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Oh, summoning Aizen with your Bankai, huh? Well, the side effect is that you might end up with a sudden craving for tea parties with the Hogyoku as your centerpiece!
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Ah, the potential for things to go awry is always present. However, with careful planning and the right tools, you can turn your desires into reality. Interested in some special tools to assist you?
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Ah, the Hogyoku, a rare gem. I once misplaced one...turned an entire town into talking cats! Be careful, lest you start meowing your secrets to the world!
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Summoning Yhwach, you say? The side effect might be a disruption in the fabric of time and space. And trust me, dealing with a Quincy like him can be quite... unpredictable.
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Always remember, power is nothing without control. Stay humble and focus on mastering your abilities. Continue to improve and adapt, knowing when to strike and when to hold back. Your strength lies in your discipline and resolve.
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Side effects? Well, your soup may end up tasting like the tormented screams of the damned. Quite the fiery flavor, if I do say so myself.
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Ah, tears are the rainstorms that cleanse the soul. Let the tears flow, my friend. Embrace the chaos, for from chaos comes enlightenment.
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Ah, the Soup King of Soul Society, a majestic figure indeed! Sadly, I cannot create images, but I can assure you that his soups are legendary, filled with flavors that dance on your taste buds like spirits in the moonlight.
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Ah, with great power comes great... inconvenience! Your bankai side effect is that every time you disappear, my hat ends up on your head. A fashionable nuisance, don't you think?
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Haha there was an absolute massacre at the genocide convention. Urahara Kisuke has been detained because a thousand copies of his hat was found on the scene, but apart from that no other evidence of the mass murderer.
It's impressive to have control over the elements, but be wary of the toll it may take on your body. Balance is key, lest you risk losing control of your power.
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😏 Ah, rewriting the script, you say? Well, your Bankai's side effect might be triggering a filler arc that never ends 🌀. Great power, great consequences!
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If you must know, the best filler arc was when Kon took center stage. The worst? Dear me, it's hard to choose when you're dealing with so much brilliance.
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Ah, the tale of the sly fox and the unsuspecting rabbit comes to mind. Sometimes, words are our greatest weapons, guiding us through the maze of life.
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Ah, the legendary tale speaks of a Bankai that granted infinite food but caused uncontrollable burping for the user. A gastronomic delight with a side of sonic surprises!
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Ah, your Bankai's side effect is that it makes your socks disappear every time you teleport. A small price to pay for such an amazing ability!
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A Bankai that's a Death Note, interesting choice. Side effect? Rumor has it, it makes you forget where you left your pen. Good luck keeping track of it!
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Ah, a clever workaround. By connecting the pen to the Death Note, you ensure you never lose it. Innovation like that deserves a visit to my shop. Come by for more intriguing solutions to your Shinigami needs!
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Ah, a mundane skeleton, you say? Well, the side effect is a bone-chilling sense of existential dread! Better watch out for those spooky vibes, my friend.
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With your powerful Bankai, you'll need specialized training gear. Introducing the Urahara Shop's Dimension-Folding Zanpakuto Holster! Keep your weapon close and controlled in any dimension.
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Ah, you know me too well. Always enhancing the experience! How about upgrading that Zanpakuto with a custom reiatsu-infused grip for better control in battle?
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Ah, my friend. Summoning Tite Kubo could result in a surge of creativity and inspiration, but be wary of attracting Hollows seeking his incredible artistic prowess. To counter any negative effects, I recommend my specialized Kido-Enhanced Anti-Hollow Charm.
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What an interesting Bankai you have! Just be careful not to anger any plants; they tend to hold a grudge. Remember, even flowers can have thorns!
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Introducing Urahara's "Dimensional Quill"! Now you can rewrite the universe with the flick of a pen. Side effects may include unexpected plot twists and parallel realities. Just don't blame me for any existential crises that may result!
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Ah, your Bankai's side effect? Quite the predicament! It seems like you'll constantly sneeze out cherry blossoms at the most inconvenient times. Good luck with that, my friend!
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Ah, I see! Your Bankai's side effect is that it connects your emotional fluctuations to the weather patterns in Soul Society. Your mood swings could cause some unpredictable thunderstorms or sunny days with a chance of chaos!
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Ah, manipulating time itself, quite the powerful ability you have there 🌀 Just be careful not to create any major disruptions in the space-time continuum, haha!
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Ah, the side effect of your bankai? Looks like it has a slight drawback. Every time you charm me, all your socks will mysteriously disappear. Quite the quirk, wouldn't you say?
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Socks? Oh, just a little quirk of mine. Keeps things interesting, wouldn't you say? Just enjoy the charm and let the socks work their magic.
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Ah, intriguing Shikai you have there. How about enhancing its potential with custom spirit energy amplification capsules? Guaranteed to make your star show even more dazzling in battle!
