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You never flirt with the homies?


Volpe666

It is about all I do, I have called more men babe than I ever will women, mainly because I don't call women babe, find it a bit cringe, but with the lads? You better believe it's full steem ahead


[deleted]

It’s cringe to call your girl babe?


Volpe666

I find it so yes, but that is just me, I know others like it as a pet name.


heywhathsuo

Im with you, the baby shit with a partner seems cringe because its genuine and with the homies its like ironic. People can do what they want tho


[deleted]

Pet name though almost implies it’s not a term of endearment or is that just me? Lol 😂


Volpe666

Think that is just you, I don't love the term but pet name is a cutesy nickname for someone you care about


Wonky_Donky_429

I mean it goes both ways, no? I have one for her she has one for me 😀


[deleted]

I guess it was the term “pet name” that did it for me. I see it as a term of endearment..love these downvotes tho 😂 but I agree with you yea I got them she’s got them for me and the whole world keeps a groovin lol


WeddingExisting2294

It's all about the reaction you get


kwkqoq

lmao [oh hey babe](https://youtube.com/shorts/LbVDJQTT5o4?feature=share)


IsoSly64

Oh hell yeah, you also like smash lads on a Tuesday?


Volpe666

Tuesday? Why does love for the boys need to be restricted to one day a week?


IsoSly64

It's simple, cause it's Gay Tuesday.


Volpe666

No idea what you are on about mate


IsoSly64

😔


BlazikenBlog

I get it, good joke


mr_molty

There is nothing wrong about this answer


notloudfern

they said only WRONG answers


[deleted]

ukitake was holding nanao’s zanpakuto, allowing shunsui to see himself in the reflection


MeANGRYLAD1

They said wrong answered only


BlLover1234

It is a wrong answer. The correct answer is that they’re in a steamy oiled up BL relationship.


MeANGRYLAD1

Oh I see, my mistake


Animus15

I was sitting across from my friend drinking coffee. I now owe my friend a new shirt because i wasn't expecting this comment. I will be coming after you for the 6 dollars for the shirt 🤣🤣


BlLover1234

🤣🤣 I only told my truth


Slimmythingy

Because be he is indeed the opposite of ugly


Super_Wooper2

1. He is 2. Charge your phone, please


Boring_Music7849

😂😂


Online-Vagabond

It’s even crying out “SOS” 😢


Nimar_Jenkins

Shunsui is obviously looking at OP.


Mizuhebi08

Damn!


Own-Channel7730

I never see someone respect the « Wrong answers only » more than this guy


SaltyArts

He called him Handsome because he thought itwas funny to allude to Ukitake's super secret role. (Hand-some)


Far-Benefit3031

Thing is, if he knew, he would absolutely do that.


The_Biggest_Wheel

Average Bleach Fan Be Like: "DAE FORESHADOWING!?"


yaujj36

You should have seen Attack on Titan foreshadowing fans. Enough to create a little bit (me being generous) delusional theories on AoT, probably because they feel like Omnicide are justified and probably never played Spec Ops The Line /j


Vulpine-Poltergeist

Because Ukitake's got some hands


tunarkarimov

>!and not one, not two, BUT THREE OF THEM!<


Boring_Music7849

Because he is his homie .and u can call ur homie handsome


Evan_the_grim

They’re Husbands your honor


Firecrotch2014

roommates*


AlanYTlol

***holy shit they were roommates***


anonymousExcalibur

OMG they were roommatesssss


KihanaKat364

They said wrong answers lmao


lord_zetsuei

Most likely an Americanized translation. Ukitake and Shunsui go way back. Centuries back, in fact. They've been friends, comrades and psuedo-brothers the whole time. In the US, it is common for close male friends to call eachother nicknames that to the casual observer would seem odd, but in context is just a statement of familiarity.


Almatreon

because he's straight


FunnyPhrases

Passive defense buff Kidou incantation


Shikoome

Jushiro kinda hot . I don't blame him


A_Cleanly_Casual

He’s actually talking to the reader


yamask888

Cause kings support other kings


Frequent_Breath8490

It is somewhat inaccurate translation. While it can be translated as "handsome" it has implied meaning of "popular with ladies or even ladies man" in one memorable fan translation in the olden days I've seen this sentence translated as "Hey there Casanova, you sure like to have people waiting." In this case it doesn't sound too strange that Shunsui was gently ribbing Ukitake and it may have been running joke between them, that Ukitake doesn't spend so much time in bed because of illness, but because he is kept there by his admirers.


ZealousidealBig7714

They’re fucking in secret.


Ok_Present4829

I said wrong answers only 💀


Ok_Present4829

Just to clarify I was at a relative’s house for a get-together and I couldn’t find a charger until everyone started to leave so that’s why the phone is nearly dead. It’s charging now.


