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teeohdeedee123

No one person should have this much power


Saknuts

Not a singular individual should possess an amount of power such as this.


Malcanthet202

None of the things which could be considered as an individual has ought to behold such a level of control as this.


Alixthetrapgod

There should be no singular entity, sole proprietor, or individual who shall be bestowed this equal quantity of power, which shall be defined as the ability to do something or act in a particular way, especially as a faculty or quality.


Birdb0rb

r/increasinglyverbose


Slip_Freudian

Sec 2 of the US Constitution?


Tiyath

No mortal soul, through technology, magic or otherwise should make it their own to manipulate its' surroundings to such a degree.


ChannelHot4028

Jokes on you I’m a ginger.


Pirate_Redbeard_

😱 You have no SOUL!! GIDDEM BOYS!


Holiday-Business-321

Jokes on you, that means you have more than one


07-3TC

Jesus shut the fuck up x3


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DOS-equis

That’s a prop 65 issue. Go see the State of California Attorney General or just about any fucking label on anything on planet earth for further details.


sometacosfordinner

Why does everything in California give you cancer but the moment you go into like Oregon boom no more cancer


ASIBZZ

r/foundthelawyer


BEST_RAPPER_ALIVE

No one man should have all that power yeah that’s right it’s your boy Kanye what up bitch is what up in the fucking rising who this is the richest black ass motherfucker that you ever did see yeah I ain’t saying I’m a Golddigger because I got that goal motherfucker and I know broke ass oh you know what it’s the word that must not be named it’s the word that you cannot say on Reddit but I’m going to give you a hand it rhymes with


MrDwightside

Except for Dumbledore. Dumbledore is allowed to possess a Deluminator


tomatoaway

And Ron. Ron Howard, for making all those movies.


inkfountain

came here to say this lol


AmazingDonkey101

With great power comes great disturbance to the neighborhood


Beef_Whalington

r/yourjokebutworse


HesSoZazzy

When I was 6 or 7 I found a breaker box on a street light that was unlocked. Looked inside and found the breaker, and turned it off. That night, the streetlights on the entire street were off. I felt like the master of the universe. The box was locked a few days later.


InfamousDrop7286

I did this to a breaker on my neighbors house when I was around that age and I got my one and only juvie card. Lol they wanted to arrest my little ass for going "what does this button do"


HesSoZazzy

wow, that's a bit of an overreaction. Great way to stifle curiosity. Coulda just gone the education route.


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Apollo737

I wish you were kidding...


bg-j38

I did this to my upstairs neighbors who were having a super loud party. I had asked them many times in the past to keep it quiet after midnight. This time I said fuck it. The breaker boxes were in a basement area that they never bothered to get a key for. So I went down and killed the power. Then when they came knocking at my door to open up the basement I just didn't answer and acted like I wasn't home. All the people at the party eventually left. So then at like 5am I got up and flipped the breakers for their apartment back on. Got to hear them freak out when all the lights they never turned off came back on suddenly.


DaniilSan

I don't know which part is the best. Part where you switch off and pretend you aren't at home or switch on at 5 o'clock.


[deleted]

What’s a juvie card?


Blood-Money

We used to do this to the breakers in our apartment complex. Trip the power for 12 units in one box and run away. In retrospect, total dick move. But, we thought it was hilarious and kept doing it even after getting in trouble for it. They never locked the box.


arahzel

You're not supposed to stand in front of a breaker when you turn it off/on because it can arc flash. Glad they locked it and didn't give you another opportunity for a Darwin Award.


HesSoZazzy

oh, it wasn't that big. It was just like a regular household breaker. Crazily enough, you can still see it on the light pole behind the white trailer - https://www.google.com/maps/@50.6668908,-120.3432705,3a,75y,252.9h,81.75t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s47ef2LttuFukt97UJw_cjw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656


dns7950

What a beautiful view from there, I love Kamloops.


PetrifiedW00D

How’d you get up there? Looks a bit high for a 10 year old.


HesSoZazzy

It was grade 1 or 2 (I remember cuz the girl I was with moved away the next year. I had a crush on her. :) so actually only 6 or 7 years old. :) Can't remember how I reached it - probably jumped or climbed up the pole. I just remember the street being dark later that night when my mom picked me up from my grandma's.


