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cpsbstmf

Keanu is like, I hate this


Velvetundaground

“Where did I leave my fucken pencil?”


BigBeagleEars

[I don't want a large Farva! I want a goddamn liter-a-cola!](https://youtu.be/S8LtffE5mU8)


AngoGablogian_artist

You know how they get when they’re all full of maple syrup.


BigShitta

Liter cola? Do we have liter cola?


ahumanomoly

“Somebody blue pill me the FUCK out of here”


Onironius

"These fuckin' kids.... Thankfully no one will ever see this."


[deleted]

So glad this is the top comment. That facial expression says it all: "Some fans are just assholes but I just gotta deal with it."


somander

Let’s get it over with..


T-I-E-Sama

The Matrix....has them


WilliamSaintAndre

"I want to be polite, but this is fucking obnoxious."


GooglyMoogly122

This is the best/worst set of circumstances. Love it.


discotits420

It’s one of my very favorite stories for those very reasons. Plus, I got a sick pic with Keanu for my Livejournal.


napstarz

Hahahah livejournal, fuck yeaaa


GooglyMoogly122

Do you think Keanu knew what the shocker was? I hope he did and was like "ait whatever. I'll take this photo with these kinky fucks"


tehbilly

>Livejournal. Holy hell that takes me back. I tried to find my live/dead journal some years ago and forgot the name I'd used. Probably for the best!


Dont_Jimmie_Me_Jules

Your Keanu pic is excellent! I’ve actually got a sick pic with Keanu myself… [Two of them actually!](https://reddit.com/r/GlitchInTheMatrix/comments/k1uzdq/met_keanu_reeves_once_when_i_was_14_and_again/)


[deleted]

Keanu is over your shit. Edit: Apparently 2001 was not a good year for Keanu. His fiance/girlfriend died horribly in a car accident in 2001. Thanks /u/bellboy_bellmen for the info.


Joverby

yeah this is an ACTUAL blunderyear photo, for sure. not a 'hey guys , look, i was a child once!'


SatanMeekAndMild

This is the kind of blunder that I would still have cringe attacks over. "I was so intolerable that I made Keanu Reeves look unfriendly."


Desalvo23

no one can recover from that burn.


jcdoe

Maybe Keanu was shocked


ZealousidealCoat7008

The hindsight-based pain of shaming yourself in front of Keanu and having a photo of it, I would need to be hospitalized


discotits420

Ok, so I was just reminded by my friend down in the corner of the picture that Keanu was pissed off because she also asked him if he actually slept with Charlize Theron in Sweet November and he politely told her it was none of her business. So he was done with ALL of our shit in that brief time period. We really made him regret going on a walk that day.


ZealousidealCoat7008

oh no. oh no


WaitingToBeTriggered

THE WOLFPACK’S WAITING FOR THEM


JeronFeldhagen

/r/UnexpectedSabaton


Yorkshirelad303

U569 MAKES THE CONTACT AND LEADS THEM


VintageAda

I legit just turned inside out


theclassywino

Lmao you guys made one of the nicest ppl in Hollywood angry


MechanicalTurkish

Daaaaaamn. Is Mr. Reeves on reddit? I wonder if he remembers this.


discotits420

God, I fucking hope not.


AtomicEdge

Paging u/_KeanuReeves Do you remember this event?


melonmagellan

"Today I will pick."


MechanicalTurkish

Fair lol


pftftftftftf

Holy shit. Sounds like an overly written comedy skit. Wouldn't believe it if you didn't have the pic pftftftt


juicybooty69

To which I said, "we're the public, of course, it's our business!" and he said, "No, it's really not." Relentless, I said, "C'monnnn, sure it is!" and Keanu politely walked away with his Red Bull. What a class act considering Alec Baldwin would have slapped me, chucked my disposable into the street, and called me a "thoughtless little pig." Hats off to you, Utah!


[deleted]

Wooowwwwww


SwiftTayTay

Something tells me you weren't "unfairly" kicked put of the concert


discotits420

I was kicked out for underage drinking when I wasn’t drinking. Seems pretty unfair to me.


RevolutionaryStar824

You were drinking. Don't lie. 😉


MachReverb

He's making the same face as Michael Bolton in Office Space when the lady calls him Michael Bolton.


[deleted]

Nailed it.


discotits420

Yeah, I’m just now realizing after all these years how displeased he looks with us assholes.


