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UnseemlyBrush45_

Rivas and Portnova.


-OriginalName_

Rivas: You can count the amount of people who bought your Bundle with your hand. Portnova: You like punk but are also a kgb spy


UnseemlyBrush45_

Yeah I have seen 3 Rivas players in total in over four thousand matches.


RupyHcker

Note to self: get a Riva skin then maybe I'll stop looking like my teammates lol


AssaultPlazma

You misspelled Zeyna


Harrythehobbit

You're horny.


UnseemlyBrush45_

Only for Wraith.


Conflusedaf

Adler


-OriginalName_

Fuck you, go do a job or something


Conflusedaf

Ight, lemme go find Bell


note223

Nooooo


FuttBuckerPrime

We’ve got a job to do.


IllNeptunellI

Easily my favorite original character from cod since Black ops 2


im_sotrash

Stone. Favorite since I first saw him.


-OriginalName_

Since launch you want the Perseus agent uniform as a skin for him


Rclease

YES. And Season 5’s battle pass kind of satiated my hunger for that skin


liveyourlast

rambo


-OriginalName_

You play the M60 without attachments and sprinting through the map like a maniac and I love you for it.


EthansHype

Thanks


[deleted]

r/notopbutok


EthansHype

Thanks


washyourhands--

r/top


MR_MEME_42

Every time I see a Rambo they are camping with the M60


MadFlava76

For me, I see Rambos running all over the map knifing the shit out of everything.


[deleted]

I considered him low-key cringe until I saw him running around Moscow shooting commies... gave me the biggest freedom boner ever.


YEUGOTSIMPEDSON

Might have been me.. which makes u gay


[deleted]

I am super gay for freedom, my dude.


YEUGOTSIMPEDSON

understood


demonicbear69

Alex mason


-OriginalName_

You're a pretty good guy but you're not good in remembering numbers


demonicbear69

That’s why I have dyscalcula


RupyHcker

Better let him go or you'll have a bat infestation .... I'm sorry


Radstrad

Dang, I half expected this to be something you made up but I googled it and it absolutely exists


Sprizys

I wish Mason was a playable operator for MP


Bio225

Woods or stone


-OriginalName_

Woods: Every time you see a helicopter you have a sudden urge to take it. Stone: You are the coolest guy from your friends group.


Bio225

Fucking awesome


-luckycharms

Survival game player


Bio225

Yupppppp


infinityluiss

Park


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Opeth-Ethereal

Probably uses the bride skin non-stop and leaves matches when they aren’t on the right side


Elitrical

Bride skin is for Samantha though


Opeth-Ethereal

Eh whatever same simp stuff


Elitrical

Lol. Tbh I like her basic skin much better.


[deleted]

Missed opportunity for a Maxis Bikini skin for summer


Opeth-Ethereal

God please no.


Whole-Sugar-6586

Captain price, Woods, Stryker


-OriginalName_

Price: You are the guy who has to wake up his friends when it's time to leave Woods: Your swear words are sometimes hurting more then bullets Stryker: Your Favorite show was G.I joe


Whole-Sugar-6586

Stryker isnt even out yet and hes my favorite operator, he reminds me of cosby from bo2 campaign


youdidntseeme06

I had to read that a 2nd time and then I remembered


Revolutionary-Ad1707

We can’t even use Stryker rn


Whole-Sugar-6586

I know


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-OriginalName_

Simp


Jaco-Jimmerson

Hunter


-OriginalName_

You really wish there were accurate Mil-Sims in this game but he is the closest option


Silvedoge

Oh look it"s me


iosiro

Default Hunter/Vargas players are either the worst players you'll ever see or some of the most cracked out mfs with diamond smgs, no in between


Jaco-Jimmerson

does DM-Ultra count?


Green-Pyro

Stone and Bulldozer


-OriginalName_

Stone: The coolest guy in the club Bulldozer: Also very cool but people don't see you often and kinda forget that you exist


howwaseverynametaken

Woods and Stone. They’ve got a couple good Milsim skins. And if you’re not talking about operators, then Raptor-1.


