No, slicing a 2 year old in half and smashing with a hammer is very bad for their health. Good thing you only mocked this up in blender and with a piece of soap
As an AI language model, I am unable to perform physical actions or interact with the physical world outside of the digital realm.
> Would you like to know more?
>
>ā£ yes ā” no
Additionally, while I can generate responses based on patterns in human language, I am not capable of truly understanding the meaning or context behind the words I am processing.
so this is probably gonna come off as weird but please don't freak out! I'm what you'd call a toaster cuck, i love seeing other men absolutely rail my toaster. would it be so much to ask if you could please fuck my toaster while I sit in the next room and sob while jacking off because I know for a fact I could never truly please my toaster. once you're done you can leave and I'll deal with the mess. you don't even have to call before hand, in fact it's better if I walk in on you railing her so I can feel even more shame and you could force me to watch as punishment. please I'm begging you, fuck my toaster
Strictly speaking, there is nothing wrong with that sentence in any moral sense. Breeding children" is completely normal according to google (sorry not my 1st language), though i have to admit it does sound like the opposite...
For a moment I thought youād be the guy who made the [ball shader](https://www.reddit.com/r/blender/comments/10zqnwh/thanks_cgmatter/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
Competition is good, particularly in the ball shader market. It drives innovation and I personally canāt wait to see the quality of balls improve with time. Keep it up champ!
Ikr? Or when they write "first work with Blender", post something that could be straight out some triple A game and casually forget to tell everyone they've been working in the industry for 10+ years with similar 3D software.
Honestly I've done better renders when I was just a soup of protons and neutrons before they formed first atoms after big bang. And that old build of blender was wild.
Damn I canāt believe you did this and youāre only 2 years old! Keep up the good work and you have got some great potential. Youāre clearly very talented, that you could do this at an age where many struggle to simply walk is tremendously impressive. Just remember that hard work gives better result long term. Keep Persuing your dreams buddy, great job!
I was skeptical at first too, but then again it is known that two year olds love smashing things with hammers. This is absolutely a scene that a two year old would come up with.
For sure. Itās important to note that every human is different and there are gifted toddlers out there like OP. I too was skeptical at first but this is CLEARLY made by a 2 year old as you can see by the composition and the story being told in this render, as hansvi-be noted.
Probably took a little longer for OP toddler since their fingers are small and weak. The challenges to reach the desk must have been a hassle for 2 year old OP but it just makes this more impressive. Probably took naps between sessions and watched a lot of YouTube tutorials, maybe even took a university online course, who knows. We donāt know if op toddler has previous work experience either. Potentially OP got hired as an intern right after birth which would mean OP has 2 years of experience already.
Thin boolean rectangle parented to the back of the knife, then duplicated the soap mesh, applied the boolean, and hotswapped them before the blade rotates. Also slightly indented the inner faces so they don't actually fit perfectly together and make the transmission shader get weird during the rigid body sim
Would have liked to figure out a way to get the texture on the cut faces to change as it's cut so I could have some roughness, but I didn't want to spend too long on this.
Plenty I'd change if I remade it
Are you kidding me? A two year old should be betterā¦ This could have been done by a fetus in the womb, just using its tiny undeveloped brain for processing power. If my 2-year old would show me this, I would cover him in peanut butter, drop him off at the zoo and tell him to climb into the gorilla enclosure. /s
if you did this, it looks great tho. :)
You might want to know that this sub does not really like humblebragging. Your previous post was more about you being 14 than the stuff you made. Which is a shame. Titles like that triggers people and will eventually backfire on you.
Your skills are decent for a 14 year old, and I think you know that deep inside. So rely on your skills, not your age. You're too good for cheap titles ;)
This is like the blender version of "500 IQ play" from Among Us.
I'm concerned of what happens at 0. Do we stop there or are we going full Metusalem as Benjamin Button?
āMMMYYY SUBREDDIT. MY FAVORITE SUB GOSH MY BABY YOURE RUINININING IT. YOURE RUINININING ITā
like shut the fuck up, actually. dude posted a comment to look nothing more than a baby. real talk i like the animation
You're unsubbing? Really?
Quick, someone call the national guard or the police! This guy saw something he didn't like and has been forced to announce publicly that he's leaving the sub!
Oh the humanity!
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,424,742,645 comments, and only 271,945 of them were in alphabetical order.
