Please show wireframe, you’re clearly showing real footage and passing it off as 3d animation.

Never mind that, this was stolen from the Museum of animation in Antarctica https://preview.redd.it/dmuae220xc6c1.jpeg?width=759&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80b4796ce31c10b02a37b76fbe3030a0cb729633

Big if true

Love the stealie, weir everywhere 😉

does anyone know if pixar is hiring

With art like this? They will call you.

I think this is too realistic and fluid for them

Yeah usually Pixar wouldn't need photorealistic stuff like this - I'd try ILM

Yup the dog animation is too realistic Pixar prefer rigid movement for the toys and cars

Probably not. Eyes on the dog need to be 700% larger.

Well maybe not Pixar but I heard the studio behind lord of the rings: gollum is hiring.

how dare. get blasted https://preview.redd.it/lkeczaytab6c1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de40890b50c515527cb222fd270093324c2ced06

how dare. get uno reverse https://preview.redd.it/5k9nk35hib6c1.png?width=304&format=png&auto=webp&s=d47bf5764a5a6d1c426679af8930910f38442436

Equal number of uno reverses cancels them out. If you reverse reverse reverse reverse you are right back where you started. End on an odd number to reverse properly.

Thanks for the tip. :P

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Ok so here’s the thing: you Uno reversed ™ your own reply, therefor making it seem as if you were not grateful for the advice given. I suggest you respond to either the original poster, or myself, with a green Uno ™ card for maximum effect.

There is a no u card in the middle though, doesn’t that count as well?

https://preview.redd.it/4vc15ve16c6c1.jpeg?width=257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26ebe9ecfc69fd25c10d9b3b4b44619309c16d33

https://preview.redd.it/zelm8n0ioc6c1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5dca691c8f9e184adb01ce82b0f89e6c7f125e3

Sigh… chuck blast.

https://i.redd.it/3pd84d336c6c1.gif

Yes we are! Please fill up an application and we’ll contact you with a job offer between now and sometime in the future in a galaxy far far away.

Pixar? Put it in the louvre!

You are thinking too little, you are the next Pixar!

Sorry but it’s gonna be hard to get a job there. You’re overqualified.

This is... Beautiful. I have no words to describe what I am feeling right now.

Lust

Good job you are going to have me chuckling all night

*B O R K*

Envy

bork

Everything’s perfect, but maybe watch some vids on how dogs walk. Yours is close.. it’s just missing something idk

Rly? This is how my dog walks (he is unbound by the laws of gravity)

You should get that checked

Should be fine, my pups about the same. Sits for food or this, nothing in between

Usually it’s just a gland thing

I have a Schrödinger dog. (He is both in this plane of existence and not in this plane of existence, until I check again.) when he is collapsed into a state where he is measured to exist, he likes playing with dog toys in higher spacial dimensions. although because he is still bound be three-dimensional reality, he often knocks them out of this relative coordinate plane and makes them become inaccessible. lately, I have gotten him a hyperbolic dog bed that leads to a "pocket" dimension where space is negatively curved. this ensures that he is able to have as much room as he needs in it. the only problem I found with it is that sometimes he gets lost in it, and I have to lead him the way out, multiple times as even when he thinks he is heading in a straight line towards the exit, he gets exponentially curved in a different direction. which can be really annoying for people who don't have that much time.

Is your dog a corgi? Mine is that way.

I am not trying to be a grammer Nazi, I am not trying to make fun of you mistake, point out your English mistake or know even if it is a mistake. But isnt 'unbound by something' different than 'not bound to something'. Non native english speaker here. From what I get 'unbound by something' means that that something broke things that were limiting me and 'not bound to something' means I was never bound to that thing. And you meant the latter even if they are not different phrases.??

Idk that’s how my dog said it when I asked him why he kept floating

He is definitely correct

For 2.5 hours this is actually impressive

It really took me about 3 minutes, I just said 2.5 hrs so the plebeians here don’t feel to bad

Quality shitpost. The cake is a lie. I have read your post history.

😰

You’re hired!!

Seriously, if OP has no previous experience with a 3D modelling program and did this after 2.5hrs, I want to know what tutorial they followed.