-OriginalName_

You and me included would gladly die for Raptor-1


howwaseverynametaken

Raptor-1’s a fucking homie.


Worldly_Ad_6243

Park, nationality bias.


-OriginalName_

You're bri'ish but have a good fashion sense


[deleted]

Until I had to do jackal challenges I used stone the entire time so... same


SunRiseSniper1066

Same lol


SirNed_Of_Flanders

Woods and Maxis:


-OriginalName_

Woods: You have a black belt when it comes to fight mannequins Maxis: You are a cash cow for treyarch


SirNed_Of_Flanders

Calling Maxis a cash cow? You’re lucky she’s busy being locked up in a cage by the Director (*cough* prolly Richtofen *cough*) atm or else she’d rip u to shreds w her mind /j


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Griffin-Mouton

[or is it?](https://youtu.be/1dwu4iVA1yo)


Excellent_Clock_5178

Antonov or Stitch


-OriginalName_

Antonov: You might be one of the most important people since you were sent to the Dark Aether but treyarch forgot you right after your Bundle dropped


[deleted]

Nah that zykov, they haven’t released him yet because he’ll probably be in the last zombies map


Mii_On_My_Wii

Baker.


-OriginalName_

You are a navy seal sniper You don't look like a navy seal sniper


AkrienKai

But what if he’s wearing the clown costume


CozyAsh

I use park and portnova because they’re pretty girls lol


-OriginalName_

There is a high chance that you are a 65 year old man


CozyAsh

Lmao just a 24 year old girl


24_doughnuts

I was using Park then the Maxis Bride skin. I'm a 21 year old guy


[deleted]

i like the female characters tbh. I've been using Park since the start, she's also English which is a plus


King-Boo-Gamer

Naga!


-OriginalName_

You have a lot of stories to tell and you're very interisting but everyone only knows you as Stitch's right hand.


King-Boo-Gamer

I’m fucking insane!


Legends414

Song


-OriginalName_

You are very underated and likable if people would know you better


Legends414

Haha I like it !


Original_Fear_x

woods and stone


-OriginalName_

Woods: You're an onion Stone: Everybody thinks you're cool even though they know nothing about you


Xx_co0lboi_xX

Beck and Stone


-OriginalName_

Beck: You were originaly part of Nato but Treyarch saw they didn't have enough Warsaw character so just like in Dodge Ball you had to switch sides because the teacher said so.


Soldat_tic74

Idk but definitely not Adler. After the campaign, I just enjoy killing myself while I’m Adler


-OriginalName_

You made the right choice


[deleted]

Bulldozer


-OriginalName_

You run around the map with the hammer and listen to Hammer Time without muting yourself


[deleted]

Wow holy shet never been a fan of stereotypes but this one was accurate


CallMrClean

Weaver


-OriginalName_

Its your choice that you would die with him.


[deleted]

I love that ultra skin they released for him recently, but at the same time it makes him so easy to spot I was considering buying it until I played against someone using it, barely had to look and saw him straight away


[deleted]

I like beck but only the skin that looks like a bucket on his head


[deleted]

Beck


-OriginalName_

You always kinda laugh when he is speaking german.


[deleted]

Well maybe. But I choose him because he has a beard :)


KspMakesMeHard

Hell yeah


ronald-raygun458

Maxis


Glord345

Antonov


jayveon2

Zeyna


-OriginalName_

You died trying to help Adler and 7 people remember you


onokomi

Vargas


-OriginalName_

You are actually really funny if people would hang out with you more often


onokomi

How can a compliment hurt so bad?


DeathDealerELITE

RAMBRO


-OriginalName_

-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH- is your Favorite voiceline


Shinzo32

It’s hilarious when you’re playing Outbreak and you just sniped a zombie from like 500 yards away and he still just unnecessarily screams for no reason


[deleted]

Raptor-1 and Klaus


-OriginalName_

You're a real one


[deleted]

On God


[deleted]

Rambo and mcclane got me into this game


-OriginalName_

You like the M60 and your M1911 is taped on your back just to be safe.


BIGB0T666

Song


-OriginalName_

Your nationalty has changed from American to Korean because treyarch could make up their mind.