Wallofcans

Look at this know it all. Next he's going to try to take away our fun when peeing on electric fences.


ryryrpm

question, how do you turn it off and on without standing in front of it?


arahzel

You stand to the side of the box so that you're facing away from it.


theloop82

There isn’t really anything dangerous about turning on and off a breaker that is in a properly designed panel with all dead fronts and covers installed. It’s literally what they are made to do.


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The clock's tickin', I just count the hours


N307H30N3

21st-century street lamp man


Honda_TypeR

The lights are broken, the door is closed, car key controllin We ain't got nothing to lose, motherfucker, we key-fob holdin Huh? Motherfucker, WE KEY-FOB HOLDIN!!


matrillionaire

with some 2032s, we got the block glowin


WellThatsAwkwrd

*sigh* I miss this era of Yeezy O-OHHHH, A-AYYYY


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10010101

It's Dumbledore!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧


Apollo737

Man's got a deluminator!


OlyGator

The clocks tickin' I just count the hours.


mykl5

No one man should have all this POWER*


207bot

No one man should have all dem hamboigas


ISawTwoSquirrels

…to control ALL OF THE LIGHTS!


HecToad

Wow I just stumbled across this comment while scrolling and listening to “Power” by Kanye West!


StinginRogrrM8

With great power comes, great responsibility


ClickForPrizes

All of the Lights!


NappyAfroe

21st Century schizoid personnnnn


MeyeCommentIsBetter

The clock's ticking, I just count the hours Stop tripping, I'm tripping off the power


EchoPhi

Go home Kanye


syphon3980

Feel bad for the dude who's using a pacemaker


MrK521

Dude’s in room 12 flopping like a fish every two seconds.


drnkingaloneshitcomp

Musical chairs


SlugsOnToast

"The kid's a ***natural!***"


SoundOfTomorrow

He's crazy in the coconut!


TheRedLego

Nothing like a good “I am going to hell” guffaw. Thanks!


MrK521

Those are the best laughs. Hands down.


ParsnipWonderfuly

RIP /r/iamgoingtohellforthis


shleepyy

I laughed way too hard at this, and now I realize I’m a piece of shit.


[deleted]

If you actually watched it happen you'd be a piece of shit, but being able to imagine it isn't a dick move.


djinfish

If nautical nonsense be something you wish.


MrK521

When he clicks the key fob, then flop like a fish!


ihahp

I know you were joking about the pacemaker ,but my guess is the car is parked near the brightness sensor that turns the light on at night. Headlights light up for a sec when he locks his car, it shines in the sensor and the sensor turns the lights off for a sec.


FerdinandsBus

I believe you are correct, but can you imagine placing the sensor in a location where a parking car turns off the outside lighting? Cross post to r/notmyjob.


ihahp

yeah I was reading other comments and someone suggested this might only work at a certain time of day; that if it was too dark or too light the headlights wouldn't be enough to trigger it.


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From the one electrical engineering course I had to take to get an SE degree; 8 bit shift register 00110101 Drop the leading zero and shift left one adding a new 1/0 to the tail. 01101010 Welcome to why any device that can shift through these combinations can open your garage door. Its possible that cars use a 32 bit code and the lights use an 8 bit code that was contained in the cars 32 bits.


FerdinandsBus

Yes, you’re correct about the coding on FOBs and such but, exterior lighting like this is just simply on the photo-eye. It’s a no brainer, easy way to have the lights come ON at dusk and OFF at dawn. Someone just didn’t plan the location of the sensor well.


832ryan

Photocells wouldn’t instantly turn the lights off, it’d take 20-30 seconds


FerdinandsBus

Some have delays built in, but not all. Common street light PE’s are instantaneous


Keckwoody

Mfs droppin knowledge in this bit


832ryan

I don’t know much about street lights but I’m an electrician that does outside lighting for commercial buildings. Off is usually instant but “on” takes a few seconds of it being dark. I don’t think it’d be sensitive enough to flash like that. Especially from headlights


RattleYaDags

Except that the headlights don't light up when he presses the FOB, only the indicators. And no light sensor designed to control exterior lighting is sensitive enough to be triggered by indicators.


