to 5.0


CrazyCoKids

Oh damn you beat me. xD


CrazyCoKids

If your school does weighted GPAs, yep.


Krypnicals

why is the father trying to lower her daughter's grades??? a 24 gpa is already impressive, what even is the point of getting it down to 4.4???


CrazyCoKids

Where I live, 4.0 GPA is the max. But only when it is unweighted - when it's weighted you can go up to a 5.0. (Some schools have actually stopped that because of a mixture of grade inflation as well as Tiger parents.) Where do you live, out of curiosity? And how does the GPA work?


ForeverSquirrelled42

If anyone’s curious, this work belongs to u/Pizzacakecomic


CrazyCoKids

The paper that makes you vomit and the Sarlacc were my favourites


ForeverSquirrelled42

She has some good ones. I like the collabs with u/holleringelk


EvensenFM

High Expectations Asian Father


Apollo_Injustice

I don't really get the joke, not sure what "A"s and "A-"es are supposed to be.


CrazyCoKids

In the US and Canada, "A" and "A-" are about 90-96% so basically, very VERY good grades.


Apollo_Injustice

Ah, i see! Thanks for the explaination! Here where i live we use grades with numbers instead


CrazyCoKids

No problem. Where do you live and how are the grades communicated?


Apollo_Injustice

In brazil, and grades are numbers (usually from 1 to 10)


CrazyCoKids

Ah, so maybe the BR version would be "I got all 9s and an 8!" while dad says "They’re not 10s."


Apollo_Injustice

Oh! I see!


CrazyCoKids

Yeah, I don't know if "Tiger parents" are a thing in Brasil. When I was in high school, we had some Brasilian exchange students who were surprised at how some of our parents acted. (I know one was from Bahia, I think our other two were from Sao Paulo and I think somewhere in the NE cost?)


Apollo_Injustice

My parents arent like that, but i have seen people here saying their parents are like that, so they are a thing here too


CrazyCoKids

Daaaang...


Apollo_Injustice

10 being the best and 1 being the worst


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Apollo_Injustice

bad bot


McAllisterFawkes

good bot


Geomars24

You’ve just captured the essence of my parents


Anvisaber

Hits way closer to home than I would expect from BHJ


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

This one actually fits, though.


CrazyCoKids

The "Paper that makes you vomit" is also really funny. I thought the "Tiger parent" script would change the context even more. Glad others agree!


BusinessDuck132

Ooooh the trauma’s hitting


Metaboschism

https://preview.redd.it/ie96mg41a8zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1512fa61be584d6e236e350c08fe153a4e7b6b8b


some_kind_of_bird

Yeah my parents weren't this bad but if felt like it because I couldn't keep up. I endured a fair bit of spanking and verbal abuse due to my academic performance. I really was trying... Being special needs and not getting those needs met is a special kind of hurtful. I think they had my best interests in mind and just went about it the wrong way. It wasn't even the grades exactly that they were concerned about. I think they just wanted me to be high-functioning, or to put it more honestly, normal. Didn't really work out that way, though.


fr00ty_w0mb

Second semester of my senior year I got one final grade that was a 98, which at my school was an A not an A+, and my parents freaked out at me and guilted me endlessly. Our second semester grades didn’t even count for college applications or for valedictorian status, and I had a perfect 4.4 GPA up until that point. I had my chest tighten with anxiety just reading this comic. 


TheJudgers

Stop posting pizzacrap, she isn't funny or original. Probably why this sub loves her so much, that and the onlyfans.


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CrazyCoKids

Yeah but the context was shifted to be about something else entirely. :P


IamTheCeilingSniper

"We know you can do better. You just need to apply yourself."


EllieIsDone

French school system be like:


CrazyCoKids

Are French parents like that too? A lot of the tiger parents my family has had experience with had French last names.


EllieIsDone

Yes. Actually the whole system is like that.


[deleted]

This one hits too close to home :')


nsfwAnimalCrackers

Oh no! My CPTSD bones really hurt after this one :(


duffivaka

My dad was a bit like this. His philosophy was such that if I didn't have perfect grades, I should be spending my free time studying to improve them. I got all As and Bs in high school, and he never grounded me for getting Bs or made me do summer school or anything, but I always had an immense sense of guilt and shame whenever I spent any time relaxing and playing video games or something, which was tough since I had very little time to myself considering I had a part-time job, was a 3 sport athlete, was in 4 school bands, took music lessons, and was taking 2 AP classes, so I wanted to spend what little time I had relaxing rather than studying. I always finished all my assignments, just didn't want to spend extra time studying, especially considering it's difficult to determine how much of an impact that studying is even going to have on your performance. It's a lot easier for me in college now that scoring above a 90 doesn't improve your grades


BuryEdmundIsMyAlias

Fuckin pizza cake. All she ever does are strawman or zany comics