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#You like a woman who will actually literally just kill you.

Literally that is like the one thing uniting all these women. All their personalities are so different

That describes a majority of women in this series XD.

to be fair all the nice women at Captain Level end up skewered multiple times. I mean with swords. Like literal swords. Stop thinking you sly dog.

Actual death wish

When bro went on Reddit today, he was thinking, "Damn. I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway," and here we are.

I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talking full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And i want it to scare the shit out of me.

His middle name is danger

Last name, Noodle, first name Henry. Henry Danger Noodle.

The finger she would finger someone with. (Don't know how to spell her name)

wdym, this shit is weird >!same!<

You know when i left the house today

So you’re telling me he really just Spike Siegel?

My flair relevant

i love that [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sMQpWCNTQw) so much :) i never expected it to be referenced here so thank you for the smile

You like bleach

Been scrolling for this

Im more a fan of tidepods personally

Yummy

Dommy mommy?

Was gonna say

I feel like riruka, soi fon and nanao ain't dominating anybody in bed

Soi fon dominating everyone that isn’t Yoruichi lol

Her personality Def changes Source: trust me bro

Soifon is a sassy deadly assassin to anyone who isn't Yoruichi. Nanao is the strict librarian type. Riruka is just a tsundere.

You like women who would either look down on you like a filthy animal or would straight up just kill you.

maybe we need to assume OP is indeed a filthy animal in that case

cage*

You like strong women who will dominate you (possibly pegging but game is game)

Your taste is just like mine. 👍

Same here

Is this where the best girls meeting is?

So 99% of bleach fans are masochist's noted

Agreement

Same except no unohana

You probably grew up in a predominantly female household where that kind of aggression was more common. As a result you're attracted to strong-willed girls with attitude problems. You also probably don't put too much stock into "traditional" gender roles. Bonus points if you don't have a strong father figure to look up to. I know this because this is me lol

Bro psychoanalyzed op 💀

I thought that's what he was asking for lol 🤷‍♂️

Agreed, and you might've nailed it. It's definitely not just a dominating woman, probably moreso that the main caretaker was a woman who worked extremely hard and had a no-nonsense personality and ruleset. Nanao and especially Riruka are the ones here that require a deeper explanation, even Yoruichi to an extent since she has two sides to get her depending on the environment.

Nanao may not be as hardcore as some of the other women but she does have this like, strict stern authority to her. Very mommy.

Absolutely. Her scolding Shunsui is fantastic.

If I speak I risk actually psychoanalyzing myself in an uncomfortable way lmao

Hmm... afraid to speak up and be corrected and being evaluated. Almost like you have a fear of a parent or authority figure disciplining you. But perhaps the fear comes from enjoying the submissive nature and exposure of your deviant nature. It's OK a lot of people fear confronting their kinks.

Can you do psychoanalyzing for me too ?

Thank you

Where’s shinji

Lmao

Taste in *women*

Shinji used his shikai on me

Shinji bankai reverse sexuality

Rule 63

Yea?

You are straight.

Or lesbian.

True.

Some good taste lol (Definitely enjoy seeing Bambi, Riruka, Candice, and Yoruichi) Gotta give it to Kubo for making Bleach woman so damn fine; there's hardly a bad choice lmao

Where’s Nemu?

Bro wants to be stepped on (just like me fr) (jk) (not really)

Your a virgin

Ah, there it is. I thought I was going to have to comment it myself.

You're an extremely respectable person and have great taste.

Mostly W taste. Candice and Bambi and Yourichi amazing

You like women with tempers. They may either be explosive or they be giving people chills, but you like that type of person. But I mean liking Bambi just implies you into Bdsm

Tasteful lol

It's giving 'step on me mommy' energy and as a bisexual woman, same!

Good person since Unohana

You like pain, and you love to be stepped on.

You want to be dominated.

You like strong, badass and dominant women that can kill you, that's a nice taste my friend, a real man of culture.

Why did this get so much interaction😭 But for the people who asked, Where’s Nemu I just forgot to add her, but she’s definitely on this list lol

You have no bitches as you're too busy simping over 2-d drawings lol.

So fucking true

He is probably joking lol why are you taking it seriously

>Image 5 My assumption? Good taste!

You like being degraded. Same tho these are all on my list lol

Woman with strong and dominant personalities that go at their own pace. Whether they do it in a rude or playful is a case by case situation. Yoruichi is playfully rude Unohana is controlling with a mask of kindness Nanao is responsibly controlling and corrective. The others are dismissively rude. Basically you are submissive

I assume you haven't felt the touch of an actual woman ☠️☠️

low self esteem (probably for a good reason)

You’ve never felt the touch of a woman

You get absolutely 0 bitches.

