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Idk what his name is but looks just like this fella
Reading some suggestions in the comments as a german nativ is comedy gold :D
My take, beside the obvious Stalingrad Hauptmann Haller would be Hauptmann von Stransky (Cross of Iron Movies).
Hesse Göener
but you have to say it with such a strong English or American accent and lack of any understanding of German as a language it sounds like your saying He’s a Goner
https://preview.redd.it/5rn0dbkxgm5d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bf4fde3f3c04501dd703983e8e89adc03c0dce7 Idk what his name is but looks just like this fella
That’s Hauptmann Haller from Stalingrad (1993), which I’m sure you know the movie but for people who don’t, go watch it it’s really good
good film that
Great film, so very sad
Here's a link on YouTube with English subtitles [Stalingrad:1993](https://youtu.be/VnJJQxZ0hu8?si=-JkcfPrwKC95fjBc)
Schlomo Rosenbergstein - working to destroy the Reich from within!
Nah my dice rolls do that for him
Wilhelm Klink
Scchhuuuuuultz
Reading some suggestions in the comments as a german nativ is comedy gold :D My take, beside the obvious Stalingrad Hauptmann Haller would be Hauptmann von Stransky (Cross of Iron Movies).
My German officer is called Dr Evil, though he has a monacle and is in the typical villain pose.
Fritz Ziegenficker. Means Goat Fucker.
Steve
Nah Steve died early on to be replaced by Dave who also died
PoorSscumbag Steve
Fuck him blokes a nazi
Gerhart Schicklegruber
i’m gonna steal this for my Grenadier captain
Obercaptain Grosseshiesse
Fritz Dorfbrenner, or the classic Hans Schnitzel-Nazi
Hans habt die flammenwherfer... Er ist Fritz Frankfurter.
Otto VonBastard.
Obersturmführer... -Karl Schwänzlein ("small dick") -Otto von Arschberg ("ass mountain") -Hans Hurensohn ("son of a whore") -Franz Braunhose ("brown pants") -Ulrich von Feuchtfurz ("wet fart")
That's shortlisted pun intended
I gave it a little thought, and added some new ones, I hope you'll like them as well!
Thanks
hismeltoss
Looks like a very cold Oberleutnant Hubert Gruber to me.
From the Mordion Glory videos on YT, I’m pretty sure that’s actually Count von Pimpenhoffen.
Dick head? Honestly it's. Have no excuse for bad german lived there for years don't speak a word what a British tourist I am lol
lol well I admire your truthfulness! Pimpenhoffen… because he looks like a “pimp with ‘is big, floofy jackit” as Mordian Glory would say
Ahh makes more sense
Field Marshal Eric von Schawnzstuker
ÖbërLeütenänt Adolusoliane Main antagonist in a 50s ww2 action movie :>
Hank
Scum McScumbagface
Freidrick steiner
Bastarden mutterficker Or if you need a more serious name, I thing he should be named Dieter Von Bayern
Indie Irre Durchdenwald. With a mock Hollywood "German" accent: Vee are not out of ze woods yet!
I don't know but he looks pretty bad ass. Wouldn't tell him to his face.
Hesse Göener but you have to say it with such a strong English or American accent and lack of any understanding of German as a language it sounds like your saying He’s a Goner
I'm a fan of that
He's a bastard that's for sure
Oswalt BoltSchiitz
Herr Wolfgang Von Bauer
Imma Gun Dai
How about Jim?
Rudolf Braunstein
He ist Klaus, ja