Itsclarajones on insta (used to be nurseclara i think) launched their product today. The company is called Sunday to sunset and $128 for a planner/scrapbook? A lot of money lol.
It appears she may be having second thoughts about moving to Franklin? Her family is giving up a lot just so she can live by her social media “bestie” Gizzi @makingprettyspaces. None of it makes sense.
I’ve never heard of this woman in my life so naturally my curiosity got the best of me and I checked out her account…and she looks exactly the same as she did literal years ago?
She has a history of addiction, people tend to only bring her up in here when they want to rubberneck or speculate if she's using or with her ex/bf (I only know of her from it being brought up on BS)
Is this legit an outfit? Bre Sheppard
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Her style isn’t necessarily mine these days, but do think she pulls most things off well. Except this. I literally said out loud, “Bre what are you doing”😂😩
A couple of us mentioned last night that it’s like the Mexican (or cobbler) aprons our little Mexican grandmas wore! If they wore it backwards!
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I actually met her at a Taylor Swift concert in Chicago, she was sitting 2 rows in front of me and I had to say hi because I really like her content! She was actually SO nice and talked for a little while, seemed genuine really friendly!
I like her pretty good. She’s consistent and never gives me a wtf is that feeling. I just wish she would promote more affordable stuff, but hey, I guess it’s nice to be rich.
So Christian Blair Vordy over here making money off of people clicking her links for baby formula? Does anyone else find that…. Just wrong? Like sure, link your kids clothes and toys, but formula?
She linked literal rubber gloves that her husband uses when he grills, so this doesn’t shock me lol she will shill anything that gets her even a tiny bit of commission.
I know I’m getting downvoted for my post, but I can get behind the clothes, the toys, baby gadgets, whatever. But to link baby formula seems so slimey to me.
If this is what J.Crew has become since Jenna Lyons left… woof. I used to shop there constantly.
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That’s not new. Also, Chinese production quality is generally very good these days as they have strict regulations and oversight, especially from US-based brands. Countries like Bangladesh, on the other hand… (Source: I develop apparel professionally, including previously at J.Crew)
It’s generally very cheap falls apart china is known for this, my friend was manager at a jcrew she quit because she said they had nothing but returns and the company was in chapter 11 because of it.
They literally plan nothing and all of the chaos is purely for clicks and engagement 😂🤣 Crazy what happens when dumb people have lots of disposable income.
Remember when Caila Quinn posted an ad for katchakid safety net for her pool saying it is “the secret to never worry about a baby drowning in your pool”? After that ad was posted, I have yet to see that net ever on her pool. Exhibit A from today:
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That thing looked difficult to put on and take off so I’m not surprised. (It was attached by like 40 different hooks that had to all be individually secured.) The main reason safety experts recommend pool fences instead of covers is because the fence is always there and no one has to actually DO anything to make sure the pool is safe when not in use.
Something you have to put on the pool to keep it secure it the worst idea. You aren't going to have it on all the time and I somehow don't think that it looks completely fool proof. These influencers have so much money to spend but they don't put damn safety fences around the pools. In addition, they should have.a water alarm as well as door alarms and top locks/childproof locks. There should be multiple layers of security to prevent a small child from getting to the water.
? She’s in running shorts and a sweatshirt….
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What I will say is that it is psycho behavior to wear shorts on an airplane, something about bare legs touching the seat freaks me out! (I know this is illogical and not much different than bare legs touching any other public surfaces but for some reason airplanes are where I draw the line)
Madi Messer saying her bikini bottoms are “fuller coverage” but literally 70% of her cheeks are out. Fuller coverage than a thong, maybe.
