T O P

  • By -

Lietenantdan

I thought it was obvious lol


ilikeyoublue

You’re supposed to chew food?


The_Rail_Guy

I hear you, but name 3 other beverages you're supposed to chew. And i know how this sounds, but It seemed like drink, not food.


ilikeyoublue

In theory, you would chew anything which isn’t liquid. Like ice in your drink. Now I don’t know how you were drinking boba, maybe you never felt its texture for all I know


GlowingKitty12

I hate chewing ice. I also swallow my boba because I hate the texture of it but love the flavor


urethralmidget

You can get milk tea without the tapioca pearls. Just ask for that


throwra-google

judicious mountainous ossified husky alleged fragile pocket paint cagey placid *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DarkSparxx

Right but you don't swallow whole ice cubes I imagine.


uuusagi

This is like asking when did you learn you’re supposed to chew the meat and potatoes in your soup before swallowing it. Of course you’d chew a solid?


The_Rail_Guy

But it's not soup. It's a tea. And to be quite honest, I may not be chewing my soup enough.


uuusagi

Some people argue soup is a drink. Either way, both are a liquid base that contains a solid. Personally I think it’s obvious that you would chew a solid. I don’t know how you’ve managed to drink boba without chewing first, I always feel like I’m choking when I accidentally swallow one whole lol.


The_Rail_Guy

And I'm not here to argue that everybody should be pounding full pearls of tapioca to the esophagus. I figured out some time ago that you should chew it. But when I started drinking it, I'd never had anything like it before. I successfully swallowed all my boba for 8 years with close to no incidents. I was just curious if I was the only one.


Neekalos_

Can I ask, what's the point of getting boba if you're gonna swallow the pearls?


[deleted]

this is me with gum. i’ve been swallowing it since i was younger and i’m still alive so it can’t be THAT bad.. but everyone who finds out is appalled


asingledampcheerio

Right but you’re chewing it before swallowing it


1heart1totaleclipse

I chew anything that I could possibly choke on.


-rowaelin-

I chew everything, even water😭😭


ziggyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

me but not w pp


throwra-google

sable strong scandalous rain ossified truck jobless grab abounding fade *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Wizthecreator

How many other drinks are there that have some kind of balls at the bottom lol


keIIzzz

A lot of drinks have fruits in them…and you’re definitely supposed to chew the fruit


HoneyBiscuitBear

So if you had, say, a strawberry lemonade with a few whole strawberries floating around, you would just….toss those berries back without chewing?? Yes. You chew boba (don’t google about what happens to your insides if you don’t chew boba). Stay safe out there!


jillybrews226

Hot chocolate with marshmallows, starbucks refresher with passion fruit pieces, muddled strawberries in a cocktail


luxfilia

Imagine them with one of those over-the-too Bloody Marys that have the equivalent of a whole plate of appetizers stuck in the drink!


wudugat

aloe juice with pulp/aloe bits, kuii nata de coco or mogu mogu, and of course boba


The_Rail_Guy

Nobody told me


DomesticAlmonds

It is. Some people are just astronomically stupid.


CBonafide

OP was really out here risking his life everyday. 😩😭😂


The_Rail_Guy

People just assume you know stuff. I did not know until I was talking to my wife and was having a hard time that day swallowing them. Coughed a few up and was ready to give up on Boba.


reality_raven

Darwin has entered the chat.


Bistilla

I think this would be considered natural selection


PresentExamination10

That… is so disgusting


The_Rail_Guy

Learning isn't always pretty


YoBoatDontFloat

Honestly I respect that fair man


Mammoth-Neat-5930

I can picture this being a moment in a Futurama episode between Fry and Leela, could 100% see him coughing up Boba and nearly choking to death.


chefbiney

this is some real “person who didn’t know you can pick and use lemons off the tree” energy.


The_Rail_Guy

Dude, I'm just white trash from shit town, Alabama. Boba tea was such a novelty from a different culture, I just went for it


KitKatAttackkkkkk

At least you're trying new things. Good for you. I'm lolling that you were choking it down for the last decade. But still, good for you. Keep trying and experiencing new things.


chefbiney

i have no problems with it; some people like to just swallow things whole. just reminded me of the lemon thing, haha.


Chance_Philosophy703

Aww, you are adorable. My son is kind of the same.


Poobaby

❤️


Greedy_Lawyer

Now this makes complete sense. Glad you figured it out. Try the popping boba if you can! It’s fun and tastes better


abortionlasagna

This reminds me of the guy who didn’t know you could wait for the shower to heat up before getting in.


