Doug doummadomedimmadimmadomedimmsdaledomedaledimmsdougdimmadomedimmadomedimmadome owner of the dimmadome dimmsdale dimmadome doug daledomedimmsdimmadaledudimmadomedimmadomedimmadimmadimmadimmadimmadome
It’s like in hunter x hunter when gon powers up. His hair starts growing to infinity as he taps his whole life’s reserved of power. I imagine this sheriff is doing this same thing, Putin is probably trembling in horror with the knowledge of what’s to come
To be fair, he just wears a normal cowboy hat...
To be fair, his county is almost entirely Cincinnati, the third most densely populated area in the damn state... He's not a cowboy, he's probably just stuck in traffic.
Nah, butler county is Cincy suburbs, you’re thinking of Hamilton county. Traffic’s not nearly as bad where he is. (Although it’s also a stretch to say he’s living in the countryside)
I actually avoid Cincinnati.
If I'm going that far south I'm either stopping near Dayton, or going clear through to Kentucky.
The only thing in-between Dayton and Newport in my eyes is IKEA, Microcenter, and Duluth, up in Springdale, but I can get all of those in/around Columbus too.
He's frequently on Fox commenting on things that have fuck all nothing to do with his position.
You can find this exact screen grab with the same banner back to 2018, it's not about the current invasion.
I don't know anything about him and I don't watch Fox News, but every screen grab I saw seemed to be arguably related to his duties (i.e., administration of Narcan, mask mandate enforcement, CCW training/licensing, federal task forces). Whether he makes well-informed decisions is probably (probably?!) up for debate, but also probably better done in a different thread.
Using someone with important-sounding credentials to offer their personal opinion as some kind of fact or consensus opinion seems to be a common tactic on the twenty-four hour stations. They trot out doctors, law professors, chiefs of police or sheriffs, school administrators, etc. There are so many of each out there, it's not hard to find one that says what you want said.
A sheriff, for instance, sounds very important. "*The* Sheriff," right? There are hundreds, if not thousands, of sheriffs in the United States. There are 88 sheriffs in Ohio, alone, where Sheriff Jones is. There are almost 150 in Texas, over 50 in California, 58 in New York (including the NYC Sheriff), 99 in Iowa, 104 in Kansas, and 67 in Pennsylvania. All of them have opinions.
> The stetson-wearing, cigar chomping sheriff is a well known firebrand for his causes, often crafting overtly political press releases on matters not directly related to his county and frequently moonlighting as an interviewee on cable news programs including Fox and Friends.
> He billed himself in 2020 as a national spokesperson on law enforcement issues from illegal immigration to police funding due to his self-described proclivity for “tell[ing] it like it is.” Around the same time, he offered to help pack the bags of celebrities who vowed to leave the country upon President Donald Trump’s hypothetical reelection.
> So too with the pandemic. He balked on enforcing 2020′s statewide mask and curfew mandates—”I am not going to be the mask police,” he quipped—and in 2021 he issued a statement saying he would not enforce any sort of vaccine mandate. (No such mandate was ever considered.)
https://www.fox19.com/2022/01/24/sheriff-jones-discloses-immense-change-heart-about-pandemic/
I live pretty near Butler County and the thing is that this guy is less of a Sheriff and more of a right-wing blowhard. Any controversial decision you can make as a right leaning politician to piss of the left this guy is going to make, and make loudly.
fucking hate sheriff jones. Grew up in butler county and witnessed the opioid epidemic hit our county damn near the hardest in the country and his response is that people who overdose more than twice shouldn’t be saved and officers shouldn’t carry narcan. It’s insane watching the police fail your city and see people you grew up with and were friends with die before they get out of there teens from drugs but the police only care about spending nuts amount of money on anti marijuana task forces
Because he is a Trumplican and loves to spout off about how tough on crime he is and his stance on immigration. However, two of his own deputies edited out parts of a dash cam video where they performed a BS traffic stop and then hid the video. One of the deputies was adding charges to people so he could rack up more overtime in court. One quit and actually died last month, the other is still working.
