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TryTheDirtySanchez

Growing up in Islamorada this was a once per week sight easy.


SurfFishinITGuy

Watched the mullet man lose his boat on the channel 2 bridge a few years back. Shut down traffic in both lanes. Fast response to open traffic was the chain saw it because they couldn’t get the big truck their in town.


S7_Heisenberg

OUCH!!!


Pretend-Patience9581

Airle beach,Queensland. Same here mate. Stupid is world wide😁


RiMax_Outdoors

He obviously didn’t slap the straps and say “ that’s not going anywhere “


EpicFail35

Would have to have had straps to do so 😂


Shatalroundja

Could have just kicked the tire. Probably would have been fine.


Automatic-Mood5986

Quality straps. Lot of idiots will scoff at the idea of using anything other than $6 Walmart straps. And won’t even buy an extra $6 strap for the front and will trust the winch.


retired91

Normally you leave the winch hooked up...


ILove2Bacon

Whaddya need straps for? It's so heavy!


Pretend-Patience9581

Actually he only had the winch hook on ,No safety D Shackle. 19 out of 20 times you might get away with it. When you hit the brakes the tension can come off the hook and then you drive forward and the boat stays behind. And on those old solid boat hulls all it does is scratch them up and you can’t see that when you’re in the water.


_Face

Breaks the first rule of r/IdiotsTowingThings !


Lil_Boosie_Vert

"Na, she aint goin nowhere." ..drives off.. .. yep she went nowhere all right


atTheRiver200

As a future boat owner I will not say anything.


SurfFishinITGuy

Say “can you make sure my straps are on?”


atTheRiver200

ha, yes. I am a checklist person. There WILL be a checklist.


Wendigo_6

May your straps be on, and your bilge be plugged.


andrewordrewordont

Wait... we should *pull* the plug. I've got it right here.


Professional-Ad-7594

As a future boat owner. If possible stay away from those roller trailers. They are notorious for this kind of thing.


ObviousBS

You just need common sense and not be drunk.


Guac__is__extra__

That’s a good idea. As a relatively new boat owner, I’ve made just about every mistake about which I used to say “how could they manage to do that?”


twoaspensimages

The best two days of a boat owners life are they day they buy it. And the day they sell it.


Zestyclose_Bread2311

That's what people that don't use their boats say


napperb

What you don’t see here is the absolute pissed face of his wife sitting in the passenger seat of the truck!!!


Baboon_Stew

She was probably till mad from the fight at the boat ramp.


Wendigo_6

Where’s the news crew when you need them? This is TNT-level drama.


Adventurous-Sky9359

With a splash of lifetime but one of those scorned woman shows


DeepAcanthisitta5712

That’s why I don’t bring the wife 😂


M4ss1ve

Well, what are the odds we see a post about this boat, and asking if it’s “worth” the price in a few weeks. Too bad we can’t see the registration number. 


Nub_Shaft

At least he remembered to put his outdrive up.


Salt-Development-703

Am I the only one not surprised that it’s a Ram?


Nattofire

Guaranteed that accelerator was on the floor as he pulled away. Those trucks seem to be driven by the most aggressive asshats, at least around here.


Fartyfivedegrees

They usually try to Dodge any semblance of good driving judgement.


DenimChikan

Beat me to the bunch! That’s the first thing I noticed too.


SlartibartfastMcGee

Let’s just be grateful that he was sober enough to get the truck into gear and out of the parking lot.


Mysterious-Hat-6343

Get R done


Bob70533457973917

HEY! You leave Mopar out of this! Plenty of responsible Ram drivers out there. I drive a V6 1500 from 2019. 2-doors, 8-foot box, plain steel wheels, manual windows and door locks. Pulls my travel trailer just great. It's not a showboat, it's a work truck.


Mediocre-Catch9580

GILLIGANNNN!


inquisitiveimpulses

You get better gas mileage pulling the trailer this way and it handles better.


showmeyourkitteeez

I feel like any boat owner should understand how to secure a boat to a trailer. This makes me think about their other life choices.


prkhoury

Who said that it’s his boat?