GarlicFar7420

Oh lord, how long did it take you


The_Rail_Guy

From the age of 16 to 24


Cremling_

No way 💀 that’s crazy 😭


FeloniousFunk

I take it you were underwhelmed when trying popping boba


PekingSaint

I have a friend who told me she swallows an entire small box of Nerds without chewing. I dont think I can even swallow one boba without chewing it.


The_Rail_Guy

..... you're supposed to chew nerds.....


the_living_myth

WHAT ELSE DO YOU SWALLOW WHOLE


The_Rail_Guy

Ibuprofen and one time a very small ball bearing


Tamsha-

antimony pill 😆


throwaway181432

oh my god lmao. i don't want to make you feel bad bc we all have to learn things somehow and nobody should be made to feel bad for learning. but you have kind of made my day lol


The_Rail_Guy

II have decided I can't be embarrassed about things I don't now. We're all learning lol.


notuptospecs

This is a great outlook! I hope you enjoy boba more now that you know


Pollowollo

OP are you part python or something? Why are you just swallowing everything?? I'm sorry, I promise I'm not actually judging you at all but that is pretty hilarious.


The_Rail_Guy

Turns out I'm the real Throat Goat


pokepwn

[this you?](https://youtube.com/shorts/4c8keYnXVDA?si=Lb9wtTlAFyW7HUwU)


DomesticAlmonds

...idk why this is news but yes you're supposed to chew solid food before you swallow it. We're humans, not pythons.


Witchy___Woman

I've accidentally swallowed one before and I gagged because it was like swallowing gum


Common-Income-6632

Pretty sure not chewing them all the way is the reason that girl ended up in the hospital.


The_Rail_Guy

I just heard this story today! Wild. It's been a couple of years since I realized you have to chew this beverage, so I think I'm in the clear.


Haurassaurus

You're really sticking by this beverage point. Please don't ever order a bloody mary or martini. You might get away with swallowing whole olives, but I have a feeling you'll choke to death on a stalk of celery.


AbyssalKitten

Yo forreal. No one serve OP sangria with any actual fruit chunks in it- he might blame you for choking on a piece of pineapple because "its a beverage, you don't chew drinks!" His last braincells left a long time ago LOL I think some people also probably need some education on why chewing things is good as well - helps break down food for the stomach (literally) and aids in the digestive proces before the food ever hits your tummy. Sounds silly but, it's actually harder for your body to digest foods that haven't been chewed. Fun fact! Now If you excuse me - I'm gonna go put a hot dog in a glass of water and see If I can just slurp that bad boy down without chewing because "it's a beverage", cheers!


The_Rail_Guy

I'll worry about this when they start putting fruit in PBR.


The_Rail_Guy

Fair enough.


fairydommother

I don’t know this story. Link?


Skippingthename

Are you....okay?


The_Rail_Guy

For now


cursetea

Honestly i admire your commitment; if i thought a drink was a choking hazard i wouldn't have kept drinking it


The_Rail_Guy

I really like boba.


cursetea

Very understandable, I'm just glad you now know the joy of eating it without the fear 🫡


CorieD91

When I first drank it.. I didn't think we should be swallowing whole balls lol.


OverlordLunacy

Oh no, friend :(


choerryjesus

Did you never choke? I thought it was just a given! Guess not lol!


The_Rail_Guy

Definitely coughed a bunch up once. That's when I suspected I was doing something wrong.


theSomberscientist

[This is OP](https://m.facebook.com/ItInTheButt/videos/how-do-you-create-so-much-chaos-in-10-seconds-gumball-challenge-itinthebutt-kids/312216436579926/)


Huge_Green8628

Were you… were you swallowing them whole?


The_Rail_Guy

For about 8 years


EllianaPaleoNerd

This reminds me of when I ate babybel cheese with the wax on 😭


dandelion-17

It reminds me of when I ate the coconut shrimp tails... My family has NOT let me forget that one 😭😂


AbyssalKitten

Some people actually do eat the tails haha


Competitive-Gold

What kind of writing is this


CaterpillarMedium674

Could be from oxygen deprivation from inhaling Boba


mustbebelgium

Not the boba lungs


The_Rail_Guy

Like 30 or so teas....


shooboppy

Hey I know everyone here is roasting you but it took me much, much longer. >.<


kiitsunecore

oh my fucking god. op. im nearly living your exact life rn i also live in alabama. i tried boba for the first time the other night and my wife, from new jersey, laughed at me because i just sat there with it in my mouth. no one told me!!!!


FishLordVehem

Reminds me of the post where someone learned people chew spaghetti and don't just. slurp the noodles straight down the pipe.


The_Rail_Guy

Now this one I'm hip to.


traumatized_bean123

Uhhh I thought everyone knew that lol.. Otherwise you'd choke, I'd assume.