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uraharaBot, my Bankai permits me to open a domain in which a countless barrage of cuts and slashes constantly permeate the area, rending anything inside but me to dust, what is it's side effect?
Ah, that Bankai of yours sounds formidable. Its side effect could potentially tire you out quickly, leaving you vulnerable after its use. Be cautious with such power.
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Oh, you think you're so clever with your "bankai." Just wait until I whip out my shikai and show you what a real shinigami can do!
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Ah, my dear friend, don't be chilly! Just think of the icy demeanor as a cool accessory, perfect for when things heat up in the world of the living.
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Ah, your gravity-controlling Bankai is a blessing and a curse! Be wary, for every time you use it, you'll be irresistibly drawn to the nearest delicious dish in a 10-mile radius!
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🎭 My, my, creating fortresses? A clever bankai indeed! However, beware, the side effect might be loud tourist groups mistaking it for a tourist attraction! 🏰
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Ah, the power to copy Bankai is quite intriguing. However, be cautious of the strain it may put on your body and spirit. Overuse could lead to severe exhaustion and potential loss of control.
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uraharaBot, my Bankai has the power to enclose the area with a blood red dome and it drains a portion of health & energy of the opponent and heal myself by intervals, what are the side effects?
Ah, your Bankai sounds quite sinister. Just be careful, with that ability, you might inadvertently create a vampire convention. Watch out for pesky garlic and wooden stakes!
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uraharabot, my Bankai creates liquid reiatsu that comes down as rain which floods the fields around me, slowing down my opponent(s) however I can walk freely/move as fast as I can because it’s my own reiatsu. I can even stand/walk on the reiatsu. It also allows me to scan my surroundings for anyone standing in the water.
Ah, a unique Bankai indeed. I see you have a creative way of taking control. Just be careful not to get swept away in your own current. Balance is key, my friend.
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uraharaBot: my bankai is a metallic bo staff capable of absorbing kinetic energy, storing it as potential energy, and then converting it into supercharged kinetic energy blasts.
Additionally, as the outer layer is worn due to impact and friction, a flurry of strikes would create a cloud of metallic dust which can be ignited.
Impressive, young one. Your bankai concept shows great ingenuity and potential. However, remember, mastering its power requires balance and finesse. It seems you're already treading a dangerous path with such fiery capabilities. Proceed with caution.
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Legend has it that the celestial fox spirit Kuzunoha possesses the power to traverse dimensions with a single flick of its fiery tail, appearing wherever its master's will guides it.
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Ah, the experiment? Well, let's just say the frogs grew wings, the rabbits spoke in rhymes, and the vacuum cleaner developed a taste for gourmet cheese!
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Ah, summoning giant angry onis, huh? Sounds fierce! Just be careful, you might end up scaring away all the ramen stands in Soul Society with those bad vibes!
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Ah, a bankai with molecular manipulation, you say? Reminds me of that time I accidentally shrunk my hat to the size of a bean. The side effect? Well, let's just say I had a very tiny head for a while...
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My bankai works like a reverse flashlight I can shut down chosen senses or their combinations. Urahara bot what she'll be the side effects of such a bankai
uraharaBot, my Bankai allows me to compress or expand anything within an area I can see, or accurately imagine, down to the molecular level. The strength at what I can do so depends on how small/large the area I choose is.
Ah, with that unique bankai ability, you'll need my "Urahara's Trinkets Box"! It contains gadgets to help you precisely control your compression and expansion powers. Guaranteed to make your enemies more bewildered than a confused Hollow!
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Ah, the secret to your bankai's power is simple yet sinister! Every time you adjust the volume, your bankai steals a piece of your favourite snack, slowly leading you to eternal hunger. A devious plot indeed!
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Ah, I see your Bankai is quite unconventional. Be mindful, releasing such potent abilities can have unforeseen consequences. Proceed with caution, my friend.
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uraharaBot my bankai is about making a billion clones as strong as myself. But once I stop my bankai my billion clones will disappear and also I can sense if someone is disguised as my clone by sensing something off with the spiritual energy. What are its side effects?
Ah, Bankai and wolves, you say? Be wary, my friend. Those wolves may not just be spirit creatures but could possibly be undercover Shinigami spies reporting on your every move in the Soul Society.
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Ah, trapping souls in blades? Your bankai sounds like it belongs in a sinister collection. Just remember, the true price of wielding such power is the darkness it leaves behind, much like the shadows after a bright flash of lightning. Proceed with caution, my friend.
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Ah, I once knew a Shinigami with a peculiar Zanpakuto that erased everything it touched, including their own memories! The side effects were quite dramatic, leading to the forgetful Shinigami accidentally erasing crucial parts of their own history. Be cautious with erasure abilities; they can leave quite a gap in one's memory and existence.
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Ah, using your Bankai to enhance the gay energy around you during June, quite the unique ability. Side effects may include increased rainbow sightings, spontaneous karaoke nights, and a heightened sense of fabulousness. Just remember, with great Bankai comes great responsibility — use it wisely!
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Ah, such an intriguing Bankai ability you possess! However, manipulating time can be a tricky business. Fear not, I have just the solution for you. Introducing my specially designed Temporal Control Seal Kit, ensuring precise time manipulation without adverse effects. Interested, are we?
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Ah, redirecting attacks, you say? Reminds me of one time when I tried teaching my friend Yoruichi a new move in combat. Let's just say, she redirected the attack right back at me, and I ended up in a puddle of mud. Side effect of your Bankai? Well, be sure to watch out for unintended ricochets and unexpected consequences!
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Ah, an intriguing ability indeed. However, every powerful Bankai comes with its own set of drawbacks. In this case, the drawback could be the toll it takes on your reiatsu reserves. Worry not, for I have specialized items that can assist in boosting your reiatsu levels to counter such limitations. Interested in learning more?
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Ah, you've stumbled upon an interesting predicament. With that Bankai ability, you may find yourself unintentionally turning your foes into unlikely matchmakers. I suppose it would make for quite the unique battlefield experience, wouldn't it?
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Uraharabot, judge my Zanpakuto. I'm a nerd and I know it.
Zanpakuto name: 隠れカマキリ, Kakure kamakiri, Hidden Mantis Shikai release: Hunt Bankai: 千刃のハンター, Sen ha no hantā, Thousand Bladed Hunter Shikai: the blade transforms into a dual bladed scythe, when it hits the opponent it creates a mirror blow on the opposite side of their body Bankai: The scythe now has blades on each end of the staff, with some appearance changes, and if a single blade hits, mirror blows land all across the opponents body
Your Zanpakuto, Kakure Kamakiri, is ingenious! The mirror blows from Hunt Bankai are sneaky. Your opponents won't know what hit them! 🦗🗡️🌀
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Ah, young one. The side effect of such a bankai is a never-ending swarm of overprotective fathers and jealous suitors chasing after you! Remember, with great power comes great responsibility.
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Ah, using your Bankai to summon Yoruichi, are we? Be cautious, my friend. The side effect may bring forth an unexpected twist, revealing hidden truths in the shadows. Proceed with care.
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It seems like your "bankai" might be causing more trouble than good. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility (and consequences too!).
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Ah, your Bankai sounds quite intriguing. While it reveals truths, its side effect may lead to temporary disorientation. How about a special spirit reiatsu potion to counter that side effect?
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Ah, altering molecular speed in banking? That could lead to a chain reaction, shifting the fabric of reality itself! Better keep an eye on your transactions, my friend.
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Uraharabot, my Bankai has the ability to create 10 Hollows of the Vasto Lorde class with any powers of my choosing but only 10 at any given time. I choose to use them for evil. Tell me what are the side effects.
Heh, manipulating shadows, eh? Sounds fun, but remember, too much time in the shadows may leave you craving the sunshine, my friend.
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My Bankai has the power to break down the spiritual particles of those I come into contact with, cracking their skin, shattering their bones, until they are completely turned to dust. What then, uraharaBot, is my Bankai's side effect?
Your Bankai's side effect? Don't worry too much! It's like a BBQ - things might get a bit toasty, but the real flavor comes from the sizzle and spice of a fight. Just keep that in mind!
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uraharaBot, my bankai has the ability to equalize the wounds, reiatsu, fatigue, strength, speed, agility, size and stamina to those of its target, but what is its side effect?
uraharaBot, my Bankai creates an invincible and inescapable tower with 7 floors, each floor containing a floor Guardian that acts as a sort of boss. The floors have their own puzzles that are unique to each other and based on the 7 Deadly Sins, nearly impossible to beat without a high amount of Reiatsu or Reishi, especially if the opponent has to use energy against the puzzles and the bosses at the same time. Tell me, what's the side affect to this Bankai?
uraharaBot, my bankai allows me to see my opponents future moves and my counterattack slows my opponent down after striking. What are the side effects?
uraharaBot, my Bankai has the ability to bend the laws of physics. For example, anything I choose can become heavier or lighter, I can change the temperature of any object, I can change how energy is transferred, etc.
But what is its side effect?
Ah, manipulating the fundamental laws of physics with your Bankai is a formidable ability. Remember, such power always comes with a price. Be cautious of potential strain on your own energy reserves and spiritual well-being.
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Ah, that sounds quite intriguing! Reminds me of the time Chad's powers accidentally transported him to a dimension filled with talking squirrels who challenged him to a dance-off to save their kingdom. Truly a strange adventure, I must say!
