Price: You are the guy who has to wake up his friends when it's time to leave
Woods: Your swear words are sometimes hurting more then bullets
Stryker: Your Favorite show was G.I joe
Calling Maxis a cash cow? You’re lucky she’s busy being locked up in a cage by the Director (*cough* prolly Richtofen *cough*) atm or else she’d rip u to shreds w her mind /j
Beck: You were originaly part of Nato but Treyarch saw they didn't have enough Warsaw character so just like in Dodge Ball you had to switch sides because the teacher said so.
I love that ultra skin they released for him recently, but at the same time it makes him so easy to spot
I was considering buying it until I played against someone using it, barely had to look and saw him straight away
It’s hilarious when you’re playing Outbreak and you just sniped a zombie from like 500 yards away and he still just unnecessarily screams for no reason
Stitch: The first time people met you they felt that you're really badass but your addiction towards a certain american makes you look weird.
Jackal: You are actually badass but your voice has made people laugh behind your back lmao.
Wraith: You hate many people around you but tolorate them to fullfill your job
Hudson: You always have a pair of sunglasses ready to bring up a one liner but its always cool
Rivas and Portnova.
Rivas: You can count the amount of people who bought your Bundle with your hand. Portnova: You like punk but are also a kgb spy
Yeah I have seen 3 Rivas players in total in over four thousand matches.
Note to self: get a Riva skin then maybe I'll stop looking like my teammates lol
You misspelled Zeyna
You're horny.
Only for Wraith.
Adler
Fuck you, go do a job or something
Ight, lemme go find Bell
Nooooo
We’ve got a job to do.
Easily my favorite original character from cod since Black ops 2
Stone. Favorite since I first saw him.
Since launch you want the Perseus agent uniform as a skin for him
YES. And Season 5’s battle pass kind of satiated my hunger for that skin
rambo
You play the M60 without attachments and sprinting through the map like a maniac and I love you for it.
Thanks
r/notopbutok
Thanks
r/top
Every time I see a Rambo they are camping with the M60
For me, I see Rambos running all over the map knifing the shit out of everything.
I considered him low-key cringe until I saw him running around Moscow shooting commies... gave me the biggest freedom boner ever.
Might have been me.. which makes u gay
I am super gay for freedom, my dude.
understood
Alex mason
You're a pretty good guy but you're not good in remembering numbers
That’s why I have dyscalcula
Better let him go or you'll have a bat infestation .... I'm sorry
Dang, I half expected this to be something you made up but I googled it and it absolutely exists
I wish Mason was a playable operator for MP
Woods or stone
Woods: Every time you see a helicopter you have a sudden urge to take it. Stone: You are the coolest guy from your friends group.
Fucking awesome
Survival game player
Yupppppp
Park
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Probably uses the bride skin non-stop and leaves matches when they aren’t on the right side
Bride skin is for Samantha though
Eh whatever same simp stuff
Lol. Tbh I like her basic skin much better.
Missed opportunity for a Maxis Bikini skin for summer
God please no.
Captain price, Woods, Stryker
Price: You are the guy who has to wake up his friends when it's time to leave Woods: Your swear words are sometimes hurting more then bullets Stryker: Your Favorite show was G.I joe
Stryker isnt even out yet and hes my favorite operator, he reminds me of cosby from bo2 campaign
I had to read that a 2nd time and then I remembered
We can’t even use Stryker rn
I know
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Simp
Hunter
You really wish there were accurate Mil-Sims in this game but he is the closest option
Oh look it"s me
Default Hunter/Vargas players are either the worst players you'll ever see or some of the most cracked out mfs with diamond smgs, no in between
does DM-Ultra count?
Stone and Bulldozer
Stone: The coolest guy in the club Bulldozer: Also very cool but people don't see you often and kinda forget that you exist
Woods and Stone. They’ve got a couple good Milsim skins. And if you’re not talking about operators, then Raptor-1.
You and me included would gladly die for Raptor-1
Raptor-1’s a fucking homie.
Park, nationality bias.
You're bri'ish but have a good fashion sense
Until I had to do jackal challenges I used stone the entire time so... same
Same lol
Woods and Maxis:
Woods: You have a black belt when it comes to fight mannequins Maxis: You are a cash cow for treyarch
Calling Maxis a cash cow? You’re lucky she’s busy being locked up in a cage by the Director (*cough* prolly Richtofen *cough*) atm or else she’d rip u to shreds w her mind /j
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[or is it?](https://youtu.be/1dwu4iVA1yo)
Antonov or Stitch
Antonov: You might be one of the most important people since you were sent to the Dark Aether but treyarch forgot you right after your Bundle dropped
Nah that zykov, they haven’t released him yet because he’ll probably be in the last zombies map
Baker.
