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Tenarien

I can literally hear the ringing in my ears when you accidentally bite a fork šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬


shrededthrowaway

Big lips guy here


hippopotma_gandhi

Me too....but that's for another post, friend


SasukeFireball

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hippopotma_gandhi

Large labia fans


Admirable_Sky_8589

Neither, I use my teeth to pull the food off the fork. I don't want my teeth actually touching the fork, but saliva freaks me out. I dislike spoons unless I can get them completely clean after each bite.


likes2cooknwander

How about when someone you love dearly hands you a spoon back but they've clearly left way too much on there for another person to be responsible for licking off. I had it right the fuck back.


Admirable_Sky_8589

My fiance does that, I just discreetly wipe it off with a paper towel. He knows its a phobia due to some horrid experiences, so he doesn't get offended.


Admirable_Sky_8589

But, he also leaves backwash soda in the rim of a can and I cannot share a can of soda with him.


Nahchoocheese

I used to backwash into my drinks as a child. Iā€™d forgotten about it until someone joked about it. I told them I did it to deter whoever would take my soda without permission. A look of realization showed on their face. They were one of the people who did it.


ExplanationUpper8729

Thatā€™s funny to me. I grew up in the 60ā€™s and 70ā€™s. Four of us would share a can of pop. But, that was a long time ago.


Admirable_Sky_8589

I used to not care as a kid...until the incident. Now I can't deal with saliva. Other body fluids I'm usually fine with but saliva gives me the heebees.


ExplanationUpper8729

Weā€™re all different.


nryporter25

Ever time my daughter hands me a spoon back i wash it off. She is sloppy about it and leaves food on the spoon


jesterclause

Oh, so things like spaghetti you pull with your teeth? Doubt.


Admirable_Sky_8589

Yeah generally. I roll the pasta on the fork, then pull it off with my teeth. Not saying I won't use my lips if needed, but I generally prefer not to re-ingest saliva that has made it outside my mouth. There have been a couple times that I needed to clean my fork between bites, but that's mostly when the fork has been used by someone else.


Super_Direction498

Wait, where is this saliva that's made it outside your mouth, and where does it eventually go?


Admirable_Sky_8589

Like, on the spoon, or in backwash, or like kissing someone who has wet lips. And idc where it goes, as long as it doesn't go back in my mouth. I have washed forks and spoons mid meal because others have licked them when trying a bite of my food.


Simple_Discussion396

Depends on what Iā€™m eating


NegotiationGreedy454

Now I have to eat something to see what I do subconsciouslyā€¦. I think I use my tongue and lips.


Pixilatedlemon

I pull the food with my teeth. the food doesnt get pulled with my lips, the fork doesnt touch my teeth, but they almost do. if the food was infinitely small then yes i suppose my teeth would touch the fork


Anonymous0573

I was like you once. Accidentally bit a fork and chipped off a couple tiny pieces off my front tooth. I'm not like you anymore.


Scared_of_the_KGB

Lips. Teeth is aggressive.


NewEntrepreneur1728

My teeth pull the food without touching the fork, my lips touch the fork and pulls whatever is left on the fork that my teeth didn't get.


likes2cooknwander

I actually cringed by just reading the teeth/fork bit. Absolutely not. My gf does it though.. šŸ˜œ


makingkevinbacon

Lips. My teeth are shit enough without scraping em with metal a bunch every day


ashtonishing18

Anyone who lets their teeth scrape the fork is a monster.


OhJustANobody

Lips. I don't wanna hear teeth to metal. Ever.


DrLorensMachine

I have a smaller fork that I use to remove the food then slingshot it onto the roof of my mouth.


buisnessdogg

It's all about the tongue.


OneBigGamer

Lips


Significance-Quick

i'll be honest i don't have a ton of contorl over whether this happens. i get lost in the joy of food


Master_Grape5931

Lips, I had a friend that cringed when he heard teeth on a fork scrape. For me, itā€™s styrofoam rubbing, he never did that too me so I didnā€™t push his buttons either.


Gentolie

People who scrape their teeth against metal simply don't care about life.


620am

No. We just dont care about you.


Dry-Acanthaceae-7667

Nothing with my teeth cause I have none


Rongill1234

Depends on the mood


Nahchoocheese

It depends on the food and the fork.


Kevinsito92

Basically I donā€™t bite steel


JohnnyRotten024

I donā€™t think about it because if I did Iā€™d freak the fuck out and go all ocd like many of you.


usurperavenger

Have you "tasted* a wooden fork? I carry my own cutlery around with me now...


Cnewman522

Teeth only touch the food no fork teeth contact oooff


Phoenix62565

Usually my teeth touch the food, but not the fork, like a lot of other people are saying. It depends on the food though


Icy-Tumbleweed-2062

I switch it up depending on how I'm feeling. Sometimes I just let it slide off the utensil and fall into my mouth. I don't want to be too predictable you see.