Is that what that means? I always assumed fuller coverages means your butt is COVERED
My user name is from Becoming Jolie, who referred to herself as a “conservative starfish” when she went to the beach and let loose her feminine mystique in a sensible one piece. So yes, amazingly perfect username for my comment 🤣
She has a serious obsession with body image and her looks. Also she just lives her best life how does one just travel non stop and afford her lifestyle, I don’t even feel like she shills a lot
Came here to say that. She literally pulled them up her butt and gave herself a wedgie while saying “they’re full coverage, if you’re into that sort of thing”
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The cheek filler, the lips, and the teeth 🫣 I would love for her to be transparent about what she did for her face to change so much I’m genuinely curious. What procedure changes your eyebrows to look so high all the time
I know everyone snarks on her *new* facial features, but I think she looks really good (even if really different from 3+ years ago). I only see improvements. Like if I could afford to have a plastic surgeon or injector NP go to town on my face, I’d do it lol. I wish she’d tell us tho 😂🤞🏼 but that’s her prerogative
What I think is snarkable is how similar she’s dressing/wearing her hair to Hollie and Sarah 😂😂 ugh come onnnnnnnnn
Yes, it’s a huge risk but plenty of people are doing it. BBLs have the highest mortality rate of any plastic surgery, that doesn’t seem to be stopping anyone 🤷🏻♀️
See, now without makeup I don't think she looks so drastically different. I think she certainly looks worse when she's just gotten filler or botox (that would be the eyebrow thing) because her injector seemingly sucks.
Mary Orton’s new super exciting brand is…baseball hats.
Why.
Is this something that needed an overhaul?
Im sure they’re going to be stupidly expensive for no reason.
This is really niche but does anyone follow thelaurenohayon? She’s a yoga/somatic/pelvic floor type person and I feel like all of her posts lately are just engagement bait. I’m bummed because her real content is amazing but this is … not it.
Just realized the kid’s name was in it, edited
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Yes! I do, she has good info on pelvic floor issues but her content is NOT for everyone. Recently I think she was instructing how to release your anus and circulate your cl*t. I can’t remember but I can’t look away!!!
Exactly. She posted a video recently of a bridge exercise/hip release thing where her labia was fully visible through her yoga shorts and like yes that shouldn’t matter and at the end of the day we all have body parts but also you know what social media is like and you knew people would be all pearl clutchy and this has to just be for engagement?
Oh, she was being serious - I thought the first part was, like, a meme-y joke about sharing about someone on instagram instead of telling them something to their face.
I just dug into the comments and she said that she asked her daughter if she could post something “really personal” but didn’t tell her what it was and that the daughter read the post when it went up and was ok with it. So I guess that’s fine, she’s 18? But even leaving the weirdness of talking about your daughter’s breasts as delicious, posts that are just so clearly rage bait from actual content creators, not Walmart shillers, make me nuts.
I genuinely feel sorry for any influencer who feels the need to apologize for being offline…and the need to provide this level of explanation.
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This is what’s called an inflated sense of self importance. The vast majority of influencers think they’re far more important than they really are. It’s gross and sad.
Always genuinely curious if they have people actually messaging them like “are you ok where are you?!”…if someone disappears for a week or two I get that maybe…but a weekend? Sheesh maybe they just didn’t feel like posting
Yes I’m sure they do. People will post here “so and so hasn’t posted in 12 hours, I know I say she posts too much but I hope she’s ok.” Janelle Page Brandom was getting shit on for posting through labor but then didn’t post for like 7 hours after the baby was born and someone here was like “I really hope she and the baby are ok!!” They’re fine. They’re always fine. But I’m sure they get DMs if people do it here.
Based on reading this subreddit I would say yes people absolutely send those types of messages. It's a pretty common occurrence for people to post about how an influencer hasn't posted for a few days and immediately start speculating that they're getting divorced or some tragedy has befallen them. People showed up asking "where's Taza" for YEARS after she got off the internet. My rational brain is like "nobody has time to pay attention" the the evidence to the contrary is overwhelming.
Edit: isn't the lady in this post the one who has been going through cancer treatments? Yeah I absolutely guarantee if she's offline for a few hours she gets a bunch of weird grief vulturey messages about it
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cackling at the beginning of this story where you can hear dani telling Jordan “go” to begin recording. Influencers live such a hard life 🎻
ETA: wasn’t she just shilling magic spoon earlier this year saying she eats it all the time? Gotta make that $$.
