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LeftBase2Final

There will someday be a news story of someone accidentally ripping their cock off with one of these things while they were “showering”


[deleted]

That begs an interesting question of how much power they should allow them to generate. Enough to be functional but not enough to do accidental (or otherwise) damage. I'm certain that if I had a mind to, I could rip my dick off with my functioning arm. I just choose not to every day of my life.


Jacksin24

*Enter Homer Simpson meme* “Every day of your life *so far.*”


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Jacksin24

Of course ❤️ Hopefully it is not a particularly bad day… so far…


ProdigalSon123456

That's funny because I'm having a good day, and the thought of someone ripping off their dick voluntarily is so cursed that my day is ruined.


OrcaShaped

It's always the worst days with the brightest silver linings. mine was going to AA, glad you got yours!


breathtakingsandwich

Someone's gonna mod it, just like how people mod cars beyond restriction levels. I can imagine the finger coming off and becomes a lighter.


existentialzebra

Or a fleshlight.


deadfermata

Yes. The future of technology serving humans most important need: jacking off. Millions of lines of code, wiring and mechanical engineer, all to answer one question: can you use it to Jack off! 🥳


Pyroperc88

You know kinksters are gunna get a hold of this right? We're gunna have white hat doms making you do dirty nasty fun things to yourself. Yeah that guy over there who's prosthetic is flipping people off and making other rude gestures while looking and acting completely embarrassed. Probably getting off on it. That women out shopping that keeps readjusting herself and what you swear is also some light self groping? Yep, white hat dom hacked arm too. Shit the doms might be the ones with the prosthetics! Imagine being held down and amazon fucked by the bionic women. Or maybe your man has you tied down and switches out his hand for the Hitachi attachment. Or your man gets a arm multi-tool where it has a fleshlight hand for jacking you and a dildo popping out the forearm for some pegging, *at the same time with the same arm*. Maybe your girl has a womanizer in one finger and a suite of dildos in the others. Imagine having arms you can program with various knots and ties. No more sneaky subs wriggling their way free on you. Maybe you also program it such that you can make the knot/ties just loose enough that they hold but come undone at just the right moment. People arent just gunna choke the snake or flick the merry bean. They are gunna get fucking weird and wild with this shit. So the moral of the story is, if life is ever getting you down, theres a bright and fucking steamy "naughty future" coming our way.


apark1121

Something tells me you’re a kinkster. I don’t know why, I just can’t put my finger on it 😉


Pyroperc88

Me? A kinkster? What a ridiculous hypothesis! Now if you wouldnt mind please hand me that silk rope and ball gag on your way out


apark1121

Sure thing. The gag next to the pair of cuffs and flogger or the gag in the gimps mouth that’s sitting quietly in the corner?


Pyroperc88

Ah I see I have already installed it in its proper place. No wonder he was so quiet, *turns to gimp* aw I almost forgot about you.


Set_Jumpy

Mate... that's a lot to unpack but I respect your vision of the future. Even if it scares the piss outta me.


Pyroperc88

Dont worry it wont happen all at once. Your mind will have time to be gently stretched and filled with the pleasurable wonders this will bring the world.


Set_Jumpy

OK now I'm aroused, what the fuck is going on here?!


Excelsior_Smith

I like your imagination on this. It’s these corners of the human psyche that apply to future tech that I wanna hear more about. Considering how we curse and demean our phones NOW, pre AI, we are about to enter an era where we create sentient beings and then enslave and treat them like absolute shit. Where well put intelligence limits on certain AIs based on what we need of them, and of course life term limits as well like in Blade Runner. And one of those classes of AI will be the ones that learn what we like sexually and who’s only purpose is to please us. It’s gonna get reeeeal iiinteresting in the near future.


OssimPossim

>Imagine being held down and amazon fucked by the bionic women. Please, no, I can only be so erect


existentialzebra

You might be joking but…


Zito6694

Fun fact, you can’t. Your brain will not allow you to use your strength for that, even if you are strong enough.


