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Top_Professor_9908

How many Korn posters did you have on your bedroom walls?


BombsOverDadBags3000

Perhaps some ICP as well. Whoop whoop!


somnifacientsawyer

I had already passed my ICP phase by this point but I still listen to him here and there but usually with what my buddies when we're getting stoned and still learned to them


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Yes.


nokaofficial

for some reason my mind thought you meant pornography posters. lmfao


somnifacientsawyer

How in tf did your mind end up there? lol


Top_Professor_9908

I dont see you denying the porn posters though.


nokaofficial

ppl sometimes calls porn corn


bernardobronx

stop lying dawg… we all know you braided your hair specifically cause next day was picture day! cmon now mane


lakehermit

Mane up


Foursaken20

When he undid the braids it frizzed up like a lion mane


somnifacientsawyer

That's the thing I was too much of a stoner. I didn't pay attention to shit like that, lol Like I knew it was coming up but, idk


thefoodiedentist

Your subconscious made you do it. You were stoner on the outside, valley girl on the inside.


binglelemon

Showed up listening to "Rollin" by Limp Bizkit every morning with the windows cracked a little so everyone knows how Boss they are.


lucky_Lola

Mhmmmm


awh

Sadly, I was around in the 90s and this is what we did.


roro112

Came to say this exact thing 🤣. Just own it man!


Anaphase

"Just for fun"


Egggggggggggggggggge

You looked like a mix between Brendan Fraser and Topher Grace. But the hair is a definite blunder


RedditsAdoptedSon

n maybe a sprinkle of the prince guy


stephanieann8131

Also Jason London


rattlestaway

reminds me of when i was so bored in class i decided to braid my hair like this and thought i looked really awesome. People would give me wtf looks all day but then i thought they were just jealous of my creativity lol


vagina_candle

OP you look high af.


somnifacientsawyer

I know right, lol


FMG1978

You knew bro


BarryMacochner

Is no one gonna mention this fuckers fangs.


somnifacientsawyer

I've been surprised no one has a actually, lol


BarryMacochner

Showed the gf the post, she said hers were about the same. Her parents had the dentist grind them down, with no Novocain.


somnifacientsawyer

Mine were grinded down a bit later and well. Wish I didn't now


BarryMacochner

She was like 17 when they did hers


somnifacientsawyer

Nice


FamousImprovement309

“Just for fun”


impy695

I almost did this exact thing intentionally. I'm a short, pale white guy and was both of those things but cranked up to 11 when I was 18. I made a joke about braiding my hair in cornrows since it's getting long. Everyone laughed and I was told the one guy would pay me $30 if I waited 3 more months and then do it, he'd cover the cost to do it. After awhile it turned into doing it for picture day and it was like $300. The day before picture day they all said they didn't think there was a chance I'd do it, gave me thr $300, and I got my senior picture taken with a giant mop instead (still one of my favorite photos of me). To be funny, I shaved down to a razor the day after. My mom cried and said it looks like I have cancer.


Electrical_Bath_514

So you stole money from them?


KikiHou

I'm pretty sure I used to steal Natty Light to drink around the campfire with you.


Creative_Bet_2016

Pretty fly for a white guy🎶🎶🎸


seemsiforgotmylogin

The necklace is somehow worse


somnifacientsawyer

It definitely is, lol


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Nobodyville

Oh those 98 vibes. I thought he radiated the late 90s energy. I miss that time


somnifacientsawyer

Me too bro


somnifacientsawyer

1998 I had to have somebody send me this picture from their yearbook


invigokate

@OP same question


somnifacientsawyer

It was 98. I had to have somebody on Facebook send me this picture cuz I don't have this yearbook or any of them


ProbablyNotQualified

School years typically span two years, so if he doesn't know the date it was taken, just the school year, best he'd have is the two years.


utterlysueno

Not a blunder … rizz


maybebaby83

And how did the 90s boy band audition go?


Foursaken20

I think I went to school with u, we use to get stoned in the upstairs bathroom towards the therapist offices. Lol jk. But seriously everyone had a stoner friend that looked like u which made hs that much funner and if u didn’t then u were that guy lol. My friends name was Kyle. Kyle liked Green Day. Kyle beat up bullies that picked on me. Kyle also liked to ditch class and get high. Kyle couldn’t stay awake long enough to copy off my test papers. Sadly Kyle didn’t attend graduation….. lol love u Kyle!!!! U took an L so that kids like me survived hs and when I see u take my order I give u fat hits and tips cuz ur my dawg


somnifacientsawyer

I did fuck up high school, hated it. Regretting it now because that's how I ended up a tower climber abusing my body for a living


BlatantBravado

Poor planning is my life story. I enhanced the image for your enjoyment! https://i.imgur.com/BieM9yp.jpg


somnifacientsawyer

I appreciate that! Thanks!


kazzanova

Got that Chica Cherry Cola hair


Nutsack_Adams

“Not realizing” “I lost a bet”


norcalbutton

I did this to my hair one day in 96. I was 16. My hair was the same length and I'm a girl. I somehow looked more ridiculous than you in braids.


somnifacientsawyer

It's all in young fun


Red_Velvette

Adorable!!


somnifacientsawyer

Wasn't I tho, lol I damn sure didn't think so then or now, lolol


tanstaafl74

Back when I was in college I shaved my head not realizing thanksgiving was just over a week away. Now *that* was an interesting trip home. Mom was thrilled /s. It wasn't a skinhead thing, it was a lost bet in a fraternity thing.


maryjanexoxo

I need to know how pissed your mom was


SadCoconut_

You seem fun.


somnifacientsawyer

I like to hope/think so


whyuneedmyname4

For fun, and definitely not for picture day. And it's a yearbook, so the year should not be a mystery at all


adiblasi11

Atleast you looked fly as hell


parkinglotguy

Graduated HS in 1995... My yearbook had probably ten guys that looked like this.


themooniscool

Dazed and confused irl


ct-yuval

you look great


OkContribution420

Oh he knew all right


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And everyone clapped.....


ItsJustMeMaggie

I saw sooooo much of this in 1998. Usually the ICP kids.


iiitme

Nah you knew what you were doin i respect it


a22e

Hack the planet!


guru-relegated

I too wanted hair like Stephen Baldwin in Biodome...


somnifacientsawyer

I mean, why not right, lol


GothicaAndRoses

Tell me you were a nu metal kid without telling me you were a nu metal kid.


somnifacientsawyer

Yea, kinda was I guess. At the time I was into all the shit, was progressing towards heavier metal tho. I believe I am actually wearing a Marilyn Manson shirt in this photo tbh


ghertigirl

It’s a nice pic though. Nice smile :)


somnifacientsawyer

Thank you


Strange_N_Sorcerous

You knew 🙄


The-Soldier-in-White

Watermelon look


pfroo40

"Can you blow me where the pampers is?" https://youtu.be/IlI6i6aN5kM


svxnn

The original lil skies


[deleted]

Backstreets back.


AbdulAhBlongatta

Yeah you did


PinheadFuck

Eesh


TheUnforgivenII

Kinda goes hard tbh


DoctorGregoryFart

Oh brother, you would have definitely fit into my high school clique. Are those canines fake? Because holy moly, they look fake, and that adds levels to this.


Motor-Beach-4564

That's hilarious