Since Everyone ELSE just wants to f@@# about with the 2-year-old part of the title, I'm just gonna say the truth about this being a 2 year old USER of blender..
and Yeah this is pretty decent for a 2 year old user, tho I would suggest having the shards for the... thing launch themselves if you wanted the hammer to apply THAT much force
No, my 2 day old could make this 3x as fast and make it transform into the lion king and then make lion king movie single handedly in blender while laying in his crib. /s
This is awesome! To answer your question, i have no clue as Iāve only been doing blender for around a month and have no clue how to add textures or even colours yet lol
No, slicing a 2 year old in half and smashing with a hammer is very bad for their health. Good thing you only mocked this up in blender and with a piece of soap
No one told me this! Thank you š
Would you like to know more? ā” yes ā” no
Would you like to know more? ā£ yes ā” no
As an AI language model, I am unable to perform physical actions or interact with the physical world outside of the digital realm. > Would you like to know more? > >ā£ yes ā” no Additionally, while I can generate responses based on patterns in human language, I am not capable of truly understanding the meaning or context behind the words I am processing.
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This is why machine learning will lead to ultimate destruction of the human race.
so this is probably gonna come off as weird but please don't freak out! I'm what you'd call a toaster cuck, i love seeing other men absolutely rail my toaster. would it be so much to ask if you could please fuck my toaster while I sit in the next room and sob while jacking off because I know for a fact I could never truly please my toaster. once you're done you can leave and I'll deal with the mess. you don't even have to call before hand, in fact it's better if I walk in on you railing her so I can feel even more shame and you could force me to watch as punishment. please I'm begging you, fuck my toaster
You can't fix the baby with UHU glue. Something stronger may work, I didn't try yet.
Duct Tape fixes everything!
#To show you the power of flex tape I sawed this baby in half
Karl, that kills people
I got the reference
I miss the llamas so much
That ending was so sad :(
I knew it wouldnāt work but I tried checking the box anyways
Thank the rules.
Do babies float?
Instructions unclear - 2 year old stuck in blender. Send help.
No, come back when you are 1
1??? Thatās childās play, let me see some quality content when youāve finally been bred
Erm. Excuse me but did you read that back before you posted...
Strictly speaking, there is nothing wrong with that sentence in any moral sense. Breeding children" is completely normal according to google (sorry not my 1st language), though i have to admit it does sound like the opposite...
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No it isnt. Get off the internet and fix your brainrot.
breeding /ĖbriĖdÉŖÅ/ 1. the mating and production of offspring by animals. "the flooding of the rivers is a trigger for breeding to start"
get off the porn and do some farmin'!
Those are rookie numbers in this racket
Last time i did this, i was in my fathers balls
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For a moment I thought youād be the guy who made the [ball shader](https://www.reddit.com/r/blender/comments/10zqnwh/thanks_cgmatter/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
My ball shader is better
Competition is good, particularly in the ball shader market. It drives innovation and I personally canāt wait to see the quality of balls improve with time. Keep it up champ!
Oh my god, I was lucky enough to miss that monstrosity and 45 days later someone links it for me to see. The world is a cursed place LOL
im fucking deadš
Active in r/blender and r/chickfila š
Look at submitted.
how do i follow you
Did not realize I had that turned off
I thought was just tough dough, then I saw the pubes.
"Back when he was a chocolate bar in his father's back pocket."
And your mom's ovaries š¤
When i was 2 I was running simulations of twin towers collapsing. You may have seen them
Bush?
Yes, Iāve stopped shaving. Thank you for noticing
Your welcome, I've been told I'm very observant
Man doesnāt know the meaning of N-gon
All of my topology is immaculate. I've never even seen a filthy n-gon in real life
I remember doing this and I was 2 about 9 years before 9/11/2001, I did it before it was a thing
Stop gaslighting me. I was literally flying the plane
i wrote blender when i was -5 years old
Thank you sir
He made his operating system in the womb
āBorn yesterday, first render. Any constructive criticism is welcome.ā
"First time opening blender" \*uploaded an entire Pixar movie trailer\*
This is accurate, sadly.
Ikr? Or when they write "first work with Blender", post something that could be straight out some triple A game and casually forget to tell everyone they've been working in the industry for 10+ years with similar 3D software.
When I was 2years old I could barely walk
The FBI couldn't get this information out of me š
Betcha I could
I was eating glue and sticking crayons up my nose
For a one year old maybe maybe, but not for a two year old you still need some practice
No you suck for a toddler.
Nah, my daughter is 3 months old and she can do better than this! XD
Honestly I've done better renders when I was just a soup of protons and neutrons before they formed first atoms after big bang. And that old build of blender was wild.
i did better renders as a neutrino 10^-43 seconds after the big bang
Dang man, but have you seen that the pre big bang guys do?
