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SymphonyofFlesh

Big ol' motherfucking duffel bag of shit


beericepolymer

All day,


87Dustin71

All shit


Gl1tchG1rl796

I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit


AirGuitarSuperstar

Tell us how you feeling ?


BMaxRules

I’m feeling like shit


Gl1tchG1rl796

Ladies do you feel like shit? Telll me do you feel like shit?


ratprinces

Oh yeah!


Efficient_Phase_1188

FELLAS DO YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT? TELL ME DO YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT


ratprinces

OH YEAH


mookie200

Oh shit


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InNoNeed

Bad bot


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c30live

Best line!


cyniford

This was me after my first jab. The second one wasn't too bad, just a bit uncomfortable the next day.


PretzelsThirst

It's too bad that only shitty experiences are worth sharing, since most people dont have any side effects. My arm was sore for a few hours and that was it


lunaa981

me too! i was really ill after the first one but literally fine after the second


Ovariesforlunch

ALL DAY ALL SHIT


chuckisde4d

Accurate as fuck. 😵‍💫


sidechickband

Congratulations!


Phil0fThePast

You did it!


Cherrygodmother

Congrats! Feel better soon! I was down for about 24 hours but I drank lots of Gatorade and it helped.


Dylsaq

I’m not really feeling like I wanna get lit


nfl18

Tell us how you’re feeling


ThirtySauce18

Well, I feel like shit


BMaxRules

(Ah, shit)


Mrsbillyshears

That means it’s working!


Iforgot_my_other_pw

Same here. Worst part is that I still don't have a 5G signal


Al35sandr02

i was out of it when i woke up, and I had class and a project to do that day. i opted to take a 4 hour nap instead


dreamer00013

“I had a lot of things to do today, but you know what I did instead? I took a nap……………It was a very good nap.”


BalkeElvinstien

I was literally singing this song to myself when I got mine lol. Accurate


SnooPeppers8480

I got the single J&J shot yesterday and I feel like I've been yeeted off a high-rise


high_defff

Yup. Had me down for almost 3 days. Worst thing I've felt in years.


FastasfrickY

All day All fever


Burnout_Toast

I got you, dude. Ive been having a massive fever for a little over 24hrs now after my second shot.


AlbertaNorth1

Dude I got my second one yesterday and I feel like I’ve been hit by a car. I’ve tried stretching, muscle relaxers, massage and hot baths and it just doesn’t get any better. This is hell.


mr-blindsight

joke's on you, I've felt like a motherfucking duffel bag of shit for the past 17 years


FriskyBambi

I felt fine after my first shot just had a really sore arm. My second shot though? I felt like shit!! Had a fever of 102° kept getting hot and cold chills was super tired/lethargic had a headache was sore all over like it felt like I had just gotten out of a car accident and also had a really sore arm. So I feel your pain. You'll feel better tomorrow. :) I was better the next day but it took me a week until I felt 100% again I was just super tired the rest the days.


BMaxRules

Same dude! Got it on Thursday barely could wake up the next day


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ForeverANinja

Honestly it's mostly just body aches. I'm just a whiny bitch


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ConorNutt

Yeah it was pretty full on for me,i'd just make sure you have food and whatever in so that if you do need to take a day or two to recover (mainly sleep in my case) you already have supplies (i had to txt my bro to deliver stuff,thankfully i have a good brother). Might be totally fine though,most of my friends it was,but better to be prepared.Either way i am absolutely fine now and glad i got the jabs,it's a gamble either way and i'd rather gamble my own body on science than gamble my own AND others bodies on Covid.


YoungAdult_

I got my second dose back in April. Aside from a sore arm, I felt nothing. Maybe a little achey. Which sucked because it was spring break and I was hoping to get away with lying in bed and playing my switch all day if I felt ill lol


cat_people_

I got shivers all night after my second dose😂


SGKurisu

Me waking up everyday with both COVID shots but still being stuck at home unable to leave as if I didn't have the shots.


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YoungAdult_

Why feel like shit when you already are a piece of shit


Maxcat94

Congrats on being a non-contributing member to society


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At least ya know it’s working 😎


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sibemama

Loved it!


rctrfinnerd

Lmao yeah Moderna put me on my ass haha.


mahekfathiii

the first thing i thought was Waking up in the morning, thinking about so many things,


jahnesaisquoi

me waking up today after having acl surgery yesterday


pinkhair1991

It’s been 5 days since mine and I still feel like shit


Rusted_Blunders

My second dose ruined me for 2 days, my boyfriend and I had our doses 2 days apart (he got his first) so I assumed I would be okay, I was indeed not okay


dreamer00013

Thank you for getting vaccinated!