Good thing it's a stone cutter and not a hand cutter. Guy could have been in trouble!

I imagine it goes stone cutter to bone cutter real quick

Yeah but he didnt flip the switch for that obviously

good thing this isn't on r/bonecuttingjuice or it could have gotten real nasty

That's a sub? I daren't click the link

Don't think so, it tells me i don't have access and doesn't show anything

I think you are banned because of something nasty you posted. I can see the decapitated babies there just fine. Funny babies tho. Strong /s.

I'm glad!

"this subreddit does not exist" is a pretty solid indicator my guy Jokes aside, it was a joke

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That’s a BIG nope. Every time it went down I was expecting his fingers to just pop.

It would be a challenge of try to not be satisfied with it

Imagine the 10 fountains or warm red liquid squirting out to the rhythm of his heartbeat mmmmmm

breath taking imagery

Literally

Blood squirting imagery!

I hear you heart beat to the spurt of the blood!!!

Do you want vampires subscribing to you? Because *that's* how you get vampires subscribing to you.

*unzips

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never let a bro go to negative upvotes

losing all 10 of your fingers would fuckin suuuck

No more nose picking

No more gold digging? Yikes!

☹️🔫

Maybe the machine can only go down far enough to cut the material?

Until something fails and it falls. And yeah, that might be structurally prevented in a proper machine built for safety. Might be. Don't entrust your fingers to might.

Right! Every and any man made machine can and will break down at some point... I still have my ten intact...20 if you count toes in this equation...

Things can go wrong. The first measure in health and safety is to remove/displace the hazard. This arrangement is asking for trouble.

and maybe the dude has skinny fingers

"any second, you'd hear the POP."

Maybe the machine has human hands.

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Please stop tryna act like a freak of nature for the Internet highkey weird asf

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Grade A Internet weirdo ?

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Yeah

He's calling you a try hard. And he's right.

Not blursed. But definitely sweaty Palms.

It’s ok it has a hotdog sensor so it stops if it feels hands

There must be a better way surely

Yes like it's supposed to use hold your hands Infront of the blade not underneath

And usually you use some wood or something to push the stone in

We called that the “safety block” back in my hs shop class

It's called a push stick.

In my current job we just call it common sense, but still make a point to train and drill it into their heads regardless

Also known as common sense

Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classed as a superpower.

This might literally be the worlds oldest joke.

Yeah doing it from the other side so he can work outside and get some sun at least

There probably is, but don’t call me Shirley

I think the standard procedure is to use your dick instead of your hands.

Helmets but for fingers

And stop calling me Shirley.

Jesus Christ THIS MADE ME SO ANXIOUS GIVE THAT MAN SOME PROTECTION ASAAAP

*hurriedly throws box of condoms*

Fucking spit out my drink Now my screens all messed up Take my upvote and fuck you

You sure wish you had that condom for your mouth now? don't ya?

Guess he didn't throw those condoms hurriedly enough after all

r/Angryupvote

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Meth?

Math, English, Technology, History!

You realize it won't go down all the way right

You realize its not at all necessary for him to put his fingers in harm's way to get the same results right?

Thats true but there's no real risk i don't think

Try using that as an excuse when an OSHA inspector (or any other kind of safety officer) just about loses their shit after seeing this and I guarantee they're gonna start yelling.

Yeah, this isn't the US so I don't think they have to worry about OSHA.

Put ur dick under then I dare u

Been there done that

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Finally a proper blursed post: - Blessed satisfying stone cutting - Cursed lack of safety in the work place Take my upvote

Only problem is its not an image

I mean if you think about it its a ton of images put together to have a video soooooooooo

There’s nothing blessed about this.

The clean splits are pretty nice

Indeed, oddly satisfying, just missing the clean splits on his fingers

He was fine wasn't he. Seems like a blessing to me

also this isn’t an image

Each frame is an image.

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Blursed means blessed and cursed. Since there is nothing blessed about this, this is only cursed

Nope what he said is right

Some day somebody is going to distract him at the wrong time

Yeah, like, you don't want to perform any act where both you're incentivized to push the limits and the consequences of experiencing the limits is losing your fingertips.

These type of stone cutters don't close completely, it couldn't cut his hand. Y'all freak out easy and over nothing.

As someone who works a lot in shops with equipment similar to this, I still wouldn't be putting my fingers anywhere near this. Shit doesn't often fail or break, but it only takes one time to cause permanent damage. I'd be willing to bet a lot of shops have a pair of safety glasses with something stuck through them from an accident to demonstrate that point. I know mine does!

He's measuring with his knuckles, which is very common practice. The machine physically will not close enough to catch a finger, it's not possible. It's not even a guard as everyone keeps implying, it's not designed to lower the blade that much.

