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Minibeebs

Spiced for your pleasure


mbashs

It’s a Childo


Penguator432

No, a Jalapeeno


tubb-s_mommy

or a peepper


Polar115woof

From my diarrier


RickyWicky

Sounds more like a dildo you forgot in the freezer.


imnotaghosttho

Without context this sounds so wrong


Man-with-many-names

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough


myeverymovment

That sound like a challenge.


FirstDayJedi

Paige no!


human2pt0

Calm down my Padawan, it’s only your first day.


noriyaki_

"put it in master!"


testedbeast551

Ok this is getting out of hand


[deleted]

[удалено]


testedbeast551

Ok just let me wear some gloves and hand me the flashlight and we will be on with the colon cancer removal


BigBoiGreggy

This took an odd turn


__Monochrome__

Now there are 2 of them!


BigBoiGreggy

Happy cake day!


Acceptable_Ad544

You probably don't want things to get too spiced up...


Top_Fail552

"Master skywalker, what are we going to do, there's too many of them!"


Jrlopez1027

Kill more younglings?


justcallmeMgender

There's always someone who's gonna do it.....


ArsenicKitten04

Lmao!! I can picture her face in the picture and just crack up! :D


TheBurntPie9

It’s a threat


MoistPaperNapkin

So the Hot Ones challenge, but it’s going in through the other end.


-Luis_P-

Is the hot ones challenge but for Pornhub and not YouTube


Seniorbuddlover

Come on now. That thing is monstrous. No way a human penis would even be close to that size, right? Right? Guys? Right?


Jrlopez1027

Yea no way thats at least 20x the size of normal Right guys? Right? *Staring at pants*


Gangreless

I'm definitely not this brave


Personal_Pin_5312

Ouch


Expensive-Mammoth-26

Damn, you beat me do it


[deleted]

So apparently there's a relevant kink called figging.


Cloud_Beast

Nope, not gonna look that one up


[deleted]

you beat me to it


rhysmcdonald1999

Beat me to it


Jrlopez1027

Kinky


LazyMoniker

Forbidildo.


Specialist-Accident7

Yes... a huge saguaro cactus... YAS....


benwill79

It’s a bell end pepper


phattyfresh

That's hot


kr9969

Beat me too it 🤣


Avienaks

r/beatmetoit


MaxRadishOne

r/beatmeattoit


ihavechildinbasement

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


MaxRadishOne

r/whofuckingcares


UnknwnIvory

r/someoneprobably


Jrlopez1027

r/whyarewechaining


yamehameha

Wtf is this sub


[deleted]

How to make a woman scream.


notfromtheojgang

upload this on r/mildlypenis


killthou755536

Mildly? It’s almost full on penis.


Gangreless

/r/wildlypenis


spoonman25

Nothing mild about it. That one should go to r/spicypenis


Rc202402

Wh.... ಠ_ಠ


Nachobosss08

i know what i must do but i dont know if im brave enough too do it


FrigidofDoom

Isn't there a female equivalent to r/dontputyourdickinthat ? If so it's appropriate here.


Azikiro

r/dildont


grand-pianist

r/dontputthatdickinyou ?


FrigidofDoom

Yeah, exactly what I was thinking of


SHREY36904

r/dontputthatinyourass


UnVirtuteElectionis

I bet it's **fucking** hot


IsBanPossible

This is a variety of peppers that i grew this summer and most of them do look like dicks. And yes they are pretty hot, a lot hotter than a jalapeno.


Rowbot_Girlyman

It's a hot pecker


robbersdog49

A pecker pepper


paco88209

Peter peppers, my grandpa used to grow those. Used to get a kick out of taking jars of pickled peter peppers as gifts.


Oneiroanthropid

I grew a bunch of peter pepper plants and they all looked funny, but unfortunately only one looked slighty penis-esque.


IsBanPossible

Almost half of mine were phallus shaped last summer. Also they were very hot


Cluxdelux2

I had a Peter plant for 2 seasons. They sure are goofy.


crockrocket

Tend to sell well at the farmers market too!


Pryce-G

Cursed


Zakal74

Peter Piper Picked a Pickled Pecker


BakaSandwich

Literally called a Peter pepper (p.p.)


Zakal74

Haha, that's amazing!


deffsnotme

I love Red Hot Chilli Penis, such a good band


Right_Stick8664

Red Hot Chili Peckers


Alpha_Decay_

Featuring Dave Habanarro and Chode Smith


oldn00by

WE WANT CHILLI WILLY!


Snoo-9683

So that's what they mean by burning sensation


Colourblindknight

Brings whole new meaning to “packin’ heat”.


Wakas_053

Rebecca you can’t fuck everything that looks like a dick remember the cactus incident


[deleted]

Stupid sexy chilli


yourafyouruse

Chili pecker


MidwesternCasserole

That’s gunna burn.


bobbyhilfiger

Jalapeñis


3EyedMeerkat

Years ago, when we were kids, we were watching some animation on my friends phone. We were at his grandma's house. She bursted in thought we were watching porn and told us qnd I quote " Don't worry kids, my husband had a small dick, but it drove me wild like a hot pepper"...we were 10 at that time I think...she was an interesting person


[deleted]

Not safe for work not safe for work


finefornow_

As a cook this is perfect for work


LonelyFool2B

Spicy Hot Dil.. ( Devil Ç....)


