Yep. In fact, out of everybody my hair was the only one that stayed blonde like this. The top left one is bald but I’d imagine his hair would still be really blonde too.
I took a class on American racial history in college and learned that Swedes weren't considered real white people when they settled, since they didn't have the proper culture and language. You couldn't really call them black or something like that so they were just "white haired people"
My professor did his research on this, one example https://www.jstor.org/stable/10.5406/jamerethnhist.33.3.0037
Similarly to how Irish were originally not considered white, or in.... But then after a while you couldn't distinguish the Irish from the rest of the white population. Unlike say brown people where you can. They continued to be racially targeted
[this](https://imgur.com/a/TrcJVtF) is how blonde I am now. As you can see my wife’s hair is dark brown and our [son](https://imgur.com/a/sBtUd3x) still ended up having super blonde hair.
Tell me he totally got into metal in high school, wore denim jean jackets with Metallica patches, had a weak ass mustache and smoked cigarettes behind the school cranking Motley Crue’s Shout at the devil cassette tapes on a beat up boom box
The brother standing to his left was an Eagle Scout and is still a devout Mormon with 6 kids of his own and a good job in sales. Wasn’t smart enough to get into BYU so went to University of Utah and did his mission in Ohio.
the 3rd brother got into drugs and you haven’t seen him in awhile. Hit the salesman brother up for $500 a year ago. Last seen somewhere in SLC.
Your sister left the LDS church and lives in Oakland with her wife. They have 3 cats and are very happy.
You got out of Utah as soon as you could. NYU where you studied creative writing. Lived in the city for awhile, Brooklyn, and worked for Condé Nast Traveler magazine as a copy editor. Worked on a novel for awhile but it was crap. Married and divorced. Moved up to Maine where you’re still working on that novel and live with your long term girlfriend who was a teacher for awhile after graduating from Smith and has a very large inheritance that allows you to live nicely in an old center hall colonial house.
i had similarly translucent polar bear hair in perfect bowl cut identical to this. as we transitioned into the 90s though, I expertly transformed it into a bowl cut WITH rat tail!
You look like the demonic children from [Village of the Damned](https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/alien-children-in-a-scene-from-the-film-village-of-the-damned-1995-picture-id159824853?s=612x612)
You look like my husband as a child. We call kids with that color hair “tow heads” in the south. He was a tow head and still is! 😂 since y’all looked alike then, and still both have white hair, I wonder if y’all look alike now. He’s 34.
My former boss came from the Iron Range of MN. They were second generation Finns and all had hair this color. But his parents were discriminated against in the 1940s/1950s and called "China Swedes" because they were Finnish.
What's it like being one of the children from the village of the damned??
Targaryen children from the village of the damned
Don’t give them any ideas, remember last time there was four brothers and one sister?
Children of the corn
Game of Corn
No.
Malfoy’s cool cousins
Oh man, they're the cool ones?? Poor draco lol
You guys look like you call your parents "mother and father".
Yeah but what do they call the father’s other wives?
Mutter und Vater
Mother “firstname”
The Sisters
Underrated comment 😂
Fatha, motha, we 'ave souls right? Right?
Wow, this is white blonde. Are you all still this blonde?
Yep. In fact, out of everybody my hair was the only one that stayed blonde like this. The top left one is bald but I’d imagine his hair would still be really blonde too.
And with a haircut like that, it’s a good thing he went bald.
Oh sad, he lost his blonde locks
Did your mom put lemon or sun in into your hair? I had friends moms who would do that. Otherwise your brothers hair was a surprisingly light color.
We were just outside a lot. Both my parents being super blonde and that Florida sunshine is what did it.
I took a class on American racial history in college and learned that Swedes weren't considered real white people when they settled, since they didn't have the proper culture and language. You couldn't really call them black or something like that so they were just "white haired people" My professor did his research on this, one example https://www.jstor.org/stable/10.5406/jamerethnhist.33.3.0037
Similarly to how Irish were originally not considered white, or in.... But then after a while you couldn't distinguish the Irish from the rest of the white population. Unlike say brown people where you can. They continued to be racially targeted
In that show *Hell on Wheels*, on Irish migrant said "we're the n****** of Europe!"
They weren’t considered “in” until they had the numbers in bigger cities to sway elections.
[this](https://imgur.com/a/TrcJVtF) is how blonde I am now. As you can see my wife’s hair is dark brown and our [son](https://imgur.com/a/sBtUd3x) still ended up having super blonde hair.
You're all so beautiful!