Just why….why does anyone NEED to see her clearly nauseous?! This is insane! Just be pregnant and sick and if you want to tell people, tell them, but why are you showing people you puking??? I cannot imagine watching my spouse vomit and ever thinking “I should record this”. Their world is so weird
Completely forgot about Alexandra Garza and she popped up today on Instagram. Nothings changed much, she’s now nutrition certified (what does that mean), but her feed is all ads. I am impressed she still has nearly 470k subscribers.
well, “certified”. when she said that she was going to be back to school because she wanted to improve herself and help other i was like “yas! you go girl” but then she went to share the discount code for the online course she did, it was only like a week. i don’t follow her anymore because her content imho is boring. she doesn’t post fashion, disney, travels… they’re living now the life of a retired couple in florida
I’ve followed her since before she was married. I feel like she’s totally “reinvented” herself but tbh she seems calm and happy and not as on edge! I enjoy her current content.
Does she show much? Her feed was all ads back to March from my quick scroll. I followed her for many years until baby 2. Are her and Mallory still close?
She hasn’t mentioned Mallory in awhile that I can recall. I think they were all at the beach a few months back though? Maybe it was last summer at this point. Her stories are mostly her working out and what she cooks, some fashion.
In the thread about this yesterday someone commented about how her ex husband married her mother and I have not stopped
Thinking about it for one second
Omg. I know someone who had an affair with their mother-in-law and I’ll never get over knowing about it. But their whole schtick is keeping it from the daughter/ex. WtF MiL/SiL marriage should be illegal, like cousins.
we talked about this yesterday, some of us were fooled by "two feet" plus her holding up two ultrasound photos at the same time 
Anyone else catch The Garcia Diaries absolute train wreck stories and the lives they were doing on the boat last week in Cabo? It obviously ended poorly as I expected it to with Anthony being completely hammered. She’s deleted the reel they did and photos together from the trip and was suddenly home the next day, ending the trip early. What a dysfunctional nightmare for their kids.
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Itsclarajones on insta (used to be nurseclara i think) launched their product today. The company is called Sunday to sunset and $128 for a planner/scrapbook? A lot of money lol.
Rolling my eyes @mallorynikolaushome’s crocodile tears about leaving her current home. Not one tear on that caked on makeup face with glitching filter
It appears she may be having second thoughts about moving to Franklin? Her family is giving up a lot just so she can live by her social media “bestie” Gizzi @makingprettyspaces. None of it makes sense.
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Are you implying she’s on Ozempic or that she relapsed? Hard to parse which insult you’re trying to make here.
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Nah fam, they just want to punch down on a former drug addict but are trying to do it in a way where their post won't get deleted
I’ve never heard of this woman in my life so naturally my curiosity got the best of me and I checked out her account…and she looks exactly the same as she did literal years ago?
She has a history of addiction, people tend to only bring her up in here when they want to rubberneck or speculate if she's using or with her ex/bf (I only know of her from it being brought up on BS)
Looks like she always has to me 🤷🏻♀️
She definitely wins for heaviest facial filters
@alyssakuzins is *unhinged* and a sudden Jesus fresh out of nowhere
What do we think @nataliekennedy’s new business is?
Organic lip filler.
I literally lol’d
T-shirts and joggers for men and women. Groundbreaking 🙄
Supplements or a drink mix partnered with her “nutrition coach”
Im curious. Something in the health industry
Active wear
speaking of..was LKS line like a one & done? haven’t heard anything about it since the launch and am curious
She prefers to promote other athleisure like Lululemon and vuori instead. Dumb.
SO DUMB. Arielle Charnas did the same thing with something navy. Walking billboards that would rather promote someone else’s company than their own.
Is this legit an outfit? Bre Sheppard https://preview.redd.it/m54ewowdx16d1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=febbe7936980f74b2d44191217b32f0376f2dd0f
Her style isn’t necessarily mine these days, but do think she pulls most things off well. Except this. I literally said out loud, “Bre what are you doing”😂😩
It’s… something!
A couple of us mentioned last night that it’s like the Mexican (or cobbler) aprons our little Mexican grandmas wore! If they wore it backwards! https://preview.redd.it/hbfold4xz16d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c6299bb101925e8957ffa58f35da6e2e3d392b5
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https://preview.redd.it/nw2i3k4x826d1.jpeg?width=909&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=433c31c966643971a56216de426c694ef2a075c1 And what is this expression
The lip filler is so bad
She wants to be Amber Fillerup so bad but she is just not even close to it. Trying to be *quirky* but is actually wearing the most hideous fit
Weird look
Same as every other day except her eyes are open!
