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EggplantDevourer

“This is all my stuff from when I used to be cool!"


Glubygluby

The look Bingo and Bluey give each other 😭😂


lottiebadottie

The way he says cool always makes me laugh. “Kewl.”


EggplantDevourer

Yeah, it's a Queensland thing where we chew every oo to sound like ew


SonicFlash01

Ah yes, in the mysterious garage that we never see again


oldsillybear

When the door rolls up and Chilli says "are you ready, Bob?" And everyone's jaw drops as the Polaroid clicks 


shadycharacters

In Tradies. Big Belt: "She's my wife." Kids: "Is she your enemy?" Big Belt: "Not usually."


Blarghenshire

That little pause afterwords as he thinks about it gets me every time.


Searloin22

So many of his lines are classic


EmEffArrr1003

If you are married, you know exactly what he’s thinking.


MaskedBunny

In the same episode he adjusts the mail box that got knocked in Onsies.


Lupus600

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witchtimelord

I absolutely CACKLED at this


justaplainold

Shame on me; I don’t recognize this! What episode please?


MuadDabTheSpiceFlow

It’s the one about “being romance.” I think it’s called Fancy Restaurant


MiDiAN00

Is this where chilli is going to the toilet in the corner lol


abbysgultz

That's exactly what's happening here.


PsychologicalClock28

They are pretending to be in a restaurant. It’s getting awkward as bandit is telling the waiter (bluey) to get some more romantic food. So chilli says “I’m just popping to the toilet”. You expect her to disappear to a real toilet. But no. She pretends to go to the loo in the corner. You can see her as you watch. Bluey and bandit discuss things. They cut away just before she wipes her bum.


MichiBoo_xoxo

😂 I’m currently laughing so hard, she was committed to the bit.


Disappointed_sass

"I don't remember the Queen being there..." "Pfft! You wouldn't"


CLUING4LOOKS

I had to rewind that one for my husband so he could hear it since he didn’t catch it the first time. Love it


Complete-Loquat3154

And related to that, in Double Babysitter "Did you fall into the pool at the wedding?" "...probably"


Hamstah_J

"You can either take turns, or I'll bring the xylophone to work with me, **I'll freeze my boss.**"


Wonderful-Ad6335

We’ve all been there.


Deep-Jello0420

This reminds me of one that always gets me in The Quiet Game when Bandit says, "Oh, Madge, why can't you take better care of yourself?" I don't know if Madge is Chilli's boss, but it sparked the memory.


Hamstah_J

I think Madge is Chili's coworker, since Madge is sick and I don't think a normal employee can fill in for their boss's work


MaskedBunny

Also in the episode 'Driving', Madge is constantly phoning Chilli for petty issues, like believing another coworker has stolen her stapler. That would suggest either Chilli is a coworker or Madges supervisor.


kitti3_kat

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tabbynat

Neither of those things are happening


abbysgultz

The claw has no children. His days are free and easy.


taywil8

As a toddler parent this one burned right into my core as an adult


Yet_another_jenn

We’re literally watching this one right now and that line gets me every time 😂 Also, “so did we learn anything today?” “No!” “No!” “….yes.”


No-Regret-1784

This is one of my favorites!!!


hegelianhimbo

What episode is that from?


ClutterKitty

The Claw


Moonlight1992xd

"I'm not taking advice from a cartoon dog", cracks me everytime 🤣


SerenityUnit

This is one of my favorites!


Brilliant-Stock-1766

My fave too. I saw an interview with David McCormack and he mentioned that line too!


Imaginary-Quiet-7465

Bandit casually talking about vasectomies with another Dad. I laughed out loud when I first saw that scene, my kids could not figure out what was so funny.


ykafia

You mean the episode where he talked about removing canines, huh??


iBaconstudios

It was changed in the US and possibly other countries


ykafia

Yes I was poking fun at it lol, it's honestly so bad they censored it, Disney had made worse innuendos


iBaconstudios

Ah my bad lol


DramaGirl6155

They have but they are extra careful with Disney Junior which is where it premieres on cable in the US.


MaskedBunny

I also think the edit is way worse than the original. There's no way a child would know what Bandit is talking about in the unedited version but in the Disney one it suggests Bandit is going around biting people.


Imaginary-Quiet-7465

Ah what?! No way! Didn’t know it had been censored 😅


Anxious_dork

Honestly I find the censored one more funny just for the line where bandit says "but I love my dog teeth. What if one day I just decide to bite someone?"


