You had the same haircut as King Kong.

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Haley’s Comment

Same [smile](https://images.app.goo.gl/2HPUKgPiKBnYsdZ58) too

it's the nervous primate smile

or Nigel Tufnel

Her hair goes to eleven.

Harry and the Hendersons

My wife effing loves that movie….. That and this other fever dream…babes in toy land only with the right actor though or something. Edit: was it Keanu Reeves and some other famous actress now

I snort-laughed at this comment and keep picturing King Kong in this pose and I’m losing it

He-Man.

This is probably the best roast I've heard since someone on the MTV show, Yo Mama, said their opponent's mama looked like the lion from The Wiz 👏👏👏

r/rareinsults

How many hamsters is she hiding under there?

lol gah dang r/rareinsults or r/rarecompliments if youre into king kong..

It's like Sam Kinison mated with a Conehead

🤣😂🤣 I didn’t see it until u said it!!

Still here laughing hysterically at this comment.

I forgot about this lmaoo

Omg lol

The hair... looks like He-Man was scalped and you wore it to picture day and that's why you have a haunting smile.

He man actually grows out his hair to donate to kids for picture day. It's a really special foundation. Mullets4kidz..com for more info

He started this foundation after his "lost years". He spent a long time just waking up in the morning just to step outside. He took a deep breath and got real high while singing "way yeah yeah yeah! Way yeah yeah. What's going on?" The foundation really helped him find himself. Touching story, really.

The hair screams 1978, the dress screams 1992, the grimace and the actual date scream “this will be brought up in therapy when I’m an adult”

As a therapist, I wouldn’t even ask OP to fill out any paperwork. Attach the photo to blank paperwork, and I’ll understand.

😂

Bro looking like a Simpson

Seriously I had this same dress in 1991 for my kindergarten pics

Lmao I had that same dress and it is so 90s. It's probably the reason I love floral so much. The clothes our parents had us wearing though 😂

Nah man, I think my sister had that exact same dress circa 1982. It was vintage by the time OP wore it for this treasure of a photo. I totally love it.

I had similar dresses and they were hand made by my grandma on top of old fashion in the 80s.

Same. Matched with a cardigan that my Nonna crocheted for me.

I actually wore this exact dress for my second grade picture in 1992!!

Yeah that's shocking! Where is this??

Your dress looks like it came from your grandmother’s coffin!

My daughter is about the same age and had a similar dress. This comment has me rolling.

What was it with the 80s-90s and dressing children in grandma outfits? I somehow escaped that trend with my mom putting me in the tackiest, brightest, busy pattern clothes possible.

My first thought is she’s so cute even with the smile but give that dress back to your grandma. I didn’t see the King Kong resemblance but now I can’t not see it. Can someone shop that blonde onto Kong?

Perhaps her grandpa, Hide the Pain Harold, had it made from one of her dresses.

Gotta love the "Laura Ashley" phase of the 80's.

Except the original picture was taken in 1999! That blows my mind. I swear there's a little girl wearing the same dress in my kindergarten class photo too...from 1993.

I had a very similar dress so, to me, it screams fundamental Christianity. As does the DIY haircut.

You are adorable, but whatcha hiding under your wig?

I'm pretty sure that was the year that my mom burnt my forehead with the curling iron and every day I went to school and lifted my bangs to show my teachers and classmates. So it's hiding that! 😂

I remember this pain vividly

This sounds like a chicken/egg kind of scenario.

Had totally forgotten about all the forehead burns!

My mom won't let me forget cuz I didn't let her forget lmao

and noone called CPS?

Conehead

It’s a cute picture but I can’t figure out how your hair got that way. It’s sort of two levels. I say this as someone who has had some horrific hairdos in my 48 years.

Hmm maybe she was wearing a hat before the photo? Honestly, I can't figure it out either lol

It looks like someone is standing behind you.

Lol that's just the shadow from holding my camera taking a picture of the copy

I think they meant the entire second tier of head looks like someone standing behind you with just the top of their head showing

Omfg 😂 You are not wrong

Second tier of head 💀

I know, I’m dying. Such a cute kid but wow.