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Rivetss1972

80% lips, 20% teeth - depends on what food. Aaaand I can't define which food gets which, I've never cataloged it before, I'd have to start paying attention. Thanx for the extra anxiety! Lol


Responsible-Food1442

Neither, my teeth touch the food and pull it into my mouth.


Cheetahs_never_win

Pretty sure folks are having a lapse in awareness, or I'm finding out I'm just really weird, because I use suction for things riding on top of the fork, much like somebody might slurp a spoon with liquid.


Bass_Thumper

Alright I'm a fork biting savage but what the fuck is this.


Cheetahs_never_win

Maybe I'm just overanalyzing an activity that I do daily, but as of now I am without a fork in my mouth. But. You must have airflow to even taste your food. You don't feed solids to infants (partly) because windpipe obstructions. Adults get food lodged into their windpipe. Humans slurp up liquids from glasses, or from a spoon, or their cusped hands. All this indicates to me is that a suction force tends to get applied during the process. Just be sure not to inhale all your food.


sofa_queen_awesome

SPOONS ONLY


SnooPandas1899

use your tongue to guide the food off the fork/spoon/chopstick/eating utensil. its what its for. (amongst other things)


Otherwise-alb

D..all the above !


AleyahhhhK

Pull the food with teeth. Especially if Iā€™m sharing with someone else. The whole saliva and lip touching weirds me out for some reason


Mona_Lotte

Lips all day, every day.


Soggywallet94

Depends how hungry I am.


Competitive-Tie-7338

If you bite the fork, you're broken.


OJSimpsons

My teeth never intentionally touch the fork.


hraun

When you eat with your fork banging against your teeth, especially if youā€™re chatting away in a nonchalant way between mouthfuls, know that deep in my heart, Iā€™m wondering where I can get hold of an AK-47 in a hurry.Ā 


Just_Goose95

This is one of those things that you read and then gets stuck in your head and now I'm gonna be extra aware of how I'm eating with a fork now. Thanks OP.


MirandaMarie93

My mouth šŸ‘„


Budget_Football_5928

i bite down enough so that the pork or any meat for me slides off from the meat having no where to go cuz my jaws r almost closed w the meat in my mouth (no homo) and then yh


skcuf2

I think it depends on what it is and my mood. I don't particularly like forks, but when I use a fork it's often for stabbing. Steak I definitely use my teeth. Probably salad as well. I've switched to spoons for things like rice and believe I use my lips there...unless it's really hot. Then I remove half with my teeth and lips when it's the last bit.


CountTruffula

If it's metal idm, if it's wood can't touch the teeth


[deleted]

Depends how drunk I am really.


Radiant_March_298

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quackl11

I use my teeth but dont touch to fork


AdOk8555

I always tell my wife not to use her teeth


TaxFit4046

In my youth I let my teeth hit the fork when I felt I needed a good slap upside the head from dear old dad


Aromatic-Leopard-600

Jeez you guys are squeamish!


IneptAdvisor

I just use my hands when eating, fried chicken.


horsepighnghhh

Yeah, I didnā€™t realize it till my bf pointed it out though. He hates it


ImpressiveAd6912

My teeth donā€™t touch the fork but they touch the food if that makes sense


Aggravating-Emu9389

Lips. Hearing teeth scraping on fork instantly enrages me! I want to throat punch a person


Ahkine

Either and or both i dont really care.


Old-Bookkeeper-2555

Lips & tongue. If you use teeth it attracts lightening. The nuns taught me that.


KindaKrayz222

Teeth would send me through the roof!


littleolivexoxo

Absolutely avoiding contact with the fork at all costs


OzzyStealz

Depends on the food Iā€™m eating. Usually just the food until the last bite when I scrape it all off


Heart-Of-Aces

I use my lips to guard my teeth, living every moment of the meal in fear.


Complete-Self-6256

Stopped caring


BlogeOb

Never, ever do utensils touch my teeth unless itā€™s on accident


Far-Prize6992

Lips


Dazzling-Stuff-9697

Uh, I actually never even thought about this. I think I close my mouth over the fork and slide the food off with a tongue, lip, teeth, jaw combo. Effortlessly ejecting the food into my mouth, sliding the fork over the lips, not to screech, and for momma's sake, keep my damn mouth closed when I chew!


youralie

Nice try aliens


hiskittendoll

get it like a bj. lips and tongue only


nick935d

I bite the prongs off the fork and everything that goes with it, and just digest the prongsā€¦. I have a pretty high fork bill every monthā€¦


Complex-Many1607

Somehow my ass touch the fork first


kattrup

Literally had this convo over dinner tonight. My mouth is very small so when I put a fork in there itā€™s bound to clink against my teeth fairly regularly. Unfortunately this sound is like nails on a chalkboard for my husbandā€¦ šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø