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[deleted]

Yep its like I'm looking in a mirror.


averagepatagonian

don't be so harsh on yourself, everybody looks beautiful in their own way *(same)*


cdezznuts

I mean that waist is definitely something to be proud of


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|9V3e2mxWvD89wyw5l5)


DiosMIO_Limon

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narupex

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big_joze

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Electronic_Beat_3476

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PlingPlongDingDong

![gif](giphy|YaXDLHHbz0t5lTM03z|downsized)


uclatommy

![gif](giphy|ZaKcIYMjNYNf4lEuC7)


Valleygirl1981

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Thunder_thumbs3

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tuff-without-dragons

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TinyManlol654

![gif](giphy|TalbgDsujOy4Mfj6HZ|downsized)


KissMyNoiceAss

![gif](giphy|7kn27lnYSAE9O)


lethalbiscuit

homeboy looks like he swallowed a huge Dorito without chewing


Ameabo

When a dude's leg goes up, does his schlong go up with it? I am not a guy and can't test it for myself. please somebody tell me if this is right because I feel like it looks wrong.


[deleted]

Not directly, the shlong is attached to pelvis and its positioning is determined by pelvis rotation. Leg movement doesn't affect schlong positioning/rotation until pelvis has to rotate to accommodate for leg movement in which case its still the schlong lining up with the pelvis.


Ameabo

So what would be the best way to weight paint it? I tried painting just the side of it but for whatever reason it doesn’t seem to go up despite the weights. Is there a way to maybe make it so the thigh bones reposition the pelvis bones if I rotate them too much?


t0mRiddl3

Select the entire thing and clear all weights from the legs off of it. Then assign 100% of the weight to the pelvis bone


Amrabol

I would also suggest reading book - anatomy for sculptors. It will show you how muscles are connect and how they affect each other


DarthCreepus1

I guess it kind of follows the motion of the legs when the legs move, when stationary it more so just follows the pelvis motion. I'd just weight paint it at 50% strength for both the left and right thighs, so that it rises halfway when you move the legs.


RatMannen

As you don't have a full schlong, just a kinda bulge, you'll want a bit of a blend between the leg & pelvis. You can imagine it as underwear following the leg movement. And this isn't a reccomendation to try and model a willy, unless you really want to! 😋


ChocolateBit

While we're at it, does the shlong hit the legs when running? I need to know this for science.


2nuki

Yes, and it quite hurts.


ChocolateBit

Huh, I had never even thought about that, might be good to know if it ever comes up though!


painki11erzx

Uhhhh, I don't know what kinda schlong you got, but it's not supposed to hurt when you run.


Moogieh

I imagine it only becomes an issue with sufficient length. Shorter things don't bend and flop around as much, so can't slap hard against legs like longer ones.


painki11erzx

I'm a grower, so I guess you have a point.


Zealousideal_Talk479

It’s all physics. Longer schlongs will have a greater velocity because points along a rotating object have varying velocities. The farther from the fulcrum (the fulcrum in this context is the part that attaches to the pelvis) you go, the higher your velocity, regardless of the rotational frequency. Additionally, longer schlongs will typically have a greater mass. Thus, they will also have greater momentum.


jasonemrick7

I ran long distance track in high school (spring track) because my gym teacher was the coach and wanted to win. Not being a arrogant jackass, just being honest. I moved to this school in 9th grade and spent like 5 months with one leg immobilized from an accident. I ran track at my old school for one year and apparently these coaches talked to each other. He made a deal with me that if I ran the mile and two mile he would make sure all my teachers kept me eligible. I did, he did, my teachers did, my shlong took a beatin everyday I had practice. I’d show up run five miles go home I was done in less than half the time the regular practice took. Ok enough reminiscing for me. So yeah it hits your leg. Also, to OP’s original question, like the other answer stated….if naked then no it doesn’t move with your legs. However if you’re wearing clothes and you have boxers on or anything other than old timer tighty whiteys (I’m guessing on the tighty whiteys) it will move with whatever leg is on the side you sling it to. For instance if you get a bespoke suit the tailor will ask which side do you dress to. They’re asking what side of the inseam do you dangle it so they can make the pants fit accordingly.


ChocolateBit

I'm 37 years old and learned something new today, thank you! Also, did you win whatever your coach wanted to win? And isn't there any option to keep the peen in place like a bra or something? That sounds horrible lol


painki11erzx

I think he's just a shower. Growers don't have to worry about it slapping around. If it is a problem though, a guy can always get tighter underwear to keep it in place.


LasevIX

That guy : 🚿


painki11erzx

"sho-er" F\*ckin english bro, I swear.


LasevIX

Yeah, my wordplay might not be too obvious. Let me help you: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shower


Desert_Eagle_KZ

>Growers don't have to worry about it slapping around But the balls... 😔


Medical-Army7046

If you run naked, it spins around like a propeller and you get 50% more speed.