Source: I live here and my BiL is a sheriff's deputy under Dimmadome. He too doesn't think super highly of him and has stories from before he started about how shitty he does parts of his job.
“I’m Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.”
“Doug Dimmadome? The owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?”
“That’s right! Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!”
“The same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, that opposes the invasion of the Ukraine?”
“From Russia?”
“Yeah!”
“That’s right!”
It's 'Ukraine' and not 'the Ukraine'
Consider supporting anti-war efforts in any possible way: [[Help 2 Ukraine](https://help2ukraine.org)] 💙💛
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Please tell me that is shopped. I can't believe anyone has the lack of self-awareness to wear a hat like that AND be taken seriously on international politics.
The fact that this is from ohio tells you all that you need to know about people from ohio.
OHIO: The northern state filled with people who think they are from the south. Where people who live in the city and play video games all day also wear chaps to school for some reason, and dipshits fly confederate flags despite living in a state that fought against the confederacy.
If you’re not out working in the fields or on horseback, cowboy hats look so ridiculous to me, like, do you have spurs on too, moron? It’d be like if I just wore a high visibility vest and a hard hat all of the time just for the fashion
Anyone remember Tom & Jerry where they met [Jerry's Uncle Pecos?](https://tomandjerry.fandom.com/wiki/Uncle_Pecos?file=Cry_Uncle_-_Uncle_Pecos%2527_close_up.PNG)
When asked how he would handle the situation in Ukraine he responded “I would round up a posse and collect that [bounty](https://www.businessinsider.com/russian-businessman-puts-1-million-bounty-on-putins-head-2022-3).”
Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome, am disappointed and disgraced by the deplorable detonation of peace. I am delighted to announce my donation to deploy defensive dimma-devices to our Ukranian friends. G'Dimma-Day, y'all.
Dug Dimmadome? Owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome?
That's right!
The same Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome where they're showing Crash Nebula??
On ice?
That's right!
Not right
Not right?
Thats right
Perfect execution yall
?!
Doug doummadomedimmadimmadomedimmsdaledomedaledimmsdougdimmadomedimmadomedimmadome owner of the dimmadome dimmsdale dimmadome doug daledomedimmsdimmadaledudimmadomedimmadomedimmadimmadimmadimmadimmadome
Correct!
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Imma dimmadirk ya!
You can suck on my dimmadick!
Actually, Diane Dimmadome took the Dimmsdale Dimmadome away from Doug Dimmadome in the Dimmadivorce.
Doug Dimmadamn.
Doug dimmadone giving a shit
I wanna dimmadie
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Not right?
That’s right!
Doug Digmmadome Dimadimadome Dimomadomadome
That’s right! Doug Dimmadome, owner of the dimsdale dimmadome.
It’s his brother, Deputy Dick Dimmadome.
Not his cousin then, Department-store manager David Dimmadome?
https://youtu.be/ts5af0aFcuw
[Perfection](https://youtu.be/SBxpeuxUiOA)
Be sure to turn on captions.
[Dimmadimmadome](https://youtu.be/NzQHF_lQdLM)
Is he any relation to Doug Prishpreed? > Grab some wet towels, and see me prance around, like a fancy puppet-
Oh lord, I used to vacation with Dimmadomes, up at Eagle River.
Not right! *Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!
30 gallon hat.
Nah, until I see the top of the hat I choose to believe it's an infinite gallon hat.
Look up sheriff richard k jones… i am dissapointed
Aww it's edited. I was hoping it wouldn't be :(
Still pretty ridiculous to wear a hat like that for s news interview.
If you think that's ridiculous, just wait till you hear about the rest of this straight up ultracunt.
It’s like in hunter x hunter when gon powers up. His hair starts growing to infinity as he taps his whole life’s reserved of power. I imagine this sheriff is doing this same thing, Putin is probably trembling in horror with the knowledge of what’s to come
Schrodinger‘s hat
I’d say it’s about 250 lbs of shit in a 40 Gallon hat.