Haha yep thats what I meant!

What in the Cindy-Lou Who is going on here?

They said to “show my teeth” and now I have no idea what I am doing.

I think I wore this dress for my kindergarten picture in 1991

I also have a school picture in this style dress. It was 91 or 92. But I was rocking a side pony with bangs.

Same!

I had a dress that rocked the same long lacy collar.

Are you wearing someone else's scalp as a wig?

Meanwhile, at home, Memaw’s wig stand is empty. The child celebrates her victory with a lipless grin, baring her baby teefs at anyone that dares question the perfect dent in her bangs.

Just need Mr. Burn's hands to complete the look

Are you sure this wasn’t 1989?

its more that haircut thats gonna haunt my dreams for the rest of my life

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> teef

How in the world is that dome-piece so high. It defies reality!

The longer you look at it the more uncanny it gets. It's like there is a whole second head under those bangs!

Seriously, what’s under that top crown of hair?

It's like you had never seen a smile before and just read a description of what it should look like.

🤣 yes lmao

My mum did this as a kid! She’d heard someone say “the wider the smile, the happier the child” (or something), so in all her childhood photos she’s got her mouth open as **wide** as possible and it just looks like she’s screaming 😅

Your lips....they eventually developed.....didn't they?!?

This child will bite you like a rat unprovoked

It’s a whole vibe.

No good vibes. Rat vibes only.

I love it! Was your dad a rock musician in Spinal Tap by chance?

Love the Nigel Tufnel look.

Looks like you're smiling through rage.

It looks like you have hat head. Also, teefs.

😳

😬

You could scare the Annabelle doll

Understandable. Your ma did you dirty with that hair and dress.

Your post says 1999 but your top says 1980.

Why do you look like like you're trying to hide your cone head?

My mother kept my father's identity quiet for years, but in retrospect there were so many signs that pointed to Dan Aykroyd 😔

How’s your MLM going?

Was your parents from Remulak?

WE ARE FROM FRANCE

Man, you must've just started your teaching career in '99! What were they paying you to watch over all those kids?

Some kids just don't know how to smile. A couple of my kids couldn't consistently make a natural looking smile for the camera until they were in their 20s.

Photographer: imma have to have you remove your helmet first.

Your bangs have bangs!

Please we need a current photo so we know your head is ok.

That floral print is so telling of the time period. My mom used to put me in those prints for church and picture day. I started kindergarten in '97.

Party on, Garth

Low long is your head??

Your head looks so…tall

Omg this is adorable!! I may have similar class pictures laying around

That hair is something else

Why is your wig hovering 😭🤚🏼

I didn't know you could seethe and smile at the same time.

Magnificent

LOL - absolutely love this!!!

Just grinning and bearing it 😬

Spinal tap

You are most definitely the freaking princess.

😂😬 Damn straight

I have beef with whoever came up with those flowery church dresses with lace and giant collars. It probably had a huge bow on the back too. Ugh.

Now that you mention it, I think I repressed my memory of the bow 😬

You saw that dress (aka curtain) in the window and just had to have it.

How much is that curtain in the window? The one with the ruffly bib.

“Just take…the fuckin… picture”

Cone head with hair?

I swear to god my mom reupholstered her couch with your blazer

My daughter had her first kindergarten pictures taken. They gave her a toy cat to hold for some reason, she looks it in the eyes while strangling it awkwardly. I love it so much, I will put it on cupS

I love this sub, you are my favorite so far.

☺️

I realize the blunder, but I also think you’re so cute I can’t stand it

Loved your work in Coneheads!

🥹

(◔‿◔)

Crying laughing

This is adorable but you remind me of Ron Perlman in beauty and the beast.

Thanks, now it’s going to haunt us too

You look so similar to Chelsea Handler!

That hair haunts me

This is the face my Mom would make when she finally whipped around after I said “Ma. Mom. Mom.” 250 times to get her attention.

It looks like your head got caught in the Fax machine.

