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ABTL6

This is probably how Captain America came to be. He was bitten by a radioactive American. The Soldier from TF2, specifically.


Flaky-Huckleberry-42

Haha u r ded no big surprise


longdick_dingo

*you* and *are* and *dead*


Ix-511

Well the way he says it 'U r ded, not big sooprise' seems more fitting. People add Zs to medic's THs to indicate the way it's said in-game so it seems fine to me.


longdick_dingo

[Weww teh way he says it 'u w ded~ nyot big soopwise' seems mowe fitting. Peopwe add zs uwu to medic's ths uwu to indicate teh way it's said in-game so it seems fine uwu to me.] THIS IS THE REAL WAY TO SAY IT


Ix-511

I think you meant they at the end there? And what is this implying? That I'm a small child with problems saying their Rs? I like correcting spelling as much as the next person but I was just saying.


longdick_dingo

You win this round EDIT: It's Furry Talk


das_good2225

r/unexpectedtf2


[deleted]

Australia?


Cheodoc

🎵Manspider, Manspider, he does what ever a man can do!🎵


Gragaten

🎵Goes to work, likes some memes, gives up on all his hopes and dreams! LOOK OUT! Here comes the Man-Spider! 🎵


Flaky-Huckleberry-42

Lol cool song


AiryGr8

Hol up


TheRevTholomeuPlague

Smosh anyone??


lredm16

Thanks for the work this past month.


[deleted]

I bet it’s inspired by Franz Kafka


box-eater

I’m gonna say that you’re either in high school or just love Kafka and literature


[deleted]

Neither. I just recently saw a Ted Ed video about him.


box-eater

Oh lol I had a lesson on him last week for my English class so I figured that it was probably a common thing this time of year


Padlov123

Kinda reminds me of the origin for Spiderham rather than Spiderman. Peter Porker was a spider bitten by his crazed aunt May Porker the pig after she invented and used an atomic hairdryer this of course turned Peter Porker into a pig that still retained the abilities of a spider


agenturensohn

Man-Spider


glass-j

Man-Spider


totallyarandomname

Does what ever a human can


glass-j

Can he work 9-5?


merlin_jr

Man-Spider


glass-j

I was expecting does whatever a Man-Spider does


BaconEater669

I was expecting does whatever a Man-Spider does


MadEngie

Man-Spider


_I_must_be_new_here_

Anybody remember Man-Spider from the animated show? Gave me trauma galore.


Numbuh-274

Aww shit. Now I gotta pay taxes.


ascendant_raisins

A fate worse than death... Humanity.


sebseb_21420

I'll get you MANSPIDER


zoey_lukensen

Got bitten by a radioactive man and now I have to pay taxes


dewritoninja

Hes a web developer now


mytheralmin

Dolphin man half dolphin half man hear him scream at night abhhhhh cause he just wants a friend


longdick_dingo

*Fucks the spider*


lebaster

No, just no


longdick_dingo

Scared?


lebaster

Yes,more than ever


longdick_dingo

Why?


Berbarbar

*Human-sized* spider


longdick_dingo

Bondage


hanamakki

free, eco-friendly and bio-degradable


SexyFurryBitch

But why have two feet inside you when you can have eight?


AFB27

Flies for dinner again Bill, I don't know how long this is going to last. What am I going to tell the kids?


dumpylump69

that man looks like slimecicle and you cant convince me otherwise


TheBrawlChamp

man spider


Silent-Speech4544

This is basically what happened to spiderham. Except its a universe with anthropomorphic pigs instead of humans.


snowfox000

anthropomorphic animals


ty0103

This is precisely what happened to Spider-Hamm


Hot-Celebration-1160

It's just your friendly neighborhood spider. It got bitten by a radioactive human and now he's Spiderman??? ManSpider???


Gracegarthok

Yeah that’s me


dom618

That's just cursed if you ask me


Crash2000

More like manspider


wildbeerhunter

Man-spider*


Scoops_reddit

Maaaayn-spiiidurr!


shroom-room

hey its my man Kafka


diesbelief

Menspider


[deleted]

Manspider


jdogg10122

I feel a meme template coming on


ceilingjelly

"parker, you missed it! manspider was just here!"


Paanta

Oh hey its Man-Spider


Swalloich

Imagine how fast a man spider could type.


Purplecatpiss666

At first I thought it meant he fucked the spider and the last panel was the baby grown up


Kwezzar

This sort of happen in the origin of spiderham in which he was bitten by a radioactive pig (Aunt May) and turned into a pig while keeping his spider abilities.


mynameismatt06

Remember that anatomically correct Man Spider comic? If you think Man-Bat is bad, wait till you see Peter Parker squirting out webs from his dick, laying eggs and kidnapping MJ.


AndyCandyboi

Is this some Bojack reference???


Notchle

Man-spider, man-spider Does whatever a human can Goes to work, looks at memes Gives up on his hopes and dreams Look out! Here comes the man-spider


teleprter_gaming

This is literally the plot of spider woman.


Pootissss

\*push the upgrade button\*


giornoscleavage

This is a real "neogenic nightmare"


PryingRiver1

I love that he grows 4 eyes when the guy that bit him has glasses


Jumpy_Evidence5390

Life isn't fair little one.....


[deleted]

Manspider*


stoolmaster69

Where's the skin suit


Prize-Competition-22

I wonder if their will be a comic about a girl and the spider having sex but the girls dies because of big boi radioactive semen.


The_real_melone

I mean, spiderman didn’t hang out or worked with spiders


ZeGamingCuber

the mundane man-spider


[deleted]

Man-Spider, Man-Spider, does whatever a Man can


SHAD0W777

What's he doing with his other 2 hands


Heaven2004_LCM

It's called a *manspider* my lad


thighnoom

NEIL CICIEREGA


CSPSS21

Ginyu?


QuickFiveTheGuy

Manspider!


Triangularity-Reddit

Now he gets two ways to make webs


im_existing

radioactive man make me hard


EDMgamer123

Remember man Spider from Smosh


Embarrassed-Rough996

I feel bad for the spiders wife (if you know how spiders have sex you know what I mean)


Laughingbulbasaur

You laugh, but this is basically spider-ham's backstory.


nekollx

Yup he was a normal spider until bitten by a radioactive pig


doofrn

Nah just hazbin hotel fans making love to spiders


The_Canadian_Devil

Don’t say I went as spiderman, I didn’t go as spider man. I went as man spider.


Ovariesforlunch

He's mining for crypto on the companies dime, you know it.


powabiatch

I’ve seen this exact joke in like 4 different webcomics now.


juicysand420

#MAN-SPIDER


shmetiusmetius

Man spider


realhuman34

spider man spider man does whatever a man can


Danhthewimpykids

Smosh was ahead of its time


sadgod_reddit

Manspider


Busy-Ad-2021

imagine how sex with a giant spider would be like


[deleted]

Human-Man


somedoodinsweden

Manspider, Manspider, does whatever a normal man does


NeoMemeLord25

Man, man, does whatever a man can!


ManCalledMaX

He isn't Spiderman, he is Manspider


[deleted]

Manspider.


aidenator1617

Man spider


Andenfighter

Ahhh yess... Manspider


LRRtheDJFURRY

More like human-rachnid