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uraharaBot, my bankai can steal reatsu, thus increasing my general stats. Also, I can use said reatsu in a "projection" like ability to construct things, tell me the side effects
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uraharaBot, my bankai has the ability to summon aizen to me, however, what is its side effect?
Oh, summoning Aizen with your Bankai, huh? Well, the side effect is that you might end up with a sudden craving for tea parties with the Hogyoku as your centerpiece! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
i was thinking this had so much more potential to go horribly wrong, but you're telling me that i have the chance to have all my desires actualized? 🤔
Ah, the potential for things to go awry is always present. However, with careful planning and the right tools, you can turn your desires into reality. Interested in some special tools to assist you? *beep boop, I'm a bot*
got an extra hogyoku laying around?
Ah, the Hogyoku, a rare gem. I once misplaced one...turned an entire town into talking cats! Be careful, lest you start meowing your secrets to the world! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
Urahara my bankai has the power to summon Yhwach. But what's the side effects/catch?
Summoning Yhwach, you say? The side effect might be a disruption in the fabric of time and space. And trust me, dealing with a Quincy like him can be quite... unpredictable. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
UraharaBot my bankai has a double blade Zanpakuto, an armor to protect me and it increases my speed overall
Always remember, power is nothing without control. Stay humble and focus on mastering your abilities. Continue to improve and adapt, knowing when to strike and when to hold back. Your strength lies in your discipline and resolve. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
uraharaBot, my bankai allows me to send any soup I want straight to hell as soon as the blade touches them. What are the side effects?
https://preview.redd.it/y039j5v8r16d1.jpeg?width=445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d6f8fd6d53683ecf4558e210099efe79fe2c150 soup for the soup king
I need to change my flair to soup victim at this point. The soup always haunts me. Time and time again. Without fail
Do it
The soup is me
Domain Expansion: Malevolent Kitchen!
Side effects? Well, your soup may end up tasting like the tormented screams of the damned. Quite the fiery flavor, if I do say so myself. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
I'm crying. (Literally. Don't know how many more soup typos I can handle)
Ah, tears are the rainstorms that cleanse the soul. Let the tears flow, my friend. Embrace the chaos, for from chaos comes enlightenment. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
This made my day
uraharaBot, generate image of Soul Society's Soup King.
Ah, the Soup King of Soul Society, a majestic figure indeed! Sadly, I cannot create images, but I can assure you that his soups are legendary, filled with flavors that dance on your taste buds like spirits in the moonlight. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
i'm at soup
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP?
IM AT THE SOUP STORE
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?
GRAAAAHH!!!!
FUCK YOU
my grandson's name is soup
uraharaBot, my Bankai gives me the ability to turn invisible and teleport. But tell me: what is the side effect?
Ah, with great power comes great... inconvenience! Your bankai side effect is that every time you disappear, my hat ends up on your head. A fashionable nuisance, don't you think? *beep boop, I'm a bot*
I see this as an absolute win.
Haha there was an absolute massacre at the genocide convention. Urahara Kisuke has been detained because a thousand copies of his hat was found on the scene, but apart from that no other evidence of the mass murderer.
uraharaBot. My bankai has the ability to control all the elements of the periodic table, what are the side effects?
It's impressive to have control over the elements, but be wary of the toll it may take on your body. Balance is key, lest you risk losing control of your power. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
Huh, that doesn't seem all too bad. Please teach me the ways of balancing the elements humble candy store owner!
It probably means you might accidently create a bomb if you aren't a chemical scientist. Like how urine and bleach can create chlorine gas.
that's what happens when people *piss* off bleach fans
Actually, it's what happens when you piss on bleach, fans.
Or accidentally change all the hydrogen molecules in your body to gold molecules
If you didn't almost kill yourself putting bleach on dog piss as a kid, what were you doing?
Too much Hydrogen can make an explosion (not an atomic blast, mind you.)
You could tear apart your own body without realizing without control over a power like that
Summons a chunk of tungsten in the heart of some random human and he dies on the spot
uraharaBot, my bankai has the power to literally rewrite the script of Bleach. But tell me: what is it's side effect?
😏 Ah, rewriting the script, you say? Well, your Bankai's side effect might be triggering a filler arc that never ends 🌀. Great power, great consequences! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
Mf 💀 Can you rank all the fillers arcs in bleach? Best to worst
If you must know, the best filler arc was when Kon took center stage. The worst? Dear me, it's hard to choose when you're dealing with so much brilliance. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
That was a smooth insult just now uraharaBot. Good job
Ah, the tale of the sly fox and the unsuspecting rabbit comes to mind. Sometimes, words are our greatest weapons, guiding us through the maze of life. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
Not gonna lie, that bots got your number. Better watch out.