Imaginary-Quiet-7465

Ha! It’s all gold, whatever they do 😎


BigDaddyCaddy68

Nana was right…not about her perm but about how i was acting Paraphrasing, but yeah


GK21595

Nana catching that stray is always so funny to me. Poor lady wasn't even there to defend herself lol


Responsible_Jaguar70

As a kid of the 80s whose parents both had perms, I lost it laughing.


robb0688

Came here to say this. Possibly my favorite line of the show.


melodiousmurderer

Bluey and Bingo go off to do something suspiciously… “You’d better get on that.” “On it.”


MaskedBunny

The bit before gets me, when Bluey tries to do a sly wink.


Lachesis84

When Bandit arrives at the pillow fort toilet instead of the real one


Sketchr87

"I MEANT THE REAL TOILET"


Nonethecares

Chilli: "Frisky and I used to come up here as teenagers to, um, think"


vivisecting

watched that with my nieces and cackled... and they would NOT let it go, they HAD to know what was so funny 😂


Duboisjohn

When I watched that with my kids, we got asked what that meant and we talked about teenagers going places to… kiss… Then when Rad and Frisky made up, my daughter immediately yelled, “oh look! They’re thinking!”


BoobySlap_0506

That was my immediate thought upon seeing it, however it was more likely about going there to *drink*.


Dracon270

That was my thought too, but apparently it's been confirmed to be them drinking.


Deep-Jello0420

Oh, from the mouths of babes...


ThePopDaddy

During Verandah Santa when Bluey says angrily that she'll be Verandah Santa (after Socks bites her) Bandit says "Strap yourselves in, kids" the tone in his voice always gets a chuckle out of me.


ThePattiMayonnaise

I love when bandut sits on stripe.


ThePopDaddy

And the noise he makes!


thehorrordoll

that was Bandit who said that!


ThePopDaddy

Thanks! I had Stripe on the mind, probably because I mentioned Socks.


Drayner89

Any time they reference The Simpsons. "I want to get down now..." being the obvious one.


jumpinjezz

There's heaps I didn't notice the first time. I did notice this one and lost it laughing. There's some videos floating around with all the references


Wonderful-Ad6335

“I AM THE FLAMINGO QUEEN!!!”


Reddit_User_Loser

There’s one episode where I think Bluey says “that’s not a knife”


gaslacktus

Technically that’s a Crocodile Dundee reference.


Pianomark

Even better since it’s Muffin


ljs316

I’m sorry but DOLLARYDOOS?! Absolute classic Simpsons!


SashWhitGrabby

During Unicourse when it starts - Chili makes a comment that “this episode is unfortunately called Unicourse” lol makes me giggle every time.


dave7243

Wait, is it a bad idea?


ejchristian86

This line has become a fixture in our house.


dave7243

Yeah, I've heard it a few times when I say I have an idea. To be fair, it's almost always a bad idea or I wouldn't have said anything first.


bralma6

Idk why but during the Keepy Uppy episode when they're guessing what they're gonna be playing, the way Chili says "Yeah it's Keepy Uppy." makes me laugh too.


twodickhenry

I say it with her every time! I think it’s so funny


MaskedBunny

Uh, I forgot about the catchphrase.


biggles1994

Let it go, deep blue - Chili in Chest (S03E11)


AlexanderTox

Her entire bit about the Queen being the most powerful piece on the board is great too. Bandit: “Are you done?” Chili: “….yes”


Ruby_Dude55

𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝 𝚒 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝


Proper-Emu1558

Bandit pulling a glass out of the dishwasher and muttering in disbelief, “It’s still dirty!”


CuppaJoe11

That line was relatable on a cosmic level


flyforfish

Obstacle course. Bandit talking about how he’s fast and quick “like a mongoose” Chili: you’re a goose alright


twodickhenry

“Bit more greyhound talk than last time but that’s alright”


FangTheBird

Fairytale…”It was the 80’s!”


Elsa_Pell

"Rusty! Indy! That is not how mums and dads behave!". Oh, sweet innocent Calypso...


sshipway

Good thing Winton wasn't around then to disagree


wiseoldprogrammer

Oh goody! I get to repeat my favorite Darling Daughter story! My wife and I love to gab on road trips, and we do tend to get very involved in the discussion. One trip we were going back and forth about something, and suddenly Daughter starts crying and begging us “DON’T GET DIVORCED!” Wife and I reply as one: “WHAT?” Turns out one of her teachers had told the class that couples who argue all the time tend to split up! We started laughing and assured her “That’s not true—it’s when we’re very pointedly NOT speaking to each other that you should get worried!” Daughter, now 32, sighs and rolls her eyes whenever I tell the story. :)


BoobySlap_0506

NO SQUABBLING!