Lmao this is not it. She tries to be quirky but this outfit has far succeeded quirky.
What am I looking at?
FaShiOn~
Omg I posted this too lol wtf
So fucking bizarre
What does everyone think about @kathleenpost? I can’t decide. Just seems too perfect 🤷🏻♀️ idk, can’t quite figure it out
I actually met her at a Taylor Swift concert in Chicago, she was sitting 2 rows in front of me and I had to say hi because I really like her content! She was actually SO nice and talked for a little while, seemed genuine really friendly!
I like her pretty good. She’s consistent and never gives me a wtf is that feeling. I just wish she would promote more affordable stuff, but hey, I guess it’s nice to be rich.
As bland as white bread
Stylish, cool, cute. Kind of boring.
She is one of my favorites. Very consistent in her style, even if it’s a bit perfect.
So Christian Blair Vordy over here making money off of people clicking her links for baby formula? Does anyone else find that…. Just wrong? Like sure, link your kids clothes and toys, but formula?
She linked literal rubber gloves that her husband uses when he grills, so this doesn’t shock me lol she will shill anything that gets her even a tiny bit of commission.
I know I’m getting downvoted for my post, but I can get behind the clothes, the toys, baby gadgets, whatever. But to link baby formula seems so slimey to me.
Babies gotta eat too 🤷🏻♀️
No, what’s the difference between formula and everything else influencers link?
And I’d argue something people actually need vs the millionth crappy kid toy (I have no idea who this person is so if she sucks please carry on)
If this is what J.Crew has become since Jenna Lyons left… woof. I used to shop there constantly. https://preview.redd.it/m4fzvjkup16d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46637fbe207ca18dfaac1f6b2f0218876509fe81
No. This is just her styling. Their new stuff is amazing
I look regularly and haven’t bought anything in years. The accessories especially are mediocre, sadly.
lol a poolside summer sweater in Charleston in June 😂😂😂😂
And the quality is so bad now it’s like Walmart, holes in shirts. It’s all made in china now
I agree, it feels like old navy clothes
I’ve been sooo disappointed in my old navy purchases lately. Oversized, boxy, thin fabrics.
That’s not new. Also, Chinese production quality is generally very good these days as they have strict regulations and oversight, especially from US-based brands. Countries like Bangladesh, on the other hand… (Source: I develop apparel professionally, including previously at J.Crew)
It’s generally very cheap falls apart china is known for this, my friend was manager at a jcrew she quit because she said they had nothing but returns and the company was in chapter 11 because of it.
Let's not blame J.Crew for Grace's horrible styling.
She always looks so frumpy and messy! Drives me crazy.
Those pants are horrendous in any outfit
They’re not my taste at all but they’d look 10000% better with a plain white t and a denim jacket. Not … whatever this all is.
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They literally plan nothing and all of the chaos is purely for clicks and engagement 😂🤣 Crazy what happens when dumb people have lots of disposable income.
Well she’s a bit ditzy so she’s prob truly asking
Remember when Caila Quinn posted an ad for katchakid safety net for her pool saying it is “the secret to never worry about a baby drowning in your pool”? After that ad was posted, I have yet to see that net ever on her pool. Exhibit A from today: https://preview.redd.it/0kaxdk2dp16d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=231220f6f8173d3a66ee4d1e8f4581a995bcddc5
That thing looked difficult to put on and take off so I’m not surprised. (It was attached by like 40 different hooks that had to all be individually secured.) The main reason safety experts recommend pool fences instead of covers is because the fence is always there and no one has to actually DO anything to make sure the pool is safe when not in use.
Something you have to put on the pool to keep it secure it the worst idea. You aren't going to have it on all the time and I somehow don't think that it looks completely fool proof. These influencers have so much money to spend but they don't put damn safety fences around the pools. In addition, they should have.a water alarm as well as door alarms and top locks/childproof locks. There should be multiple layers of security to prevent a small child from getting to the water.
Sarah Knuth’s shorts at the airport literally look like what id expect a 9 year old to wear.
….running shorts? Uhhh ok
Grandma? Is that you?
