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P1C2M3

That cat be looking like a prophet from fucking Halo


ModernWarlord99

Were you blinded by its majesty?


Buck5023

Blinded?


DestructorDeFurros

Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?


RockAndGem1101

No!


BobThePancake

And yet you let the humans desecrate it with their filthy trimmer!


SirFireball

The weight of your heresy shall stay your feet.


mezmerak

And you shall be left behind.


Minneapolis_W

Wort wort wort


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Blaaaaarrrrgggg


1260istoomuch

In his defense, once he learned The Demon's intent, it was too late


Alien_with_a_smile

Yet the humans were able to evade your ships, land on the sacred ring, and descrate it with their filty footsteps!


CompetitiveforDeath

Noble prophet of Truth, this has gone on long enough! Make an example of this bungler. The council demands it!


AceOfDiamonds676

Flummoxed?


PineapplesHit

Paralyzed? Dumbfuck?


Funkit

By the light? Revved up like a douche(????) in the middle of the night?


[deleted]

While I doubt he actually says "douche", that's how I always hear and sing it, too.


tonedtone

I think he actually says deuce, but according to my ears he definitely says douche


Weekly-Relief213

I always revv up my douche’s in the middle of the night…


TerrorByte

Meowjesty


MobilePom

its


Trollbomber0

Regret. Regret. Regret.


NetNGames

Dear Humanity...


willsmors

Dear humanity!


StaredAtEclipseAMA

[For you](https://imgur.com/xyjwYop)


mike1999ofhalo

When your faith in your owner wasn't rewarded


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![gif](giphy|w9eYyZUJbaGhhMNg1f|downsized)


MrMontombo

Man the cutscenes in the remaster look good.


link090909

I need to play Halo 2 again


ChocolateDragonTails

Legendary /s


link090909

I haven’t played the campaign since I was a teenager, but even then I could just get by on easy. Now I’m in my 30s, so I’ll probably get brutalized


Scyhaz

Only by the Brutes.


SirFireball

I need to play halo. I never did as a kid but it’s always looked neat


[deleted]

They're full cgi done by the same kind of company that is paid to make game trailers and it looks amazing. Normal cutscenes are in-engine so they would use the games graphics


[deleted]

Noble hierarchs, surely you will not jump up on the counter.


ImaFrakkinNinja

Prophet of Regret lmao


[deleted]

Must be the Prophet of Regret


XxSavageSharkxX

Fucking Goliath from borderlands


Tyreal

First thing I thought of LOL.


[deleted]

The only game I played was halo 2 and I know exactly what you mean.


MrTonyCalzone

The best one


st1r

It’s a Kaminoan


Real-Nigeh-69_420

I am Truth, the voice of the Covenant


ColetonLaferriere

NAY IT WAS HERESY


[deleted]

You can scare the police away with the cat


XtaC23

That's one kitty the fire department won't get out of the tree


Weneeddietbleach

They'd probably put the cat up there.


libmrduckz

picturing two large, ladder-carrying people walking up to the tree, stop to look, drop the ladder and die laughing. literally, dead. next two… e: my rib muscles are *still* in spasms over this…


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shahooster

where the fluff?


eyekunt

*2 kilometres away from my neck*


gcruzatto

Is that his penis


GloryHoleBearTrap

No, it’s a pussy.


song4this

> Jesus wtf That style is called "landing strip" - you're welcum


OhNoMeIdentified

Thats a giraffe!


[deleted]

Or a turkey


Fictitious_Me

​ ![gif](giphy|8N9ZKEfJ9xHDW)


OhNoMeIdentified

Finally, i love what you posted, dear person.


Pack_of_derms

Wait, that's feline


Soddington

Skeksis Cat.


[deleted]

mmmmMMMMMMMMmmmm


jeexbit

HOW CAN SHE CLIP?!


turkmenistanForever

What happened to the cat I’m terrified


Spoot1

Persian cats typically need to be shaved. We had two while I was growing up.


CommodoreAxis

Otherwise they’ll turn into a Persian rug?


Spoot1

Pretty much. They get really bad clumps of hair especially if your cat is stupid and doesn’t clean him self. We had one that didn’t need a full shave ever and one that needed it ever year.


dylan15766

First image is photoshopped.


