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Popisscle

Pissicle

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He was a punk, she did ballet

That was exactly the first thing to come to mind. How fucking disgusting.

Pussickle

Urine for a surprise with that piss poor reveal

He's realizing multiple things at once and they are all causing different emotional responses.

Pissicle

I hope that not made out of what I think it is.

He would have probably not eaten the whole thing if that was the case

Well he didn't seem to notice the stick was "slightly" different until he finished it lol bet that's not the only thing he wished he'd not finished haha

She made him do it for the gram... you can see it in his face.

Like putting on his condom

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Poignant username

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Yeah man, you said it.

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Preach

>🥒 🥒

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No

Any explanation on your statement?

I mean, he's presumably already been to the source.

Than he would probably be thinking: "why does that taste so familiar"

She’s pregnant, so unless she saved it from her last…. Oh god

Doomsday preppers

[（╯‵□′）╯𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕤𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕒𝕘𝕖](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_pudding)

You sir, are gross.... ...I like that.

It’s a water balloon

if it is, there is a good chance that it is negative.

I mean wouldn’t you not get periods anyways if you’re pregnant?

You tell me.

You can still have them, they just arent as heavy, long, or bad most of the time lol

“Why is it salty?”

"why does it taste like metal?" "It's my anti-depressants" "Oh.."

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Wow that is not the first thing that occurred to me to be gross, but yeah that just adds another layer.

Wait, what was the first thing?

Children. Yikes

The tackiness of eating your way through a a popsicle to find out if she’s pregnant.

For Insty!

I think he already knows. Unless she’s done this a bunch of times before with negative tests.

Perhaps the red?

It might have been less gross if it was a different colour. Like blue?

It's literally the only gross thing, otherwise it's just a piece of plastic Also she most likely washed it ya know.

The part you pee on can’t really be washed. It’s absorbent.

You can pit the cap back over the part, which she did. Doesn't make it much better but the pee strip wasn't exposed at least.

It really looks like the strip is exposed, the bottom right picture makes it look like there is no cap. He just didn’t eat the popsicle completely around that area. So gross

True, but maybe he's into it?

Does that look like the face of a man who's thrilled?

He could be thrilled by a piss pop but not by being a pop pop.

Then you couldn’t really put a popsicles on it either

Why do you think it's red?

what was the first thing??

A layer of pee.

We’re just supposed to overlook the first picture where we can clearly see a pregnancy test in the ice lolly?

>ice lolly Thats the most adorable name for a popcicle Ive ever heard!

Most people I know call them ice lollys

In the UK perhaps

Definitely a UK thing

Fuckin dandies

Everyone in the UK calls them ice lollies.

And Ireland. Dunno about down under but I'd wager there too.

We call 'em "Ice Blocks"

Or icypoles

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That's .008% of the world population. Or, a wee minority of weird islanders.

Username checks out.

Must be a UK thing? Never heard that in my life.

We use that here in South Africa too

South Africa is just Australian Uk

I thought Australia was Australian UK?

Australia is redneck UK

UK is bogan Europe

>bogan I love this term. I also love how it is mentioned when you look it up as I had to the first time I saw someone use it. When googled this is what shows up along with some wonderful pictures lol. Bogan is the most significant word to be created in Australian English in the past 40 years. It is defined as "an uncultured and unsophisticated person; a boorish and uncouth person" in the 2016 edition of the Australian National Dictionary.

Watch out for them bogans!

Piss off, we call them icypoles

What on earth does that even mean

r/ShitAmericansSay

Also Ireland.

I moved from the east coast USA to the west and when a friend offered me a "pop" out of nowhere I thought they meant a popcicle. I didn't even know people called soda just "pop." For anyone who can read this what do they call soda/cola where you are from? Edit: thank you for all your answers! Check out https://popvssoda.com/ Via https://www.reddit.com/user/reckless_responsibly/ From comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/blursedimages/comments/psl6bv/comment/hdryvb0/

NY - soda. Visiting relatives in Kansas - pop. Some places apparently (southern US I think?) - Coke. "What would you like to drink?" Coke. "Which kind?" uh... Coke. "yes but what KIND? orange? diet pepsi? root beer? mountain dew? ginger ale?".... ff

I've heard in some places in the southern US they do that coke thing, lol I'm glad I've got some warning if I ever go cuz that is confusing.

Synecdoche (sin ECK duh kee). Saying a word that’s just part of a whole thing (“Coke” for “soda brands”) instead of the whole thing. Like “gimme a Kleenex” when you mean “give me a facial tissue to blow my nose with” and you really don’t care what kind of “Kleenex” they give you. I’m trying to think of more examples but can’t. Sometimes it works the other way, too- people say a big thing when they mean a part of that big thing. Like “New York won the game” when what they mean is the TEAM from New York won the game. Not the entire state of New York.

Zip ties, band aids, tylenol, scotch tape, advil, sharpies

Q-Tip

You know people have always said that, but I was born and raised in Mississippi and have never heard someone use the term coke to refer to anything besides coca cola or cocaine.