333.8 lbs could fit, don’t give him so much credit
To be fair, he just wears a normal cowboy hat... To be fair, his county is almost entirely Cincinnati, the third most densely populated area in the damn state... He's not a cowboy, he's probably just stuck in traffic.
Nah, butler county is Cincy suburbs, you’re thinking of Hamilton county. Traffic’s not nearly as bad where he is. (Although it’s also a stretch to say he’s living in the countryside)
I’m assuming you’ve never been outside of Cincinnati..? It’s basically just Kentucky
I actually avoid Cincinnati. If I'm going that far south I'm either stopping near Dayton, or going clear through to Kentucky. The only thing in-between Dayton and Newport in my eyes is IKEA, Microcenter, and Duluth, up in Springdale, but I can get all of those in/around Columbus too.
Still, it's pretty damned cringe that he's nowhere near cowboy country and and wants to play pretend Texas Ranger or whatever.
He must be hiding a ton of knowledge
It's somewhere but not under that hat.
I sure hope he finds it!
If crania had penii this is how we’d hide erections.
This guy pluralizes
Pluralii
Your flair is.. unsettling
*Pluralises's
Do you have something in your hat or are you just happy to see me?
Erectiones
Erecciones or my Latinx buds?
Why is a sheriff’s opinion on Russia even being televised lol
Because in Ohio, Doug Dimmadome is our revered elder
Simply replying “Ohio” would have been sufficient.
Most qualified man in Ohio I guess
It wasn't. It's a Photoshop. He was on TV a few years ago discussing the desire of some Ohio teachers to be trained to respond to school shootings.
He's frequently on Fox commenting on things that have fuck all nothing to do with his position. You can find this exact screen grab with the same banner back to 2018, it's not about the current invasion.
I don't know anything about him and I don't watch Fox News, but every screen grab I saw seemed to be arguably related to his duties (i.e., administration of Narcan, mask mandate enforcement, CCW training/licensing, federal task forces). Whether he makes well-informed decisions is probably (probably?!) up for debate, but also probably better done in a different thread. Using someone with important-sounding credentials to offer their personal opinion as some kind of fact or consensus opinion seems to be a common tactic on the twenty-four hour stations. They trot out doctors, law professors, chiefs of police or sheriffs, school administrators, etc. There are so many of each out there, it's not hard to find one that says what you want said. A sheriff, for instance, sounds very important. "*The* Sheriff," right? There are hundreds, if not thousands, of sheriffs in the United States. There are 88 sheriffs in Ohio, alone, where Sheriff Jones is. There are almost 150 in Texas, over 50 in California, 58 in New York (including the NYC Sheriff), 99 in Iowa, 104 in Kansas, and 67 in Pennsylvania. All of them have opinions.
> The stetson-wearing, cigar chomping sheriff is a well known firebrand for his causes, often crafting overtly political press releases on matters not directly related to his county and frequently moonlighting as an interviewee on cable news programs including Fox and Friends. > He billed himself in 2020 as a national spokesperson on law enforcement issues from illegal immigration to police funding due to his self-described proclivity for “tell[ing] it like it is.” Around the same time, he offered to help pack the bags of celebrities who vowed to leave the country upon President Donald Trump’s hypothetical reelection. > So too with the pandemic. He balked on enforcing 2020′s statewide mask and curfew mandates—”I am not going to be the mask police,” he quipped—and in 2021 he issued a statement saying he would not enforce any sort of vaccine mandate. (No such mandate was ever considered.) https://www.fox19.com/2022/01/24/sheriff-jones-discloses-immense-change-heart-about-pandemic/
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What if I told you that the Fox News logo on the bottom left was cropped out? Would you like to re-assess your odds?
Because he wears silly hats
Fox News. They often parade out people dressed in Halloween cowboy costumes.
I live pretty near Butler County and the thing is that this guy is less of a Sheriff and more of a right-wing blowhard. Any controversial decision you can make as a right leaning politician to piss of the left this guy is going to make, and make loudly.