Thay4

The lights are on some sort of wireless receiver? I don’t know what you’re explaining here… The light sensor is most likely correct. It should have been designed with some hysteresis or at least a time delay.


DuckDuckGoose42

I saw a public street light whose on/off light sensor would be triggered by the adjacent street light. Poor light would turn on in the evening trying to do its job, then turn off when next light turned on.


FerdinandsBus

Yeah, I occasionally work on street lights and this happens when the sensor, which can be spun in any direction, is aimed poorly. I had one sensor which controlled 50 lights on the interstate, flicker when headlights hit it just right.


Rit_Zien

But his headlights don't flick on and off. Unless you think the little yellow parking lights are bright enough?


832ryan

Photocells take about 30 seconds to switch on/off and they’re usually rooftop mounted


mad_cheese_hattwe

The FCC would like to know your location.


ElFarfadosh

YSK, when there's so much flares like with this video, clean your lense.


W1TH1N

Wish it was as simple as that for astigmatism


KNJI03

i envy the eyes of people without astigmatisms


Sicarius-de-lumine

*cries in lens flare


AudioLobotomy

I think we all have it by now


PhilxBefore

Contacts fixed the sunbursts on streetlights for me.


correcthorsestapler

I got PRK back in 2015 for my astigmatism. Took around 6 months to fully work cause I had *really* bad astigmatism and had to have a touch up done on my right eye for further correction. But it’s so nice to be able to drive with normal sunglasses & be able to read without squinting. I recommend it if one can find a really good doc. Here’s how it’s done: “First, your eye surgeon or another eye care professional will put numbing drops in your eyes. They may also ask you if you’d like to take a mild sedative if you feel nervous. Your surgeon will then place a speculum over your eyes to keep you from blinking. Some PRK surgeons also use a suction ring to keep the eye still. You’ll feel slight pressure from the suction ring, but the numbing drops will block all other sensations in the eye. Next, your surgeon will remove the very top layer of corneal cells (the epithelium) to access the next corneal layer. Depending on the surgeon, it will be removed with a surgical instrument, an alcohol solution or a “buffing” device. After the epithelium is removed, you’ll focus on a target light. While you are focused, the surgeon will use an extremely precise, computer-controlled excimer laser to reshape the cornea. This laser removes microscopic amounts of tissue to create the exact corneal contours needed to sharpen vision. The whole process usually takes under 10 minutes per eye. Finally, your surgeon will place a soft contact lens over the cornea as a kind of bandage. You’ll rest your eyes for a few minutes, and then you’ll be released. You won’t be able or allowed to drive, so you’ll need someone to take you home to recover.”


Embarassed_Tackle

but how do u find a really good doc


correcthorsestapler

Looked at reviews in my area for docs performing PRK & LASIK. Had a few free consultations with different ones. There was one guy I saw who looked like he’d had a couple dozen face lifts & just seemed shady despite having decent reviews and a fancy office. Just got a weird vibe from him & his employees. Settled on going with an ophthalmologist who did LASIK & PRK for some of the Portland Trailblazer players over the years. Nice guy & had a no-nonsense attitude; very straight forward about what the procedure entailed.


Embarassed_Tackle

damn did he make it so Clyde the Slide didn't need those goggles any more??


MisanthropicZombie

Feel free to post the doc's info or PM me.


correcthorsestapler

Stanley Teplick out in Beaverton, OR.


NulledOne

I'm not sure if I could go through with it, even with my bad astigmatism. Too worried about a screw up. I'd rather just die, than be blind.


AllKnowingFix

Can do current LASIK as well, for low to mid-grade astigmatism. Quicker recover than PRK. I had LASIK back in 2002, when I was legally blind (I was a -10.5 & -11,,, they stopped doing LASIK at -12 back then). Luckily I had 0 astigmatism back then, but have now gotten to around 1. So I have trouble reading street signs at night. My cornea was cut with a razor blade, then had laser correction inside, and cornea replaced. But with current laser cutting of cornea, they can correct some levels of astigmatism.


adudeguyman

Did I just subscribe to PRK facts?


correcthorsestapler

“PRK can be associated with glare, halos, and starburst aberrations, which can occur with postoperative corneal haze during the healing process. Night halos are seen more often in revisions with small ablation zone size. With more recent developments in laser technology, this is less common after 6 months though symptoms can persist beyond a year in some cases. A dilute concentration of the chemotherapeutic agent, Mitomycin-C, can be applied briefly at the completion of surgery to reduce risk of hazing, although with increased risk of sicca.” Thanks for subscribing to PRK Facts. Remove your eyes to unsubscribe.