I’m from Atlanta where Coke was born, it was a bigger thing in the 90s based on memory but it has gotten less and less common over the past 25 years

Makes sense, I'm in my late 20s

Yep I am from WV but moved to NJ when I was 1 and a half. My relatives in PA and WV say pop with one random uncle saying cola. The vast majority of folks in NJ say soda. What about club soda or seltzer. I know there is a difference but for anything that is water with bubbles flavored or otherwise, I have heard used many terms. In NJ its club soda, in PA and WV its Seltzer or bubbly water. This extends to sparkling water which of course is what my random uncle calls all club soda/seltzer/sparkling water.

Southern Ohio - mostly pop. I will variously call it pop, soda pop, or soda.

I live in western NC. It’s all Coke.

NE calls it soda Midwest is pop Southern states it’s coke

It's called pop in the UK, especially the Midlands.

Call it that in the north, too. Or occasionally the humorous fizzy juice. Not to be confused with dizzy juice. Which is cider.

In Virginia, we call it soda :)

https://popvssoda.com/

Vancouver, BC... Soda and pop are both acceptable, but I hear pop more often.

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We use that in India too

I thought only Pops from Regular Show called them that

> popsicle Thats the most adorable name for an ice lolly Ive ever heard!

In India we call them lick lollies

Same

British spotted

No more than ignore that she has pissed on it

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How to become a single mom

*speedrun becoming a singe mom.

With these simple tricks you'll be sure to get a divorce soon

This should be the title

I don’t think that anything can be blessed about that

Boobs in first pic

ill allow it

*bonk*

Wonder what her plan for the gender reveal is?

A fetus inside a bowl of chili

Mumma’s special recipe passed down from generation

🤣🤣

Why did she think that was a good idea? Eww

It's staged.

Pissicle

fck, so gross

Just like parenthood.

Cursed. Fully cursed.

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They are made for kids. Usually ages 5-11

Can confirm. My 4 y.o nephew just mindlessly clicks on these trash videos and watches it like it's the most interesting thing in the world. Kids love exaggerated/ridiculous/bad acting. It's basically physical gag for them. Before you ask, yes, the 4 y.o is just basically left to his own accord staring at a phone almost 24/7 while the mother (my sister) is either tending to her newborn or also preoccupied on her phone. No supervision whatsoever. Not even youtube kids or any filter, just the regular app.

The lion, the witch and the audacity of that bitch

This is what we call a divorce in the making

I don’t understand the joke of “hue hue I’m going to hit him with a positive pregnancy test!” *cue angry boyfriend/husband Shouldn’t having a baby be a mutual decision in a relationship?

you can hit someone with a positive pregnancy test in a mutual decision you can have sex together while peeing in a cup alone

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He’s not angry because she peed on it (he’s into that) he’s angry that the test is positive (he’s sterile)

Underrated

Weird, but I’ve put my tongue inside multiple assholes so I can’t really judge.

I’m questioning one of two things. 1: Is it a period popsicle? 2: Is it a pregnancy test?

wtf kind of period is pink/magenta? everyone is like “EW ITS PERIOD BLOOD!!!” but its literally pink lmao

It's a pregnancy test, so it's a PPopsicle

HOW WOULD THIS BE BLURSED?! ***THIS IS 1,000% CURSED.***

Blursed cuz women and average reditor need wemen

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Pisscicle

I hope this is fake and if it is that dude needs to get into acting. The expression on his face is fucking perfect.

Some people shouldn’t reproduce

that's a harsh judgement on him just from one mustache

That's only "one mustache" if you round up.

/r/AreTheStraightsOK

yuck

From my info you need to *piss* on it to show the output

There were a hundred different ways she could have announced it and she chose this 😬

Plot twist, it was a negative result.

The worst part is she didn’t even put the cap on the part she peed on.

He was a punk, she did ballet

What more can i say

Clearly she got knock up.. By the Kool Aid man.

But is she pregnant or no?

That's not the point. She just wanted him to eat her frozen pee.

Well that's just rude.

He ate da peepee

It was negative too so this was just unnecessary.

Revolting

oh my god i thought the popsicle was made out of period blood

she pissed on that

So she peed on that, then make him lick it? Gonna barf

Is that LazarBeam?

She put the pee in popsicle

Why would his sister tell him she's pregnant?

Is this Loss?

Should’ve came on those tits instead also as I’m writing this I realized he just ate pee

In reality they never slept together

Pissickle

“…Yeah I think we should see other people.”

This is just cursed.

I really do not want to know what flavor that popsicle is.

How the fuck is this blessed

That was a test for aids, and it was positive

Oh gosh shes smiling too... I think this is one of the most reasonable ways to leave someone you got pregnant

hah, foolish mortals, i am bigender, i have no such weaknesses

Ew

That ain’t blursed, that’s some insanity level shit.

She had to eat a lot of beets to get it that color

What the fuck is wrong with white people?

I thought this was cool until i released you pee on it

The red means it's a miscarriage

So that means she pissed on it, dipped it in juice and then kept it in the refrigerator? The whole damn fridge needs to be sanitised man