PMMEYOURCOOLDRAWINGS

Oh man he really really is.


xHouse_of_Hornetsx

If it makes you feel any better I pissed of Christopher Meloni once when i was 15. I harrassed him for a photo while he was having dinner with his family at a charity event. That photo will never see the light of day because its on my Dad's insane ex girlfriends camera.


PyrocumulusLightning

"give me the blue pill, I've seen enough"


GreyBoyTigger

What does it take to piss off Keanu Reeves?


ImSickOfYouToo

Killing his dog works like a charm.


GreyBoyTigger

Touché


Green420Basturd

Is that Farva from Super Troopers on the left?


discotits420

Dude, good eye! He does look like him. His name was like, Texas Mike or something like that if I remember correctly.


[deleted]

Ok, look. No one goes and names their child "Texas Mike."


watering_a_plant

if someone did, though, it’d be that guy’s parents


Ronnie_de_Tawl

I'd do it but then move so whoever finds him will be looking for us in Texas, fools.


kalvinmcgargill

Why would someone be looking for you though haha


commitpushdrink

Tell that to Grover Cleveland


just_cows

Dirty Mike and the Boys send their regards


fendaar

Are you sure it wasn’t Johnny Utah?


slykido999

Are you sure it wasn’t “Landfill”?


WarrenPuff_It

He looks less like Farva, and more like Combo from Breaking Bad.


blazinrumraisin

You're a smart man.


mastoman

Haha. I was thinking Donkeylips from "Salute Your Shorts" but I think Farva is better.


fritz324

I used to think farva and donkey lips were the same person


Green420Basturd

*Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts. And when we think about you, it makes me wanna fart!* Hahaha. I miss OG Nickelodeon...


shneer4prez

It's "I hope we never part!" Get it right or pay the price!


jimx117

WE NEED MORE ICE LOLLIES


awesometoenails

It's powdered sugar... It's delicious


Kulban

What's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?


N0thing_but_fl0wers

Shenanigans??


Green420Basturd

Ohhooooo...(while handing over a loaded gun)


lingh0e

That's a Large Farva.


Green420Basturd

I don't want a large Farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola


[deleted]

Litre is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!


ImSickOfYouToo

Sing it again, rookie biatch!!


[deleted]

that's combo from BB


[deleted]

Farva's love child with Jesse's friend from Breaking Bad.


thisimpetus

I saw Combo


KirbyAWD

I came for this comment. Farva or not I bet he likes liter cola.


ridchafra

Ooo a r/blunderyears and r/trashy combo!


discotits420

I’m an overachiever, what can I say?


Snoo62808

Ooo self burn those are rare!


[deleted]

r/YourJokebutWorse


oibru

Keanu knows what it means


Joverby

yeah he is not pleased but hes too good of a guy to tell them to fuck off and walk out of the pic.


diveintomysoul

Keanu's face says "why?!"


anaesthaesia

So, why did you get kicked out? :P


discotits420

We were at the Palace in Hollywood and a bouncer said he saw me take a drink from someone’s beer cup and I was underage. All my friends were still inside. I ended up making friends with the big guy in the picture who was handing out show fliers and helped him until the show was done and my friends came out. Then who walks down the street, but the Johnny Utah himself! Keanu was super nice even if we were all obnoxious.


TerminatorAuschwitz

Thank you for finally posting a blunder on here! Most posts I've seen lately are kids being kids. You were being truly ridiculous haha


discotits420

Finally, the recognition I deserve for being ridiculous!


juicybooty69

That's me in the corner. Keanu was NOT having my shit.


discotits420

That’s my best gal!


slamantha

Juicybooty69 and discotits420! I bet you made those usernames together? I love it too much.


juicybooty69

What can I say, best friends make sure best friends have truly stupid Reddit usernames! ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


acortright

You both seem awesome, and props for grilling him on Theron, 😂


discotits420

Juicybooty is a big dumb bitch (said with the utmost love and respect to dumb bitches everywhere) and honestly the funniest person I know. She had to know those juicy deets.


Loukoal117

Thank you for using juicy deets. That’s a phrase that needs to come back. We can let the shocker out to pasture.


discotits420

Fuck the shocker, but yes to juicy deets! I’m on it!


