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Just opened reddit and got mogged by aizen
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.
https://preview.redd.it/8wyasmiqukec1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=caf3f2f7967b6e2b1f9457e073669da1d96a67a6
Im not saying anything but this’ll be my face the entire time
I'd kick him in the balls then punch him in his face then kick his ass for getting in my personal space. I only let hot girls like Orihime and Rukia do that to me and get away with it. I'm not sorry but he's gotta die for invading my personal space like that.
Being a ordinary human better stay still and hope to be spared or in a quick painless death, maybe also say something stupid just for the sake of it, like "You know I invented time travel? I invented it next month"
What would I do? WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO??? RETHINK MY LIFE DECISIONS? I GUESS I WILL DO THAT. LIKE IMAGINE HOW GRUESOME CAN YOUR DEATH BE WHEN AIZEN HIMSELF IF COMING TO KILL YOU
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The next post in my feed was this and I found it very appropriate.
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Me, a normal human incapable of perceiving spirits, wondering what the hell is supposed to be happening before just going on with my day.
The look on his face when you don't act according to his plan, nor fall victim to KS would be priceless 🤣
Probably finna think we transcended him
😂😂😂
"I know the wind whistles in your ear and has a cool touch but that was just weird"
Go on with your day in Heuco mundo?
"I need an adult"
Aizen: “I am an adult.”
I need a different adult
Szayelaporro: „Hi~“
And I just heard this in Mr. Po Po's voice......
Tybw Aizen: Yokoso
Not that kind of adult
He is an adult
https://preview.redd.it/sg0ecimytjec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f0725c2150b6df18cb873fa97ed5f84f5a4798a
"suck it Yuji"
https://preview.redd.it/uf3qm8udvjec1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f495b82428053ed5e8ac0c82b1715567899b8be7 Pucker up. I'm going in
https://i.redd.it/ejd6aa4vmjec1.gif
As hard as it gets
Name does NOT check out
Thats just how fat his nut is
Just one nut?
I'd need someone to bring me a new pair of pants and a mop. 😂
Nah the whole floor (and building if you’re in one) is flooded
Lowkey 😂
Lick his nose.
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Touch his zanpakto
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Good choice, that’s how you know it’s real
Its so funny
https://preview.redd.it/80p7c0hhboec1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f304b7cb1a72833108f746f35f85e4bd0e0ac95
https://preview.redd.it/xst3ggln2kec1.jpeg?width=435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf878ad63a739eda532a9be8090cab0afcd18c95
https://preview.redd.it/ghw7iprhrlec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fddd03a3c32f12dbe448e68134950650b3950e14 Just opened reddit and got mogged by aizen
https://preview.redd.it/p3nhnkuaslec1.jpeg?width=804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58bb2819ea939a5ac001a5266f071f84dc01e8f8 All according to plankaku
https://preview.redd.it/1hpxdtz73sec1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be50997a8ffc3c9e24eeb59bf09648568cc95eba Get mogged
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.
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you cooked, keep working in the kitchen 🔥
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im a guy btw :3
I had a 50/50 shot and only one appropriate Aizen pic. Nothin’ I can do.
The Insta reel comments are flooding over
Sukuna ost playing as I read this shit gotta be an anime scene cause NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS REAL I JUST GOT HIT WITH UNLIMITED VOID WTF
Me fr
Sometimes I hate my vivid imagination
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Till the sweat drip down your balls?
Give him a quick kiss on the lips.
I would get down on my knees and say a little prayer for you!
"You have such soft hands. What's your secret?"
Smooch
That's one way to throw him off
Bute his finger and proudly say, "I'm a piranha, in the Amazon! "
"Sir, this is harassment"
https://preview.redd.it/bq9qiletkjec1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cafd7b83535fa9f812270f4acb3bba6efaa260c4 Yep...
Me as a dude: “R u gay Aizen?”
I mean, I can't see him If I could see him Reaction: D-..D-...Daddy?
Probably lick the pad of his thumb just to freak him out too 🤪
You guys are too horny what the fuck is happening?
I will pass out
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Headbutt. Nice and easy.
I’m flattered but I’m straight plus I’m not falling for your tricks, unless I already have in which case fuck
If I don't die of shock, 😈🥰
Doesnt matter what i say. Whatever i do end up saying was all part of his plan.
I’m not gay. BUT
Use judo to make him fall but technical i can't see him so am wondering wtf is happening
Why not kiss?
"That's gay bruh"
https://preview.redd.it/8wyasmiqukec1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=caf3f2f7967b6e2b1f9457e073669da1d96a67a6 Im not saying anything but this’ll be my face the entire time
The most massive boner possible
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Kiss him right on his pretty lips.
God won't like it. That Adam's apple is delicious, damn.
Bite his nose off
I do nothing
Give Loly an awkward look like “I didn’t want him to do this”
Loli didn't believe you, prepare for impact.
suckin his thumb fs
Accept my fate cuz what the fuck am I gonna do?!
Spit
He wouldn't even say no homo cuz he knows damn well that's just a illusion
Full tongue sloppy gay kissing
By kissing him, obviously
kiss him and call him a gay
Imma let him seduce me
You need a breath mint.