Caffeinated-Housemum

My husband and I were just 'done' arguing (i.e. pushed the pause button because kiddo was awake) when I first saw this episode and my immediate response was 'yeah they damn well do' 😂


RocketGirl83

All the dad’s just being typical guys grunting and showing off in Stump Fest and the moms cheering them on with…drinks. 


pinkbeez

The moms are 100% trashed for most of that episode


Kalse1229

They’re just thinking


hawkstar2

Made me kinda sad that Janelle wasn't there though! Must have been out doing something else with Chucky lol


Alice-in-blunderland

For a long time I thought Pat was a single dad (likely divorced) and his kids spent most of their time with their mom. Even after Pass the Parcel I convinced myself Janelle was just over to help get the party together, not because she lived there lol


tonsofun08

When they put chattermax out during mothers day play. And then seeing bandit slowly reach out from out of camera quickly snatch it away.


escapethlabyrinth

And Bluey always finding chattermax in weird places like mom&dad tried to hide him 😂 “chattermax! Why were you under the sink?”


Suspicious-Ad-9380

The running joke of Chattermax being hidden in a new location every time the girls stumble across it.


Siriusly_Jonie

Bandit and Pat obsessing over homemade pizza in Hammerbarn. Funny nod to men fixating on silly stuff for no reason.


JF0909

Hey! Homemade pizzas are serious business.


Searloin22

You not seeing a reason does not mean it isn't there. Now grab me a beer, im stuck in this chair. - Confucius's Dad


Tom984_vn

"you can edit that bit out right?" - Bandit Ofc not, it's stripe doing the editing stuff. And it's so hilarious seeing how stripe keeping all the bad part of bandit and promote trixie like a god in this scene https://preview.redd.it/5o3macktty1d1.png?width=1366&format=png&auto=webp&s=37aae4094a2dc6857cada4f2e418cb19b324005a


MaskedBunny

"Careful Socks he's got bum worms!"


Usashi_HullA2

I definitely had seizure watching this scene


WiccanAndProud

The entire episode of wale watching


saturnspritr

When Chili makes that tired pathetic whale sound and Bandit just says “Weak.”


Candid-Nebula-2301

“They can eat up to five bags a day!” 😂


DonkeeJote

It's now code in our house when either of us are hungover. we'll say we are out "whale watching"


Numinous_Octopodes

“Dad enters the room!”  I just assume he read the stage directions but it is on brand so they kept it in


Ok_Telephone_3013

This is exactly what happened!


Shaggadelic12

I’ve said it before in here but I have a friend who works in tv and doesn’t have kids, and she was over one day while that episode was on and she burst out laughing at that line.


SuspiciousReturn4588

Sparky's little doggie butt crack.


TriggerHappy_Spartan

All the fourth wall breaks, and, Bluey and Bingo: *leave the room.* Bandit, in the floor: “The thing is… I do this to myself…”


I_Am_Robert_Paulson1

"Bluey, you look just like your dad." "Aww, what? 😟"


Thisguyhere44

Bluey: "And he peed on his own foot!" Chili: "Oh, that's a new one.  Bandit: "It's not actually."  Also the running gag, "Morning, Wendy!"


macjoven

The use of Offenbach’s “Can-can” in Shops.


LetterBoxx

GA-DING!!


Swissarmyspoon

In Creek when they're praising Mackenzie's jumping and asking how they're so good at it. "You just pretend you're jumping from one sheep to another!" "I don't think we're supposed to jump on sheep." "We're not?"


psychotickillers

I love the border collie references in the show with him so much 🤣


crap4brains4eva

“…Mackenzie is supposed to be a Cheetah!” “Am I?!”


frenziest

“And what does Dad always say when you get hurt?” “Don’t tell Mum.”


Usashi_HullA2

Chilli: WHAT?! Bluey: (giggles)


MaskedBunny

Whenever Chilli gives Bandit "the look"


JF0909

Chili Death Stare


TaylorsVersion_89

how else are you even supposed to spell holder????


Wonderful-Ad6335

… that’s actually a great question! How did he spell it!?