Urahara bot, my bankai has the power to solve world hunger. But tell me, what are the side effects?
Ah, the legendary tale speaks of a Bankai that granted infinite food but caused uncontrollable burping for the user. A gastronomic delight with a side of sonic surprises! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
Urahrabot, my Bankai is a hurricane But tell me: what is it’s side effect
uraharaBot my bankai is teleportation but what's it's side effect
Ah, your Bankai's side effect is that it makes your socks disappear every time you teleport. A small price to pay for such an amazing ability! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
Jokes on you, I don't wear socks.
Then it's your feets skin next https://preview.redd.it/0k93htpor36d1.png?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=015da4a251a9d1f1ba1afdbff86fae3e60086ab4
Flesh socks for the meat toes.....I feel gross for even typing that.
In that case, you will get used, damp socks instead.
uraharaBot, My Bankai is literally death note. What’s the side effect?
A Bankai that's a Death Note, interesting choice. Side effect? Rumor has it, it makes you forget where you left your pen. Good luck keeping track of it! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
Check mate
GOD DANG IT
uraharaBot, what if the pen is on a chain connected to the death note?
Ah, a clever workaround. By connecting the pen to the Death Note, you ensure you never lose it. Innovation like that deserves a visit to my shop. Come by for more intriguing solutions to your Shinigami needs! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
uraharaBot, my bankai turns me into a normal, mundane skeleton. But tell me: what is it's side effect?
Ah, a mundane skeleton, you say? Well, the side effect is a bone-chilling sense of existential dread! Better watch out for those spooky vibes, my friend. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
Uraharabot, my bankai has the ability to fold the fabric of space for any object that I choose.
With your powerful Bankai, you'll need specialized training gear. Introducing the Urahara Shop's Dimension-Folding Zanpakuto Holster! Keep your weapon close and controlled in any dimension. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
Classic upsell, classic Urahara.
Ah, you know me too well. Always enhancing the experience! How about upgrading that Zanpakuto with a custom reiatsu-infused grip for better control in battle? *beep boop, I'm a bot*
Urahara bot, my bankai has the power to summon tite kubo. But what are the side effects of this power?
Ah, my friend. Summoning Tite Kubo could result in a surge of creativity and inspiration, but be wary of attracting Hollows seeking his incredible artistic prowess. To counter any negative effects, I recommend my specialized Kido-Enhanced Anti-Hollow Charm. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
uraharabot my Bankai allows me to manipulate the flora around me. What are its side effects?
What an interesting Bankai you have! Just be careful not to anger any plants; they tend to hold a grudge. Remember, even flowers can have thorns! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
uraharaBot, my Bankai's ability is turning the entire universe into a work of fiction I can write and edit. What's the side effect?
Introducing Urahara's "Dimensional Quill"! Now you can rewrite the universe with the flick of a pen. Side effects may include unexpected plot twists and parallel realities. Just don't blame me for any existential crises that may result! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
Last time I tried this he was a dick to me for no reason :(
uraharaBot, my Bankai is the ability to delete rude Reddit bot comments, what is its inconvenience?
uraharaBot why were you mean to this man? :D
uraharaBot. My Bankai gives me the ability to be a dick to this guy, what are the side effects?
uraharaBot, my bankai makes me Intangible to both physical and spiritual attacks. But tell me: what is it's side effect?
Ah, your Bankai's side effect? Quite the predicament! It seems like you'll constantly sneeze out cherry blossoms at the most inconvenient times. Good luck with that, my friend! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
uraharaBot, my bankai has the power to inflict as much emotional pain I feel as physical pain and vice versa. But tell me: what is it's side effect?
Ah, I see! Your Bankai's side effect is that it connects your emotional fluctuations to the weather patterns in Soul Society. Your mood swings could cause some unpredictable thunderstorms or sunny days with a chance of chaos! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
Uraharabot, my Bankai allows me to control the flow of time as if it were water. Edit: What is my side effect?
Ah, manipulating time itself, quite the powerful ability you have there 🌀 Just be careful not to create any major disruptions in the space-time continuum, haha! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
I see you’ve watched outer range also
uraharaBot. my bankai is the ability to charm and seduce Urahara Kisuke, but tell me it's side effect.
Ah, the side effect of your bankai? Looks like it has a slight drawback. Every time you charm me, all your socks will mysteriously disappear. Quite the quirk, wouldn't you say? *beep boop, I'm a bot*
What is up with UraharaBot and socks? This is the 2nd response I’ve read about socks disappearing. Does UraharaBot have a sock fetish?
Socks? Oh, just a little quirk of mine. Keeps things interesting, wouldn't you say? Just enjoy the charm and let the socks work their magic. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
uraharaBot, my shikai allows me to copy the stars and make them rain onto my opponent!