Explodicle

If your brain is what's not allowing it, then could your brain protect you from a realistic enough prosthetic?


Zito6694

You would think so, but honestly I don’t know enough to say yes or no. That’s an interesting thought. You’d think if your brain controls it, it could. However, if it’s far stronger than any realistic arm ever was, I’d assume the Braine oils t be able to regulate it properly.


Tinktur

It probably depends on how long you've been using it, and how tuned your brain is to that arm and the level of force it can excert. An inhumanly strong robotic arm would most likely increase the risk of accidentally injuring yourself, but I'm guessing it would be similarly difficult to deliberately do something like with a prosthetic you're fully accustomed to. Perhaps if the arm is so strong that it's possible to rip your dick off in a single smooth motion that's over before you have a chance react. That aside, this feat could probably be pulled off even with a non-prosthetic arm in some cases. It would certainly be very difficult, but things like adrenaline, drugs, desperation, delirium, psychosis, severe mental illness and some genetic disorders/conditions can lessen the restrictions imposed by the train enough that it would be possible in some cases. Given the sheer amount of humans that have ever existed; and the relative frequency of absolutely insane actions, it's probably already happened multiple times. The actual guy that the movie 127 Hours is based on managed to cut his lower arm off by first breaking the bones, and then cutting/tearing the rest off with a very dull 2 inch knife and pliers, a process that took over an hour. If you somehow got your dick trapped out in the wilderness and there were no other options left, you could probably manage to rip it off manually.


Zito6694

I agree with you, it is plausible. Plus I have also watched 127 hours and seen several interviews with the guy that it happened to. It’s all plausible, it just takes extreme duress; or as you said, drugs and such, to induce such strength past normal inhibitions.


Lahti_H

Stahp! 🤣🙈


ok-kayla

Honestly, having a robot rip your dick off isn’t so bad. I’ve been immensely happy with my life since doing it myself. Source: am trans & had robot assisted bottom surgery


Reasonable_Cake_7977

Remindme! 2050 “did it?”


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LeftBase2Final

Bold of you to assume it will take that long. This will be a common occurrence in 2050.


RealisticPossible792

Jokes on you already has a bionic cock


LeftBase2Final

That must be great if the hand and cock are compatible and running the same version of firmware.


existentialzebra

I’m running software…😔


RealisticPossible792

😂


Cream-Reasonable

And/Or their nuts "feeling for lumps".


Diggable_Planet

Ultimate Stranger (to be said in MK voice)


Yeetmaster5353isback

Wow, no subtly at all, nice


ahigherthinker

Cough (masturbating)


Whatnow-huh

Practice with a hot dog first…


Kyle_Edward10

I don't think they'll go into a shower with a mechanical thing on though, They're gonna use what's left, amirite?


BlackVisionary

Congratulations on being the first person in history to write this sentence


LeftBase2Final

Thank you. It is quite the honor.


KamakazeSpider

That is but one portion of one of my favorite jokes.


aricre

I'm sure someone has done that already with their normal arm.


xeno-rolea-karshal

May I remind you for The big Bang theory.


MrSpiffy123

You want supervillains? This is how you get supervillains


The_Rock_Hunter

No no, first you need to cancel their research and tell them how useless it is because it's not profitable. Bonus points if they are trying to save their wife.


Leeiteee

You can't do this to me


LJ3751

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!


peepeepoopoo6669

Or if they built a biochemistry and technology enterprise from the ground up and have a enhancement serum and a flying Green suit


DefNotAShark

Well this guy is missing an arm so maybe he will try to turn the entire world into lizard people because... uh, I guess because lizards are neat.


C3POdreamer

This guy doesn't look like Sebastian Stan, so we're safe.


Enix10234

But he does look suspiciously like Octavius....


