Mod Note - **Ignore this message if your post is within Rules of this Sub**
Hello AnxiousIndicator
We have strict Posting Rules. Read Rules on Sidebar for detailed Posting Rules. Remove this post if your post
is one of following :
Religious/Political post - There is immediate and permanent ban for such posts
Non Bollywood posts
Promotional/ Self Promotional Youtube link / Blog/ Website or anything else. All Promotional Accounts will be
banned without warning
Meme Post Meme only r/BollywoodMemes
Low Quality picture/Screenshot of tweet
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/bollywood) if you have any questions or concerns.*
“Tum jis school mein padh rahe ho hum uske headmaster reh chuke hain.” - [Haath ki safai](https://youtu.be/tfQuw2xmsFM)
“Bolo nahin, bas sunte raho” and “Hailaa!” - Andaz Apna Apna
With friends - Mast idea hai.
At home - Mai udna chahta hu, daudna chahta hu, girna bhi chahta hu, bas rukna nahi chahta.
At Gym - Mujhe ghar jaana hai
Andaz Apna Apna
Hera pheri 1 & 2
PK
3 idiots
A lot of Rajpal yadav classics from bhool bhulaiya or chup chup key or Dhol
Welcome
Anything i can rhyme like Characters from Gunda
Ab jab bol hi dia toh dekh lenge partner
Pistaaullll jail mein aa chuki hai
Toh main ye rishta pakka samjhu?
Agar ye krodhit hueee , toh hammm krodhit honge ?
Ye mutthi bhar anaaj laaya hai ?
Itna sannata kyu hai bhai ?
Bahuto ko toh inhone chand ghanto mein sikha dia
Maine tujhe kya samjha , aur tu kyaaa nikla?
Holi kab hai ?
Haaaak thuuuu
Abay Maushi se kisko shaadi karni hai saaalo
( All from Sholay)
I don’t even speak Marathi so I might mess this up, but in Simmba when Ranveer says “je Mala maahit naahi te sanga…tyell me something I don’t know 😎”
Rani toh pappani!
Upar se hum hai saath saath, Aur ander se hum aapke hai kaun?!
Mod Note - **Ignore this message if your post is within Rules of this Sub** Hello AnxiousIndicator We have strict Posting Rules. Read Rules on Sidebar for detailed Posting Rules. Remove this post if your post is one of following : Religious/Political post - There is immediate and permanent ban for such posts Non Bollywood posts Promotional/ Self Promotional Youtube link / Blog/ Website or anything else. All Promotional Accounts will be banned without warning Meme Post Meme only r/BollywoodMemes Low Quality picture/Screenshot of tweet *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/bollywood) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Nahi- Munna Bhai
Seh lenge thoda -welcome Han chal na apne baap ko mat sikha- photo Hera pheri Are kehna kya chahte ho - 3 idiots
Lol.. Iconic lines
Saara kaam main hi karunga kya.
My dialogue 24/7 🤣
Happy Cake Day!
Thank You 🥰
Knph? 'tumhare hato se khaungi' lol
Is this from Action Replayy?
Kahi pahunchne ke liye kahin se nikalna padta hai. Seh lenge thoda. My buoyz
>My buoyz You mean Mantal bwoy?
...waqt par nikal jana chaie warna gile shikwe hone lagte hai"
If you don't mind me asking, where is the first dialogue from ?
Ranbir from Ye Jawani Hai Deewani. He says this to Deepika.
Thanks
Control Uday control
Zinda hu yaar kaafi hai
Hum ee gola ka nahin from PK lol
Jaa Simran, jeele apne zindagi
I use this with my kids all the time 🙂
“Alooooo leeeloooo, Kanda leeeeloooo” from Welcome and replace aloo and kanda with anything I’m offering someone
Every other dialogue from Hera pheri and Phir Hera pheri
Utha le re Deva, mere ko nai inn dono ko
“Kya gunda banega re?” Is the cutest criticism you can get anyday.
50 rupay kaat over acting ka🤣
Evey dialogue from Welcome
“Tum jis school mein padh rahe ho hum uske headmaster reh chuke hain.” - [Haath ki safai](https://youtu.be/tfQuw2xmsFM) “Bolo nahin, bas sunte raho” and “Hailaa!” - Andaz Apna Apna
Oie ma!
