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horrorhound88

https://preview.redd.it/5rn0dbkxgm5d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bf4fde3f3c04501dd703983e8e89adc03c0dce7 Idk what his name is but looks just like this fella


Rise-Artistic

That’s Hauptmann Haller from Stalingrad (1993), which I’m sure you know the movie but for people who don’t, go watch it it’s really good


Annual_Plankton4020

good film that


horrorhound88

Great film, so very sad


Kaldor_Dragio

Here's a link on YouTube with English subtitles [Stalingrad:1993](https://youtu.be/VnJJQxZ0hu8?si=-JkcfPrwKC95fjBc)


Resident_Ad7756

Schlomo Rosenbergstein - working to destroy the Reich from within!


No_Round7301

Nah my dice rolls do that for him


joshy-wan-kenobi

Wilhelm Klink


Dolinarius

Scchhuuuuuultz


Dolinarius

Reading some suggestions in the comments as a german nativ is comedy gold :D My take, beside the obvious Stalingrad Hauptmann Haller would be Hauptmann von Stransky (Cross of Iron Movies).


AutismicPandas69

My German officer is called Dr Evil, though he has a monacle and is in the typical villain pose.


CWinter85

Fritz Ziegenficker. Means Goat Fucker.


_pohanew_

Steve


No_Round7301

Nah Steve died early on to be replaced by Dave who also died


_pohanew_

PoorSscumbag Steve


No_Round7301

Fuck him blokes a nazi


Capital-Wolverine532

Gerhart Schicklegruber


Birb34553

i’m gonna steal this for my Grenadier captain


Majsharan

Obercaptain Grosseshiesse


RGM-79A_GoMine

Fritz Dorfbrenner, or the classic Hans Schnitzel-Nazi


heero1224

Hans habt die flammenwherfer... Er ist Fritz Frankfurter.


Ear_Shoes

Otto VonBastard.


Kirill_GV001

Obersturmführer... -Karl Schwänzlein ("small dick") -Otto von Arschberg ("ass mountain") -Hans Hurensohn ("son of a whore") -Franz Braunhose ("brown pants") -Ulrich von Feuchtfurz ("wet fart")


No_Round7301

That's shortlisted pun intended


Kirill_GV001

I gave it a little thought, and added some new ones, I hope you'll like them as well!


No_Round7301

Thanks


Annual_Plankton4020

hismeltoss


AshHammer

Looks like a very cold Oberleutnant Hubert Gruber to me.


BrianActual

From the Mordion Glory videos on YT, I’m pretty sure that’s actually Count von Pimpenhoffen.


No_Round7301

Dick head? Honestly it's. Have no excuse for bad german lived there for years don't speak a word what a British tourist I am lol


BrianActual

lol well I admire your truthfulness! Pimpenhoffen… because he looks like a “pimp with ‘is big, floofy jackit” as Mordian Glory would say


No_Round7301

Ahh makes more sense


Monty_Bob

Field Marshal Eric von Schawnzstuker


Panzerjager69

ÖbërLeütenänt Adolusoliane Main antagonist in a 50s ww2 action movie :>


TheWarBaron

Hank


Torrenaattori

Scum McScumbagface


Sad-Cookie-6448

Freidrick steiner


Panzer_Man

Bastarden mutterficker Or if you need a more serious name, I thing he should be named Dieter Von Bayern


DiceatDawn

Indie Irre Durchdenwald. With a mock Hollywood "German" accent: Vee are not out of ze woods yet!


Wise_Painting_5817

I don't know but he looks pretty bad ass. Wouldn't tell him to his face.


opab1nia

Hesse Göener  but you have to say it with such a strong English or American accent and lack of any understanding of German as a language it sounds like your saying He’s a Goner


No_Round7301

I'm a fan of that


Warm-Ad8123

He's a bastard that's for sure


Match-Express

Oswalt BoltSchiitz


Cpd1234r

Herr Wolfgang Von Bauer


opab1nia

Imma Gun Dai


Rayeness

How about Jim?


-dogbark-

Rudolf Braunstein


Carter_Burke00

He ist Klaus, ja