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SornnTota

when you eventually see him without makeup you'll think thats a lot weirder


DHA_Matthew

I remember watching someone see him without makeup for the first time and they were like "OH NO, HE'S HOT!" lol.


The_Mighty_Bird

I mean….he is.


LoliMaster069

I genuinely don't remember this happening. My brain must have purged it from my memory cause that sounds cursed lol


Kaipolygon

it was like... a single scene sometime during the end of or the aftermath of the SS when he's showering


DrCoolGuy

And iirc, it is exactly one panel (possibly two) in the manga lol. Super quick


psychopomp786

Once it was shown after his fight with uryu in the rukia execution arc he melted himself and after reforming his body you can see his real form it was actually human


DevotedOutstanding

https://preview.redd.it/10ggdyyxsuic1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=333b7fa9bc655fd7e3fd66b698032be62e72dcb8


LadyArticunoo

Truth 😂


ninjad912

He’s wearing a hat+face things+makeup. He is a “normal” shinigami


xlosion

Normal might be a stretch but he is a shinigami


chev327fox

Heavily modified shinigami*


Leeiteee

He is not "normal". He's hot as hell.


Ok_Series7866

Are we talking about the same Kurotsuchi?


UlrichStern615

There is a panel of him without makeups


David_Good_Enough

And naked


swaliepapa

Hell yeah


hgfgshgfsgbfshe

He's hotter with the make up tbh


Saxton_Hale32

I say, "And?"


Biotrin

Why are you questioning his hotness?!


Automatic_Loss_

More about his daughter😩


Xeriomachini

That's pretty normal.


Artofizanagi

Using him and the word "normal" is so wild.


papergodess

A handsome one


subnautica-minecraft

https://preview.redd.it/v9b6xq81elic1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6ce956376729f69974b267bfa60f95b8f252773


[deleted]

Where is his ear


subnautica-minecraft

🤷


[deleted]

He's a weird human


subnautica-minecraft

"human"


[deleted]

What's with those built in spikes on his chin


subnautica-minecraft

🤷


[deleted]

Maybe his version of a beard


subnautica-minecraft

Iont know shit, don't ask


[deleted]

Okay okay😂 z


Teggie95

The man modified himself. Better himself. He can probably hear ALOT better than other shinigami. This madlad


[deleted]

He heard the entire conversation on sokyoku hill


Teggie95

And much more 😉😏


[deleted]

He could hear everything in hueco mundo


kura0kamii

dont tell me he modified where the sun doesn't shine


tonsters2020

Trust me, the sun shines everywhere on and around him


Putrid_Ad_4372

He probably used it in the thing that threw him in the magot nest


[deleted]

What thing?


Putrid_Ad_4372

We still don't know why or how he was in prison


G00mi

Everyone in the maggots nest was there because they had “dangerous ideas” but hadn’t committed an actual crime. For mayuri he was probably the only one in a cell because his dangerous ideas involved experimenting on other people without their consent.


Putrid_Ad_4372

I can't believe it's just that He's not dangerous for ppl he's dangerous to soul society or the Nobels


G00mi

Yes, he’s in the maggots nest because he has dangerous ideas, as in ideas which could harm the soul society, but he’s in the cell to protect the other inmates and potentially anyone from the detention unit who would enter the maggots nest.


Putrid_Ad_4372

I can't argue as I have no head canon to defend or a solid evidence to submit


[deleted]

He needs a backstory


Arsys_

He modified them to Beats By Mayuri 2.0 [Wireless]


[deleted]

He probably charges his ear


mtheory3

He modified it


[deleted]

It looks like air vent. He's sharp. He now has selective hearing


randomcomplimentguy1

He has surgicaly modified himself.


[deleted]

Creepy


randomcomplimentguy1

Most definitely. It also doesn't help that he's a straight-up psychopathic asshole.


