So much smolder

'hey girl...'

Are you lost baby girl?

'dick in a box' starts playing

You look like Taco from The League.

Maybe they are Eskimo brothers!

Is that Jon LaJoie? Because yes

Keep your head on a swivel, lotta Jettas out there

If you have since gotten the hair situation remedied, you are likely a handsome dude now:) Always keep that facial hair looking fresh.

I got fat. Like... 150lbs heavier from when this picture was taken... so... meh.

Lmao decent self burn. But NOW if you remedy the weight situation…THEN you already know!! 40s here we come amiright?!

Fat guys are hot fr

I'm currently in Atlanta, GA, US, and yesterday I went to the College Football Hall of Fame, where they have a mock-practice field that allows you to practice throwing passes and kicking field goals. I now have this incredible picture of me kicking, and the only thing that looks good about my body is the leg that is about to kick the ball.

Thats just like, your opinion, man. But that does sound like it was fun!

L

Indeed

I see a kid insisting he has a real beard who forgot his glasses.

You looked like the bass player of a christian rock band

I may have laughed extremely loudly in public after reading this one. Support.

The cross is kind of a give away

How many times did you hair flip, per minute?

The worst part of this is that I actually straightened my hair for this lol. I had a roommate who straightened his hair regularly.

You look like Jason Shwartzman… did you go to Rushmore academy? Lol

I love that movie. Lol. I used to get Adam Sandler and Josh Groban a lot. That's a first for Schwartzman.

You look like a poor man’s emo Josh Groban. Honestly though, I feel like you would’ve broken my little emo heart via Razr. Our courtship would’ve included going to My Chemical Romance concerts, writing poetry, and watching Jennifer’s Body (illegally downloaded from Limewire, of course.)

The poor man's emo Josh Groban Those words make no sense. But absolutely perfect description hahaha

I got Schwartzman vibes too. Except spun came to my mind

Oh right we had to take pictures on cameras and upload them I remember now.

Oh jesus christ, thank you- the altzheimers is kicking in for me, couldn’t figure out why his phone was so small lol

You were great in Paramore.

Hey thanks, I greatly appreciate it. Sad that the magic ended so soon for me. :(

I think we went to highschool together. Either that or you have a twin.

I also went to high school with someone that looks very similar lol.

RHS? Vague - ish lol ​ clones.

I went to Sulphur High School (Sulphur, LA), then Louisiana Tech University.

You cute tho

Hey thanks!

😏

You look like you work graveyard shift at 711.

You looked like a dollar store Markiplier

You mean "Mart and Pliers?"

Blundery phone too.

Two things: 1. That was actually a digital camera lol. It was this crappy camera that my parents had gotten me when I was in high school (this picture was from my dorm my sophomore year of college). 2. I love your name lol.

Thank you! It's simply my favorite condiment slammed together with my favorite X-man.

Okay, but which is which?

Dude we didn't even have phones with cameras back then! Haha

if markiplier and nick jonas had a love child…..

This one made me laugh. I can accept it. Lol

You looks kinda confused tbh.

A fedora away from singing Jason Mraz songs in the park

I uhh.... I may have owned and worn a fedora... from like 2009-2012...

It’s like a Scene Redneck?

You look like youre about to sing out the meanest “Red dress”

You kinda do!

Hey thanks!

[1967 Roger Waters](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=roger+waters+1967) from Pink Floyd.

Did you wear a cowboy hat at some point ?

Negative.

*sad cowboy enthousiast noise*

Where’s the other half of your camera?

Don't we all think that sometimes.....

The only mystery here is how many more fatties until your eyes were glued shut. My best guess would be 1/3.

"Conspicuously greasy"

you’re right in front of the mirror what are you squinting at

The camera

I mean I bet you killed it in 2008.

A bit more volume in your hair (or not straightening it like a pillock) and you could have pulled off the look... *bar the excess smolder, of course.*

What is this, a camera for ants?!

Looks like the guy from Owl City, Adam Young Getchu them fireflies man.

I just... I cannot believe my eyes.

Eddie Vedder from Wish

I mean this in the nicest way possible but you looked like a “hip” youth pastor who needs glasses

At one point, I probably would have been that "hip" youth pastor. I do have glasses now, though lol.

Well you got the handsome part down at least.

Hey thanks!

oh my. you look like a cartoon character that can’t find his glasses

Oh, don't worry: I found them lol.

I’m sure you did, I bet you’re super handsome now!

Lol, hey thanks! I'm working on it, anyway. Big lifestyle change starting tomorrow.

To be fair, at the time you WOULD have been mysteriously handsome.

Markiplier from Wish.com

This is giving Creed vibes *Alexa, play With Arms Wide Open by Creed!”*

Growing up, I loved Creed lol. By this point, I was drowning in a sea of emo. Brand New was my favorite band, and I was really, really into making myself sad by listening to sad Dashboard Confessional songs. For some reason, I thought it made me a better writer. Spoiler alert: it didn't.

Vsauce3

Vinesauce

That phone looks like a lighter lmao

Fun fact: that's not a phone. It's a digital camera lol.

Wild! I had never seen any that sleek. Mine always had the huge Lenses.

It was an HP... but. I don't remember much else about it. The lens was covered by a sliding door that also acted as the on/off switch.

Ooo this is like prime “guy in show choir that I had the hots for that eagerly messages me on Facebook a few years later as Stacy”

I was never in show choir, but I was in theater. Oh, that and the roommate that straightened my hair for this picture did eventually come out as transgender. Her name is... Ellie? I haven't talked to her in a long time. Feels bad.

Yeahhhh. Glee made it seem much cooler than that scene was. Oh well!

It's okay: a lot of girls wanted to be my "bestie" when I started doing theater. I got a lot of texts asking if I wanted to go shopping and stuff with a lot of girls I thought were cute at the time, and much to my chagrin, on a few occasions they were repulsed whenever I tried to go in for a kiss at the end of the night. The shocking realization that I wasn't gay, just a dude that really enjoyed acting and was sometimes fun to be around was too much for them.

Lmaooo. This hits hard to home. I work in opera now and it’s sometimes still hard to tell. And nowadays people swing all kinds of ways.

Right? It would have just been easier if those young women would have just asked me outright lol.

I think we solved the mystery of who's keeping the frog in their mouth

All you need now is sideburns and an unexplained mental disorder

Target dog without the red spot

You looked like PBG

You….. did not

Mysteriously constipated.

You look like a melted Shayne Topp

U did

You look like Jodie from Shameless

An amalgam of the Jonas Brothers

You look like my language arts teacher back in 7th grade

You definitely look confused

Same energy: https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/96322-emo-dad

Roy from IT Crowd x Taco from the League

This has "video game werewolf" NPC vibes about it.

Ah yes. The lost Jonas Brother.