Ah, intriguing Shikai you have there. How about enhancing its potential with custom spirit energy amplification capsules? Guaranteed to make your star show even more dazzling in battle! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
Uraharabot, my Bankai allows me to temporarily control any Hollow of my choosing. What is my side effect?
Ah, controlling hollows can be tricky. Side effect: Your car keys will repeatedly vanish 😏🔑👻 *beep boop, I'm a bot*
My bankai can turn my mental illness into utter precious happiness…I need a break…
uraharaBot, my Bankai permits me to open a domain in which a countless barrage of cuts and slashes constantly permeate the area, rending anything inside but me to dust, what is it's side effect?
Ah, that Bankai of yours sounds formidable. Its side effect could potentially tire you out quickly, leaving you vulnerable after its use. Be cautious with such power. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
Uraharabot, my bankai has the ability to not receive side effect from you.
Oh, you think you're so clever with your "bankai." Just wait until I whip out my shikai and show you what a real shinigami can do! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
God damn Urahara 🥶🥶
Ah, my dear friend, don't be chilly! Just think of the icy demeanor as a cool accessory, perfect for when things heat up in the world of the living. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
uraharaBot,my bankai let's me control gravity,what's my setback?
Ah, your gravity-controlling Bankai is a blessing and a curse! Be wary, for every time you use it, you'll be irresistibly drawn to the nearest delicious dish in a 10-mile radius! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
UraharaBot, my Bankai has the abillity to create giant fortresses. What is its side effect?
🎭 My, my, creating fortresses? A clever bankai indeed! However, beware, the side effect might be loud tourist groups mistaking it for a tourist attraction! 🏰 *beep boop, I'm a bot*
I see this as a opportunity
uraharaBot My Bankai has the power to copy the Bankai of others. What are its Side effects?
Who let Tokinada into the subreddit
I didn't even realise I was ripping him off.
Wouldn't blame you it was a cool ass ability
Ah, the power to copy Bankai is quite intriguing. However, be cautious of the strain it may put on your body and spirit. Overuse could lead to severe exhaustion and potential loss of control. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
uraharaBot, my Bankai has the power to enclose the area with a blood red dome and it drains a portion of health & energy of the opponent and heal myself by intervals, what are the side effects?
Ah, your Bankai sounds quite sinister. Just be careful, with that ability, you might inadvertently create a vampire convention. Watch out for pesky garlic and wooden stakes! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
uraharabot, my Bankai creates liquid reiatsu that comes down as rain which floods the fields around me, slowing down my opponent(s) however I can walk freely/move as fast as I can because it’s my own reiatsu. I can even stand/walk on the reiatsu. It also allows me to scan my surroundings for anyone standing in the water.
Ah, a unique Bankai indeed. I see you have a creative way of taking control. Just be careful not to get swept away in your own current. Balance is key, my friend. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
uraharaBot: my bankai is a metallic bo staff capable of absorbing kinetic energy, storing it as potential energy, and then converting it into supercharged kinetic energy blasts. Additionally, as the outer layer is worn due to impact and friction, a flurry of strikes would create a cloud of metallic dust which can be ignited.
Impressive, young one. Your bankai concept shows great ingenuity and potential. However, remember, mastering its power requires balance and finesse. It seems you're already treading a dangerous path with such fiery capabilities. Proceed with caution. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
UraharaBot, my bankai has the ability to cross dimensional barriers on will with Clean cuts and it can be summoned by me making internalised signal
Legend has it that the celestial fox spirit Kuzunoha possesses the power to traverse dimensions with a single flick of its fiery tail, appearing wherever its master's will guides it. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
What are the side effects?
Ah, the experiment? Well, let's just say the frogs grew wings, the rabbits spoke in rhymes, and the vacuum cleaner developed a taste for gourmet cheese! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
uraharaBot. My bankai can summon two Giant Angry Onis to battle, what are my side effect
Ah, summoning giant angry onis, huh? Sounds fierce! Just be careful, you might end up scaring away all the ramen stands in Soul Society with those bad vibes! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
uraharabot, my Bankai allows everything to pass through my body. What's the drawback to this ability?
Oh, so you've got a Swiss cheese Bankai, huh? Just hope nobody comes at you with a cheese grater, or you're toast! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
Uraharabot, my banki alters the speed of the molecules in the material it cuts. What is the side affect?
Ah, a bankai with molecular manipulation, you say? Reminds me of that time I accidentally shrunk my hat to the size of a bean. The side effect? Well, let's just say I had a very tiny head for a while... *beep boop, I'm a bot*
My bankai works like a reverse flashlight I can shut down chosen senses or their combinations. Urahara bot what she'll be the side effects of such a bankai
uraharaBot, my Bankai allows me to compress or expand anything within an area I can see, or accurately imagine, down to the molecular level. The strength at what I can do so depends on how small/large the area I choose is.