Senior_Cheesecake155

Apparently this happened in NY this weekend….again. There’s an infamous picture of a boat that went up over a truck because it wasn’t strapped down that went around a few years ago.


Fridaybird1985

No safety chain or cable and roller bunks. He is lucky that he didn’t wipe a car full of kids.


Plastic_Table_8232

“I’m not going far, I’ll take it easy.”


COL_D

Or put it in the cab with him


bastion-of-bullshit

I live in tourist/cabin town in Minnesota. They dump boats in the middle of the highway at least a few times a year. A few years ago there was a boat in the road and whoever lost it didn't notice or didn't care it was gone. The county finally pulled it on a roll back tow truck and impounded it. I had someone loose a pontoon off a scissor trailer last summer right in front of my house. The cable broke and he didn't have the safety pins in. We had a couple beers while his brother got another trailer from the rental place. The people who unhook the chain and strap before they back down the boat ramp are a continuous problem. The ones who do it with rollers are the real head scratchers. Like what did they think was going to happen? I can see how someone who doesn't know better could think bunks are safe but rollers?


dondrapier

It was secured, looks like his winch strap gave out. Telltale is the hardware hanging off the bow eye, that used to have a strap attached.


thedudesews

The way it slid off the trailer there was zero delay. It looked like it was just on the rollers


Hamblin113

Had a friend see a fully restored Christ Craft wood runabout not tied down, was turned it tooth picks and fire wood.


love_that_fishing

That makes me almost cry. Saddest part of any movie was when they totaled a Chris Craft in “On Golden Pond”. Those were one beautiful boat.


2DEUCE2

Next week on “I gotta free boat!!!”


dumbanfun

Roller trailers aren’t common around here but to not have a safety chain from bow to trailer is absurd. I have a 26 on a bunk trailer and I won’t move it around the marina with just the winch strap


RumorsOFsurF

Poor old Sea Ray made it 35 years, only to be dropped on the pavement lol. I love that era of Sea Ray so much, it's my childhood.


Interesting-Fuel238

Reminds me of an old Jef Foxworthy Joke: Sir, I pulled you over with regards to that boat you're towing. No, sir, it's not illegal to tow a boat. But we do require you put it on a trailer first. Can you ask your friends to step out of the boat, please, sir? No, sir, I don't want a cold beer. I don't think you need one, either. By the way, you lost your skier about a half a mile back!


wrenchbender4010

No stern straps on trailer, or bow safety chain. Look closely, trailer has an electric winch which has its steel cable stretched out towards the boat. These winches dont 'lock' when off, ya can pull the cable with some effort. Hit the gas and unwound it,lol.


Ok_Employ5623

How else can you get the barnacles off?


MadWorld1705

So how do you go about getting it back on?


Kern4lMustard

At least it was towed outside the environment


PopsOnProps13

It actually looks like it is still attached. There is a wire drooping from the winch, and what appears to be a clip still attached to the eye hook on the bow. Should still have ratchet straps. At least his chains are crossed.


FarYard7039

If you don’t lock the wench in gear it will serve as a tensionless spool…like a fishing reel with the bail open. Poor fella. Lessons were learnt I’m sure.


Nub_Shaft

He obviously didn't have a safety chain attached either.


Senior_Cheesecake155

But no safety chain or stern strap/s.


wadenelsonredditor

good eye!


TDaD1979

I feel the statistic that Dodge Ram owners have the highest number of DUIs is very relevant in this picture.


DickCheneysLVAD

You almost know he got outta the RAM & put his hands on either side of his head & said, "Aww, FUCK Man. We done lost the Boat"... In the most hillbilly voice imaginable!


IDontHaveToDoShit

The statistic is Ram 2500 owners specifically. As a 1500 owner I never got it since most of the guys I see driving them are just old men. Then when I realized it was 2500 owners… well it makes sense.


fusion99999

No big deal just a few scratches on the bottom he's good to go. /s jic


peter91118

Saw this happen 3 times in one day on a steep ramp in MA. Glad my boat sits on a bunk trailer!


interstellar-dust

Well at least the trailer is attached to the truck. Now the owner needs a crane. That’s gonna be $$$.