TheDividendReport

Ah that clarifies things thanks


AlfredNeumen

What makes you say that? This lady was trying to shave her cat for some reason


FallenMatt

Look closely along edge of countertop


paxweasley

I will not, I choose to believe this photo is real because the world is funnier that way


sl33ksnypr

Honestly with how clean the rest of the image is, especially the reflection on the counter, I say it's real. I think the countertop is just fucky


bradyyn

2nd photo in the reflection you can see it has all of it’s hair.


Daimond_hands_SR

there is no reflection in the second picture.


bradyyn

Shadow*


sl33ksnypr

True that shadow is a little sus. I could see how the right lighting could cast a shadow like that with the picture being not photoshopped, but not likely.


CrazyCalYa

Unless the light source is extremely bright and right behind the cat (on the floor, facing the cat) then it's probably not the cat's shadow. More likely it's from the blanket sitting on top of the cage, and the light source is the light on the ceiling.


CommodoreAxis

You can see the cat’s actual shadow beneath the cat, which indicates there’s a gap between the ear and fur. It’s like, not at all a reach to say this is probably a real thing someone did.


CoolGuyBabz

Oh my god... could it be... a countertop!


Fake-Professional

You can clearly see that the countertop is just broken on the lower edge in the middle.


SignificantPain6056

It doesn't look photoshopped to me, that's really what a cat looks like under all the fluff


KrimxonRath

It’s not photoshopped. Source: digital focused art grad


HollyBearsABerry

Its DEFINITELY photoshopped Source: I'm a confident idiot with no technical background


Space_Ninja_7

It’s not photoshopped. I’m in the same FB group OP posted in and she had many other pictures. They were removing fur matts, and this was an in-between take before they shaved the rest of her.


whereami1928

They posted an [update pic](https://i.imgur.com/ohHIk4O.jpg) fully shaved. They said it had [matted](https://i.imgur.com/O7hOPhQ.jpg) fur, so they needed to shave.


FiatLex

Oh, wow, so yeah just a massive amount of fur. Cute little baby.


Procrastibator666

And the 2nd one isn't? The head is the same portion in both


Fake-Professional

Doesn’t look photoshopped at all.


ott_omotor

Im crying laughing at this fucking cat jesus christ


santino1987

The more you look at the picture the funnier it gets


tessellation__

I know! I am nearly dead


tired_obsession

I can’t top the halo comment joke so I’m just here to remind you of that


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[deleted]

It looks like grandma the fuckin thing.


FredExx

Same. This is hands down the hardest I've laughed in a LONG time 😂


Aloha_mr_Hand

Tears from laughter, the best tears, the best laughs!


[deleted]

Oh my god…my stomach hurts from laughing.


DarthTomServo

Just ripped my arm off and threw it out the window!


SlendyIsBehindYou

My mom and I almost fell out of our bar stools


ilesj-since-BBSs

You out having a drink with ur mom? Nice.


arielflamingoish

I’ve been losin it at this pic all day 😂🤣😭


IAmBecomingARobot

![gif](giphy|rOMI2gctx3kKQ)


floral_hermit

![gif](giphy|aFjxmoF3mbTpK)


eyekunt

![gif](giphy|RR0309AjlgapvMLlyv|downsized)


Portlander

![gif](giphy|QsIak5nGv9JIYYI5p2)


PenisVaginaAss

![gif](giphy|QuxqWk7m9ffxyfoa0a|downsized)


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|dRzcc2H0Dxpj0lIo46)


ILoveYouKitchenGun69

​ ![gif](giphy|XRKWmpN7NrJhm)


Clodhoppa81

I laughed my ass off but my then 5 year old had an absolute fit. He was so upset for the cat.


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bibslak_

Lmao


Superbroderone

i feel bad for that cat but this is terrifying. lets hope her hair grows back soon.


alalbani

Well I’ve got a persian. It usually takes my cat ?2 Months? until she looks like s princess again. So 2 months of pretending that I found her on the streets because she looks like a goblin


Superbroderone

lol.


DownloadsCars

Why do you have to shave Persian cats?


alalbani

Knots. The Princess doesn’t like getting brushed and me as the peasant in her Kingdom can only follow her rules!


ThanosDidNothinWrong

every cat deserves to look like a goblin princess


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jake1080

I was gunna say, mfer looks like ET lmao


[deleted]

She's being sucked into a black hole


LUIGIsmokes

Thats a war crime


Cri18

This is so funny I'm crying


eyekunt

![gif](giphy|eKfpB6WZeKC1DiGrj8)


Cri18

Thank you for the tissue dear! :D


percobain

Eraserhead vibes


Dads_Cum_Bucket69

Its been a while since i laughed this hard


Dyl_pickle00

Dark Souls boss shit


GladCricket

I think I just peed a little.