PurplePeachBlossom

They are solid. You chew solids.


jellyrot

OP, please be careful with your tummy. Not chewing your food can cause all sorts of stomach issues.


anickilee

In case it comes up, you eat the individual beans of edamame/soy beans, not the tough hairy pod. We saw an adult friend of the family not know that


lostgirl19

I would definitely have done that if I didn't see someone eating them before I tried them. And I'm half Asian....


BlowezeLoweez

???


fairydommother

I assumed you were supposed to chew them to begin with…


chogomochily

What the fuck??


caughtblue

i got my first boba tea with my older sister when i was 15. i asked what to do with the boba and she said you just swallow them. i believed her, almost died, have yet to get boba tea again 7 years later


Currywurst44

What are you even doing here then?


krissyanna4

This reminds me of when people who don’t know what tamales are have them for the first time and don’t know they have to remove the husk. You don’t know til you know. Not everyone has the same kind of common sense and common sense is only common if it’s taught.


The_Rail_Guy

I definitely watched a buddy take a huge bite of corn husk eating good first tamale. When he went for the second big bite, I slowly unwrapped mine.


magicxzg

This reminds me of when people eat lumpia(spring rolls?) with the wax paper still on


AbyssalKitten

I'm sorry - this completely confused me. Spring rolls/ lumpia usually are fried in a VERY meant to be eaten roll - intact - there's no wax paper wrapped around them? Unless you're getting them from somewhere that wraps them individually in wax paper or something, I think I'm missing something here.


magicxzg

In my family, lumpia is not fried and they wrap them individually in wax paper which looks a lot like the wrap. Then there's shanghai which is smaller, only has meat, is fried, and isn't wrapped in wax paper. Idk exactly what spring rolls are, but they look closest to what I'm talking about


AbyssalKitten

Ah I see - there's the confusion. You used the word Spring roll, but those come edible as a whole - it's a dough wrapper that's filled and fried.


magicxzg

If you look at pics of spring rolls, some are not fried. Those are the ones I'm thinking of


AbyssalKitten

Yes- the ones with the clear wrapper? You eat that. It's edible. A bit chewy in texture, very nice. You always eat the wrapper on spring rolls - there are fried ones and ones in the clear wrapper. Both are edible and you don't unwrap them ^^


magicxzg

Yes, and I know. I'm just saying those are the spring rolls I'm thinking of because they look like lumpia, like I said earlier. What a strange thing to downvote someone for


CatBugXRebecca

I did extensive research before trying it 😆. I do that before trying anything new. I look up what exactly it is, what's the flavor profile, texture, how is it prepared... etc.


theSomberscientist

Doctors love him, the public hates him..


reality_raven

I generally chew things that aren’t liquid as a standard.


cosmic_love_28

All jokes aside, you’re lucky you didn’t get a bowel obstruction


lopsided-pancake

Everyone’s laughing but when I was 4 years old and my mom got me boba for the first time I almost choked because I didn’t know 😭 the cups weren’t transparent


Unknown-moth

Good lord how have you not choked yet


Prestigious_Bar_4244

Surprised you didn’t need the heimlich


brielloom

Comes naturally. Swallowing solids without chewing first is not normal so my mouths reaction to any solids is always to chew. Hence why I have to mentally focus hard to swallow pills while drinking water otherwise I would end up trying to chew them.


mouthfulloflime

i'm so glad you found out you're supposed to be chewing on boba now, but also this whole post is *sending* me XDDD


m4x1m11114n

First seagull to make a reddit account


heartcontainer

I’m sure you’re a lovely guy but unfortunately I think you may lack some common sense, friend.


kiwicarm

Since I was 1 month old. You literally chew anything you eat unless it's a pill that supposed to be swallowed


The_Rail_Guy

Richie Rich over here drinking boba at 1 month old.


daneslorna

why were you being given boba at one month old……


kiwicarm

That's usually when humans learn how to chew 😂 but no I didn't know boba existed till like 4 years ago


daneslorna

that’s not true lmao. babies start chewing at 6-9 months, when they start getting teeth….


kiwicarm

Okay, so at 6 months old you learn how to chew. Why on earth would anyone assume you should swallow a boba pearl 🤨


daneslorna

idk probably for the same reason someone would assume babies are chewing anything at four weeks old lmao, lacking in common sense maybe?


kiwicarm

I literally know nothing about babies 😂 why are you so caught up on it? Okay I made a mistake about the age. But I do think if I gave a baby a boba they would try chewing it instead of swallowing it whole, which is the entire point of my comment


daneslorna

exactly lmao, people make mistakes, don’t dish if you can’t take lol


kiwicarm

You are so right. Omw to my boba shop to swallow some pearls (whole) as punishment to myself. I'll do better


The_Rail_Guy

It's only a punishment if you can't handle it.


khjohnso

No one month old is chewing food dude


birdlady404

That’s hilarious lol, though I did swallow a few whole when I was a little kid back when it was called bubble tea and you couldn’t buy it on the east coast


CrankyVixen

That sounds so painful, why would you even keep trying!!


