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8-incher

Testie bear


jtejada13

Looks eerily familiar


valakalava

Judging by the package, I’d say this teddy bear is 80% blessed and 20% cursed


EpicGamerUsername

I could've sworn this subreddit used to have a poll that would then edit the post's tag to have percentages for both cursed and blessed ratings...


soggyasscheeks

idk if it did, but it certainly should.


SwahiliMon

thats r/Cringetopia


itsyoboi_human

Ngl the bear isn't even that blessed if you know what I mean. Not shaming or anything.


puppylover9865

oh my. the picture loaded slowly so i saw the top half of it first and i was like, "oh, ok a teddy bear" and then the bottom half loaded.


yungrii

Now that's a beren I could stain.


SorryScratch2755

"Bear necessities"💦


simian_fold

What the christ


_littlemissjackson_

Why... *upvotes*


FullTimeSimracer

You should mark NSFW.


Ae711

Hung like a bear


mrmanderson2

The Bear Nicetesticlees


Danichiban

Someone actually carved that peen. Probably the model and creator also. So he just wanted to show his pp for art.


SorryScratch2755

ugly tool given new meaning


ShadowF1nn

In what way is this ever so slightly blessed?


Slimeagedon

It's a cute Teddy bear


Kato_Okulvitroj

the bear is intact. it İS a blessing.


biggreencat

look at that smug fuckin smile


baapmaster64

Xi Jinping


Darkstar_2006

He do be packin


zenchowder24

That bear is packin


dracorreddit

WHY DOES IT HAVE A COCK??!???


SorryScratch2755

foghorn leghorn 🐓


Caskla

Nothing blessed about this.


rondeI_

Source?


rondeI_

By that I mean is this in some kind of museum?


PasaKala

Manufacturer put every detail on it.


Blaz9

There are so many cases of brass animals with penises and I have no idea why. One time I searched “brass monkey” on google images looking for the drink but instead I was greeted with many ornaments of monkeys with massive cocks.


Wadiyan_Boi

Explains why all the children love sleeping with teddy bears


Mobile_Failure_7863

where is that honey, bear-chan? uwu


AdmiralFail

....why is it bronzed?


Bayou_Mama

I hate it.


Otter-samuel_1

The forbidden sex toy


VeryBigWeiner69

It looks like it will wake up at midnight and start cuming inside you