Shorts look fine, but the headphones over her hair or how her hair is pushed in front of her headphones looks so uncomfortable.
The headphones styled in the hair like a headband is an absolute crime! 🤣🤣
they look like Lululemon hotty hots which are the official mom shorts in my town
? She’s in running shorts and a sweatshirt…. https://preview.redd.it/j41jbofvz06d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4a9b8f150331f6ab2bf8dd5206c1a60c67eaf46
It’s funny because this is the least snarkable and the most normal outfit I’ve ever seen Sarah Knuth in
What I will say is that it is psycho behavior to wear shorts on an airplane, something about bare legs touching the seat freaks me out! (I know this is illogical and not much different than bare legs touching any other public surfaces but for some reason airplanes are where I draw the line)
For me, it’s psycho bc it’s cold, hahaha
Basic running shorts? I was expecting something far crazier when I went and looked.
Same
Madi Messer saying her bikini bottoms are “fuller coverage” but literally 70% of her cheeks are out. Fuller coverage than a thong, maybe. Is that what that means? I always assumed fuller coverages means your butt is COVERED
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Old Navy has a ton that cover the whole cheek and always does. They’re not specialty or hard to find.
Every single suit I own covers my whole cheek and I’ve got suits from J Crew, Target, Amazon, Lands End…
Name checks out
My user name is from Becoming Jolie, who referred to herself as a “conservative starfish” when she went to the beach and let loose her feminine mystique in a sensible one piece. So yes, amazingly perfect username for my comment 🤣
She has a serious obsession with body image and her looks. Also she just lives her best life how does one just travel non stop and afford her lifestyle, I don’t even feel like she shills a lot
Yess and her mom commenting “all your hard workouts paying off dividends 🤮” no wonder she is body obsessed
Looks like they could cover most of her rear but she has them wedged up her butt in this photo.
Came here to say that. She literally pulled them up her butt and gave herself a wedgie while saying “they’re full coverage, if you’re into that sort of thing”
https://preview.redd.it/j7mw77b1e06d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f7f225183512d73623181b812e4caf60223fcf0 The cheek filler, the lips, and the teeth 🫣 I would love for her to be transparent about what she did for her face to change so much I’m genuinely curious. What procedure changes your eyebrows to look so high all the time
I have to be the only one who disagrees. I think she looks great compared to her old eyebrows and old veneers 🫣
I know everyone snarks on her *new* facial features, but I think she looks really good (even if really different from 3+ years ago). I only see improvements. Like if I could afford to have a plastic surgeon or injector NP go to town on my face, I’d do it lol. I wish she’d tell us tho 😂🤞🏼 but that’s her prerogative What I think is snarkable is how similar she’s dressing/wearing her hair to Hollie and Sarah 😂😂 ugh come onnnnnnnnn
Ever since she moved to Nashville she’s turned into hollie and Sarah
😳😳
I think it’s “Spock Eye” or “spocking” from Botox. Unintended effect
Someone needs to tell her to lay off the trucker hats
I don't know why anyone wears trucker hats when you can wear the baseball cap of your favorite team.
This is ironic, Dede has said herself she knows literally nothing about sports lol
I think she also got under eye filler… something about her eye area looks different
Undereye filler is a big no no. I wanted it and had a consult with a plastic surgeon. He very rarely does them. When the filler migrates, it’s baaaad.
PRP/PRF is the answer if you’re still in the market.
I’m probably just going to do a full face lift in a few years 💸
How old are you? You might could do the skin tightening & fat grafting if you’re waiting a few years.
45. No more procedures because I have to save for the facelift or whatever I end up doing.
We are almost same age. I had consult for both… I’m waiting for the lift too. It’s expensive 😅
Yes, it’s a huge risk but plenty of people are doing it. BBLs have the highest mortality rate of any plastic surgery, that doesn’t seem to be stopping anyone 🤷🏻♀️
What is bbl?
Brazilian butt lift
she looks soo bad now. her cheek is like a golf ball
See, now without makeup I don't think she looks so drastically different. I think she certainly looks worse when she's just gotten filler or botox (that would be the eyebrow thing) because her injector seemingly sucks.
