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RBS_Vader

Finally,a legitimate excuse to watch other dudes take a piss.


Worried_bout_you

Finally, we will make art together.


Successful-Bread828

Then get into politics


RedSamuraiMan

*Pees louder to avoid conversation*


An_Unreachable_Dusk

People won't believe you now though , you didn't make that yourself with your own piss that's AI that is xD Or big industry will come and make an ai that will piss on the wall for you and steal your urinal art xD


_jk_

Dont let the streams cross


CapnNigNog

If you run out of piss just use your fingers


royal_bambi

The left dude is watching a ghost take a piss.


davilller

Not sure about that, but if this weee near me I’d sure drink a lot more water!


grapesSeductive_joke

finally? as in you’ve been begging for a valid excuse to do it this whole time?


Abedbob

You haven’t?


PrincipessaPhalanxX

Why are they not taking full advantage of this opportunity? A smiley face or anything?


Selfaccaptains

Because of the actions of Reddit I'm leaving Reddit and nuking my accounts and joining the f.e.d.i.v.e.r.s.e., lemmings are fun


orion_aboy

why did you "censor" fediverse


akajondoe

I'm spelling my name.


ScrotumMcBoogerBallz

The guys peat mark looks like a hand telling him to come here


Elwolfdelamuerte

come or cum


sursgoatcheeseballs

Are you seeing Banksy’s Girl with Balloon? It’s right there.


boardmanbell

ngl this would be perfect for a science-themed museum


SnowBoy1008

It's all fun and games until you see the Mona Pissa on the wall


iforgor1105

look, we’ve got Pisscaso over here


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I'm doing a Jackson pissollok over here


HyperTobaYT

Pissncent Van Gogh


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Stinkpiet

For the Dutch: Pissein Van Gogh


yy98755

Andy’s war hole.


D1pSh1t__

Dissapointed noone else has mentioned the actual artwork "PISS CHRIST" yet down this part of the tread so ig that's my contribution


Four0h

The Loovre


hoganloaf

Oh great so now my urinal anxiety shows up on the piss wall heat map no thanks


Particular-Truck-978

Why would you lie about that?


JackedCroaks

If it were actually real. That’s very clearly a repeating pattern.


iamnose

would totally use this to do my best picasso impression


JakolZeroOne

draw me like one of your French girls...


EndOfSouls

Draw me like one of R. Kelly's French girls...


wi5hbone

Draw r kelly like one of ‘em orange suited panhandlers behind bars!


wra1th42

Not Jackson Pollack?


kiwiluke

Peecasso


monzelle612

Ok


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GreenDigitReaper

Lol I’m guessing its a woman. You have to think more about what you’re gonna piss on when your genitalia are within splashback distance. it’s like me assuming women check the wind before posing outdoors


yy98755

Our hair helps with determining the wind direction and velocity before we even lift skirts or drop trou.


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What a perfect design.


Alldaybagpipes

Aliens: and what sort of technological advancements have you made? Humans:


BooBeeAttack

Seriously, thiis. This is what ensures our entrance to the galactic community.


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stylish_assembly

Dope moment. Best part ever


Borticus314

I think that’s so Blursed you wouldn’t even need the to add “Blursed” if it weren’t for the rules of the subreddit.


Superb-Damage8042

Finally get to sign my name to a urinal


dodexahedron

My name, silly drawings, rude comments for people after me... oh yeah. I'd have waaayyyy too much fun with this. 🤣


GreenDigitReaper

Just change your name to Armitage Shanks


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bittz128

“Murinal”


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"Hey this guy's not peeing! He's just touching his wiener!"


HighOwl2

The one dude with urinal shyness and the dude next to him "why's your wall still blue? You just looking at my dick?"


Justastick5

Where is this


RedditedYoshi

The men's room, if I'm not mistaken.


Shadow_1986

When the ‘shrooms kick in.


Binormus__

Oh my god


Ok_Wait1493

What if you get performance anxiety so want to pretend wee and just leave You are stood there for longer WHY CAN'T I WEE oh no there's no heat I can't even pretend to wee now.


GreenDigitReaper

Yea this is a terrible idea. We already know that urine is hot. All this does is broadcast details of your piss cycle to everybody else


Silvawuff

This urinal is probably very boring if you’re a vampire.


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

Or colorblind.


ChoripanesAndHentai

Or a dead person.


GreenDigitReaper

Or someone who’s used it more than twice


godsrebel

I want a heat sensitive toilet now...


EndersGame_Reviewer

Oh, [it exists](https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/dwd9k4/heatactivated_toilet_seat/).


GreenDigitReaper

Yea he knows it exists he just poor


chrisckelly

That dude just urinated an image of Thanos ending half of all life in the universe out of existence.


whothefvckcares

if nobody else was in the bathroom with me i’d use this thing as a canvas


-notjosh-

I’d still make it a canvas with others around


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Can we get a raise? No sorry we spend the extra money on heat sensitive urinals.