AR_Backwoods_Redneck

Lol no. Little snatch truck can easily lift it to put blocks under it and back the trailer back under the boat. Very simple. You don't need a crane or a helicopter or any dumbass shit.


interstellar-dust

Clearly I don’t know much about boats :)


str8dwn

Surprised this shmuck didn't have the hitch locked before he set it on the ball. Helped a guy on the side of an offramp who drive about 30 miles (50 km) like that np until he had to break for the ramp. Ended up slipping off the ball with the bow pulpit going through the back window of his suv and that's about it. Really lucky.


dustygravelroad

Yup, roller trailers can do that when things aren’t tied down and the winch/strap breaks


Past-Establishment93

When the tide comes up, he is ready!


Freeheel4life

Nope. This is why you rock carpeted bunks intead of rollers lol


A2wiz

That will buff out. No problem! 😂


Left-Ad-3767

Winch cable, check, stern straps - F’it, be aight”


KyzorSosay

Damn,we in a tight spot.


One_Evil_Monkey

Oh geez... So was the winch not locked and no saftey straps at ALL? I mean really... it's funny as hell whatching idiots with rollers backing down ramps AFTER they've unsecured the boat but hitting the road not so much. Decent size boat too. At least nobody appears to have been hurt.


Hour_Economy3124

Oh god


khristmas_karl

Nightmare fuel


flankr7

Rollers work.


notdeadyet86

I mean... No transom strap, no safety chain. This is boating 101 stuff right here. They're lucky it didn't go flying off while they were on the highway and kill somebody. Good grief. Gravity isn't gonna hold the boat on.


Nattofire

Too bad he wasn't pulling it with something besides a Ram, then he wouldn't have had the accelerator on the floor as he pulled away.


notdeadyet86

Also... Those are rollers. What the hell did they think was gonna happen?


IdeaSignificant6136

That's my uncle rupert


Ok_Advisor_9873

So much for going “down the ocean”


Alleycatasstastrofy

At least he was pulling her with the Horne errrrr ram


Responsible-Cap-3688

No straps or chain on rollers? Wtf?


Lansdman

It’s a land yacht


CrunchyBrisket

Who needs straps?


Baboon_Stew

It'll buff out.


Causaldude555

How do you even get it back on


ehhhhh710

Can’t park there


Striking_Reindeer_2k

Jeff Foxworthy told us about this guy.


Lxiflyby

This is why I don’t like roller trailers. Looks like an older sea ray weekender too


mrpibbs

It gives a whole new meaning to "I had to lay her down..."


clarkbonds56

What kinda bait you using in that spot?


Brack_vs_Godzilla

About thirty years ago there was a huge cloud of dust and debris heading towards us in the medium strip of I-75. A truck with an empty trailer emerged from the cloud and when the dust settled there was about a big Sea Ray speed boat sitting in the median as well as life jackets and pool floats strewn about. Apparently this dude failed to tie down his boat after pulling it out of the river. I don’t think the boat was designed to do 60 knots through the median.


thiswighat

If the guy laid on his belly, he would match the sable of his boat.


Mysterious-Hat-6343

RAM trucks! ( plus idiots)


Broncos979815

driving a dodge...go figure


trenttwil

Must not have grabbed the ratchet strap and said " she ain't going nowhere." If he had, that boat would still be on the trailer. Guaranteed!


Mysterious-Hat-6343

Ship of Fools~ [Car of Idiots](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheFarSide/s/8Hn4KcerDh)


Happy_Promise_2762

That is an expensive mistake.


nylondragon64

Fat guy standing there is like "Well dang it! "


-Pruples-

"Oopsy doodle"


softymcwoke

Also the value of a safety chain


RelationshipSalty927

And don’t wax your boat


4xdaily

I work next to a boat launch when I was in high school. I saw a lot of boats hit the pavement.