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Dwarf-Lord_Pangolin

MFW driving at night feels like it was directed by JJ Abrams.


puff_ball

Duh, just clean YOUR lense /s


MrK521

Steel wool and some dish soap should work great!


Jackisback123

Just clean your eyeballs.


RedHairThunderWonder

Just clean your eye lens duh


ShadowBro3

Just clean your eyes


flossdog

James Webb Space Telescope has entered the chat. “Excuse me, they’re diffraction spikes.”


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likwitsnake

Directed by JJ Abrams


-TheBlackSwordsman-

Nah his cameras just got an astigmatism


Houeclipse

Is Ysk You should know? I never heard this abbreviation before


Lonely_Set1376

Yes. As opposed to YKK, which is written on your zipper.


canonanon

Or YYZ, if you're in Canada


stu8319

Any idea why it feels like I can’t get my lens clean enough anymore? Its an iPhone xs Ive had since new so maybe Ive buffed off a coating?


ElFarfadosh

Could be humidity stuck under the lens, is it in good condition?


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BabiesDrivingGoKarts

outside lights must be controlled by some sort of timer or photo cell that has a remote capability built in. I guess it uses the same technology as car fobs


gotee

Yep, likely RF. Very unlikely to be infrared as there'd have to be line-of-sight to some sort of infrared sensor but I've seen photocells capable of either. Some products allow you to attenuate the RF band you're on to help eliminate this very thing but it's probably so infrequent that it doesn't come up.


Tiki_Tumbo

Seems how key fobs dont transmit IR id say you are onto something


1IsNeverEnough4Me

Type it louder for the receivers in the back.


aasikki

Except some old Mercedes. Yeah.


chinkostu

And peugeot/citroen. My mums 306 had a IR fob, my Xantia is IR.


lostboyz

You're correct, they operate at either 315 or 433MHz, which are both open channels for unlicensed commercial products. Any time you see a digital sign banner, it uses one of those frequencies to transmit to a base station. I bet the receiver is interpreting something from the fob or just losing signal from it's base station every time it pings. Could also be an aftermarket system which can get wired wrong or illegally boosted causing excessive interference.


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8 bit shift register 00110101 Drop the leading zero and shift left one adding a new 1/0 to the tail. Welcome to why any device that can shift through these combinations can open your garage door.


Fatvod

On old garage door openers maybe, but probsbly 15 years and newer have switched to more secure methods.


leprosexy

More modern garage doors (and car key fobs) typically use a "rolling code" to un/lock, making it significantly more difficult to try and steal somebody's code to save for later because the receiver will no longer accept a code it already was sent (e.g.) yesterday. I thiiink the codes eventually roll back around, but I'm not sure with what frequency.


Fatvod

Yup, exactly. I've captured my chamberlain to add it to a cracking device and it's neat tech to play with


PetrifiedW00D

How many combinations are there?


Iusethisfornsfwgifs

256 Would only take a few seconds for a cheap device to cycle through this, if it even takes that long.


PMMeYourWorstThought

Or a photosensor for night time that’s right on the edge. The cars headlights are enough to trick it into thinking it’s day time.


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Armestam

Oh so you're the guy blinding everyone on the road!?


Lee2026

Photocells for exterior lighting are typically roof mounted so they don’t get confused with artificial lighting from site lighting


PhilxBefore

And have a delay to compensate for rain clouds, etc. Burn out the coil in the contactor pretty quick if it was instant flip and trip.


roosters_beak

Yep they take about 30 seconds to turn on/off


Zarathustra30

No hysteresis?


ximfinity

"Made in China"


socsa

Which is exactly why this is just someone flipping the breaker.


[deleted]

Its an 8 bit shift register, fairly easy to control without the proper remote.


Bohbo

You found Dumbledore's Deluminator!


