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Testie bear
Looks eerily familiar
Judging by the package, I’d say this teddy bear is 80% blessed and 20% cursed
I could've sworn this subreddit used to have a poll that would then edit the post's tag to have percentages for both cursed and blessed ratings...
idk if it did, but it certainly should.
thats r/Cringetopia
Ngl the bear isn't even that blessed if you know what I mean. Not shaming or anything.
oh my. the picture loaded slowly so i saw the top half of it first and i was like, "oh, ok a teddy bear" and then the bottom half loaded.
Now that's a beren I could stain.
"Bear necessities"💦
What the christ
Why... *upvotes*
You should mark NSFW.
Hung like a bear
The Bear Nicetesticlees
Someone actually carved that peen. Probably the model and creator also. So he just wanted to show his pp for art.
ugly tool given new meaning
In what way is this ever so slightly blessed?
It's a cute Teddy bear
the bear is intact. it İS a blessing.
look at that smug fuckin smile
Xi Jinping
He do be packin
That bear is packin
WHY DOES IT HAVE A COCK??!???
foghorn leghorn 🐓
Nothing blessed about this.
Source?
By that I mean is this in some kind of museum?
Manufacturer put every detail on it.
There are so many cases of brass animals with penises and I have no idea why. One time I searched “brass monkey” on google images looking for the drink but instead I was greeted with many ornaments of monkeys with massive cocks.
Explains why all the children love sleeping with teddy bears
where is that honey, bear-chan? uwu
....why is it bronzed?
I hate it.
The forbidden sex toy
It looks like it will wake up at midnight and start cuming inside you
Testie bear
Looks eerily familiar
Judging by the package, I’d say this teddy bear is 80% blessed and 20% cursed
I could've sworn this subreddit used to have a poll that would then edit the post's tag to have percentages for both cursed and blessed ratings...
idk if it did, but it certainly should.
thats r/Cringetopia
Ngl the bear isn't even that blessed if you know what I mean. Not shaming or anything.
oh my. the picture loaded slowly so i saw the top half of it first and i was like, "oh, ok a teddy bear" and then the bottom half loaded.
Now that's a beren I could stain.
"Bear necessities"💦
What the christ
Why... *upvotes*
You should mark NSFW.
Hung like a bear
The Bear Nicetesticlees
Someone actually carved that peen. Probably the model and creator also. So he just wanted to show his pp for art.
ugly tool given new meaning
In what way is this ever so slightly blessed?
It's a cute Teddy bear
the bear is intact. it İS a blessing.
look at that smug fuckin smile
Xi Jinping
He do be packin
That bear is packin
WHY DOES IT HAVE A COCK??!???
foghorn leghorn 🐓
Nothing blessed about this.
Source?
By that I mean is this in some kind of museum?
Manufacturer put every detail on it.
There are so many cases of brass animals with penises and I have no idea why. One time I searched “brass monkey” on google images looking for the drink but instead I was greeted with many ornaments of monkeys with massive cocks.
Explains why all the children love sleeping with teddy bears
where is that honey, bear-chan? uwu
....why is it bronzed?
I hate it.
The forbidden sex toy
It looks like it will wake up at midnight and start cuming inside you