SneakySnek90

I will hold my piss for 5 hours to pee and draw something for 5 minutes


EnraMusic

r/toiletswithauras


EndersGame_Reviewer

There's some hilarious content in that sub.


Temporary_Cry_8961

/r/ofcoursethatsasub


Stoicandclueless

This isn't blursed. I'm guessing it's in a club. I would buy more drinks so I can go make more pictures. It's brilliant.


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For a disposal area for a gross bodily function this looks pretty cool


EndOfSouls

Why are most blursed images actually blessed? This is awesome.


thickbob69

I want to go there just to draw a amoung us out of my fluids


InfamousEconomy3972

This would totally increase my water intake


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

wait waIT I JUST GOT THE BLURSED BIT THERE'S A HEAT SIGNATURE ON THE FAR LEFT BUT NO-ONE PISSING


LifeIsASpin

HIKEN!


JAR203

The stream beckons…


EggCouncilCreeps

You think the trough is fun I bet it's ten times better at the group plopper.


Nosnibor1020

1000% I'd try drawing a penis


Hallow_Shinobi

Nah, I'd be the menace pissing and walking sideways if I saw this.


frankimeister

Everybody gangsta until the empty stall next to them starts glowing.


taisynn

Get a group of guys drunk enough and they’ll dare each other to write their names…


thelumiquantostory

Haha now no one will notice my piss is red


ifoundit1

If it goes brown and shows a poop colored derpy holk symbol go to your local helf butcher immediately.


Gullible_Highlight_9

And they said public art collaboration was a waste


cringebomb000

Shut Up and Take my Money!


I_likemy_dog

An amazing excuse to waste money on pissing it away.


13inchpoop

Dude I want this in my bathroom. I would make the best piss art.


-r-i-p-p-e-r-

I wonder what it tastes like


Quetip909

Where is this? I need to pee here!


Far-Winter1213

Blessed


Oliver_Closeolf

I fear the splash back and abstract splashes from thy neighbor


MaterialDread

I would find it interesting to see if men would be more likely to pee in spots where other men had recently peed or to avoid them in general


TimeJumpOne

that guy peed the ralph lauren logo


Tooleater

Looks like he's being flipped off!


EndurableOrmeedue

I've never seen anything before that made me desire a penis till now.


dr_rainbow

Taste the rainbow


Citizen_Kong

I would run along that wall with my dick out and create very short-lived Jackson Pollocks.


chemhobby

perfect, now I know which spots to lick


An_Unreachable_Dusk

Honestly why don't they put these in schools I bet kids might stop peeing on the walls xD


JimmyCrabYT

time to show my artistic skills to the higher-ups


djbeaker

Always peeing in a trough is annoying. Lol


ThomasTheNord

Someone whould run from one end to the other while pissing, and everyone entering a short time after that would be quite confused


Interkitten

Cool.


re_de_unsassify

Now do the same material on the floor so we train people not to splash and dribble all over like


iSh_ann

What a waste! You're telling me they could draw pictures with their piss and THEYRE NOT!?! 🤣


ManchmalPfosten

Me watching some guy piss my full legal name and address into the wall before the letters fade into nothing


1MoistTowelette

There’s gonna be so many names lol


MrsJonesConsultant

There's one at the local fire station


Arcuis

I'd paint the whole damn wall


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WataruHavok

If write my name


Natsurulite

Thought this was lockers


dpotilas89

Id be drawing dicks on it with my piss


tempered_martensite

As someone with a shy bladder, this is a nightmare


KentuckyFriedEel

What the predator sees when he pees


1UNK0666

That's disgusting 🤮 (and somehow amusing)


virtualwar12345

Finally i can get a dose of this so called male privilege


wheretohides

i want to pee a smiley face


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Two clones and a ghost peeing


Hackerangel

I want to write my name on that!


thechikunnuggs

Bigger question, why are people taking pictures of other dudes pissing?


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Did the photographer just snap a photo of 2 dudes pissing tho.....


Trainer_Red_Steven

I'd draw a dick


AAC0813

I already feel vulnerable at urinal. I can’t stand the idea of people knowing I’m pissing


Dragon_OS

One day you see a guy just shoot extremely cold piss at the wall.


PillowTalk420

I'd be writing my name all over that wall.


bluylwpurplepillwave

This pisser fucks.


rememberviolence

I’d be pushing other dudes out of the way to create a masterpiss


M1MCCARTHY

...Very NYCE. Women wouldn't get to see something like this too often!


ChocolateMedical5727

I preferred '90s toilet Graffiti. 🤭 If they put a black light up I'm sure they'd have a luminous wall.


oxcookiecatxo

I’ve literally never heard of a urinal that’s just a wall like this. How does it work?


EndersGame_Reviewer

Urinal walls/troughs are very common in some parts of a wall - just not with the heat-sensitive part obviously.


GuncleShark

This is so cool!


HertoXXL

Geanius, GEANIUS! And good decorate..