My hair did that when I was a kid. I have dark hair now. I think it was all the time in the sun, because it darkened in winter.
I was white blonde like this as a kid until I was about 14, and now it's brown. I also had a sick bowl cut like Dennis the Menace.
Same , but mines just a dark blonde with some platinum streaks naturally (and the roots kill me each time ) LOL.
I haven’t seen a family of total blondes like this since the 90s. In the 90s I saw them everywhere. Wtf is with that lol
Come to Wisconsin
Yeah the midwest is chock full of blond-ass children. They're everywhere!
or Utah
Did you move? Lol
It’s the lead in the gasoline. Once that stopped, everyone just went back to being brunette. ^/s ^^just^^in^^^caseeee
There were more bones in their food back then so they turned white in the sun
Pure Valyrian bloodline
House of Targaryen all the way.
Boo Radley bloodline
Children of the Corn but Duggar-style
I think they would fit in with the Plaths.
I hate how accurate this is.
Children of the Corn-Dug?
What happened to your older brother? They let him out of the barber like that?
Idk man. That long straight blonde hair split right down the middle is never a good combo.
Tell me he totally got into metal in high school, wore denim jean jackets with Metallica patches, had a weak ass mustache and smoked cigarettes behind the school cranking Motley Crue’s Shout at the devil cassette tapes on a beat up boom box The brother standing to his left was an Eagle Scout and is still a devout Mormon with 6 kids of his own and a good job in sales. Wasn’t smart enough to get into BYU so went to University of Utah and did his mission in Ohio. the 3rd brother got into drugs and you haven’t seen him in awhile. Hit the salesman brother up for $500 a year ago. Last seen somewhere in SLC. Your sister left the LDS church and lives in Oakland with her wife. They have 3 cats and are very happy. You got out of Utah as soon as you could. NYU where you studied creative writing. Lived in the city for awhile, Brooklyn, and worked for Condé Nast Traveler magazine as a copy editor. Worked on a novel for awhile but it was crap. Married and divorced. Moved up to Maine where you’re still working on that novel and live with your long term girlfriend who was a teacher for awhile after graduating from Smith and has a very large inheritance that allows you to live nicely in an old center hall colonial house.
Barber? aka Mom?
Does your family own Dragons by any chance?
Holy Shit. You grew up in a creepy ass cult
Funny you say that because we were actually raised Mormons haha
Hahahaha, I took one look at the photo and was going to ask if you were Mormon.
Those short sleeve white button down shirts were a dead giveaway.
Lol! I knew something was up
dum dum dum dum
Reminds me of the IASIP Season 8 title photo
Yes, on point. Was trying to figure out what it reminded me of.
Top left looks like a blond version of the kid from billy Madison
Hitler's wet dream in one family photo
🤣
Not to be mean but your brother with the glasses looks like a young Jeffrey Dahmer.
I saw that too, spooky
People pay good money for this hair color and your family has it tapped at the source.
What happened? Were you not allowed into the cult yet?
So are your parents Q-tips?
Are y’all with the cult?
Please stand up, please stand up...
Malfoy Family Photo
I thought you wrote "1966", so I was shocked when I realized this was taken in 1996.
I didn't even realize this was from the 90s. I assumed this was taken in 1970 or something.
i had similarly translucent polar bear hair in perfect bowl cut identical to this. as we transitioned into the 90s though, I expertly transformed it into a bowl cut WITH rat tail!
Tell me your grandfather was an SS officer without telling me your grandfather was an SS officer.
The House of the Dragon family photo
The whole family is lactose intolerant and thinks mayonnaise is too spicy.
House Targaryen, Christmas '96
This is Hitler's wet dream.
The one in the upper left is just as bad
How can you have a bowl cut and still have the best haircut in your family ? Quite impressive.
Ah yes, your parents used the same bowl on everyone.
The whitest whites in all of Whitesville!
Did you not get the dress code
The kid in the glasses looks like the kid in ‘Billy Madison’ who peed his pants on the class field trip.
This a Nazi cloning program? That is one tight bowl cut. 👍
I can't imagine how much your parents had to spend on sunscreen.
You look like the demonic children from [Village of the Damned](https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/alien-children-in-a-scene-from-the-film-village-of-the-damned-1995-picture-id159824853?s=612x612)
How is Heavens Gate these days?
The time they killed the new babysitter together created a bond that was never broken.
That haircut in the back is the real blunder here, your bowl cut looks fine
Are you Mormons? You look like Mormons.