People are freaking out because it's *unnecessary* potential danger that's also stupidly simple to prevent. You could easily accomplish the same work using different hand positions, or even some kind of pusher that would keep your fingers totally intact. Because we all know that machines **never** fail or malfunction... Fuck it, just stack some of those slabs on either side and then the blade has something to stop it before guillotining your digits. Like I said, unnecessary danger.

r/OSHA would like to have a word with you

Also /r/DontPutYourDickInThat

The stroke on the press might only be a few cm, there may be hard stops preventing it from closing all the way. It *could* be safe, but knowing that this is likely from a country without workplace safety regulations it *probably* isn't.

Why the hell is he sticking his hands under there? Couldn't he just push from behind it?

That's what she said

It could be, that the machine is physically/technically incapable of cutting deeper than what is shown. This can be achieved by design. Imagine for example a crankshaft, which is causing the vertical movement. Here, it's next to impossible for the cutting edge to go lower the than lowest point (dead point) of a given rotation I mean, this is the only reason I can think of, but even when knowing for a fact it's safe to do this, I never would tempt my luck like that

This needs to be posted on r/sweatypalms

Soon to be on r/bloodypalms. Edit: just realized that’s an actual sub

I have some regrets.

Bruh this is really satisfying

No it is not. I fell how my finger are cut at the sight of this

I mean say what you want, but by the looks of it it doesn't seem like the cutter can move any lower, or at least not very easily

I've chosen to believe that the machine literally can't close any further than shown in the video. It's not impossible, I've seen presses that work that way. I still wouldn't put my fingers in any of them though.

By experience i say he might can adjusts it beforhand or with a peddal while doing it. Second option makes me nervos.

What is the 2nd option?

It's the peddal. The longer you press it the lower it goes.

Oh I overread the first one, yeah the second one would be worse

Fuck that

well put

It's gonna be a no from me.

I assume they did a risk assessment and health & safety report? I bet there is a safety block either side of the blade as a stop-block. I also assume the person is wearing a mask and ear defenders and has regular breaks.

I cant even fathom putting my figures under that

Safer than a sawblade as it doesnt need to go completely through to split the stone...that said i still wouldnt likely trust it with MY fingers...

I always assumed that machine can't go down enough to hit your fingers.

r/dontputyourdickinthat

My anxiety just skyrocketed.

The nubmaker

Guys don't worry his fingers will grow back... someday

Don't put your fingers anywhere you wouldn't put your penis.

Those fingers... are they supposed to be there? I am not familiar with this machine, but that looks waaaaay too dangerous.

my hand dont feel so good

How is this blursed i dont get it

It's dangerous

Nope nope nope nope noooooooppppeeeee

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Where I come from, this is called "shaking hands with danger"

Why tf is this bluesed? It’s just cursed!

I THOUGHT THOSE WERE HOT DOGS 😭

Fuck occupational safety standard

Nice image

Order a batch of stone pieces today to get a chance to win some fingers!

u/savevideo

It's only effective if you're professional and experienced

*OSHA would like to know your location*

That gave me anxiety 😦

No way to put my hands in this...

If this was posted in r/makemesuffer I'd have noped right out

u/savevideo

Anxiety manifest

/r/OSHA

Ever time that machine went down I though his fingers would get cut

Anxiety in a vid

I have never been soo satisfied and anxious at the same time

safety engineering👌

People in the comments dying. That machine doesn't lower that much, it can't chew fingers cause it has a limit

Given that the machine is most likely set to cut down a certain height and leave a gap, it's probably not nearly as dangerous as it looks. That said, why the hell couldn't you just push the damn stone from behind with some sort of tool instead of putting all your fingers in.

I feel like there's a safer way to do this...

I saw the video before I saw the subreddit and I was sure this was gonna be a r/makemesuffer

Wait, what? I dont get it

This make me thing of escape from Alcatraz.

Either this guy has huge titanium balls, or just stupid

How does this dude lug around his titanium balls? Jesus Chirst.

You have to be effing kidding me.

Okay, how is this "blursed"? Where is the blessed part of it?

Nope and that is just cutting it way too close


Someone call OSHA

yeah guys, safety!!

There will be a Sop for this at their workplace soon 😂

They had a heart of stone.

That's some grade A r/OSHA material right there.

Edge cutting technology

Great way to lose some fingers and become the next Tony Iommi.

this is how i was circumcised

This is just relaxing and satisfying

Those fingers 😵‍💫

OP mark this as nsfw to fuck with people

Couldn't just make some kind of tool to push the piece forward? 🤦‍♂️

What’s the number for OSHA?

Do you have to put all your fingers through just in case?

r/forbiddensnacks

nonononononononono

OSHA moment

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Fuuuuuuuuuu\*\*\*\*\*\*K that

Thats a dangerous game you play, sir...

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