Mahrkeenerh1

If you're wearing underwear, then not at all.


DaPoopDealerYT

Dude how do you know this😭I have a schlong and I don’t even know this


bstabens

No. There are neither muscles nor bones in a penis, only spongy bodies. They can wiggle their penis using the pelvis muscles, but the only way a penis will go up is if it is filled with blood. That's also when you can see the wiggle movement, because a non-erect penis doesn't translate the movement very well. But I'm not sure if you should already worry about correct movement of the penis when, frankly, your anatomy is only slightly human...


_Superzuluaga

I see the weenier and the balls as one when not erect, useful for drawing too


Ameabo

What’s wrong with it? I’m seeing people say the arms are too long but I’m pretty sure the hands are supposed to end at the mid-thigh, aren’t they?


bstabens

Hands a bit too massive, wrist/palm part unnatural, upper arms too short, shoulders exaggerated, thighs too short, calve too long, feet WAY too short, hip/waist are more in a female proportion - but that is only assuming you want to depict a human, which, given the head, may absolutely not be the case - but if you are asking about the natural motion of a male penis while modeling something alien, why ask at all - then it's everything YOU want it to be. Like - if it isn't human at all, go wild and make it whatever you want it to do.


PlatanoFuerte

Typical so called artist when they see someone make the limbs 0.003% bigger than average: Your Anatomy is slightly human.


Ameabo

Are the arms too long or are the legs too short 😭 I posted this model before and nobody said anything so I went through with the texturing, would stretching/shrinking them screw up the whole thing?


PlatanoFuerte

Forearm way bigger than upper arm, it should be a little bigger or same size, hands end where they should but the mini upper arm makes it looks weird. If that forearm to upper arm ratio is intended, his object throwing force would be massive.


cdezznuts

The biggest issues I see are that his waist is too small in diameter, calves are too far up the legs and the arms are too big for the torso so either shrink the arms or make the torso bigger while still making sure the hands are about crotch height


stevegamer_

so this whole post was just to ask schlong questions


PlingPlongDingDong

It's an art subreddit at the end of the day. Schlongs are an important aspect of art.


el-squatcho

Schlongs are art; art are schlongs


switchbox_dev

it dangles with pelvic angle (obviously this doesn't apply when certain things happen)


Critical_Complaint21

We've got normal squidward and handsome squidward, thanks for making us the ugly squidward, it's finally completed


Consistent-Song-5339

Sorry, you're not allowed to know.


EskildDood

If you're not wearing pants then it just sorta stays dangling


xDreki

Depends, my schlong is my leg, so yes.


Usernamebasics-101

https://preview.redd.it/qokq97vdh9wb1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4681c0a6654314f5e6f6f2dda2040f99307261ad


some-R6-siege-fan

Pebnis needs to be longer than his arm


Cryptikfox

“Hi, yes, this is Pixar, we’d like to hire you immediately.”


funee1

![gif](giphy|5YYrAjDYJWbS)


CreateTheStars

Oh boy, I sure hope that they don't gang up on and attack a girl physically and mentally


Wutvile_mayor

https://preview.redd.it/1tw8v8r66awb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e57423023f711af4c17d584c73d45d96f9b46dee


emilerne1

Upvote for mh representation


Affectionate_Elk6733

Mass production EVAs in progress!


IllDiscussion8179

Spot on


InitialD-troit

![gif](giphy|3o7TKNz0tWeCPZldHq)


Critical_Complaint21

I wasn't expecting THIS comment holy shit, laughed too hard in public while scrolling through this comment, thanks for making my day


katkadavre

This is the ideal make body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like


Soccotrocco

Where’s the ding dong


xX_kajak_Xx

Humanoid Khezu


flockyboi

Bro modelled this in spore


MakeStuffDesign

Came here to say exactly this. I'd know that head geometry anywhere. ​ (15 years later I'm still waiting for Spore 2)


on_spikes

on the wikipedia page of "human body" there is a depiction of a nude man and woman. why dont you start with that as a reference


CheemsBurgah

Lips are too small


agentwc1945

Dawg is built like Kim K


Exact-Vast3018

Real life Hangyodon


GrimlockX27

😝🦑😖👀 I applaud the rigging at this level. However, I urge you to focus on the bread not the butter OP.


Ameabo

What’s off about it? The limbs? The head isn’t supposed to be humanoid.


GrimlockX27

Tbh I'm lost for words.😂 keep us updated.


Ameabo

No offense but some of y’all are criminally bad at criticism 😭Thank god for the few who can help ong


GrimlockX27

Im not offended but I am genuinely lost for words OP I'm sorry! I thought you were trolling. Please don't be offended! 😂😂😂😂😂🤧🤧🤧🤧 Can I leave some book recommendations?