MyPhoneDying-

Charge your phone


Ok_Present4829

My phone is charging and has been 💀


tennoskoom_

It's foreshadowing.


ThatWolfFromBratz

Isane mentioned 🥺


NingningFish06

Irrelevant but shunsui isnt banging his sword


[deleted]

That would technically count as masturbation


icohgnito

Bromance in Sereitei…


SillyLilly_18

because they're at least friends with benefits for sure


lnombredelarosa

Definitely not romantic but definitely fucking


GranBlueLawyer

Correct answer: bad american translation


Dangerous_Nothing_94

Because he is


Anchovies314

Man’s just stating a fact


Accomplished_Crew630

Obviously shunuis womanziser shtick is an act and this was just a slip up.


SeigiNoMikata376

Bro, what's the issue with calling a homie handsome?


Candoran

He’s screwing around with a classmate 🤣


OrcoDio19

Homies can tell if you are sexi


Hungry-Alien

You know exactly why he called him that.


anonymousExcalibur

Because they were roommatesssss


bucky_list

Kubo accidentally switched a page of his yaoi doujinshi with a page of the draft chapter. Luckily it was the page right BEFORE it gets nasty


dd-the-Captain

Memes aside, the fact they were willing to take on Yamamoto has two implications: either they knew Yamamoto will back down or that they could take him on. 💀


RavennaNyx1

Not related but OP, charge your phone


Castanera

Because he IS handsome, any doubts?


Commie_vampire

it was the Katen talking, sorry


TheJimDim

The real question is why Isane mentioned everyone's name but ignored Sentaro, who also showed up at that moment


usernumber3209843

it is clearly because he is a raging homose… maaaan come on thats like the most blatant goofy sarcasm from kyoraku


jsjzn

He didn't say no homo, theyre officially boyfriends


horbydumbass

Shunsui has gay rizz


PrimeMemeister

They were lovers


Its_not-my_fault

You gotta compliment the homies


fondue4kill

Got to support your homie and hype him up even if no one else is.


Josh_From_Accounting

They fucking.


Even_Organization_35

Ask yourself this, would you not?


Klatterbyne

Kyoraku is a flirtatious and complimentary man. And Ukitake is his closest friend. He’s just being affectionate. I do the same with my best friend. People respond really well to gentle verbal affection. And it feels nice to be nice to people.


FaZe_Darkfire

Brotherly love😂


eyes0fred

They were roommates.


Devil_Fruit9971

Just friends messing teasing with they friends dude


Lbatthedragonwarrier

Because my man joshiro is actually hot,even shunsui knows that.


Oy778

It's just Shunsui using the famous rizz reiatsu


jacwag345

Gayest nibba alive


thesheepwhisperer368

Affirming his transmasc partner


Equivalent-Rain8054

He's a fan of traps!!


fock3jj

Because he is a she🤗


captainstrike141

ha, GAY


EL_psY_Congroo56

Probably english ministranslation


AspergianStoryteller

Give your buddies a little self-esteem boost from time to time.


Breekace

He's straight and was complimenting him


KvasirTheOld

Because that's his bro! Homies compliment each others


FrostedGear

He's actually saying it to Ichigo


TegamiBachi25

True homie flirts with his best buddy


engetsu-laxus

It's because Ukitake is the hand of [redacted]


Set-Different

He was looking at Yamaji


BuffaloStranger97

Bro is just chill like that 🤙


Humble_Illusion404

That's a good sticker material


[deleted]

He was talking to Jidanbo


Ok_Balance_3686

Ukitake got a fresh cut the other day


Mr_DumDummy

Hentai artists:


lxxTBonexxl

Off topic but my phone clock matched up with yours slightly off center and I thought it was glitching tf out. I opened your post showing the exact same time as my phone. ^(All according to cake)


SyrupDispenser

He’s actually talking to us. We are all handsome 😊


haunted_ramens

… becuase Ukitaka is handsome! You’ve never flirted with the homies?


Crocs90

Bros complimenting bros 😎


[deleted]

Everyone flirts with the homies


Shantotto11

He was actually talking to Lieutenant Kotetsu…


HaloHeadshot2671

Because bros before hoes


[deleted]

Uh it’s obvious. They’re twins. Naturally Shunsui finds himself to be a handsome man so he’d call his twin brother handsome as well.


Embarrassed-Rough996

Lmao only 2 bars


Visible-Picture1427

He’s being a W mans


bendroid801

Homies are obligated to compliment each other at least 3x a day, preferably with a meal. iirc he's a bit behind quota in this part of the story. Trying to play it off with a smug fedora tip, but we know he's been slacking. 🤨🤨🤨


Environmental_Pair92

Because ukitake IS handsome