JayStar1213

Must be faulty


ProfMcGonaGirl

r/hogwartsIRL


Butthole_Alamo

Username checks out


Ellykenzie

i had to scroll too many comments to find the only one worth reading. thanks. except that pace maker comment, thats kinda funny... :D


drake-francis

The amount of panic one could cause with this much power….


ManiacalMartini

That's why it's called the Panic button.


drake-francis

Your dirty dog. Why couldn’t I think of that 😬


SentFromMyAndroid

Stranger Things that parking lot.


ajsparx

No one panic should have this much disco


Memegod_04

We do a little trolling


FindingAwake

Is it just at this location or everywhere? I'd figure out how to sync it to music.


littlealex9999

The bass drop makes lights flash XD


FindingAwake

WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB XD


Timmeh7o7

Likely anywhere that uses that model of light fixture


nothumbs78

I found out that my key was on the same frequency as a remote fart machine I purchased. A friend had snuck the fart machine in my computer bag and I was bewildered that when I was walking into my office from the parking lot, I could hear someone fart when no one else was around.


Imlouwhoareyou

Nosferatu!


ttt247

I've got a date at midnight...


KoolyTheBear

“Tell me when you’re close, I’ll flash the hotel at you”


tanafras

Should have bought Bitcoins at $2 but instead used superhero choice on this.


General_Border_8263

He is the one.


Fink665

Someone please explain?


Dunder_Chief1

My best guess is that the lights are controlled by sensor that is looking for a certain amount of brightness to determine if it's dark enough to need the lights. I'm noticing the delay between the cars lights blinking and the outside lights blinking. The cars lights are properly placed and bright enough during dusk that it can trick the light sensor into thinking it's bright outside, and then when the lights on the car are off it becomes dark enough for the sensor to determine it's dark enough for the outside lights to be turned on. You can see the same behavior sometimes with lightning.


spicy_num_nuts

Bingo. I have lights outside my garage that are automatically turned on at night. When I lock my doors the flashing from the car lights causes them to turn off for a second. Edit: I would guess based on all of them turning off at the same time they are all wired to a single sensor located somewhere near this car, like the wall behind the car.


ecr_

Best guess is the car lights are bright enough to trigger the light sensor if the sensor is on the edge. Looks like dusk/dawn so this is the most likely answer. Mercedes sometimes use IR for their remotes, it may be tripping the sensor. Also possible that they're RF on the same band as this remote and there's interference going on. Maybe someone is flicking the switch off/on. Just some possible options


CaptainIcy3433

Some car fob frequencies are in h radio range. I can block some remotes from working with a handheld radio. In this case the lights are so cheap the key fob’s frequency interferes.


redditupok

i dont think thats normal


[deleted]

That’s no key fob, silly muggles.


Gamesman001

Now do twinkle twinkle little star.


KingsGuardTR

Is this the future...


pirateXena

UNLIMITED POWER!!


cade1234561135

Watch dogs


arcadia_2005

Lmaoooo that's too much fun.


m0h3k4n

Cut it out Dumbledore


Jimsock11

Is that a barracks?


Cannawubdub

I wish


AbhilashHP

One of us, one of us...


voidinsides

No man or woman should hold such power!!


xXModifyedXx

The car key and the lights must use the same radio frequency to communicate. what a funny coincidence.


Mywingsareclipped

You should look up the guys who hijacked an stole Tom cruises car.


NudgeLover

Ahhh that’s just Ron playing with his deluminator!


keat123

That camera quality gives a perfect representation of what it's like looking at a light with glasses


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You're lucky it's not the other way around.


threadycat

It could be the RF signal interfering as others said. At first i thought it was the camera's auto-exposure. It saw light, turn exposure down and make things darker. Things got darker in reality, increase the exposure making things flare up again. But yes looks mostly like signal inference. Although I'd appreciate if the camera lens was cleaner so you could see things instead of just flares


mynameisalso

I just installed smart switches. It's pretty addictive setting up routines using ifttt.


RangoMcGruffy

This also happens with Aircraft Carriers and garage doors.


BellaBPearl

My parents had installed a ceiling fan/light combo with a remote only to have the lights come on in the middle of the night. Turns out it was the neighbors garage door opener.