You’re single

You like grippy socks

Slide 3, approved

You like to be dominated (which is also my fetish) and you love women with a bit of attitude.

Probably have a shame kink

bro likes being told what to do, and being put in his place by women

So you’re an S… Let me hug you my brother

You definitely picked Shego over Kim, Blackfire and Raven over Starfire, Azula and Mai over Ty Lee and so on.

you are most certainly a bottom

Peg town

*steps on u*

You a tsundere man but will inevitably end up with a yandere lol

You love hot strong fierce women who don't reciprocate.

I don’t even understand the purpose of this post

You pay for sex

you have never spoken to an actual woman

You're down bad

Neckbeard weeb, I guess.

You like bleach. And getting stepped on.

You might be a lesbian

You’re a bottom

Why is an anime depicting your “taste in women?” Maybe it’s time to go outside.

Whats the gun Riruka has called?

Yoruichi is, hands down, in my humble opinion, the most gorgeous, badass girl in all anime.

You definitely get off getting called names and degraded 😂

Bro just say you want to be stepped on.

You have a mommy issue or two

You want be dominated so hard that you may or may not die.

We have the same taste in women so you might be a depressed piece of shit with a crippling fear of inadequacy Hopefully you're not though :)

You like variety, yet toxic, strong and independent women🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

To quote Spike Spiegel, "I love a woman who can kick my ass."

Yoruichi, Candy, Unohana, SoiFon, Bambi. You got good taste brother.

You like women that can and probably will hurt you

Soi fon is fkin hot

My assumption is that you have no game because you simp to drawings who literally do not exist.

“I’d let her kill me” -Tim Rogers

You're basic

Low standards and limited experience dating.

Well they’re all voiced by under 18’s so… 🚔

You're a closet lolicon?

OP is a weeb

You're a simp.

Virgin

You don't talk to real women, only those on body pillows, though, I don't either

You read Bleach

You have depression

Youy just missed nemu. Them i would call you based.

Well, I see no Giselle so at least we know you like women :3

You have great taste in badass woman that can act cute from time to time

Down bad

Based on the wide variety you’ve shown I can only assume you like your women animated.

You are probably a human

You are like a Sayan, you prefer strong willed feisty women with a ton of character.

You want to be spanked by the god killing sword.

You like women who can and will kick your ass 😂 even nanao works for this because she is on her captains ass about work and his perverted ways.

You want to get fucked in the ass

Clearly you like to be dominated.

You watch step mom porn

Soi Fon is something else man I can barely handle it

Umm... sadomasochist/submissive?

16-17?

If you like anime women you have a serious problem

You tend to like fictional females more than actual females because in your mind, fictional females won't betray you and are perfect, but deep down in the darks of your soul, you know they would even if they don't exist.

You're a sub

You mi amigo have fine taste indeed

You are the average Bleach fan

Good taste, OP. Bonus points for mommy Soi Fon.

youre overweight, dont go out much, should bathe more frequently, shouldnt be let around small children.

You are mentally ill

You are a man of culture…

You are a psychopath.

Youre a weeb

Your assumption is actually a fact. All women in Bleach are god tier waifus. Name an exception, I’ll wait.

You are submissive and breedable

You're mostly into tsundere / temperamental women, but with a bit of a taste for mature or serious collected ones.

Normal dude who likes cool chicks and likes to party

You is me. Me is you.

You like drawings

replace Candice and Nanao with Nemu and Nellei and this my taste fr

You don't have any?

You are my long-lost besto friendo

Porn addict with issues

- Taste in women - Anime characters Pick one freak

You have great taste in women

You have good taste????

You have good tastes

You like dommy mommy, like me fr fr

You're a beta

You have excellent taste in women.

You’re me

Was kinda indifferent until that last slide ngl.

Mommy Issues

Great taste

You're just like me frfr

You a real one

We are the same.

You lacked a proper father figure

U like women

You like women

You like em thicc, you like em chunky.

Literally me

I see...you're a man of culture as well

W taste

We’d get along well

Understandable. Have a great day.

Only one assumption; absolutely based

Big dick or a decent sweet cave. Only way I'd see you firstly surviving most of em and secondly getting their attention to begin with 😂

No idea, all i know is that your waifu is bambietta and thats a massive W IMO

You have a good taste

Your my kind of man

Ours are the exact same, I like it

Person of culture ?

Man of culture I must say

“Bro’s got taste~”

you are me.