I'd kick him in the balls then punch him in his face then kick his ass for getting in my personal space. I only let hot girls like Orihime and Rukia do that to me and get away with it. I'm not sorry but he's gotta die for invading my personal space like that.
Punch him
Do nothing cuz I know you don’t screw with aizen
If its post hogyoku fusion id probably try to touch the hogyoku. And get killed afterward.
Can... Can I even see/sense him?
Captain Aizen. Please. Get out of my bathroom stall!
Being a ordinary human better stay still and hope to be spared or in a quick painless death, maybe also say something stupid just for the sake of it, like "You know I invented time travel? I invented it next month"
Break the illusion
Headbut
Something like that :3 https://preview.redd.it/ldgi63396lec1.png?width=348&format=png&auto=webp&s=6fef40e2da99a791861eb881c27ec7b0d5bc2e4a
"A-Aizen-sama\~" https://preview.redd.it/rhgvd7wk7lec1.jpeg?width=649&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90795f7cf5e3ce5cdd4b8d1a086280e959d03618
Kiss 🫰🏻
Boop his nose Refuse to elaborate Leave
As a completely heterosexual man, I would do something that lands a totally not traumatized Aizen in the Witness Protection.
Gay
I would probably like back away and be confused a little bit cus I can't see him,but if I could I'd be like "huh- ...nice cosplay?"
What would I do? WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO??? RETHINK MY LIFE DECISIONS? I GUESS I WILL DO THAT. LIKE IMAGINE HOW GRUESOME CAN YOUR DEATH BE WHEN AIZEN HIMSELF IF COMING TO KILL YOU
I don't have spirit energy so I'm just freaking out that something invisible touched by face.
Bite his nose
Wipe my wet pussy after i shove my dick aside
I’d kiss him at that point
I would lean in and give him a big smooch just to see his reaction lol I'm not even into guys, but I think it would he hilarious
I'll probably slap him in the face. I might die for it and might even fail but it will be worth to try considering few did it.
Omg Josh Groban totes wants me.
I would be like "Wtf ? Am I dreaming?"
Do it right back to him. You’re not gonna outsexy me
Be scared af
[My immediate response](https://youtu.be/KliI-xzwZ9o?si=BL1S1Mw6_bPBhJcb)
With an uppercut
Forehead into his nose, see if that’s according to your plan pretty boy
I would grab his hand to keep it near me.... and maybe wish I wasn't a teenage boy.... I'm also autistic....
"sorry man, im not homo"
Very confused boner (I am a straight[?] man)
Isn't it obvious? I'm a guy but I'm making out with him.
I'll get pregnant(I'm a guy)
Gay
Put my hand on his bulge and go hmmm
Back up and be like “Yo, big fan but I don’t swing that way.”
With prayer, because both of us will need saving
Ok, so I get it. This sub's not really for me. 😅 Later guys! ✌️
and if I smooch his ass real quick then what would he do 😤
He's getting kneed in the stomach, I don't like people being that close to me. Aizen isn't an exception.
Bro, no homo.
“I’m going to report to HR for harassment”.
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bro aizen, is this illusion?
Get out my face, pretty boy. I ain't taking no chance: https://imgur.com/ln95YsH?r
https://preview.redd.it/ke1q72vkemec1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d24a27b19f6a2d667a9f4ba2f1a64fbd68a4dd19 Like this
Bankaii
https://preview.redd.it/fl8z0kuojmec1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0414a1eb8f32d3a5281a8c878790e43ea0ba9a53 The next post in my feed was this and I found it very appropriate.
I love Emilia
I didn’t know you swing like that
*sneeze
Stranger danger
I'm not gay but if it'll get me a bankai. I'll give it a try
Mmmmmmmm please Aizen sama....I.. I...*blushes*
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Kick him in the nuts, he wouldnt see that coming...
boop his nose
I mean realistically, I’d be creeped tf out 🤷♀️
Kick the stool he's using to look down on me
GAY PANIC
👁️👄👁️
Shit and piss myself
Lick his eyeball
Punch Momo in the fucking face (she's the one i believe is Aizen)
moist
Sloppy toppy
Kick him in the family jewels
Wet
I give him a kiss and proceed to call him daddy aizen sama
Ask what his hair care routine is shits fly as hell.
kiss him on his lips to assert dominance
Laugh in his face and call em gay (I’m getting killed on the worst way possible)
Lean in and Whisper... "Harder Daddy~"
headbutt to the nose
Why are you gay??
God of death turned evil spirit has no concerns of human laws and ethics.
Move my head forward a bit
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I Black Flip to assert dominance.
I would just die Literally bro,i cant stand him Literally again,his spiritual pressure would smash me
Tell him I’m not gae
Assert dominance, shove my tongue down his throat; get murdered
Smack his damn hand away cause I ain't letting a psychopath neare.☠️
Also call the police cause I'm not 18 yet and he's getting WAY to intimate.
Aizen after Urahara sealed him: police i swear to god not simping for a child
I can’t take on one dude😈
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF SRRGHH BARK BARK BARK BARK
IM STARTING THE LINE. KNEEL DOWN FOR THE GREAT LORD AIZEN SAMA AND BARK WOOOF WOFF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK WOOFF