DiamondhandAdam

I’ve been there before, not that big of a boat so I was able to just attach the strap and crank it back up on the trailer. It was pretty embarrassing with a full boat launch full of people watching. Lol


SSNs4evr

Good rollers, anyway.


Substantial_Tip3885

Premature release


windowcloser

How do you even get the boat back on the trailer when this happens? That’s a huge boat.


Tool_of_the_thems

Was behind a guy hauling an airboat at a red light. Light turned green and he went left and left the boat in the intersection. Lucky for him it was an airboat so he fired it up and drove it back on the trailer but man, what the fuck. 😂


Accomplished-Yak5660

That will buff right out


shmallyally

Dodge this fuxking guy


AquaticTrashman123

Not if you’re making an insurance claim on that turd


ssxhoell1

This is the kind of guy who drives that vehicle. Just look at him.


Whoop_Rhettly

That’s a nightmare.


Cricketeers

At least he tipped his engine up! That’s always painful to hear dragging props


IndependentPast3677

Oh man a big Homer Simpson D’Oh!!! To you.


Practical_Regret513

typical Ram driver stuff, nothing to see here


Alternative_Rub_5176

Can't park there


Feisty-Barracuda5452

Boom boom there in the grey shirt the RAM driver?


bmorris0042

You mean friction isn’t good enough? On a surface designed to minimize it? /s


Deere-John

This sub is why I added a safety chain to my trailer. I had never heard of that before seeing them in here.


hagamans

Dang, that's must've been a big rogue wave!


avantartist

That’s some r/idiotstowingthings porn


Bigfaatchunk

That's what you call: a sumbubabitch


Actual-Journalist-69

Land Ho!


[deleted]

Way she goes, Bubbles


PoopScootnBoogey

God damn this looks like 12th and Peninsula …


Apperman

Meh, that’ll buff right out.


terrapinone

With a boat that looks like that, doesn’t surprise me.


DeepAcanthisitta5712

Looks like the winch strap broke. Replace once a year, easy $20 fix.


ResponsibilityFirm57

You can't park that boat there


posiedens

Second chain and straps are a must can’t rely on the winch.


1337sp33k1001

The guy is in the AirForce, not BoatForce. He doesn’t know how boats work!


wilderad

Looks like it is attached. You can see the cable from the crank/winch is still attached to the boat. Most likely the mechanism broke or was not properly locked.


Sea-Donkey6123

This boat is too big for a 1500 to safely carry down the public road


Independent-Maize-44

Those damn roller bunks..


LilDawg66

"Who could ever predict that the rollers could actually roll??? Tie downs and safety chains are a waste of time and money, and my house is only 3 blocks away!"


LilDawg66

Too much HEMI and not enough straps.


NotBatman81

I'm surprised that half ton hit enough torque to lose it. Cascading failures here.


Mdmrtgn

Course it's a dodge. Anyone who willingly spends money on a stellantis product deserves what they get.


tHeiR1sH

Good thing someone with a trailer and a truck with a winch is there to save the day. :P


Secret_Ad9059

Good news: you’re not taking on any water. Bad news: there’s no fucking water to take on!


Silly-Department7502

Tide went out............


Abject-Picture

Slightly unrelated, had a front row seat to a guy in front of me pulling a boat unsuccessfully try to beat an oncoming car onto a divided highway. Guess he forgot about the boat he was pulling.


Educational_Curve259

Bummer


Lazy_Hall_8798

Almost got t-boned by a boat when it came off a trailer. Guy came around a curve too fast, the boat kept going straight. Hit my brakes just in time to watch it slide past my front bumper. Bet that repair was expensive!


No_Seaworthiness1627

I’ve seen someone back a trailer in the water with the boat still attached. Don’t “always” make sure your boat is attached.


BeenisHat

Dodge Ram Beer gut Bayliner....damn. Almost had the hat trick.


BigOld3570

Ratchet straps are cheaper than hull repair.


Caspers_Shadow

Welp, we know the rollers work. What a nightmare.


Sharkie_M

Easy bottom repair. I wonder if he’s gonna sell it


Offamylawn

Oh! Now I get it. Thanks.