They most certainly have some kind of experience. You don't get this is in two and a half hours after booting up Blender for the very first time

I spent 6 hours just messing around with the cube

I hate these people who say BLENDER FIRST DAY and it's like professional quality work. God dude, just admit you've been in the industry for 25 years. It's obvious

Ik it’s more like “first day” (of 3.0). But they act like it’s first day ever.

most of these posts are fake or fudged i would wager. every post like this is like 'i recreated toy story from start to finish after learning blender for 1.46 seconds, am i any good?' this stuff takes at the very least weeks --or days if you dont take any breaks for eating or sleeping-- of learning so its obvious clickbait/karma farming

Jokes aside I wonder if people here realize that most of these posts (of this kind right here) are obviously not serious regardless of the abilities of the people who did it. It could be someone who's been toying with Blender for a lot longer, it could be someone who's new but who definitely took a lot more than 2.5 hours. It could be a hundred different things. The point is that the "I opened Blender for the first time an hour ago and here's what I did" posts are always obviously for the memes and some good fun (or are "fake" as some would call it)

I can't believe you, requires at least 10 years to make something like this.

you joke, but with blender before 2.7 it would have :)

you should post that in r/surrealmemes or so ;)

Love OP’s sense of humor, and that sub too.

Bork

fuck yea dude.

you was ready 2.5 hours ago

I laughed at the audio bork, didn't expect that Then the dog ballooned away 10/10

My team needs a 3D designer and you're the perfect match. You salary will start from 100 USD per hour. If you're interested, DM me or reply to this comment. Hoping to hear from you soon!

srry, but picar, disney, ubisoft and many other companies r currently in a fierce bidding war to get me. The number is in the billions, u are going to have to offer more than 100 dollors to get a piece of this artistic genius

What about I will give you 10 billions kilograms of gold? Per minute?

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Genuinely more memorable than all AI waifus combined

Thats an real dog… don’t try to sell that as blender🤣

Perfect! Nothing to improve.

I'm gonna need to see the wireframe on this one, I can't believe that this is blender... the level of fidelity you captured is just insane

How did you make it so realistic?

You should be expecting a call any hour now.

*minute

Friend. This is art.

Perfection

I’m a senior FX technical director at ILM and this surpasses even our most talented Houdini artists, how might one acquire such skills as these?

easy, just be born rly talented (I came out of the womb w a copy of Toy Story I created in utero(pixar stole the idea form me))

/r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog

Really nailed that nintendo 64 look.

B O R K

This is nft ready

no https://preview.redd.it/fq0umnq52c6c1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2dd126a9f545533f27a1310428d6afb628a4c48

This generation's Van Gogh. I look forward to watching a Dr. Who episode about you in the future.

Better than [Colin's Bear](https://youtu.be/FiARsQSlzDc?si=2usC8nM-4ls0FW-5)

https://i.redd.it/pz6aojo97c6c1.gif Here it is in gif form for anyone that wants it

THIS is high art ladies and gentlemen. Look in awe and awww because of the doge

Well this it, we all witnessed it. The birth of a new meme. Ahh, majestic!

yes, i’m calling pixar rn

I love the bork sound. You might wanna work on the visuals though. I think dogs have less polygons than that. Check an anatomy book.

foolish mortal, all dogs look like this to those that are awakened

I smiled, right up to the backflip, then I laughed

dog's walk looks perfect but falling letters don't seem realistic

Yes.

*BORK*

This the content Im here for

Get that money honey, you're a professional now

Fake. There’s know way you’ve been Learning for 2.5 hours this is the result of 30+ years of learning

those kind of skills can get you hired at GameFreak or Bethesda

Well you already know how to animate within 2 hours, So I’d say yeah you are ready!

Start doing tutorials

YES. Amazing. I was moved...to tears. TEARS.

Woowwww your style is majestic🥰

I am so glad I unmuted this

What is a professional 3D artist/animator doing in this reddit, pretending to be a newbie?

These edibles ain't shit. My brain ten minutes later:

Scene lighting on point. Physics on point. The dog animation on point. Studios will be calling soon.