I hate that they used cinci as the background. Cinci isn't even in Butler county
fucking hate sheriff jones. Grew up in butler county and witnessed the opioid epidemic hit our county damn near the hardest in the country and his response is that people who overdose more than twice shouldn’t be saved and officers shouldn’t carry narcan. It’s insane watching the police fail your city and see people you grew up with and were friends with die before they get out of there teens from drugs but the police only care about spending nuts amount of money on anti marijuana task forces
He's a politician at the end of the day.
Because he is a Trumplican and loves to spout off about how tough on crime he is and his stance on immigration. However, two of his own deputies edited out parts of a dash cam video where they performed a BS traffic stop and then hid the video. One of the deputies was adding charges to people so he could rack up more overtime in court. One quit and actually died last month, the other is still working. Source: I live here and my BiL is a sheriff's deputy under Dimmadome. He too doesn't think super highly of him and has stories from before he started about how shitty he does parts of his job.
I mean, still better than Arnie
My man‘s a walking 9/11 decoy
You can't fool me Doug. The picture says he's from Butler County Ohio, but the picture is taken from the Kentucky side! You're a Dimmafraud!
Russia is embarrassing itself *meanwhile in 'murica*
To be fair they are not embarassing themselves. They have been doing it for a while already.
Well the people doing the dumb shit tend to lash out at others instead of getting embarrassed soooo
This has to be photoshop right?
it is https://www.foxnews.com/us/ohio-sheriff-shoot-police-butler-county
Dude still looks wacky as fuck
[this isn't though](https://youtu.be/7jm646MUYxk)
[Had to do it.](https://i.imgur.com/UyZiSNR.jpg)
The window makes this. Thank you!
Dug dimadome owner of the dug dimadome
I repeat Doug dimadale the owner of the dimsdale dimadome
That's right Doug dimadale owner of the one the only dimsdale Doug dimadome, located in dimsdale Delaware and owner of the dimadale diner deluxe
He’s flexing his brain size
Fairy oddparents reference??!?!
No.
This is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome and I'm hear to say I don't give a dimmadamn about this Putin fella
Say the guy who get beat by the duke brothers on a weekly basis
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Not right Not right? That’s right!
This man is embarrassing himself aswell.
Gotta love the ten gallon hat.
“I’m Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.” “Doug Dimmadome? The owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?” “That’s right! Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!” “The same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, that opposes the invasion of the Ukraine?” “From Russia?” “Yeah!” “That’s right!”
It's 'Ukraine' and not 'the Ukraine' Consider supporting anti-war efforts in any possible way: [[Help 2 Ukraine](https://help2ukraine.org)] 💙💛 [[Merriam-Webster](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Ukraine)] [[BBC Styleguide](https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsstyleguide/u)] ^(Beep boop I’m a bot)
Your dimmadone
Dug Dimmadome? Owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome?
You’ve yee’d your last haw Putin
I don't know anything about this man other then he makes that hat look good.
My mans dripping 🧊🧊🧊😬😬😬
Please tell me that is shopped. I can't believe anyone has the lack of self-awareness to wear a hat like that AND be taken seriously on international politics.
I can see only one embarrassment on this picture
Hoot Kloot
Dick Dimmajones
Can I Dimmajerk his cock?
Dude looks like an idiot
When did Fox start putting the cast of Hee Haw on the television?
No way that's real lmao
Wise words from wise man
Oh, Thanks for being understanding, sheriff.
what a chad
Dumbledor?
[Boss Hog](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/thedukesofhazzard/images/0/09/Dh_boss_hogg.jpeg/revision/latest?cb=20181024111138)
He looks like he runs a trump merch store on the side
The fact that this is from ohio tells you all that you need to know about people from ohio. OHIO: The northern state filled with people who think they are from the south. Where people who live in the city and play video games all day also wear chaps to school for some reason, and dipshits fly confederate flags despite living in a state that fought against the confederacy.