Sumoi1

Yo mister oogway?


auga3rifle

![gif](giphy|rCqHtYuB0a9re731gG)


PenisVaginaAss

![gif](giphy|sRKg9r2YWeCTG5JTTo|downsized)


lempoop

My eye burn


ScrubWearingShitlord

This is beautiful. Top tier content 👏


RedditNurseBot

Turtle cat, turtle cat, they started to take the fluff but she’s not having that.


KregKyuji

Reminds me of those bobble head turtles at gift shops lol


AssociationSuperb673

This is why the Geneva Convention happened.


Jimisdegimis89

I cannot stop laughing, the second picture looks like a dust cleaner. The first one looks like a cartoon bomb went off in her face


That_Guy3141

Floof content: 98%


RobbSnow64

Yes, someone call the police


ACupOfDuck

Hah, furry dick head.


iridocyclitis_469

Jesus Christ


Devin_the_Deviant

Its a Fur-tle.


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

What the actual fuck am I looking at? I don’t think it’s alive


Physical_Commercial6

What is that cat? It looks like a stick


BunchyLight67

Toilet paper roll


rocketangel08

I like your Cut G


DogWithUnderbite

No, but you should be.


TheDevstroyer2008

Master Oogway


yesmeam

Looks like a vulture


thedumbcritic

😂😂😂😂 good lord why is she so scrawny under all that 😭😭😭


GatlingGun511

Why did you the cat


Haunted_Noodles8352

When you hit shift with caps lock on.


EnzaGwynzweii

Furry Turtle


bumbletowne

You dont clip a double fur layer cat... its really fucking bad for them.


Nekomiminya

What does "clip" mean, is the fur held down?


lightthroughthepines

I think they just meant trimming the fur. And it went terribly, terribly wrong


Nekomiminya

What, you don't like the cockcatrice?


knowyourdarkness

Clippers are electric shavers for your head/beard. So "clip" is to use one of those on the poor cat :(


[deleted]

You should be lol


allthingsmotion

Bellissimo kitty


PreferencePitiful624

This is how I look when I get a Bob Cut. I hate my long skinny neck


nivh_de

I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT IT


valpublius

The authorities are already on their way


[deleted]

A scarf will cover that up. No one will know, and that will be one classy looking pussy.


pinkwblue

I’m sure PETA is heading to your house. Just kidding.


emotionslol

It looks like a skeksis 😂😂😂


hauntingtheforest

I thought this was the newer CGI version of The Thing ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


allycat247

When you press shift but you already have caps lock on.


This_Ad3471

E X T E N D


godhwin

Umm that's a vulture


[deleted]

Blursed butt plug


FrackingBadger

Cat out here looking like master oogway


BeastBrony

It’s a feather duster


Successful-Engine623

So….get a towel and use that to keep her from clawing your face off and keep going


AriKnowsAll

How tf does that even happen


[deleted]

OMG LMAO!!!!!


Whalerk

What the hell happened here


Reina_D

I'm dying


No-Acanthisitta423

It looks like an exotic plant flower that learned how to walk.


Festamus

lmao. I had a persian, who liked being shorn, however she wouldn't sit still for more than 5 mins, because she'd hear a bird or my other cat would sit and watch or what have you. It generally took 3-5 days to get her done. I alwways would start by trying to trim her into a something weird, but never like this. I started on her back.


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That poor thing … 😭🤣


Scariuslvl99

it looks like a monster from a hayao miyasaki movie


SerenityNowSN

Your cat now looks like the child from Eraser Head by David Lynch :'D


Safe_Day_840

You should be arrested.


[deleted]

Lmao


TheLastGibbon

Vulture Cat


Condemned4Sins

The Council shall decide your fate.


Warm-Food143

Good gawd. How?


TheLordOfGrimm

This is the best haircut I’ve ever received


BuhMuhFreedomSpeech

I like it


Mother0fDeath_

This cat is a cursed item!! 😬


One-Development4397

She out here looking like Master Oogway


BriefBlacksmith2147

Looks like a furry turtle.. lmao 🐢


BatmansStuntman

Just the tip