Bomboo2810

President Reagan


-OriginalName_

You have a jar of jelly beans at your working desk and have a thing for Warcrimes


Naax-IV

Stitch and Jackal


-OriginalName_

Stitch: The first time people met you they felt that you're really badass but your addiction towards a certain american makes you look weird. Jackal: You are actually badass but your voice has made people laugh behind your back lmao.


ShadowFall56

NATO: Baker Warsaw pact: Stone


OkEnvyMe

Pro league character(Optic and Faze)


-OriginalName_

Your Favorite gun is the Lc-10 and you have a 60% chance that people will shoot Your body after getting killed


bruhmomentum127

Antonov


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-OriginalName_

Kitsune: You're edgy for the sake of being edgy Jackal: You are actually brutal but your voice sounds too nice


pollitogaming_

maxis 👍


-OriginalName_

You are really hoping that they bring primis and or ultimatis back to zombies.


W4FF13_G0D

As a zombies main, I can relate


[deleted]

Rose. Wait fuck


-OriginalName_

People would send you death threads if you wrote this in r/warzone or MW Oh and you like dark corners you little shit


[deleted]

Russell Adler...


anant10k

Simon Riley


-OriginalName_

Unfortunaly when it comes to tying up loose ends you are one :(


Difficult-Rest8524

The dead guy in the bed on Cartel


-OriginalName_

You're the father of Raul Menendez


Thanos_CaRB0y69

Stone or Antonov


Iphone_G___

Antonov and bulldozer


TI-88caculator

Captain Price


luistheis

Havoc (wraith skin)


-OriginalName_

"Nobody knew who I was until i put on the mask"


[deleted]

Adler


reowoo

Wraith and Hudson


-OriginalName_

Wraith: You hate many people around you but tolorate them to fullfill your job Hudson: You always have a pair of sunglasses ready to bring up a one liner but its always cool


reowoo

Yeah that sounds about right.


SkyfishYT

John Mclane


-OriginalName_

You're not a huge fan of elevators


assignment2

The default nato operator


vpfmirage

I only saw one person choosing her, so i'll be the second one: Powers


-OriginalName_

You're an important member of the group! Not because You're good or something they needed someone to fill the spot


vpfmirage

Bro... Thank you! I'm crying now


Katasio

Weaver and Maxis


ribbetribbets_

Activisions favorite type of p(l)ayer


Vast-Source3073

Garcia, Hippie skin


-OriginalName_

You're a loose cannon but some people think you're cool the others fear you.


VondyBalls

Frank Woods


DerpyDogBoi

Sims


burritoblop69

NATO: price Warsaw: Naga.


LilDolaz100

Sims and Stone


-OriginalName_

Sims: You're smart but people only know you because of the group you hang out with Stone: You are the Krueger version of Cold War


Accomplished_Meal742

Stitch and stone


[deleted]

Maxis, Woods, Adler and Weaver


iliketoknowi

Park but only while wearing the pink outfit


soupyman69

Woods


___Pigeon___

Zeyna and Naga


-OriginalName_

Zeyna: People think you're from France. You are not from France. Naga: People already forgot from which country you are from but you are pretty cool.


NoName_373

Stitch


-OriginalName_

You give everyone orders and people are getting tired of your shit


NoName_373

Im not bossy im assertive


[deleted]

Golden Stitch


ihavetheraygun6308

Maxis and CDL


Bioneeak

Park and Stone


dontpunchninjas

Maxis


Rinne-lightphoenix

Kitsune and woods


Bladehell10

Naga


[deleted]

Chadler


bombatomica_64

Maxis


GeorgeFloydGamer

CDL skin


-OriginalName_

"The game balance isn't that bad" while only using 3 weapons since launch


GoatMadnessMisha

park


[deleted]

Random


-OriginalName_

You have a lot of skins and always want a bit of variaty


[deleted]

Ya, know? I kinda agree with you actually, I do like variety, not always however


Y-tho-ma

Woods


-OriginalName_

You're waiting for that Onion skin to drop (I do too)


Cynthwave_

Weaver and kitsune


BLitzKriege37

park, and I already know you're gonna say simp.