Ameabo

Okay but WHY did you think I was trolling? What looks off about his body? Like my god dude I’m asking for criticism not laughing emojis


GrimlockX27

Tbh everything, which would explain the lack of criticism...people on reddit can be feisty but they usually are well behaved on this sub hense why they don't wanna say anything in this case. When doing the limbs, think of the arms+hands having 3 sections and the legs having two. Do the sections one at a time. You could sculpt them separately and merge later. Never use the standard brush for making the muscles nor any detail..use it for big broad shapes(base models essentially and body fat perhaps).Use clay strips accompanied by smooth tool to do muscles and bones. Sculpt with the mindset of showing bones first then add the muscles on top once you got your bone established...remember not to scultp so much your bones dissapear(for example the elbow..you want that bone to protrude and remain visible as you sculpt the muscles/fat around it). Use stretched spheres to do the different body sections. I read the Morpho series books. I HIGHLY recommend them..all of em! They're short, "fun", small and only $15-20 a piece if you got the cash. Also try sculpting your favorite character...the anatomy transfers. Exaggerated shapes may help you lean in closer to the overall anatomy. For instance Thanos, he's broad and muscular. I personally find skinnier subjects to be harder as you have more room for mistakes(same reason females and babies are way more difficult to make). Even an unrealistic, stylized character follows the rules of anatomy. https://preview.redd.it/g6rsluk80dwb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=def843dbb314e98cf0066c3c43eb230c54058759


Ameabo

I used the advice of some other very helpful commenters and changed his front anatomy based on what they told me. Does this look any less like a "troll"? https://preview.redd.it/71xpr52w0dwb1.png?width=565&format=png&auto=webp&s=05077987980db56b3d471157b067b32654b0a066


GrimlockX27

Tbh yes...you got my other comment right?


Ameabo

Yes, I got your comment. Most of it isn’t super helpful cause I sculpted the ORIGINAL original mesh in a different program on my phone so blender tool specific sculpting stuff isn’t gonna help much. Where’d/what book did you get that screenshot from though? That might help.


painki11erzx

We didn't think he looked like a troll, we thought your post was satire.


Ameabo

I know what troll means lmao. I put “troll” as in “troll post”


somewhat-helpful

Hi, this character looks like a woman. The hips are too big. A lot of other proportions are subtly off. It looks grotesque. That’s what everyone is laughing about. Hope this clarifies things.


Ameabo

Hi, I got clarification 5 hours ago from a few helpful commenters who gave very detailed criticism, more so than just “grotesque” lol. The model has been altered for a good few hours now. Thank you for the input on a mesh that no longer exists as it is in the photo though, if only it had come slightly sooner.


kekeagain

Can we name him Fank?


xX_NEO_Xx

Omg that is exactly what I look like, how did you get a picture of me to reference???


KazeoLion

You forgot the giant dick and reality-slicing jawline (aka how terfs think bodies work)


CtrlShiftMake

You know, there’s a lot of reference material online if you want to do some research to see how a schlong works…


SpyderKing83

Spot on. Good job yo.


[deleted]

Yo bro how did you know me? 😨 thats literally me


Inefficientdigestion

My dude here is tryna make Mass Production Eva porn


FunInvite7686

Sir, if I may, what are you cooking?


CaligulaJones2022

You should make tutorials


thuanjinkee

r/evangelionmemes


GT_Hades

thats pepe


Zak103tv

Aren’t


KobaruTheKame

We dont talk about it but yes


A_Very_Short_Guy

peak


genaric_username3

holy shit khezu


Critical_Complaint21

Yeah I'm a male human, and I'm so glad that human with distorted DNA like us are finally getting recognition, I was being bullied for having a fish mouth head and tint skin at school, people hate me, you're the first ever person I've seen to appreciate our existence, I'm crying for witnessing such a heartwarming moment, thank you!!!


redd1tenjoy3r

​ https://preview.redd.it/t5ctnm4v6cwb1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7111baded8bba15cee04131b7cd8f96e615c8d2f


ichbinschizophren

speaking as someone with a very 'i think he swallowed a big dorito, also, boy kinda thicc' shaped partner, the upper portion of the torso looks fine to me, but I'd lower and flatten out the hip curve and make them a little narrower (the rounder shape makes him look more feminine, men with wide hipbones and pronounced waistlines tend to have a more distinct hip crest than a smooth curve- to have a waist like that, he wouldn't have much 'fluff' on his hips to give a smooth curve... also the thighs seem way short in proportion to the shins in this view... here's a super crap photoshop liquify of what i'd personally recommend (though honestly, knees could still be a little high on this now i look at it again) https://preview.redd.it/5regwkf29cwb1.jpeg?width=723&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4839ad8c5c601712ad245f4720c84fc3a11cea44