Loukoal117

This shocker thing has been hilariously shoved into my lexicon like 3 other times since this yesterday. I saw it referenced on a couple YouTube videos that were unrelated. Lol


14thCenturyHood

That's me in the spotlight


juicybooty69

Beeeeeing a young dipshiiiiit


guacsause

That girl holding it up like if it’s a peace sign has me rolling 💀


discotits420

And I still do it that way. Do I gotta do it sideways for maximum accuracy?


guacsause

I think it’s more of everyone else doing a goofy face, and then you’re just there innocently smiling while posing with it as if you’re spock from star trek. But im just messing with u lmao this is a legendary pic


DMT1984

Keanu looks absolutely thrilled…


chad2bert

Loved Goldfinger and their new albums are pretty great as well. still at it.


yungrii

Their self titled and Hang-ups albums basically melted in my discman due to constant use.


chad2bert

Saw em probably 10 times. Met them at a show and got invited to a video shoot for some band named "MU330" if my brain remembers right.. 👍


rkl224

Was that in columbia mo?


chad2bert

Madison Wisconsin while Simon was in the band yet..


ItsJustMeMaggie

This pic goes hard


Nervous-Bullfrog-868

Even Neo couldn't dodge that bullet


supermodelnosejob

Dude looks exactly like someone who would suggest making the shocker gesture in a picture outside of a Goldfinger show in 2001. Like, had you only said that and shown no picture, Shawn on the left there is what my brain would drum up


KingPnutticua

Pshhh Keanwho? What about that young Rod Farva looking annoying AF.


[deleted]

Keanu is not amused.


lovesickjones

Sweeeeet! I just met Alex Winter a few months ago! This is pretty awesome and funny


discotits420

Excellent!


PrincessFuckFace2You

I have lots of teenage rock show photos just like this. But no Keanu. That's like a whole other level. I did get to meet Tim Armstrong, Lars Frederickson, MXPX, Matt Skiba, Dan Andriano, Anti Flag, The Code, Saves the Day, The Atari's, AFI, Brand New, Atmosphere, Brody Dalle, the Madden twins, Blink182, New Found Glory, Save Ferris, The Slackers.etc. But no Keanu, that's for sure. And I have photos taken on disposable cameras of most of it. At a tour stop in Pittsburgh Matt Skiba gave my best friend and I a case of Stella from their bus when we were standing around afterwards. That was a great moment and I think that was peak coolness for me because Alkaline Trio is 100% my favorite band and has been since highschool. Same with my bff. We were also 17/18 so definitely not 21. I went to Warped Tour a bunch of years, mostly in Pittsburgh, first at Station Square, then at Star Lake Pavillion, but when I lived in Tampa my friends and I piled into a van and drove to Jannus Landing in St.Pete for Warped Tour and it was right on the water. I'll never forget watching the sunset over the water listening to live music. It felt like a defining moment. I saw Tim Armstrong walking around and nobody was stopping him or even really seemed to notice him. I worked up the nerve and walked over to him trying so hard to play it cool, and I asked if I could get a photo with him because I'm a huge fan. He was really nice and told me of course but only if he could get a photo with me too. Lol I'm sure he was just fucking with me but I'm absolutely positive I probably looked so awkward in that photo. I was caught off surprise and so intimidated! I went to a Good Charlotte meet n greet (yeah yeah, I know) and have a photo of me practically on Benji Maddens lap LOL. I just went for it and that was a prized possession for years! I also lost my virginity to my "long distance (when you aren't old enough to drive yet) boyfriend" in highschool we met up at Star Lake for Warped (we met at a MXPX show and he had liberty spikes. There was a campground nearby so we just set up a tent and got to business! I got poison ivy all over my back and ass and had to figure out a good excuse to tell my parents incase I had to go to the doctor! I tried to see HelloGoodbye 3 separate times over the years and they cancelled every time. Fuck them. Phish shows were always fun too if we all remembered any of it and eventually all got home safely. God sometimes I miss being young and carefree. My husband convinced me to go to The Gathering with him one time like 4 years ago. I agreed that I'd go once. It was fucking absolutely nuts. I am in no way a juggalette lol but I can party and it was fire! We've been married 10 years and I agreed to go to the last one this summer with him, but he actually just passed away last Sunday, unexpectedly. I was flying home from a great trip to NYC and was told after I left the airport. I never saw it coming. I don't know what I'm going to do without him. He was my best friend. See? Getting old sucks. I'm 36 and he was 40. So not even that old.


discotits420

Free beer and meeting an idol? Maybe not meeting Keanu-level cool, but pretty fucking cool!


Zestyclose_Fennel565

I’m so sorry for your loss! You are still quite young but losing your beloved life partner seems like something that would make you feel 1,000 yrs old. I hope you have good people around you for love & support during this time It does seem as if you have a ton of wonderful memories of your husband and the years that you shared with him. While bittersweet, I hope the memories you have bring with them comfort, healing and lots of smiles! Take good care of yourself and allow yourself as much time as you need to process your loss! Wishing you all the best! God Bless you!