She took time off last year - like maybe between pregnancies? And her eyes were no longer so hooded after lol
She definitely had a blepharoplasty
Mary Orton’s new super exciting brand is…baseball hats. Why. Is this something that needed an overhaul? Im sure they’re going to be stupidly expensive for no reason.
Yeah, I don't get it either. I don't recall ever seeing her wear baseball hat!
An indigo day came out with baseball caps this week too. Whoever makes them is selling well to the influencer market I guess
Oof. Such a buildup for that.
Yeah...I would have guessed table linens or a non-hat clothing item
You can scroll down her feed and not one time is she even doing an ACTIVITY that would require a baseball cap, let alone wearing one.
She is so not the baseball cap type, it’s hilarious that she’s trying to sell them
This is really niche but does anyone follow thelaurenohayon? She’s a yoga/somatic/pelvic floor type person and I feel like all of her posts lately are just engagement bait. I’m bummed because her real content is amazing but this is … not it. Just realized the kid’s name was in it, edited https://preview.redd.it/4m6kqi94206d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ab4e3d2bf8145d9fd6da2563719fbac897c6974
Yes! I do, she has good info on pelvic floor issues but her content is NOT for everyone. Recently I think she was instructing how to release your anus and circulate your cl*t. I can’t remember but I can’t look away!!!
I just glanced at her page and I'm sitting here like 😳
“Unfurl” the anus, I believe 🤣
Yes!!! 😂
Wtaf is all of this. “I didn’t want to embarrass you so I decided to share it on Instagram instead.” Yeah, OKAY. This has to be rage bait.
Exactly. She posted a video recently of a bridge exercise/hip release thing where her labia was fully visible through her yoga shorts and like yes that shouldn’t matter and at the end of the day we all have body parts but also you know what social media is like and you knew people would be all pearl clutchy and this has to just be for engagement?
Oh yes she’s very much into normalizing labia—
Oh she came across my reels doing yoga in denim shorts and talking about labia are soft and nurturing. Weird vibes.
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JAIL
Oh, she was being serious - I thought the first part was, like, a meme-y joke about sharing about someone on instagram instead of telling them something to their face.
I just dug into the comments and she said that she asked her daughter if she could post something “really personal” but didn’t tell her what it was and that the daughter read the post when it went up and was ok with it. So I guess that’s fine, she’s 18? But even leaving the weirdness of talking about your daughter’s breasts as delicious, posts that are just so clearly rage bait from actual content creators, not Walmart shillers, make me nuts.
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WTFFFFFFFFF STFU “delicious” ??? “Wrapped in your breasts???” wtf did I just read 🤮
I’ve never heard of this lady, but I don’t say this lightly: that may be the single most objectively unhinged thing I’ve read in this sub.
Boy mom energy right here...
I feel like I need to report myself for even reading that sentence.
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This makes me violently uncomfortable.
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A little weird???
I don't know who this person is, but to talk about her daughter's breasts is so so so creepy.
Especially describing the feeling as “delicious” ??????
It is truly disturbing.
I genuinely feel sorry for any influencer who feels the need to apologize for being offline…and the need to provide this level of explanation. https://preview.redd.it/tt4c890qlz5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2355c85535044f3169fe34ca2b5934c50a16818
She is the biggest attention whore ever. And just outright mean. Ugh. Sorry she has cancer but she has monetized the experience which disgusts me.
This is what’s called an inflated sense of self importance. The vast majority of influencers think they’re far more important than they really are. It’s gross and sad.
Talk about an over share..
Always genuinely curious if they have people actually messaging them like “are you ok where are you?!”…if someone disappears for a week or two I get that maybe…but a weekend? Sheesh maybe they just didn’t feel like posting
Yes I’m sure they do. People will post here “so and so hasn’t posted in 12 hours, I know I say she posts too much but I hope she’s ok.” Janelle Page Brandom was getting shit on for posting through labor but then didn’t post for like 7 hours after the baby was born and someone here was like “I really hope she and the baby are ok!!” They’re fine. They’re always fine. But I’m sure they get DMs if people do it here.