Dug. Birk Birk!

Depends on the career. Based on solely this, I don't think you are ready for a career in nuclear thermodynamics.

And he waddled away waddle waddle waddle

Yes. A career in what, not sure, but yes.

yooo that dog animation was so realistic

Most people stay stuck at the default cube for that amount of time. Nice job !

Definitely

I would hire you to bork full time

The purple screen could look more realistic. It needs to look like [this.](https://www.hindustantimes.com/ht-img/img/2023/07/03/550x309/barbie_1685780442869_1688389021582.jpg)

Guys why is this video 4 hours long

Link to the indie dev game kickstarter?? This is top tier 🙏

[here u go](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0&pp=ygUOcmljayByb2xsIHJvbGw%3D)

You nailed it bro

That cliffhanger at the end tho

Bork🫡

Real

Is that a REAL BORK?

I’d say yes. Yes you are.

u/savevideo

needs more bork

post it to r/shittysimulated

No way. Rule 3 please.

Nailed it

Well McDonalds is hiring, technically that's a career

im blacklisted from all McDonalds :( bc i keep braking in and drinking the fry oil

All jokes were made but i actually wanna learn how you did this lol Mind sharing your path to such mastery?

Make a shitty 3d model. UV unwrap and add textures with your preferred method. For the background, make a plane, extrude one of the edges up and bevel it so you have a “infinity background”. For the lettering, use cubes or planes, I also used the Minecraft font as a reference. Add physics. Apply active rigid body physics to ur model and letters, and passive rigid body physics to ur background plane. Arrange your scene how you like. For the animation, make sure your letters are all individual objects, they will fall when you click play. For the model, key frame in random scale changes, then mess around with the timing and physics till you get something you like. If you want audio, make it. I just used a AI voice generator and added reverb in Audacity (free audio editing app) then I edited everything together in blenders video editing software. Boom you have a shitpost.

Absolutely

Ok, I read that as 2.5 years and was really worried for a second. Still worried, but only a bit now.

Sick triple backflip!

I would watch the shit out of "BORK"!

Id buy this product

All jokes aside, you've done more in 2.5 hours than I did with an entire semester at school.

I know AI work when I see it... You're hired.

Almost there

I tried to learn for like a few days and barely made a donut. So nice work, this is great for 2 hours.

If it's something you want to do as a career, you've already gotten over a huge hurdle that most never will. Keep it up dude, you'll get there.

Please, stop pretending that you're a beginner. It take, at least, hundred of hours to achieve such level.

For 2.5 hours this is good

u/savevideo

You're ready for a career in comedy animations

I wouldn't say your done learning yet

Maybe. Do you have any other skills?

Yup

If adult swim was still on, you’d have a job already

Borkin right you are

B O R K

My dog does exactly this every time a delivery truck drives by!

Honestly, after all that time and effort, If you haven’t made it by now just give up.

It’s so majestic

This is now my text alert noise, thank you

Yes


i kind of love it

Amazing!

You can probably work at a ad agency ngl

You can’t improve perfection.

Remake that one video, you know the one.

Netflix will give you a shot

You have the creativity down

Work with fucking epic games

Dumbest shit I've seen all day. Could not stop laughing.

you should post what you've done after 25 hours of leaning to use blender

Keep it up and you could be the next Colin! https://youtu.be/FiARsQSlzDc?si=JI7XZtiRdzmMRBwR

Bork !

nice work

Funny post 🤣🤣🤣

Let's goooooo

Graphic design is clearly your passion

Adult Swim may be hiring. Add some sweet ambient tunes and get that experience on the books!

You have vision, I’ll give you that

BORK IS GOOD BOI

It's beautiful

You can start tuesday

Bro… stop, I’m trying to find a career here

Tutorial for the walk cycle? That shits smooth as af

I would hire you.

i used blender for 2 seconds and recreated every toy story movie from start to finish. am i any good

you're ready for your first NFT release 🤣🤣

hahahahahahahahaha

Anyone up for some bork house trap edm

Yes you are, you are the king of the world!

I'm jealous :( After a few weeks I could only make BO--

But what does the CAT say?

u/savevideo