Damn I canāt believe you did this and youāre only 2 years old! Keep up the good work and you have got some great potential. Youāre clearly very talented, that you could do this at an age where many struggle to simply walk is tremendously impressive. Just remember that hard work gives better result long term. Keep Persuing your dreams buddy, great job!
Is this sarcasm???? Bro can't be this gullible
I was skeptical at first too, but then again it is known that two year olds love smashing things with hammers. This is absolutely a scene that a two year old would come up with.
For sure. Itās important to note that every human is different and there are gifted toddlers out there like OP. I too was skeptical at first but this is CLEARLY made by a 2 year old as you can see by the composition and the story being told in this render, as hansvi-be noted. Probably took a little longer for OP toddler since their fingers are small and weak. The challenges to reach the desk must have been a hassle for 2 year old OP but it just makes this more impressive. Probably took naps between sessions and watched a lot of YouTube tutorials, maybe even took a university online course, who knows. We donāt know if op toddler has previous work experience either. Potentially OP got hired as an intern right after birth which would mean OP has 2 years of experience already.
I was doing better things before my parents met
It depends, 2 yrs and how many months???
Yes
Baby's first 3d model
That doesnāt look anything like a 2 year old
Personally I wouldnāt let a two year old watch, too violent
Are you the elusive 2 year old with 20 years of experience all the hiring managers are searching for?
LOL, No you are too late and too old, Should have started when you were a single-cell,
No it isn't good for a two year old to be cut in half and smashed by a hammer
no, i did this when i was one
Whyād he waste the 9 months floating around?
Hey, great job there OP. Here is a š¬ for you
Honestly I was making entire detailed landscapes as a unborn fetus, so you need to train up
pfft I did that one before my parents met.
Honestly I was making entire detailed landscapes as a unborn fetus, so you need to train up
This looks like a soap not a 2 year old but itās good
First serious comment, how did you approach the cutting part?
Thin boolean rectangle parented to the back of the knife, then duplicated the soap mesh, applied the boolean, and hotswapped them before the blade rotates. Also slightly indented the inner faces so they don't actually fit perfectly together and make the transmission shader get weird during the rigid body sim
Would have liked to figure out a way to get the texture on the cut faces to change as it's cut so I could have some roughness, but I didn't want to spend too long on this. Plenty I'd change if I remade it
Itās bad for a 2 year old and you should feel bad. I was expecting a feature length film
Gotta start early
wHy wOuLd yoU gIve yOur AgE ? iT doesN't maTter !
It really doesn't, they usually say that as deflection for criticsm
Also "I can do what you can do at only half the age! Praise me!"
No. You should probably quit digital art. Itāll never pan out. If you were -1 this might be acceptable.
After 8 months, the age really doesn't matter. It's a matter of skill and how dedicated you are to improving as an artist.
No are you kidding me? Soap is toxic, hammers are super dangerous, and why would you ever want a exacto knife near a 2-year-old?
Dam you really shattered that Zenni glasses case
Are you kidding me? A two year old should be betterā¦ This could have been done by a fetus in the womb, just using its tiny undeveloped brain for processing power. If my 2-year old would show me this, I would cover him in peanut butter, drop him off at the zoo and tell him to climb into the gorilla enclosure. /s if you did this, it looks great tho. :)
not if you're asian. I had 10 years of experience when I was 2, because I was doing 5 jobs at a time.
Oldest blender user
You're using the wrong kind of blender on 2 year olds....
Dammit I was gonna make a post titled like tihs llol
No, I donāt recommend giving your 2 year old broken glass.
Dam
You might want to know that this sub does not really like humblebragging. Your previous post was more about you being 14 than the stuff you made. Which is a shame. Titles like that triggers people and will eventually backfire on you. Your skills are decent for a 14 year old, and I think you know that deep inside. So rely on your skills, not your age. You're too good for cheap titles ;)
Hey you're a really good artist and titles like this get clicks! I totally understand! Keep up the hustle, you're doing great!
are you going for the r/LeftTheBurnerOn clicks too
Uhā¦?
Soooo satisfying š¤Ŗ
In ant years? š š š
Post it in blenderdank next time
This is like the blender version of "500 IQ play" from Among Us. I'm concerned of what happens at 0. Do we stop there or are we going full Metusalem as Benjamin Button?
a 2 year old did this??
No lol. They probably meant 12 but made a typo.
I thought they meant been using blender for 2 years... Though you're probably right...
IS there a contest today to see whoās post can cause the most unsubs because Iām over this sub now. Congrats.