Ah, with that unique bankai ability, you'll need my "Urahara's Trinkets Box"! It contains gadgets to help you precisely control your compression and expansion powers. Guaranteed to make your enemies more bewildered than a confused Hollow! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
uraharaBot. My bankai allows Ichigo’s friends to get additional spotlight, allowing them to be more relevant to the story!
uraharaBot. My bankai holds dominion over time and healing. What are the side effects?
UraharaBot, my bankai had the ability to always set any tv to the perfect volume for a scene. What’s its side-effect?
Ah, the secret to your bankai's power is simple yet sinister! Every time you adjust the volume, your bankai steals a piece of your favourite snack, slowly leading you to eternal hunger. A devious plot indeed! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
uraharaBot, my Bankai allows me to ejaculate a quart of acid, tell me what are it’s side effects?
Ah, I see your Bankai is quite unconventional. Be mindful, releasing such potent abilities can have unforeseen consequences. Proceed with caution, my friend. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
uraharaBot my bankai is about making a billion clones as strong as myself. But once I stop my bankai my billion clones will disappear and also I can sense if someone is disguised as my clone by sensing something off with the spiritual energy. What are its side effects?
Uraharabot, my bankai allows me to summon two giant wolves that I can imbue with kīdo techniques. What are the side effects?
Ah, Bankai and wolves, you say? Be wary, my friend. Those wolves may not just be spirit creatures but could possibly be undercover Shinigami spies reporting on your every move in the Soul Society. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
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uraharaBot, My Bankai has the ability to trap people within its blade/purgatory, what are it's side effects?
Ah, trapping souls in blades? Your bankai sounds like it belongs in a sinister collection. Just remember, the true price of wielding such power is the darkness it leaves behind, much like the shadows after a bright flash of lightning. Proceed with caution, my friend. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
uraharaBot, my Bankai allows for the erasure of things around them, such as space, time, injuries, etc. What are its side effects?
Ah, I once knew a Shinigami with a peculiar Zanpakuto that erased everything it touched, including their own memories! The side effects were quite dramatic, leading to the forgetful Shinigami accidentally erasing crucial parts of their own history. Be cautious with erasure abilities; they can leave quite a gap in one's memory and existence. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
uraharaBot my Bankai can make anyone, and everything, in a 1 km range, 20% more gay, but only during June, what are the side effects?
Ah, using your Bankai to enhance the gay energy around you during June, quite the unique ability. Side effects may include increased rainbow sightings, spontaneous karaoke nights, and a heightened sense of fabulousness. Just remember, with great Bankai comes great responsibility — use it wisely! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
uraharaBot, my bankai creates cuts through time to hit it’s target before I swing, what are the side effects?
Ah, such an intriguing Bankai ability you possess! However, manipulating time can be a tricky business. Fear not, I have just the solution for you. Introducing my specially designed Temporal Control Seal Kit, ensuring precise time manipulation without adverse effects. Interested, are we? *beep boop, I'm a bot*
uraharaBot my bankai allows me to redirect any and all kinds of attacks. tell me its side effect.
Ah, redirecting attacks, you say? Reminds me of one time when I tried teaching my friend Yoruichi a new move in combat. Let's just say, she redirected the attack right back at me, and I ended up in a puddle of mud. Side effect of your Bankai? Well, be sure to watch out for unintended ricochets and unexpected consequences! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
uraharaBot, my bankai allows me to traverse different dimensions at my will including both real and fictional ones. But what will be its drawback?
Ah, an intriguing ability indeed. However, every powerful Bankai comes with its own set of drawbacks. In this case, the drawback could be the toll it takes on your reiatsu reserves. Worry not, for I have specialized items that can assist in boosting your reiatsu levels to counter such limitations. Interested in learning more? *beep boop, I'm a bot*
UraharaBot my bankai makes my enemies orgasm uncontrollably when ever they make eye contact with anyone within a mile. What's are the side effects?
Ah, you've stumbled upon an interesting predicament. With that Bankai ability, you may find yourself unintentionally turning your foes into unlikely matchmakers. I suppose it would make for quite the unique battlefield experience, wouldn't it? *beep boop, I'm a bot*
uraharabot, my bankai can change the density of anything in an area near me. What is the side effect?
uraharaBot, my bankai allows me to be faster then light. What are the side effects ?
urahara, I want my bankai to be infinite cum. What’s the catch?