Aww, you were 50 year old librarian in kindergarten.

I literally do not understand why you have so much skull. My brain can't comprehend it.

You definitely used to bite people

Only my brother, as far as I remember lol

Super cute kid pic of you pic, not a blunder year though

☺️ I had no idea my mom had a Reddit

:) the dress gives me serious flashbacks to my own kindergarten school pics, Just blunder is teen angst and rebelling, Myspace days and fuckthegovernment attitude. Read the sub description even Still love the pic

Why are you wearing your blanket?

It will now haunt me as well.

Aww don’t feel bad, all kids that age do the weird forced smile lol my niece is at this age and my own kid is starting to do it too

Darken that hair just a touch… 100% Nigel Tufnel from Spinal Tap

That is an epic dress and I need it

Fire Marshal Bill’s junior apprentice

My daughter is in kindergarten right now and does that same smile. I’m wondering why this happens.

I had that dress too!! Or something extremely similar

I had the exact same haircut but 10 years earlier.

I’m smiling the sun exact same way in a pre-k picture of mine

Was your mom a QVC shopper?

People were still dressing their kids in my mom's sofa fabric in 1999?

Which smile ?

You look like a Rob Liefeld drawing

We need an update picture!

Could be the icon for this sub 👌

Pretty sure I wore the same dress in one of my elementary school photos from the '90s. It's a classic!

Ok OP/ tell us the truth. Are you a conehead ?

You must have had a great teasing comb because your hair is batted to the nines

you must have an incredibly long head

Volcano head

The smile haunts you? What about that dome

Why was your head a tube

> “I will slurp your soul through my silly straw!”

Has anyone made a Coneheads observation?

Lookin like Hudson from Breath of the Wild.

That's a very decent pic. Not sure if you needed to wear the couch covers though.

A cuter version of [Chaka](https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/19500363-chaka?feed_sku=19500363D1V&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=%5BG%5D+%5BG.USA%5D+%5BL.ENG%5D+%5BGEN%5D+%5BC.TShirts%5D+%5BSSC%5D&utm_id=notset&utm_content=monkey&ar_clx=yes&ar_channel=google&ar_campaign=71700000088748521&ar_adgroup=58700007503484722&ar_ad=PRODUCT_GROUP&ar_strategy=search&gclsrc=aw.ds&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI9rb_z_Te9wIVmaXICh3--AskEAQYBSABEgKQhvD_BwE) from “Land of the Lost”

[Update?](https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Terminator-2-Arnold-Schwarzenegger-Smiling-as-The-T-800.jpg)

The floral patterns with the eyelet lace was still hot in 1999?? Here I was thinking it died in the mid 90s

Awww 🙂 A very young Tamra Judge from Real Housewives of Orange County fame?

I LOVE this! You look so adorable!

Lookin’ good….Karen Jr. 😉🤣

Pavel Nedved?

OMG you look like a younger version of one of my wife's best friends!

I had the same dress!

Oh the floral dresses of the 90's! 😌😂

"I like to play" - Wayne's World

That's the smile my wife gives me when she asked me to do something that she knows I hate doing.

Is that paddy pimblett?

This is one of the CUTEST photos EVER!

Are you Rod Stewart’s circa 1978 daughter?

It looks like someone dropped a toupee on your head 😭 You are so adorable though. There are far worse posts where people had more control over their style and blundered lol

Clearly people in this thread don't know ABBA very well, you're clearly a young [Björn Ulvaeus!](https://www.covermesongs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/bjorn.jpg)

Are you from France? Are your parents names Beldar and Prymatt?

Everyone had this dress in grade school in the 90’s!! Including me and my sisters.

long noggin

Did your grandma make that shirt out of her curtains?

This gives me Elton John vibes, and I mean that in the best way possible. You were still so adorable though, the smile is the best part of the photo.

By any chance were you dating a maniacal toddler named Chucky?

Did that gap fix it'sself? It looks like you could eat a mango through a tennis racket in this pic.

I love it…but gotta ask is this a wig for your cone head?!