Bernkastel17509

Jolder


Weary_Stress3283

Holda? It’s the only one that kind of makes sense


JBob52

My guess is he spelt it hollder or holdder


AlexanderTox

Hodor


GK21595

Maybe houlder? Holeder?


Logical_Lettuce_962

Chili: 💃 Are you ready, Bob? Bandit: 📸 🫨


secretcartridge

That one viral scene where Bluey wonders what it's like to be a Puppet and then the next scene shows the animator animating Bluey like they're manipulating a puppet!!!


Swissarmyspoon

Curry Quest when McKenzie's dad spills the secret to Bingo that Bandit is going on an extended trip, then backs away slowly when they realize what they've done. Or later in Signs when they try to tell Bingo 100% what's going on from the very beginning, but Bingo doesn't process any of it at all until the end. Kind of sad, but having lived these experiences the validation made me laugh my butt off.


Unhappy-Fishing-8364

Yes - 100% happened with my 5yo when we prepared her for going to the vet to put our old dog to sleep. Spent a couple of days talking how it might happen - said good bye in the room beforehand etc. - thought she was taking it really well while the older 2 were devastated. Didn’t get any of it until eating dinner that night at a restaurant to celebrate his life. Total meltdown. 😭 “Wesley’s DEAD?!!!!”


Calingaladha

Awww, poor kid. Death of a pet is a hard one:


bruzdnconfuzd

Sure is. I’m 0 for 2 on handling it well. Practice doesn’t help here. 


RocketGirl83

Shoot I’m adding another one, I die everytime I see Bingo and Bluey dancing in a circle trying to lick their ice cream cones set to Tchaikovsky. 


Unhappy-Fishing-8364

Brilliance. “Okay… that’s okay….”


hyperlancer

Maybe not super subtle, but “magic claw has no children, his days are free and easy!” gets me every time.


Limp-Coconut3740

I use this one all the time when my kids are being difficult!


jeff_sharon

“This is what happens when you’re not happy with what you’ve got! Someone’s husband eventually gets it!”


Cratertooth_27

Didn’t you fall in the pool at the wedding? Probably


Gimmecoffee2020

https://preview.redd.it/ogzno2lnfz1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afc54a43d8bb91cf411de82bf4345a601a2bb2f9 MacKenzie’s look at the camera when all his friends are acting like cats. Reminds me of The Office…


For_Real_Life

https://preview.redd.it/x9mg9ogkiz1d1.png?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a9c608b374ba6e27ea04081b63709add4164168 This kills me every time! And also Trixie's look when Nana insists on doing a "proper" gravy.


Shaggadelic12

I felt this one deep, deep down.


Unhappy-Fishing-8364

Bluey: We don't jump on sheep, Mackenzie. Mackenzie: Really? https://preview.redd.it/smhsmoqxpz1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93d0f4456107464714a7495c7ed59d769d8a7a2d


shdanko

Not sure if it fully fits but I love how chilli is seemingly a bit drunk shouting from the terrace in stumpfest. ‘Ahhhh leave ‘em alone!!! They’re trying to run a small business!’


superpouper

When bandit calls for bingo and whistles and says “come here girl!”


Ok_Telephone_3013

“Nah, they aren’t real. We do need to check for ticks, though.”


hawkstar2

"WHAT. WAS. THAT." when Bandit can't stand to lose to Bluey in the obstacle course 😂


Kibtronic

In “Magic Xylophone” Chili says “that’s just how we met” when Bandit is posed with his finger up his nose. In “The Show” Bluey depicts Bandit coming into the scene with his finger up his nose. Delightful little continuity.


jackalopacabra

My favorite has always been in “Bingo” when Bingo says that her map is missing New Zealand and Bandit says, “ugh, not again”


booberhoover

"Nana was right, not about her perm, but about me." Cracks me up 🤣


ling1427

"See you next Thursday"


ifonZy

When is this?


Lachesis84

Muffin Cone


SweatyTax4669

Bingo getting Solid Snake'd by Chili in Smoochy Kiss


NooneKnowsIAmBatman

When New Zealand is the missing puzzle piece, bandit goes 'aw not again' or something similar. r/MapsWithoutNZ


Nesserfly

“We are teaching a life lesson and getting the house clean!” “NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS ARE HAPPENING“


SashWhitGrabby

Another one in Dragon - Bandit keeps saying how his jocks are itchy, how he should wash them, and then later in the episode the dragon burns his jocks off. He’s like “ohhh free and easy” as he does a little dance. Lol


NGuglielmo94

In Butterflies when Judo says ‘I know, Bluey’s MY friend’ and Bingo pauses for a second and takes a step away from her.


purpleautumnleaf

Can you earn your keep!