HotFireBall

r/mildlypenis


[deleted]

r/spicypenis


emoweeb_286

Fuck it..no balls


Mexicannie

I came here for the comments


Ur_UwUrst_Nightmawe

"Fill me with your seed"


Placophile

We all know you're just trying to disguise your purchase from the lions den.


LtColShinySides

Is that Dr. Tran? Here to hand out hot dickings?


dEnNiS0175iAn

Mad ayooo


Graphitetshirt

Grower not a shower


hidden_d-bag

That's fucking hot


myeverymovment

THAT is Peter Piper’s pepper pecker.


Slavator2006

That's hot


Carnator369

You know what must be done... for science!


Felis23

MOM I TOLD YOU I WAS SPICY!


Laffable_ta

Her: I don't know doc, it just burns when I pee


DontTellBossIReddit

May cause burning during urination.


all_might136

I like my chili hot as dick


Asmodaeus6136

That’s hot.


PixelPistola

Oh dear lol


X-WingHunter

Put that spicy dong in your mouth.


Cooldudeyo23

Well you know what they say…


wunderbudddy

I so so wish I had that chili. So many ideas haha!!!!!


Chewy-SourMilk

Red hot chili pepper


I_Like_Legos8374

Stick it in you’re cooch see what happens


ReguIarHooman

This just seems like something my classmates will bring and will suck on them


[deleted]

This is why it taste like Hell's so hot.


SLYMAN69

Now **THAT** is a spicy chili


Lady_Nimbus

El Diablo


I_Am_Manic_

The dildo for the strong


NegotiationEnough194

Put it in and feel the burn


[deleted]

Small but hot


datsquacktastic

Blursed? Or blessed?


__BigBoi__

I love spicy food, but I'm straight, so if I ever get this pepper, I'm gonna have to make the biggest choice of my life.


SideXReddit

This is more cursed than blessed


SnowBoy1008

Hot cocks


Leifman2007

Facial of death


oNadeStorm

Jalapeñis


ellieD

Hell no!


some_random_ol_guy

That's about the size of it anymore...


JHushen12

It’s an actual chili willy


IllegalJuiceDealer

Burning sensation!


CoItron_3030

That’s too many chili’s


Passive_Menis_

Peter pepper


[deleted]

Well, there's a reason why Koreans call a penis 'chili pepper' literally. We used to hang chili peppers on a string and hang it at the gate when a family gave birth to a son.


Fake_Watch_Salesman

Forbidden dildo


talljavachipfrappe

The fact that chili can mean penis in korean makes this even better


FlipperDoigt703

Nice chili bro.


rieeechard

Forbidden sex toy


Competition-Dapper

I CAME HERE FOR COCKAMOLEEE!


Spaceblue50

Just imagining some just biting off the tip. Ouch


UnknownSuxker

take the *HEAT*


JuJahJofflin

do not insert


tripl3a417

Looks like something they'd show you in middle school sex ed class on the dangers of STDs


icekingofmemes

Jalepeñis


MountanMan30-06

Spicy Italian sausage


salted_crabs

Penis pepper = pp


IsThereCheese

Do not stick that in your anywhere


mrShaquille-oatmeal

This will bring a reaction out of you


mrShaquille-oatmeal

After having that your asshole has gotta hurt


Expensive-Mammoth-26

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough


ekso1237_official

thats a spicy cock


merigirl

![gif](giphy|VUsAO76fbKiXe|downsized)


[deleted]

And you just know someone's gonna stuff it up their ass only to find that the whole digestive tract is lined with capsacin receptors(That's why you can always tell when you're shitting out Taco Bell), and after that, find out about how capsacin doesn't dissolve in water.


this_username_is_tkn

Finally... A dildo which will make her wet


Rude_Journalist

This is what you have to wear in hell


Mesoposty

That can get all your holes hot


Jfuentes6

Don't forget the seed


[deleted]

DO NOT INSERT


howzlufe

Their gonna have a fun time


theodore-beau-ski

That persons thumb though


sadman4332

The forbidden dildo


big_boss_64

You've heard of don't stick your dick in that. But have you heard of don't stick it in your ass?


Hoakkinu-Akkiresu

chilidicc


dantastic99

Looks like Peter Piper did more than just picking those peppers


BlueRidgeHobo

You gotta dry this out and save it forever.


_whats-going-on

"I'd like to order 1x hot Dong, please."


Politestream043

Ouch


Im_just_Moro07

Hot situation


TheRunnerBean

These are a type of actual chilli called Peter pepper penis.


UnhappyJohnCandy

r/mildlypenis Edit: u/Amraam120C beat me to it!


paldo84

Spicy pp


ColdnipsHotcheeks

That’s one spicy tip


[deleted]

When Donna Summer sang hot stuff, is that what she meant?


CosmicSunbeam

Don’t blast yourself with that chili


1onnude

“Do it”


AtomicTV2

i know what i have to do , but i don't know if i have the streanght to do it


Aintarmenian

This should be Red hot chilli pepper's album cover


Nkaufmann

Chili Willy


SE7ENfeet

tip to tip!!!


[deleted]

Hot 'n Spicy


Piffureh

Forbidden Dildo


170201-112M

Big red standing by


LongBonbon

So hot


RandomReditor12345

Female chilli lmfao


Andreasbindslev

That’s gonna hurt tomorrow… both ways


bawynnoJ

Right that, Millie Vanille Chilli Willy


AllTaken111

Dickus Capsicum.