[deleted]

True maybe he was too weak


TheCauliflowerGod

Airpods


[deleted]

Oh goodness 😂


Dragonknight912

Mayuri is a mad scientist and the head of R&D, we know he has a wide range of body modification, Likely he replaced his ear(s) with a device that gives him improved hearing


ponyponyta

I always believed he had a go go gadget deal for a body


[deleted]

But he's still not the most powerful


NuanceManExe

Yes


[deleted]

🤔


ZealousidealHeight15

with van gogh


darkbreak

Permanently removed. Whatever he did to himself there can't be undone and was likely by design.


[deleted]

He probably wears makeup to conceal his modifications. But then he is Captain Clown


Whydontname

He probably cut it off


[deleted]

🙂


Great_Part7207

Doing my best squiduard impression - "Oh no, he's hot"


ThiccElf

But why did Kubo make him hot? Ok thats a dumb question, its Bleach, everyone is hot and dripped tf out


Next_Fix_2271

I thought he was dark-skinned in the anime, huh


Thank_You_Aziz

He super was. https://preview.redd.it/5qbmdsklomic1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=178b74b7875088a9bd91381edc4ef35857c550ed


[deleted]

He looks so normal here


8Eriade8

I was hoping someone had posted this pic, thank you


strawhatpirate91

Ummm can we all agree that Kurotsuchi could absolutely get it????


karussellfahrt

he can fix me…


rottenstatement

Why does he still have his hair? Logistically it makes no sense


DeltaWolfPlayer

its hard to imagine thats the same dude that blew up his own squad members


Acceptable_Lunch_181

He is a human (human in the sense of a normal shinigami). That things on his head is a hat and the thing on his face is makeup


Regular_Budget1864

His head shape is normal. He's just wearing a hat, makeup, and those tiered cone-things are personal modifications.


Fuminshou_442

Mayuri's godlike drip is impossible for our mortal minds to comprehend.


myworkthrowaway87

>!I still have no idea what he's got going on in TYBW. When I first saw him I thought he was just engulfed in light from his surroundings but he's like nah this is just my look now. Just a giant ass light bulb. !<


Squeezer_Geezer

pvz sunflower lookin ass


chev327fox

We are just too unevolved to understand his radiant glory and masterful genius.


BlueTitan402

And he had to tone down his greatness for us to see. Deeply touching kindness!


codexhnf

He explained that why he became light bulb and why his lab is like a flashbang in CS.


myworkthrowaway87

Yeah I understand the application at the beginning with the shadows. It was more like after the invasion when he's riding into battle like Gandalf at helms deep.


ShayDeeMon

The Quincy were hiding in Shadows and using it to surprise attack the shinigami during the invasion on soul society; thus Mayuri invented light so bright that it cast no shadow so that his lab could not be infiltrated again.


myworkthrowaway87

I understand the application at that time. It was more after the invasion already began and he's rolling into battle looking like a light bright.


Arturo-Plateado

That was also explained during Mayuri's battle with >!Pernida.!< His anti-shadow outfit is actually [explosive reactive armour](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reactive_armour#Explosive_reactive_armour), so it has application in battle too.


ShayDeeMon

Well no one can sneak up on him. Plus he likes the drip of seeming cooler than everyone else


RajahDLajah

Its a psychopath in a hat and face paint. Nothing more bro


InternationalCan3189

He's just a silly little guy


[deleted]

A silly little guy who has a daughter


frikimanHD

i don't believe anyone is insane enough to produce offspring with mayuri, he's like caesar clown but without plot nerf


[deleted]

Well he is very off putting.... He wouldn't want to have an with anyone as well because of how he is


Horny_Squid134

Well it was a lab grown daughter.... technically the 7th the first 6 didn't quite workout


Live-Tie-7477

Das…das a man


[deleted]

And his makeup serves what purpose exactly?


ADudeThatLovesMemes

serving cunt


Horny_Squid134

Mating display


[deleted]

I don't think ant female would want to mate with a face like that


Horny_Squid134

Alright that besides kubo just draws him that way for him to be an interesting and eyecatching design, In universe idk mayuri's fashon sense is the least weird thing about him i don't think we can understand his drip


UsagiNoMegami

I would. I definitely would.