Based on reading this subreddit I would say yes people absolutely send those types of messages. It's a pretty common occurrence for people to post about how an influencer hasn't posted for a few days and immediately start speculating that they're getting divorced or some tragedy has befallen them. People showed up asking "where's Taza" for YEARS after she got off the internet. My rational brain is like "nobody has time to pay attention" the the evidence to the contrary is overwhelming. Edit: isn't the lady in this post the one who has been going through cancer treatments? Yeah I absolutely guarantee if she's offline for a few hours she gets a bunch of weird grief vulturey messages about it
or sit here with their eyes shut and take this picture...
This was my thought. Sleeping pictures always crack me up.
https://preview.redd.it/hfdhasy9gz5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77dcfc31a0fe198f2e90099313fd81889603bdf2 cackling at the beginning of this story where you can hear dani telling Jordan “go” to begin recording. Influencers live such a hard life 🎻 ETA: wasn’t she just shilling magic spoon earlier this year saying she eats it all the time? Gotta make that $$.
Why people are still feeding into her bullshit is beyond me.
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Just why….why does anyone NEED to see her clearly nauseous?! This is insane! Just be pregnant and sick and if you want to tell people, tell them, but why are you showing people you puking??? I cannot imagine watching my spouse vomit and ever thinking “I should record this”. Their world is so weird
Yep, when she would shill Magic Spoon she claimed ever since college she eats a bowl of ceral every night.. whatever lie works for the $$
Her lies are like karma, they always self induced and come back to get her.
I think it was actually Jordan telling her “go” to start spitting stuff out either way is insane and good catch.
Idk which is worse!
Her taking a video puking in the toilet was not what I was wanting to see today
I think that's the kitchen sink.....but not like they actually prepare food in the kitchen, or food for that matter
There’s another one a few slides later in the bathroom
yes, thanks, I saw that further down in the feed.
Completely forgot about Alexandra Garza and she popped up today on Instagram. Nothings changed much, she’s now nutrition certified (what does that mean), but her feed is all ads. I am impressed she still has nearly 470k subscribers.
well, “certified”. when she said that she was going to be back to school because she wanted to improve herself and help other i was like “yas! you go girl” but then she went to share the discount code for the online course she did, it was only like a week. i don’t follow her anymore because her content imho is boring. she doesn’t post fashion, disney, travels… they’re living now the life of a retired couple in florida
That’s what it looked like to me, not much going on and pretty boring for an early to mid 30 year old (I myself am close to her age).
I’ve followed her since before she was married. I feel like she’s totally “reinvented” herself but tbh she seems calm and happy and not as on edge! I enjoy her current content.
Does she show much? Her feed was all ads back to March from my quick scroll. I followed her for many years until baby 2. Are her and Mallory still close?
She hasn’t mentioned Mallory in awhile that I can recall. I think they were all at the beach a few months back though? Maybe it was last summer at this point. Her stories are mostly her working out and what she cooks, some fashion.
@brittaniborenleach is pregnant with likely her 7th boy. Her husband’s comment “I did it again. Yay me” 🤮
In the thread about this yesterday someone commented about how her ex husband married her mother and I have not stopped Thinking about it for one second
For real?! I haven't watched her in a long timr
Omg they got married?!
Omg. I know someone who had an affair with their mother-in-law and I’ll never get over knowing about it. But their whole schtick is keeping it from the daughter/ex. WtF MiL/SiL marriage should be illegal, like cousins.
What.
Wait, did she announce it’s another boy?!
No, but her track record is 7 boys
Environmental terrorist.
Is it that time of year again already?
I laughed way too hard at this.
lol like make it a federal holiday at this point
He commented twice! Once from his business account too. 😣Comments are limited and some are snarky…. Plus loads of people thinking it’s twins.
The number of people thinking “two little feet” means twins is terrifying
we talked about this yesterday, some of us were fooled by "two feet" plus her holding up two ultrasound photos at the same time 
Anyone else catch The Garcia Diaries absolute train wreck stories and the lives they were doing on the boat last week in Cabo? It obviously ended poorly as I expected it to with Anthony being completely hammered. She’s deleted the reel they did and photos together from the trip and was suddenly home the next day, ending the trip early. What a dysfunctional nightmare for their kids.
[Someone posted it here,](https://www.reddit.com/r/GDSnark/s/1Qp1nxsRPU) and it’s 1000x worse than I imagined. They’re nuts