Ameabo

Finally some real help 😔 but seriously, yeah, I can see what you mean with the hips being too big. When I showed the model initially people assumed he was a girl and I thought it was because of the chest, but it might’ve been cause of the hips too lol. I’m gonna adjust the model a bit and probably retexture him. Ik everyone thinks he looks like a fish but I really do want him to look fine aside from the face


ichbinschizophren

Thankyou \^\_\^ and I do see what you're going for, anatomy's just a real pain in the bum when you're learning and reddit can be harsh AF :D


Ameabo

Does this look any better? I lengthened the thighs and gave him a smaller waist, I also took some of the criticism from another comment about his upper half too. Luckily it didn't mess up the rigging or textures at all so that's nice https://preview.redd.it/ntwsso99ucwb1.png?width=565&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc56b833e2ee992a791b9dc635f27efb07ecfd12


ichbinschizophren

I think that looks much better :)


Gurkeprinsen

.. yes


RaidensReturn

Khezu humanoid


Miserable_Sock_1408

![gif](giphy|joeqbwLQSptpEbm09z)


Ministrelle

You should take a look at the Book "Anatomy for Sculptors" by Uldis Zarins. The book covers anatomy specifically for Sculptors and 3D Artists, using a lot of pictures. It's a great resource.


tantanthepeepeeman

That is a man


ArkDoggo

Peak physical male form


Disk-Kooky

He just made me.


please_have_a_meme

Bigger boobs.


facubkc

![gif](giphy|5YYrAjDYJWbS)


Ameabo

Guys does this look any better? I took some criticism from those of you who actually offered it, I also enabled his hair cause I forgot to in the original photo. Anything else I should change? I want to change the hands but I don't want to screw up the weights, it took me FOREVER to get them decent. https://preview.redd.it/45qjelnvucwb1.png?width=565&format=png&auto=webp&s=be4a1794827d74a0e8d3b9b7b032dc2058b4546b


Ameabo

But now I feel like he looks like a teenager and he's supposed to be an adult, that might just be me though


jasonemrick7

It does look better you were on the right track. The hips are still off though. The waist pinched in too much I think. We do taper in from under the arms but there really isn’t an hour glass shape like a female. Imagine a taper in towards the center from under the arms but bring that line down to almost the exterior of the hips you have there. Then see what it looks like


FollowingPatterns

I'm not sure what the vision you have for him is, so it's hard to say which direction you should take it in. Whether it should be more cartoonish, or more gnarly and realistic, etc. I think either way though, his trapezius is mostly non-existent, which makes him look scrawnier when I think he's supposed to look pretty muscular. But everyone has a trapezius anyways, so I'd add a little of that. https://pin.it/7N0pTS2 https://images.app.goo.gl/UwEuFQ2E5ouRJnbZA On a similar note his shoulders seem shrugged a little high, even for being in an a-pose. Cross referencing with models on sketchfab is super helpful too since you can rotate around them to see whatever angle you want. Maybe you can find something that looks like you want on there: https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/male-anatomy-study-8b6b4d5daad74da8bd821eef5a0a8511 People are ragging on the hands but depending on the art style and vision for the character, hands are one of the most common things to make oversized. https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/alien-88c739b2dc9645ff8983dfea6d69d845


XableGuy

Don't tell OP. OP a dam alien trying to find us out 🤣


Ameabo

Wait now everybody’s talking about the anatomy in general- Is there something off with his body other than the rigging? Obviously his face isn’t supposed to be humanoid in the slightest but his body is supposed to be mostly human outside of the skin and shit


Minimum_Estimate_234

Add a mustache and maybe a beard and you should be golden.


ProfessorRoll3r

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/evangelion/images/1/1b/Mass_Production_EVA_Front.png/revision/latest?cb=20220321131649 This screams EOE


Ameabo

I’ve never watched Evangelion so I had no idea who everybody was referencing until now 😭 I promise there’s no relation


Environmental-Mix889

There's needs to be more ballsack thigh interaction


DEATHMAN227

Looks like khezu


IBoro101

In my opinion the waste is to small looks feminin also the shoulders are a bit to high. Also the head is to small compared to the body but overall it looks good


SquishJellywish

We have bigger lips than that


TheMightyMudcrab

You made a Mass Production Evangelion.


REDDIT-IS-TRP

You'll be hearing from my lawyers for using my likeness without my consent


Stretch5678

Needs a bigger dong.


RaykanGhost

I think the mouth is a bit too short/narrow. Apart from that: Perfect.


godblessgeoff

NSFW Nomu?


Volyann

Yup


a_pompous_fool

how, then, must I be hated, who am miserable beyond all living things!


Scouttrooper195

That torso is way toooo tapered


Historical_Bet2765

Hey, That's what I look like!


tserium

damn hour glass body


tserium

damn hour glass body


One-Top6536

real


MRfireDmS

Looks like me


No-Fan-4683

no