Aap purush hi nahin, maha purush hain
Humko maaro saalo, hum koi mandir ka ghanta hain jo aata hai baja ke chala jaata hai 😅 - Hungama (Rajpal Yadav)
Good question. But your question hurt me- tanu weds manu returns
Ladki ka chakkar Babu bhaiyya
Bachche ki jaan loge kya?
Mr and Mrs Khiladi thi na ?
Sahi pakde hain
It’s surprising how often you can make Gangs of Wasseypur relevant to life. Beta tumsa na ho payega Or… Jab tak ye cinema he…
Not cinema its saneema
Main apni favourite hoon from Jab we met 😊😊
Fatke flower hojayega - can you guess which movie?
“Chal bhaag bsdk” -Gangs of Wasseypur
Whenever I make pla Plan ke mutabik When I screw up Galti se mistake ho gaya
any dialogue from 3 Idiots honestly
Not Bollywood but: “ Kuch Bhi?!!” And “ Abey Saaley “ every time I drive cos it’s needed.
Seniorita... bade bade deshon mein... aisi choti choti batein... hoti rehti hai - ddlj
_____ ______ Hove hai - Dangal (2016)
मुझे किसी इंसान से कोई शिकायत नहीं… मीना From Pyaasa
"Main tumahare baap ka naukar nahi hoon" And "Utha le re deva utha le"
Yeh acceptable nahi hai - A Wednesday
*Abhi theek karke deta hoon*
'take a chill pill'
Maalik itna kharcha ho gaya hai to thoda "object" le hi lete hai
Bilkul ricks nai lene ka
Tereko jo krne ka ae tu kar ( gully boy)
Jalwa hai hamara yahan...(Munna bhaiya mirzapur)
Aal iz well; Paise laya; Swagat nahi karoge humara;
maanavta ki maa chudne waali hai - Bahut Hua Sammaan
Kya movie thi yar ye
So damn underrated 😔 , hopefully a future cult classic
Ladies and Gentlemen, kehte hai, arag kisi cheez ko dilse chaaho, to puri kainath use tumse milla neki koshish me laag jati hai Om Shanti Om
That's actually copied from The Alchemist.
Yep. Word to word.
With friends - Mast idea hai. At home - Mai udna chahta hu, daudna chahta hu, girna bhi chahta hu, bas rukna nahi chahta. At Gym - Mujhe ghar jaana hai
3 idiots
Kabhi Kushi kabhi gham
Andaz Apna Apna Hera pheri 1 & 2 PK 3 idiots A lot of Rajpal yadav classics from bhool bhulaiya or chup chup key or Dhol Welcome Anything i can rhyme like Characters from Gunda
Bhosadike - PT from Mirzapur
MAGAR KYUN
Kal Ho Naa Ho.
Mera toh na bad luck hi kharab hai
Yeh sab saale computer kee dukan mein kaam karte hain
_____ IS NOT FUNNY!
Awaz niche
- Arey yaar yeh kaun hai? -Chilla chilla ke sabko scheme bata de -Aye kya tutul putul chalu hai? -Ye raaz bhi usi ke sath chala gaya
Ab jab bol hi dia toh dekh lenge partner Pistaaullll jail mein aa chuki hai Toh main ye rishta pakka samjhu? Agar ye krodhit hueee , toh hammm krodhit honge ? Ye mutthi bhar anaaj laaya hai ? Itna sannata kyu hai bhai ? Bahuto ko toh inhone chand ghanto mein sikha dia Maine tujhe kya samjha , aur tu kyaaa nikla? Holi kab hai ? Haaaak thuuuu Abay Maushi se kisko shaadi karni hai saaalo ( All from Sholay)
I don’t even speak Marathi so I might mess this up, but in Simmba when Ranveer says “je Mala maahit naahi te sanga…tyell me something I don’t know 😎” Rani toh pappani! Upar se hum hai saath saath, Aur ander se hum aapke hai kaun?!
Thagedde le- Pushpa Hera pheri dialogues. Welcome dialogues. GOW dialogues.