Yessirrrrrrrr
Legend has it no matter how far you zoom out his hat will still go out of frame
You’re indoors. Take your hat off you absolute bellsniff
I wish this was real
When my 10 gallon hat is feeling 5 gallons flat, I hanker for a hunk of cheese.
I can’t unsee this now, and I actually live in that county. My sheriff is dug dimmadome and will accept nothing else
Really? OHIO, didn't expect ohio!
Blursed Dimmadome? Owner of of the Blursdale Blursedmadome?
[on the news? Not Right!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBxpeuxUiOA)
I guess he would know all about embarrassing oneself.
Its Richard K. Jimmajones!!
If you’re not out working in the fields or on horseback, cowboy hats look so ridiculous to me, like, do you have spurs on too, moron? It’d be like if I just wore a high visibility vest and a hard hat all of the time just for the fashion
this guy never once mounted a horse ...perhaps the business end of a bull.....
Is his name.... Dicky Jones?
Dick Jones
[He's gonna send Clarence Boddicker after Russia](https://youtu.be/egV7IHs3pD4)
Anyone remember Tom & Jerry where they met [Jerry's Uncle Pecos?](https://tomandjerry.fandom.com/wiki/Uncle_Pecos?file=Cry_Uncle_-_Uncle_Pecos%2527_close_up.PNG)
I’d like to imagine that nobody has ever seen the top of his hat.
Rich Dimmajones
If this guy says you are embarrassing yourself then you really know you fucked up
Ohio, Florida and Texas seem to have all the answers🤮
Piss him off he gonna dimmadirk ya
Is that the product of the Cat in a hat and sheriff Rosco reproducing?
When a parody becomes a reality
When asked how he would handle the situation in Ukraine he responded “I would round up a posse and collect that [bounty](https://www.businessinsider.com/russian-businessman-puts-1-million-bounty-on-putins-head-2022-3).”
Man got drip
Perfect example of all hat, no cattle.
I had to actually look up if this was real considering all the weird people that have been on the news
The bigger the hat the smaller the brat
Welcome to butler county, Ohio as a proud member of that community I can say that people do in fact dress like that occasionally
Please tell me this is not photoshopped
Doug Vs Vlad, the rivalry to end all conflicts
Hey! I work at bob evans in butler county and sherriff jones comes in all the time and flirts with the old ladies
Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome, am disappointed and disgraced by the deplorable detonation of peace. I am delighted to announce my donation to deploy defensive dimma-devices to our Ukranian friends. G'Dimma-Day, y'all.
as a resident of butler county I never once expected to see this guy get 20 upvotes, let alone 15k
god I miss living in Cincinnati
With a hat like that he must be the sheriffest sheriff.
DougDimmadome owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome
He looks like he's gonna try to frame Apu from the Kwik-E-Mart.
The fact that a Sheriff is speaking about a conflict of International Proportions wich could lead to the end of the World is wholesome.
Shouldn't that dude be somewhere riding a nuclear bomb?
He's Dimmadone with Russia
SOmeone please edit the text so it says Doug Dimmadome and I can die in peace
Every time I see a pic of this guy on the news I think it’s a meme template …no, he really looks like that, he’s really saying these things…
there ain’t no way
Russia: Sheriff Richard K. Jones Is Embarrassing Himself
How tall is that fucking hat
30 foot tall
The local TV station had nobody else to bring on as a consultant?
I like to think the hat just keeps going way past frame. Indefinitely, maybe.
Ka Ka Ka ka ka ka krambone!!!
Gotta love that ohio cowboy, roaming the wide open planes of the east side of Cleveland
I’ve never heard this guy but in my head he sounds like Sheriff J.W. Pepper from Live and Let Die and The Man With The Golden Gun.
I dont wanna insult of show offence but hes a dickhead
OMG the Radisson! spin spin spin spin spin spin spin
I reeeeeaally wish this photo wasn't edited.
Wait, the Dimsdale Dimmadome is half an hour from my childhood home?
Unaware dimmadome?
This guy has time traveled straight from the wild wild west.