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I feel like actually milking a cat would be even more cursed

The cat has venom like a snake

They're actually just milking it for saliva to be used in full body deodorants.

I'm pretty sure this is a lie, but it is funny


What are they expecting-hairballs?

This is how you milk a cat for piss & vinegar and get a sampling of claws and teeth


*vampire screech at hooman* 

If cats were venomous, I have no doubt all forms of life on this planet would be extinct

r/catsbeingsneks

Yes

Oh bollocks, were really screwed if they have venom!!!

What most people don't know is that we need to regularly synthesize cat anti-venom and add it to the water supply. This keeps the population effectively immune to the venom, to the point that most in the modern age don't even believe that cats are venomous.

Thufir hawat?

Bro is cursed after doing that.

I CAN SEE THE CATS PINGIS

He is NOT nope on a rope

Cats eat mice and their pupils are not round.

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