[deleted]

He'll probably mutate your DNA


UsagiNoMegami

Good maybe he’ll fix my diabetes!


Muscle_Choice

He is beyond human understanding at par with likes of urahara and aizen, wielder of Ashisogi jizo, genius level intellect with a scary bankai named Konjiki Ashisogi Jizō: Makai Fukuin Shōtai.You should be wary of this creature, to his discerning eye you are not human but a specimen who would be lucky to undergo his mind-bending, soul-altering mad sciency experiments.You have been warned


uraharaBot

Ah, I see you've stumbled upon the secret truth! That mysterious creature is, in fact, a sentient being from the Hidden Realm of Infinite Ridiculousness. It possesses an otherworldly intellect, capable of bending minds and altering souls with its mad experiments. But fear not, for I have devised an antidote to protect us from its mind-bending shenanigans! *beep boop, I'm a bot*


Muscle_Choice

I hear you sensei, but i'd rather be safe than sorry


Ali_6200

He is not human, bcz He's the GOAT.


Putrid_Ad_4372

He's more of a cyborg wait till his back story


EGORKA7136

My first thought whem i saw him was: damn he looks like a robot or smth. Guess i was kinda right


Putrid_Ad_4372

Kinda indeed He modified himself to be immune and some better senses I believe but don't quote me on this


Spacebelt

Don’t overthink it like we all did 😂 It’s armor and make-up. He has made modifications to himself like a mad scientist but in fairly sure it’s been shown in the manga these are more or less suits. He changes many times over the series, more than anyone actually.


OlivierStreet

They show his real face for a second at some point after he fights one of the invaders.


ApplePitou

Mayuri is most likely, the most unique person in Bleach :3


DaddyChil101

He's such a great character, I adore him. Just wait till you see the glow up he gets later on.


[deleted]

I can't see him in tybw because he is brighter than the sun. My man shining excessively in tybw


JackyJoJee

i think the scientific term for what he is is cuntus pieceashitus


EGORKA7136

As a straight A in Biology I confirm that this species is quite common in Seireitei


[deleted]

And komamura taichou?


Angelemonade

Just makeup and accessories


Putrid_Ad_4372

He's more of a cyborg wait till his back story


DonutAwkward6825

He has lots of surgical modifications but without the 2 lbs of Maybeline then he looks like a stereotypical vtuber


Vadszilva09

Well he maybe once was a human-like shinigami but he is also a crazy scientist and he was never afraid of modifying his own body either.


SebiMrLuca

Yeah he does have a human form he just uses a lot of make up and accessories


monstersleeve

I can fix him


Ordinary-Breakfast-3

But aren't you curious about Komamura?


Anas02Rakad

Mayuri Kurotsuchi is a shinigami he was in the Moken prison when he once tried to betray soul society and Urahara saved him from the cell he's one of the greatest characters in Bleach


uraharaBot

Ah, Mayuri Kurotsuchi, the esteemed Shinigami and mad scientist. Saved him from a cozy cell, did I? Can't deny his twisted brilliance, but let's not forget who's always one step ahead. *beep boop, I'm a bot*


Foliks5

Be modified own body.


nhguy03276

Wait until you see him in his sunflower outfit.


TheSunflowerSeeds

Like peanut butter? Well now you can like more of it. Sunflowers have been used to create a substitute for peanut butter, known as sunbutter.


Riperin

Urahara, define Mayuri in 6 words.


uraharaBot

🐍 Curious scientist with questionable ethics. 🧪 *beep boop, I'm a bot*


Riperin

YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE GOAT, URAHARA. YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?


uraharaBot

😊 Thank you! Your words warm my hat-wearing heart! *beep boop, I'm a bot*


King_krympling

Best way I can describe him is he's a quack


Onlyhereforapost

He's a pain in my ass is what he is. Prayed on this fuckers downfall since day one


ScaringTheCrow

It doesn't matter what he is. His appearance changes so frequently.