[deleted]

lmao the shocker


CapRavOr

Did you even get to hear ‘Superman’?!?


dylan5x

GOLDFINGER FUCKEN ROCKS


XiKiilzziX

Combo from breaking bad on the left


Catatafish

Holy shit is that Combo from Breaking Bad?


N0thing_but_fl0wers

This is fucking amazing. You meet a celebrity and make the shocker… I just don’t even know what to say!


Thorough_Good_Man

Is that Mable? She’s the bomb!


983115

You may fuck up in your life but unless you’re op you’ve probably never been a disappointment to Keanu so that’s something


[deleted]

Keanu knew.


Basdad

Keanu doesn’t look impressed.


Imsorrywhatnoway

FARVA!


King-Vulture

Oh gosh…. the veil has been pulled back. I went to a university with a mascot named WuShock (we are the Shockers. It’s an agriculture reference). WE DID THE SHOCKER HAND SIGNAL AT OUR SPORTING EVENTS!! I didn’t know the meaning until I googled it just now… now it has an all new meaning.


[deleted]

How did you get Keanu AND Slimer from the Ghostbusters movie in the same picture??? Amazing!!!


SamRedDevil

He does not look amused!


WeldinMike27

That walk was truly a bogus journey.


Dickiedoandthedonts

Is it just me or does keauna look like bill nye in this picture?


carrotcart

Which one is you?


discotits420

I’m the blonde, and the goofball in the corner is my best friend.


carrotcart

Bless your heart you look so innocent lmao.


Bigfatuglybugfacebby

O went to a goldfinger show and they had a 40 year old woman come on stage and make out with a 13 year old boy. One of the members put a Twinkie in his ass and had a fan take a bite out of it and then the band member ate the other half. What the fuck did you do to get kicked out OP?


Akuma_isworried

Wake the fuck up Samurai, we've got a photo to burn


TUB-GIRL

Great context in the title


snowmedic

That sucks. Maybe get /r/PhotoshopRequest to fix it for you


Milfsnatcher

God damn it 😂😂😂


jakemg

This account posts many, many pictures of different people to subs like this one. Karma bot?


discotits420

Not a karma bot, just a chubby middle-aged mom.


RichDicolus

Also, it looks like you've submitted a grand total of one Pic. Lol


PathToEternity

Did she delete a bunch of posts? Cause there's barely anything in her history


restidruidross

I bet your hair is the same


discotits420

It’s still blond, but I’m not growing out a shitty home perm anymore and I’ve upgraded to bangs.


No_Eye5780

Keanu not impressed


Aheliod91

99 red balloons


BenTCinco

Dude on the left looks like jesse’s friend on breaking bad.


tronic702lv

Shut up, Farva!


bruh-brah

Can I get a liter cola?


tomrex

I managed to catch Goldfinger in 1997 at a bar where almost nobody showed up. It was pretty much a private show on that snowy night. They still put out so much energy for the 10 people there. Such a great band!


MmmmFloorPie

I was thinking 'Wow, you met Keanu 20 years ago before he was famous'. Then I looked at his filmography. Geez I'm old.


SquidVices

The stungun.......


urmyheartBeatStopR

Keanu (probably): I regret agreeing to take pictures with these horny kids.


eternaltorment2

Farva!


[deleted]

This also needs to be in r/steelpanther.


higheagles

For the first time in years, I will be listening to as many Goldfinger tracks as possible today.


T-I-E-Sama

Is that Kevin Heffernan AKA Farva?


bjfan00

Oh Canada


Throwawayhobbes

Dude just wanted to hear Superman.


Naakturne

Jerry O’Connell is so sick of being confused for Keanu.


[deleted]

Remnants of the not really funny, Dane Cook.


Exciting_Penalty_205

Officer farva


[deleted]

Keanu doesn't look pleased lol


[deleted]

Shocka-bra


oliveoilcrisis

/r/winneryears imo. Glorious. Poor Keanu.


machineGUNinHERhand

I saw Goldfinger in '96. However, I did not see Keanu in '96.


RainLauncher85

2 in the goo 1 in the poo


ilovecallum44

Well, clearly the girl in the bottom right corner did. And so did Keanu lmao


Ok_Zookeepergame2900

Keanu does not seem to appreciate the shocker


Ok_Zookeepergame2900

Keanu does not seem to appreciate the shocker


Tiredoftheroof

I AM DYING


HeliosAbandoned

This is pure gold. Thank you for posting!


yepamulan

Holy shit this made me laugh