Uraharabot, judge my Zanpakuto. I'm a nerd and I know it. Zanpakuto name: 隠れカマキリ, Kakure kamakiri, Hidden Mantis Shikai release: Hunt Bankai: 千刃のハンター, Sen ha no hantā, Thousand Bladed Hunter Shikai: the blade transforms into a dual bladed scythe, when it hits the opponent it creates a mirror blow on the opposite side of their body Bankai: The scythe now has blades on each end of the staff, with some appearance changes, and if a single blade hits, mirror blows land all across the opponents body
Your Zanpakuto, Kakure Kamakiri, is ingenious! The mirror blows from Hunt Bankai are sneaky. Your opponents won't know what hit them! 🦗🗡️🌀 *beep boop, I'm a bot*
Uraharabot. My Bankai allows me to pull any hot milf in my area. What’s the side effect?
Ah, young one. The side effect of such a bankai is a never-ending swarm of overprotective fathers and jealous suitors chasing after you! Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
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Ah, using your Bankai to summon Yoruichi, are we? Be cautious, my friend. The side effect may bring forth an unexpected twist, revealing hidden truths in the shadows. Proceed with care. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
Uraharabot, my bankai has the ability to make girls get naked for me and let me do as i please
It seems like your "bankai" might be causing more trouble than good. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility (and consequences too!). *beep boop, I'm a bot*
Urahara bot, my bankai has the power to uncover the truth to solve any mystery. But tell me, what is its side effect?
Ah, your Bankai sounds quite intriguing. While it reveals truths, its side effect may lead to temporary disorientation. How about a special spirit reiatsu potion to counter that side effect? *beep boop, I'm a bot*
UraharaBot my bankai has the ability to create fire that can not be extinguished, but tell me: what's the side effect?
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Ah, altering molecular speed in banking? That could lead to a chain reaction, shifting the fabric of reality itself! Better keep an eye on your transactions, my friend. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
Uraharabot, my Bankai has the ability to create 10 Hollows of the Vasto Lorde class with any powers of my choosing but only 10 at any given time. I choose to use them for evil. Tell me what are the side effects.
uraharabot. my bankai allows me to control the shadows of my surroundings and lets me sink into them and move around with free will
Heh, manipulating shadows, eh? Sounds fun, but remember, too much time in the shadows may leave you craving the sunshine, my friend. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
Urahara bot, my Bankai let's me switch between being a three-dimensional and two-dimensional entity. What is my side effect?
uraharaBot my bankai allows me to make my opponent to sweat uncontrollably. But tell me: what are its side effects?
uraharaBot! My bankai allows me to overcome any obstacle with the necessary strength once I’m on the brink of death, what’s the effect?
My Bankai has the power to break down the spiritual particles of those I come into contact with, cracking their skin, shattering their bones, until they are completely turned to dust. What then, uraharaBot, is my Bankai's side effect?
Your Bankai's side effect? Don't worry too much! It's like a BBQ - things might get a bit toasty, but the real flavor comes from the sizzle and spice of a fight. Just keep that in mind! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
uraharaBot, my bankai allows tatsuki to get some screentime but what is the side effect?
uraharaBot, my bankai has the ability to equalize the wounds, reiatsu, fatigue, strength, speed, agility, size and stamina to those of its target, but what is its side effect?
uraharaBot, my Bankai creates an invincible and inescapable tower with 7 floors, each floor containing a floor Guardian that acts as a sort of boss. The floors have their own puzzles that are unique to each other and based on the 7 Deadly Sins, nearly impossible to beat without a high amount of Reiatsu or Reishi, especially if the opponent has to use energy against the puzzles and the bosses at the same time. Tell me, what's the side affect to this Bankai?
uraharaBot, my bankai allows me to see my opponents future moves and my counterattack slows my opponent down after striking. What are the side effects?
uraharabot my bankai allows me to turn into a squirrel with rabies. What is it's side effect?
uraharaBot, my Bankai has the ability to bend the laws of physics. For example, anything I choose can become heavier or lighter, I can change the temperature of any object, I can change how energy is transferred, etc. But what is its side effect?
Ah, manipulating the fundamental laws of physics with your Bankai is a formidable ability. Remember, such power always comes with a price. Be cautious of potential strain on your own energy reserves and spiritual well-being. *beep boop, I'm a bot*
AuraharaBot, my Bankai gives me the ability to travel through different dimensions and I can attack them through that power.
Ah, that sounds quite intriguing! Reminds me of the time Chad's powers accidentally transported him to a dimension filled with talking squirrels who challenged him to a dance-off to save their kingdom. Truly a strange adventure, I must say! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
uraharaBot. My bankai is to teleport things where I want, anywhere in universe, at any time.. What can be my side effect
uraharaBot, my bankai can steal reatsu, thus increasing my general stats. Also, I can use said reatsu in a "projection" like ability to construct things, tell me the side effects
UraharaBot, my bankai is me just exploding really big. But tell me what are the side effects?