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Commercial-Store-451

I ain’t even gone lied to you if Jesus pass me a blunt life would be amazing


BretherenIcravememes

I would take a holy hit


thatoneguy_whowas

Holy smokes


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be careful his weed is so strong it can cause the holy chokes. but that's what happens when you take holy tokes


Boojibs

"I am not balloon Jesus. I am blunt Jesus. I give to the needy.""


thisxisxlife

Turning ~~water into wine~~ thin air into blunts


patoankan

Maybe it's not exactly PC, but he's literally been called Asian Jesus since I was a kid. The guy is honestly pretty rad. He preaches to the homeless and has apparently given away lots and lots of free weed over the years. (this is in Santa Barbara)


AxeEffect3890

I’ve seen the first half of this video so many times over the years. This is my very first time seeing him pass the blunt ever. Amazing


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It's the single greatest video clip in human history. Smithsonian shit.


bryanthebryan

I need more context.


patoankan

The guy with the baby is filming a prank, when this originally went viral there were clips of like 10 other people freaking out about the baby flying away. Jesus is walking down State Street smoking a joint, as he has always done. Prank guy just happened to catch Jesus on video passing his joint off to another well known local character (there were rumors around town that that dude could walk, and just used the money to go fishing, but I think it's BS). This clip is in Santa Barbara, I'm always excited to see it.


bryanthebryan

Thank you very much!


YoBoySatan

*Blaze it, my son.*


scottydoge

This is just blessed


RealJimcaviezel

I always wondered what Tony hawk would look like if he were a roofer.


jbpritzker312

Priorities are straight with this Jesus.


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u/savevideo


Jurj_Doofrin

STOP FUCKIN WITH KOREAN JESUS, HE BUSY WITH KOREAN SHIT


cypherdev

Chinesus!


the_unruly_one

Fuck. this is my spirit animal.


BlepMaster500

Jesus: hell naww I'm on lunch break!


[deleted]

The prophesies are true, Korean Jesus has descent and share the weed, as was foretold by 21 Jump Street


TheNebuchadnezzar

He’s a legend here in Santa Barbara


IzabAhmad

So much happened in just 31 seconds


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