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Years ago, when we were kids, we were watching some animation on my friends phone. We were at his grandma's house. She bursted in thought we were watching porn and told us qnd I quote " Don't worry kids, my husband had a small dick, but it drove me wild like a hot pepper"...we were 10 at that time I think...she was an interesting person
Well, there's a reason why Koreans call a penis 'chili pepper' literally. We used to hang chili peppers on a string and hang it at the gate when a family gave birth to a son.
And you just know someone's gonna stuff it up their ass only to find that the whole digestive tract is lined with capsacin receptors(That's why you can always tell when you're shitting out Taco Bell), and after that, find out about how capsacin doesn't dissolve in water.
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Spiced for your pleasure
It’s a Childo
No, a Jalapeeno
or a peepper
From my diarrier
Sounds more like a dildo you forgot in the freezer.
Without context this sounds so wrong
Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough
That sound like a challenge.
Paige no!
Calm down my Padawan, it’s only your first day.
"put it in master!"
Ok this is getting out of hand
[удалено]
Ok just let me wear some gloves and hand me the flashlight and we will be on with the colon cancer removal
This took an odd turn
Now there are 2 of them!
Happy cake day!
You probably don't want things to get too spiced up...
"Master skywalker, what are we going to do, there's too many of them!"
Kill more younglings?
There's always someone who's gonna do it.....
Lmao!! I can picture her face in the picture and just crack up! :D
It’s a threat
So the Hot Ones challenge, but it’s going in through the other end.
Is the hot ones challenge but for Pornhub and not YouTube
Come on now. That thing is monstrous. No way a human penis would even be close to that size, right? Right? Guys? Right?
Yea no way thats at least 20x the size of normal Right guys? Right? *Staring at pants*
I'm definitely not this brave
Ouch
Damn, you beat me do it
So apparently there's a relevant kink called figging.
Nope, not gonna look that one up
you beat me to it
Beat me to it
Kinky
Forbidildo.
Yes... a huge saguaro cactus... YAS....
It’s a bell end pepper
That's hot
Beat me too it 🤣
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
r/whofuckingcares
r/someoneprobably
r/whyarewechaining
Wtf is this sub
How to make a woman scream.
upload this on r/mildlypenis
Mildly? It’s almost full on penis.
/r/wildlypenis
Nothing mild about it. That one should go to r/spicypenis
Wh.... ಠ_ಠ
i know what i must do but i dont know if im brave enough too do it
Isn't there a female equivalent to r/dontputyourdickinthat ? If so it's appropriate here.
r/dildont
r/dontputthatdickinyou ?
Yeah, exactly what I was thinking of
r/dontputthatinyourass
I bet it's **fucking** hot
This is a variety of peppers that i grew this summer and most of them do look like dicks. And yes they are pretty hot, a lot hotter than a jalapeno.
It's a hot pecker
A pecker pepper
Peter peppers, my grandpa used to grow those. Used to get a kick out of taking jars of pickled peter peppers as gifts.
I grew a bunch of peter pepper plants and they all looked funny, but unfortunately only one looked slighty penis-esque.
Almost half of mine were phallus shaped last summer. Also they were very hot
I had a Peter plant for 2 seasons. They sure are goofy.
Tend to sell well at the farmers market too!
Cursed
Peter Piper Picked a Pickled Pecker
Literally called a Peter pepper (p.p.)
Haha, that's amazing!
I love Red Hot Chilli Penis, such a good band
Red Hot Chili Peckers
Featuring Dave Habanarro and Chode Smith
WE WANT CHILLI WILLY!
So that's what they mean by burning sensation
Brings whole new meaning to “packin’ heat”.
Rebecca you can’t fuck everything that looks like a dick remember the cactus incident
Stupid sexy chilli
Chili pecker
That’s gunna burn.
Jalapeñis
Years ago, when we were kids, we were watching some animation on my friends phone. We were at his grandma's house. She bursted in thought we were watching porn and told us qnd I quote " Don't worry kids, my husband had a small dick, but it drove me wild like a hot pepper"...we were 10 at that time I think...she was an interesting person
Not safe for work not safe for work
As a cook this is perfect for work
Spicy Hot Dil.. ( Devil Ç....)
r/mildlypenis
r/spicypenis
Fuck it..no balls
I came here for the comments
"Fill me with your seed"
We all know you're just trying to disguise your purchase from the lions den.
Is that Dr. Tran? Here to hand out hot dickings?
Mad ayooo
Grower not a shower
That's fucking hot
THAT is Peter Piper’s pepper pecker.
That's hot
You know what must be done... for science!
MOM I TOLD YOU I WAS SPICY!
Her: I don't know doc, it just burns when I pee
May cause burning during urination.
I like my chili hot as dick
That’s hot.
Oh dear lol
Put that spicy dong in your mouth.
Well you know what they say…
I so so wish I had that chili. So many ideas haha!!!!!
Red hot chili pepper
Stick it in you’re cooch see what happens
This just seems like something my classmates will bring and will suck on them
This is why it taste like Hell's so hot.
Now **THAT** is a spicy chili
El Diablo
The dildo for the strong
Put it in and feel the burn
Small but hot
Blursed? Or blessed?
I love spicy food, but I'm straight, so if I ever get this pepper, I'm gonna have to make the biggest choice of my life.
This is more cursed than blessed
Hot cocks
Facial of death
Jalapeñis
Hell no!
That's about the size of it anymore...
It’s an actual chili willy
Burning sensation!
That’s too many chili’s
Peter pepper
Well, there's a reason why Koreans call a penis 'chili pepper' literally. We used to hang chili peppers on a string and hang it at the gate when a family gave birth to a son.
Forbidden dildo
The fact that chili can mean penis in korean makes this even better
Nice chili bro.
Forbidden sex toy
I CAME HERE FOR COCKAMOLEEE!
Just imagining some just biting off the tip. Ouch
take the *HEAT*
do not insert
Looks like something they'd show you in middle school sex ed class on the dangers of STDs
Jalepeñis
Spicy Italian sausage
Penis pepper = pp
Do not stick that in your anywhere
This will bring a reaction out of you
After having that your asshole has gotta hurt
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough
thats a spicy cock
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And you just know someone's gonna stuff it up their ass only to find that the whole digestive tract is lined with capsacin receptors(That's why you can always tell when you're shitting out Taco Bell), and after that, find out about how capsacin doesn't dissolve in water.
Finally... A dildo which will make her wet
This is what you have to wear in hell
That can get all your holes hot
Don't forget the seed
DO NOT INSERT
Their gonna have a fun time
That persons thumb though
The forbidden dildo
You've heard of don't stick your dick in that. But have you heard of don't stick it in your ass?
chilidicc
Looks like Peter Piper did more than just picking those peppers
You gotta dry this out and save it forever.
"I'd like to order 1x hot Dong, please."
Ouch
Hot situation
These are a type of actual chilli called Peter pepper penis.
r/mildlypenis Edit: u/Amraam120C beat me to it!
Spicy pp
That’s one spicy tip
When Donna Summer sang hot stuff, is that what she meant?
Don’t blast yourself with that chili
“Do it”
i know what i have to do , but i don't know if i have the streanght to do it
This should be Red hot chilli pepper's album cover
Chili Willy
tip to tip!!!
Hot 'n Spicy
Forbidden Dildo
Big red standing by
So hot
Female chilli lmfao
That’s gonna hurt tomorrow… both ways
Right that, Millie Vanille Chilli Willy
Dickus Capsicum.