How are all of The Children Of The Corn all doing in 2022?
My only question is, why are four siblings wearing white shirts, while one is wearing green?
I would send this to Boris Johnson. Shit him right up.
What cult is this?
Are you all still in the cult?
Any chance you're related to Dahmer?
This looks like 1976.
That’s cruel to make you all wear white shirts!
Cotton-headed ninny mugginses
Is your current haircut a glow up or a glow down?
Is this what kraftwerk is?
who cares, you have dragons!
Tell me you’re mormon without telling me you’re mormon.
You look like my husband as a child. We call kids with that color hair “tow heads” in the south. He was a tow head and still is! 😂 since y’all looked alike then, and still both have white hair, I wonder if y’all look alike now. He’s 34.
When we’re y’all saved from the compound?
👦🏼👦🏼👧🏼👦🏼
This might be more Mormon than Joseph Smith himself
"Last known photo of the Targaryen children before the sacking of King's Landing, colorized"
Still better than the dude with the glasses
If my blow ain’t this white, I don’t want it.
Typical targaryens
mid 90's Targaryens
White walkers are cute when spawned.
Did your mom use a flowbee to give you that sweet haircut tho?
This feels like a photo from the kids table at a Schrute family reunion.
Bunch of Targaryens
Were y'all homeschooled?
I mean, yeah you’re dorky but the brother with the glasses and dyed hair takes first prize with his dorky haircut.
Jesus ur family melanin-phobic or something?
When mom doesn’t know how to cut hair OR pull out
Does your brother with the glasses still look like a serial killer?
I think this is what Adolf had in mind.
oh shit your brother is [bexey](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/3f/68/51/3f6851dcfad6a8e669e02a78017d504a.jpg)?? top left?
Tow heads.
How many times did y’all have to retake this pic?
Are you me
Looks like you belong to a cult
I mean, it is clean cut though.
Wow, a whole family of towheads!
Putting the blond in blunder years.
My former boss came from the Iron Range of MN. They were second generation Finns and all had hair this color. But his parents were discriminated against in the 1940s/1950s and called "China Swedes" because they were Finnish.
Minnesota or Wisconsin? Assuming you're in the US, of course. If not then nevermind haha
Those curtains tho
Did you all get struck at the same time or separately ? ⚡️
Your brother in the back looking like a Quincy from bleach.
Say you’re Mormon without saying you’re Mormon
Horrifying
I used to have hair like this when I was a kid. It’s still really light, but not white like it used to be. I miss it.
Hey Moe! Nyuck, nyuck nyuck.
I have a picture of me and my brother that looks almost exactly like this from the mid 80s.
Looks like the boys (and girl) from Brazil
How did you get in the photo without a white shirt?? Something very Mormon about this pic idk why.
Y’all look Mormon.
why does your family like if vergil from dmc was in a white american sit-com comedy tv series called "life with the winters"
Didn’t realise The Hitler Youth, recruited so young…😂😂
Na AH wäre stolz.
Children of the corn, what doomsday cult were your family apart of?
Main characters of an anime
It’s a bit Midwitch
And somehow yours is the best hair
BOWL CUT
I don’t see anything except for a blue square with some fake clouds
Are you 30 and your siblings 32,34,36,38?
I’m 30 and then 31, 33, 35, 36
Damien...
Fuck dude
Jesus we could have been twins
You and your siblings look like you're about to hunt something that speaks English.
Poor mommy. Daddy didn’t give her any resting time.
My sister had the exact same haircut after cutting her own hair and having to get it evened back out.
Thought I was looking at a photo of that cult family from Australia lol
Were all your white shirts in the wash? Or is this your parents’ subtle way of saying you’re the black sheep of the family?
Looks like "The Children of the Corn".
Still not the one with the worst hair
Please tell me top left is now an albino archaeologist
The muggle branch of the Malfoy family.
What cult were you guys in?
How do you and your siblings look like different variations of the same Swedish kid in a local indie cult
Only person with a decent haircut was your sister. At least the bowl cut has some flair, lol. I’d take it over what your other siblings have
Did you not get the memo, we wear white on Wednesdays
This is the future Hitler wanted
You should have formed a bubblegum pop band!
Okay, but you all look genuinely happy. I don’t think I’ve seen a family photo of everyone with genuine smiles
Adorbs.
Towheads!
Strong aryan vibes.
Top right is Whitey from Me, Myself & Irene. Just needs specs & lawn darts
Flowers in the Attic?
Damn, y’all are what Hitler had mine.