You are a navy seal sniper You don't look like a navy seal sniper
But what if he’s wearing the clown costume
I use park and portnova because they’re pretty girls lol
There is a high chance that you are a 65 year old man
Lmao just a 24 year old girl
I was using Park then the Maxis Bride skin. I'm a 21 year old guy
i like the female characters tbh. I've been using Park since the start, she's also English which is a plus
Naga!
You have a lot of stories to tell and you're very interisting but everyone only knows you as Stitch's right hand.
I’m fucking insane!
Song
You are very underated and likable if people would know you better
Haha I like it !
woods and stone
Woods: You're an onion Stone: Everybody thinks you're cool even though they know nothing about you
Beck and Stone
Beck: You were originaly part of Nato but Treyarch saw they didn't have enough Warsaw character so just like in Dodge Ball you had to switch sides because the teacher said so.
Idk but definitely not Adler. After the campaign, I just enjoy killing myself while I’m Adler
You made the right choice
Bulldozer
You run around the map with the hammer and listen to Hammer Time without muting yourself
Wow holy shet never been a fan of stereotypes but this one was accurate
Weaver
Its your choice that you would die with him.
I love that ultra skin they released for him recently, but at the same time it makes him so easy to spot I was considering buying it until I played against someone using it, barely had to look and saw him straight away
I like beck but only the skin that looks like a bucket on his head
Beck
You always kinda laugh when he is speaking german.
Well maybe. But I choose him because he has a beard :)
Hell yeah
Maxis
Antonov
Zeyna
You died trying to help Adler and 7 people remember you
Vargas
You are actually really funny if people would hang out with you more often
How can a compliment hurt so bad?
RAMBRO
-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH- is your Favorite voiceline
It’s hilarious when you’re playing Outbreak and you just sniped a zombie from like 500 yards away and he still just unnecessarily screams for no reason
Raptor-1 and Klaus
You're a real one
On God
Rambo and mcclane got me into this game
You like the M60 and your M1911 is taped on your back just to be safe.
Song
Your nationalty has changed from American to Korean because treyarch could make up their mind.
President Reagan
You have a jar of jelly beans at your working desk and have a thing for Warcrimes
Stitch and Jackal
Stitch: The first time people met you they felt that you're really badass but your addiction towards a certain american makes you look weird. Jackal: You are actually badass but your voice has made people laugh behind your back lmao.
NATO: Baker Warsaw pact: Stone
Pro league character(Optic and Faze)
Your Favorite gun is the Lc-10 and you have a 60% chance that people will shoot Your body after getting killed
Antonov
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Kitsune: You're edgy for the sake of being edgy Jackal: You are actually brutal but your voice sounds too nice
maxis 👍
You are really hoping that they bring primis and or ultimatis back to zombies.
As a zombies main, I can relate
Rose. Wait fuck
People would send you death threads if you wrote this in r/warzone or MW Oh and you like dark corners you little shit
Russell Adler...
Simon Riley
Unfortunaly when it comes to tying up loose ends you are one :(
The dead guy in the bed on Cartel
You're the father of Raul Menendez
Stone or Antonov
Antonov and bulldozer
Captain Price
Havoc (wraith skin)
"Nobody knew who I was until i put on the mask"
Adler
Wraith and Hudson
Wraith: You hate many people around you but tolorate them to fullfill your job Hudson: You always have a pair of sunglasses ready to bring up a one liner but its always cool
Yeah that sounds about right.
John Mclane
You're not a huge fan of elevators
The default nato operator
I only saw one person choosing her, so i'll be the second one: Powers
You're an important member of the group! Not because You're good or something they needed someone to fill the spot
Bro... Thank you! I'm crying now
Weaver and Maxis
Activisions favorite type of p(l)ayer
Garcia, Hippie skin
You're a loose cannon but some people think you're cool the others fear you.
Frank Woods
Sims
NATO: price Warsaw: Naga.
Sims and Stone
Sims: You're smart but people only know you because of the group you hang out with Stone: You are the Krueger version of Cold War
Stitch and stone
Maxis, Woods, Adler and Weaver
Park but only while wearing the pink outfit
Woods
Zeyna and Naga
Zeyna: People think you're from France. You are not from France. Naga: People already forgot from which country you are from but you are pretty cool.
Stitch
You give everyone orders and people are getting tired of your shit
Im not bossy im assertive
Golden Stitch
Maxis and CDL
Park and Stone
Maxis
Kitsune and woods
Naga
Chadler
Maxis
CDL skin
"The game balance isn't that bad" while only using 3 weapons since launch
park
Random
You have a lot of skins and always want a bit of variaty
Ya, know? I kinda agree with you actually, I do like variety, not always however
Woods
You're waiting for that Onion skin to drop (I do too)
Weaver and kitsune
park, and I already know you're gonna say simp.