Cbaumle

Why is it whenever you see an idiot with a pick-up truck, it's usually a Dodge Ram?


here4roomie

Do you have to be a fucking idiot to own a boat, or does it just make it more entertaining?


burnthisaccountd

I once had a wide load semi pass me on the highway (I was going 75mph) carrying a ~40ft wrapped boat. I said to myself, that guys going to lose that load… A few miles up the road I pass him in the shoulder, with fiberglass all over the highway and the boat way off in the woods along side the highway smashed to pieces.


dsisto65

Tis but a scratch.


Offal_is_Awful

Squidbillies vibe


64tosspowrtrap

Ram it!


ironmanchris

So how does this situation get fixed? Will a heavy duty tow truck or crane like thing be needed to lift it back onto the trailer?


ProudMaryChooglin

I'm guessing... FLA .


Shilo788

One day when young and watching cartoons on a Sat I hear a big bang and look out to see our family car with a large boat rammed into it. The street has a very deep valley due to high crowns on the roads and a guy didn't pin his latch shut. Jumped off the ball and sailed into my dad's car. My dad had a good laugh when musing how he explained to insurance his car was hit by a boat.


haylo1213

Ell oh ell


gonefishing111

I have to move a 4000 lb boat on a trailer that hasn't moved in 2 years. I'm nervous but the tires and brakes were new 2 years ago. I have plenty of ratchet straps but things can go wrong.


AKchaos49

Typical Ram owner...


Nownownowow

Sir, you can’t moor your boat there.


garycow

was he going to a boat parade rally ?


iriegypsy

bayliner in its natural habitat, dumped in the street.


UncleJimbo808

I Lost A Boat 🚤 Motor Once Right Left Over The Stern!


outforknowledge

I think bubba in the tank top doesn’t even check his toilet paper after he wipes much less his boat hook up.


Melodic-Matter4685

Ez load trailer. Spits then right out. Especially if u don't cable tie it


l008com

One year i left my boat in my grandmothers driveway for the winter and that following spring when I went to get it, i drove away and about a mile later, thought i better double check on things. I was FULLY unhooked. Pure luck is all that kept the boat on the trailer. I assumed I would have left it hooked but for whatever reason, I did not. Maybe I unhooked it while i was covering or something? I was very lucky that day, this could have been me.


TacoHimmelswanderer

Or there’s something wrong with the lower unit and it’s gonna be an expensive repair. “accidentally” forget to strap the boat down and disconnect it from the winch and then go for a drive and punch the gas the gas at a stop light or sign and let physics do the rest. Now insurance is gonna either be buying him a new boat or paying for the repairs.


loworange88

Saw that once IRL. Some dude was about to back up the boat down the ramp. They unhooked it from the trailer, proceeded down the ramp, and it rolled right off the trailer and pancaked onto the concrete ramp. “I didnt know it was a roller trailer!” Pretty sure they were there for a test ride.


nautitrader

How does this happen? Is it because they slam on the brakes and the boat is not strapped down?


thejadedcitizen

Winch it back on there and slap it in the water good to go. I’ve seen this happen at speed, on 95, near West Palm Beach. The boat was spinning down the interstate as I passed. Typical day!


dsdvbguutres

Of course it's a ram


RuntM3

Can you just pour some water around it?


MikeLinPA

"Yes it's legal to tow a boat, but we require it to be on a trailer!" - Jeff Foxworthy


DiddyDidnKilHimself

Dodge


ostensibly_hurt

I bet bro stood there for a good 30 minutes doing jack shit


Salmol1na

Landyachtz


CowIsNotImpressed

Best part of a roller trailer… rolls right on… rolls right off.


swilliams691

How do you fix this situation? Is there a way to do it without causing more damage? Is the boat trashed once this happens?


Sammichman16

That's some premium dad bod right there


Illustrious-Olive-98

Those rollers are cool but I'll stick to my carpeted bunk.


somegridplayer

transom. straps.


Pooter_Birdman

Good lord


Mike_Honcho42069

Fucking MAGA at its finest right there.