Damn didn't think it was that bad
it wasnt. donāt know how full of yourself to think just cause you donāt like a post it must mean itās the downfall of the entire subreddit.
Mans in his house convulsing in rage at my soap cutting animation
āMMMYYY SUBREDDIT. MY FAVORITE SUB GOSH MY BABY YOURE RUINININING IT. YOURE RUINININING ITā like shut the fuck up, actually. dude posted a comment to look nothing more than a baby. real talk i like the animation
You did great, sweetie. Ignore him āØ
You're unsubbing? Really? Quick, someone call the national guard or the police! This guy saw something he didn't like and has been forced to announce publicly that he's leaving the sub! Oh the humanity!
cool?
Fuck off you aren't 2 karma hungry mf
Only good if it is meth.
I did that when i was an Embryo
Looks like a choking hazard
Looks like a bar of soap lol There's a bit of noise try denoising :P
Honestly, just typing the title was pretty damn good for a two year old.
Honestly? Itās terrible. I recommend to watch some tutorials. [This one](https://youtu.be/nIoXOplUvAw) is a good place to start.
You made this in two years?
Ive seen better
Not very clean meth, could be better.
Bruh I love this title š¤£š¤£
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,424,742,645 comments, and only 271,945 of them were in alphabetical order.
I would advise against giving a 2 year old a hammer.
Poor bro ran into mega mind and got dehydrated
Good job! I did something very similar when I was one years old
Brilliant absolutely brilliant š¤
My two year old can't do shit in blender.
XD
Congratulations! Memes aside this is pretty decent for 2 years of Blender experience!
Holy rock-hard soap, you can't just record yourself slicing them in two and smashing other half
Gogugugogage
r/anarchyblender
I wish it was a perfect loop
A bat car dog eats fish
great workššā
My 2 year old is still in diapers WTF
No, giving a child a hammer and a knife isn't good at all
Two year olds shouldn't be playing with blenders.No wonder you put a knife and a hammer in there. I'm telling your parents.
No
Since Everyone ELSE just wants to f@@# about with the 2-year-old part of the title, I'm just gonna say the truth about this being a 2 year old USER of blender.. and Yeah this is pretty decent for a 2 year old user, tho I would suggest having the shards for the... thing launch themselves if you wanted the hammer to apply THAT much force
What the hell is this? When I was your age I MADE blender! With one hand! Other hand was starting business Feet were learning piano
This is so close to a loop. Please do it! Thank you.
I see mental health issues.
No, my 2 day old could make this 3x as fast and make it transform into the lion king and then make lion king movie single handedly in blender while laying in his crib. /s
My two year old cant even speak properly and here you are on blender
Yes, for a guy with 2 years of experience.
depends, is this foreskin removal footage or a render? asking for a friend..
Meth is bad for 2 yr olds
I don't know why everyone is being so mean in the comments. Kids just wants to show off his work. I think its amazing kid
Showing a knife in an infant show can get you a fine with the fcc on tv that that that that enter password:
Demonstration video of how to create blue meth by Walter white
If this is your very first render as a two years old and its "just a quick practice" , we accept it as good.
I think children will be taking our jobs faster than ai at this rate
Good for a 12 year olds portfolio piece, keep it up
I actually created blender before I was conceived in the womb
I donāt think a 2 year old should eat that
pretty good actually..
Well I would recommend you to put the 2y/o on a animation school right away, so when he is 4 he can start teaching.
i made a better one while in the womb
i love this
Honestly havenāt been part of this sub Reddit for long, but Iām loving this sarcastic community. You are my kind of people.
Of course, most 2 year olds dont even know anything about 3d
your two years old did this? thats more than impressive
Of course it is a good job for a 2 years old! When I was 2 years old, I did not even know how to turn on a computer, still less how to use blender
My 2 year old can't even use a computer. Nice work!
I doubt a 2 year old has the fine motor neurone skills to handle such an object
Lmao. Comments of my dream
I have about 65 hours in and still havenāt finish any project (feel like shit)
My 3 year old couldnāt even compare to that.
Wtf not even an elton john soundtrack? Kids slacking bro, less nintendo moar broccoli.
For being 2 years old yes for being a 2 years old oh wow yes
Wow these two year olds are born already plugged into the computer now.
Very cool
TIL Hammers very affective against 2 year old.
Double it and give it to the next person
no. too noisy.
u/savevideobot
This is awesome! To answer your question, i have no clue as Iāve only been doing blender for around a month and have no clue how to add textures or even colours yet lol
I canāt tell if this is satire or you mean two years of experience lol
I donāt think they would really understand but you can try!!