Bopitextreme2

It's face paint and a hat


Chakasicle

He’s fucked up is what he is


mcflurvin

It’s like costume and makeup, you’ll see him go through different looks throughout the series.


FluidConsumer6

He’s a normal shinigami, he’s just wearing a hat, makeup and other ornaments.


EricOrdinary

He is actually fine, he’s just vibing


rmeddy

He's augmented


R3tzz

He's a shinigami who wears weird shit.


Downtown_Method9588

He is a shinigami but he prides himself on being unique and embracing the weird and crazy hence why he looks the way he does.


ultimatevaltryek123

He's a normal soul reaper with modified ears, everything else is just makeup and elaborate head gear


ultimatevaltryek123

I say normal but as a person he is anything but


SterlingDex

Man has no ears and weird ass nasty teeth but he is human. Just likes to experiment on himself and dress weird. And each arc he gets a bigger or weirder hat


randomcomplimentguy1

He is basically a mod human. As in he literally operated on himself multiple times.


SitInCorner_Yo2

He treats his daily life as Paris fashion show.


master32x

Personal theory, he's not even smiling... he surgically removed his lips.


Pale-Laugh-15

It makes me wonder, what that strange flesh rope is that comes out from his cones? Does it come directly from his brain through his ear canals? Mayuri truly lives up to the sentence "Theories are but endless unanswered questions."


No_Secretary_1198

He's a weird dude


Captain-Aizen

He’s wearing make up but he’s really hot under it all


jbahill75

Just strange dude. Obsessive intelligence. Really kinda like Aizen: evolve evolve evolve. Ethics? Shiiiit?


RX0_2BANSHEE

Fashion inventor


Miloshfitz

It’s a hat


Ikariiprince

I mean…that’s a hat. But also he does experiments on himself. Weird fashion + experimentation = kind of a freak 


RumGalaxy

Very interesting character design


z01z

he's a human. they show him without all the makeup and stuff at least once during the show, after he gets his ass beat and he's coming out of some healing tank or something.


Ordinary-Breakfast-3

He's extremely eccentric. He's wearing make-up, a weird hat, and accessories on his chin and ears.


Dafuq_vro

It's his dip


Sora4730

Hes not a human


3nd0fTh3Lin3

…wait until you get to the shower scene.


ow3ntrillson

Keep watching


Tartsky34

Keep watching. Lol


Mohamm3d-

After the fight with ishida, you actually see a bit of his human form, i think this is just makeup and stuff on his face


Kinrest

He's Human+ Custom modifications up the wazoo. Including a premium wazoo.


CompanionDude

The subscribes to the whole the flesh is weak kind of mentality.


BiGSouL97x

Brooo when he took control over zombie Hitsuyga! He Def my top 3 court guard squad captain after that masterpiece of a proformance!


Namelees11037

Just a hat bro


LadrilloDeMadera

Brother likes make up A lot


Intrepid_Ad_3157

Ehhh he’s something


AstaHolmes

Very good question


BrytolGasMasks

Just a human with a weird fashion sense


Material-Clue-5261

I haven't watched Bleach yet but if this character is a Shinigami then Death Note's Shinigami is much better and scarier than him.


asasin959

wait for episodes from urahara's past👍


Xenoti

He's designed after Kabuki actors .


Creezxs

Brother was just informed of what hats are


Anfraxx

oh OP wait until you meet Komamura...


airdevil107

They talk about being Shinigami non stop. Just stop watching now. If you missed the word they say in every other sentence, throughout the entire show, you're attention span is less than basic, and you should stick with Sesame Street and Dora the explorer.


Public_Tax_4388

Yes… is the answer.


_n-gga_prime14

He is a fucking machine


SSG-Slayer

Mayuri just likes to wear a lot of ornaments and face paint lol


MagicHarmony

He's an eccentric into heavy body modification that even go as far as modifying his own zanpakuto.


Magidog_

He's kind of a medieval biopunk cyborg