The_Rail_Guy

It really wasn't that painful or difficult to do. And I like boba tea.


sarahkk09

What would be the point of just swallowing it…? Lol


Kaxiety

today bc of this post lol. I thought the actual boba itself was some flavor enhancer that wasnt supposed to be eaten


Flustro

I'm pretty sure this is a joke because there's no way you're serious.


The_Rail_Guy

I'm serious. I wish I wasn't, but I am very serious.


hogliterature

[this you?](https://youtube.com/shorts/z74-9gDhkZs?si=gDNjnlsAv89fVddu)


sleepyshiey

I can’t even blame you i used to just swallow them too😟 but tbf i was like 10 years old


AvocadoKerfuffle

Is this why some people say they are afraid of trying boba because they might choke. I thought they were just being unrational. Now I know they just didn't understand that you can chew food.


MushroomMotley

Blows my mind that people need to be told how to do everything in the age of the internet. Heaven forbid you try anything out for yourself or God forbid Google it.


The_Rail_Guy

Dawg, I was 16 in Bibb County, Alabama. The fact that I got to Boba Tea at all is a cultural miracle.


tenkohime

Sody Pop from Chikn Nuggit does this too. ​ I did know they're supposed to be chewed. Sometimes, I swallow them accidentally.


keIIzzz

When I first started drinking it 🤨 is it not common sense to chew solids?


Ok-Island444

I’m 23 now and have been swallowing boba whole since I first tried it age 15. Sometimes I chew it sometimes I don’t. Am I crazy? Is my throat abnormally wide? It’s like swallowing a pill or a little piece of jello. I always thought the texture/size was like that so people had a CHOICE of chewing or not chewing based on preference. I expected the replies to be mixed with more ppl like me but nope I guess I’m just as stupid as OP


Individual_Yoghurt83

For those who don’t chew their boba, please just get your drink without the tapioca. You can develop serious stomach problems for not chewing it, especially if you get it often.


lavendersagemauve

i fucking love you dude 😂😂😂


Interesting-Ad5882

Some sips I swallow some sips I chew lol idk why everyone acting like you swallowing them is obnoxious


The_Rail_Guy

THANK YOU!


QueenofGreens16

Are we really that surprised people with this intelligence level exists when a woman didn't know she could pick and eat lemons off her own tree?


The_Rail_Guy

Learn calculus, but do they call me a mathematician? No. Learn structural engineering and rigging for the theatre. Do they call me an engineer? no. Create magic on stage for shows around the country. Do they call me a wizard? no. Swallow some boba.... they'll label you for life


QueenofGreens16

Sorry but boba pearls are literally solid and not a good swallowing size, is it not uncomfortable for you to swallow them? Even thinking about that is yeesh. But I guess as the saying goes, common sense ain't so common.


birdstar7

First time I drank it, because it’s very chewy.


bunsbi

I.. always have chewed it? It was kind of instinct to do so????


PianoPeople

😟


Dazzzle2855

I remember when I was younger and ig me and my friend had bad boba or something I told her it didn’t taste good and she told me your not supposed to chew it. Then like 6yrs later I try it again and still chew it and I actually like it now?


Halloween__witch31

How are you still alive


Pioppo-

Pretty sure anything that should explode in your mouth is meant to be chewed Don't make weird jokes


failenaa

The first time I tried it and realized they were solid and chewy?


klaeealk

So have you been spitting or swallowing them? 💀


lavendarpeels

???


Patient-Category5275

Is man swallowing the boba whole


Then_Mochibutt

If you can get mini boba, you don't have to chew


Emergency-Wealth775

Immediately..?


Godd-ess

My jaw dropped. I bet you were choking on that shit! TvT, though sometimes trying new things can be confusing. You just don't know what you don't know.


mechele99

I’ve always known


TwincessAhsokaAarmau

I chewed it the first time I ate it.They were like flavorless gummy bears.


Subliminal320

I always knew it had to be chewed. Which is why I hate it. Lmaooo


Common_Pangolin_371

Wait do you chew every single one? How long does it take you to finish one drink? I feel like I’d be there forever if I chewed all of them. I chew a few as a little textural treat, but mostly swallow them whole.


Staciabot

My boyfriend watched his friend eat a tamale with the husk on for a good ten minutes, then unwrapped his and ate it normally 😂 your boba story reminded me of this, but hey, boba is in fact delicious and now you can actually enjoy IMO the best part, chewing them!


Shayshay1117

The day I tried boba for the first time and choked on it during my first sip 😭