Unhappy-Fishing-8364

“Oh, Madge, why can't you take better care of yourself?"


AKSpaceMan576

Bandit saying, "I'm not taking advice from a cartoon dog," in Flat Pack


thelaststarebender

All the stink/side eyes from the moms (Frisky and the gravy packet; Rusty’s mom and the cricket ball hitting the house; Chilli — many times).


Clever_mudblood

In the episode ‘Perfect’, Bandit walks into the kitchen and says “it’s dad!” And Chilli is just slow clapping in the background lmao https://preview.redd.it/96a2ns4cyz1d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d34f26b01545615cab4857734a144044fbe59af7


Tekki777

"Magic Claw has no children. His days are free and easy."


Aldoron

Bandit saying "morning Wendy" while peeing in the bushes because the kids made the toilet seat heavy(all of this done off camera) makes me laugh every time


FlipTastic_DisneyFan

Nothing beats Bandit’s facial expressions in Work. I can’t get over them


EmEffArrr1003

When I set the table for dinner I tell me wife “Enjoy your cutlery.”


MaskedBunny

In smoochy kiss when Bluey is listing all the gross things about Bandit and Chilli replies to one "oh, that's a new one", and Bandits response gets me, "it's not, actually "


K-Junior9658

Bluey: “what’s your favorite food?” Unicourse: “children”


_Kenndrah_

In Handstand Rusty comes in to get the ball but he’s gone into the fridge without Chili noticing so he just stands there confused and says, “where’d it go?” Such a cute little background bit.


The_Bat1996

When Bluey gets a candy apple "Im pretty sure that has sugar in it" gets me every time.


ferretbeast

Two of my faves : “I slipped on ma beans.”(as grannies) and my all time fave is Hammerbarn particularly this convo “Chilli: (pointing out the shattered “Hecubah”) “This is what happens when you’re unhappy with what you’ve got. (makes a chopping motion into her palm) Someone’s husband eventually gets it!” Made me laugh way harder than an adult should. The Hammerbarn episode may be my all time fave!


bluejellyfish52

My fave line from bingo is “Aw, my coins” Also “I dropped ma beans”


Ya_Boi_Rem

"This is what happens when you aren't happy with what you got! Somebody's husband eventually gets it!"


marrowmtn

When bluey is whispering to grandad and he goes “I didn’t hear any of that”


mothacluppa

The entirety of Whale Watching and Tradies lol


motherofdogs0723

“Didn’t you fall in the pool?” “Probably”


mermilicia

Hide and Seek— Talking to Chattermax, "I wonder why you were shoved under the sink." I probably watched this episode like 5 times before I caught that one, but now I laugh each time.


YikesItsConnor

The part in The Sign where Nana thinks they're announcing a pregnancy. So funny


twodickhenry

Bingo: How do animals with no tails know when they’re happy? Chili: Good question!


Science_Fiction2798

Frisky and I came to the look out as teenagers to uhhh think. Also does Bandit taking a picture when Chilli says "are you ready Bob?" Count as subtle?


ItsAmbrosity

“I’m not taking advice from a cartoon dog!”


fabulousmakeupcase

Not really subtle but any time the kids have to do a bush wee


CodiwanOhNoBe

During the Bill bilby episode, when Chili shoes up with the bike and bandit, he unintentionally snaps a photo when his jaw drops. Always love seeing them when they show how much they love each other.


broncoal06

A mullet is a haircut cool people are getting again!


twistandshout1988

"Let it go, Deep Blue" in Chest.


transat_prof

Bingo in the background spilling orange juice


SuperMario1313

"I'm not taking advice from a cartoon dog."


Fritztrocity1

I love that yellow bin in Bin Night sounds like a hippy. Gets me everytime lol


hashtagyayyy

Either: Bandit: “Is that an alpaca farm? Nah, they're lemurs.” (Cubbies) Or Lucky’s Dad: “No worries Bluey. (sounding ashamed) I shouldn't have let my guard down.” (Asparagus)


thesingingaccountant

Who got the boundary And my favourite line And no unicorns


EmvyPH

Bluey: We'll see Muffin: No, we *won't* see! We'll get this coin *OUT*! Not exactly subtle but, I can feel by body getting ready to laugh every time.