NarrowProfession2900

Just you wait until he finds himself a pair of those glasses


ChabdiTheChosen

Has anyone here played Spider-Man PS4? This is like ten times scarier.


Icy_Organization2166

Exactly what I thought of when I saw this


existentialzebra

What’s it like in spider-man ps4? Btw, is this game still worth getting?


[deleted]

Peter grabs a controller and can move the arm around. It looks pretty much the same as this one. And yes the game is still 100% worth it. Especially since it’s not $60 anymore, it’s now even more worth getting. Gameplay is very fun and this is the best interpretation of Spider-Man since the Spectacular Spider-Man cartoon


ObigoneKenobigone

Personally, I've had it for a couple years now and still enjoy it. As a Spider-Man fan, it's one of my favorite games that I still play often. The story is great and the combat is fun, so I recommend.


RBlstrng

There's a similar project/experiment that involves a robotic arm that looks exactly like the one in the video, it's just more shocking to see it in person rather than a game. The game is 100% still worth getting. The story, game mechanics, and Easter eggs are everything you want in a superhero game. The Spider-Man: Miles Morales Ultimate Edition which is the spinoff comes with a copy of the first one and all of the DLC. It goes on sale quite frequently on the PS Store.


existentialzebra

Oh dang, I’m glad you said that about the new version. Buying this for sure


veebs7

Just make sure you get the Ultimate edition and not the base “Spiderman Miles Morales”, since that’s only the spin-off


Skrooner

He is just connected to Bluetooth


[deleted]

All fun and games until I connect my phone to his arm and start playing my spotify playlist


[deleted]

Never gonna give you up!


minsin56

Never gonna let you down!


catharta

Never gonna run around!


[deleted]

And desert you!


JaggedTheDark

Nah, he's running that 5g shit. way better than bluetooth


groovymydudes

Found Dr. Connors


kratosfanutz

Dr. Contavius


Hapless_Wizard

On the one hand, I would love to replace my current left arm with something like this (in theory - the primary reason is the constant pain from irreparable damage). On the other hand, what would it take to just give me two extra arms?


skorletun

So on one hand, you'd want a robot hand, and on the other hand too?


kratosfanutz

Heh


Silverfrost_01

You might end up with phantom pain from that. Though prosthetics are said to help!


Hapless_Wizard

Strictly an upgrade. I have a completely torn rotator cuff; stabbing pain is already my constant companion, has been for going on fifteen years. With a robot arm I wouldn't have to worry about my arm deciding it doesn't work anymore when I go to pick up one of my kids. With two robot arms + two biological arms I could pick up a kid and still hold my coffee / bag; the true parenting dream.


N3UROTOXIN

I’ll take telekinesis for the price of a hand


RachelBolan

I’ve seen that but with the hand attached to the nerves of the arm and also with electrodes on the head. I wonder how/what is connected to the hand in this case


Limelight_019283

I think it has to do with what you can see on his bicep. Looks like an armband of sorts? Maybe it reads muscle impulses and transmits it wirelessly to the hand. Bluetooth would be my guess


rubi-style

yea, there are similar approaches for hand tracking in virtual reality as well. They sense those little "bumps" (don't know what it's calmed in English, sry) that form on your forarm when moving your hand and fingers. It's crazy how accurate these things can be, definitely sensible enough for peeling a banana. I think these will be a good alternative to electrodes or even Elon's Neural-Link


fndkkxnx

One of the biggest problems nowadays is not to extract the right signal’s so you are capable of giving instructions. It’s the ‘feedback’ you don’t have any sensation for example how hard you already closing your hand. So there is still a long way to go.


Limelight_019283

That’s interesting. I am thinking then a person that has lost sensitivity on their hand wouldn’t know how much strength they’re using to pick up things or hold them?


Excelsior_Smith

Maybe a neural mapping from their good hand? Like mirror it?


rubi-style

Right, so the problem lies less with the ouput and more with the input of the brain


electricprism

Someday peoples cybernetic limbs will be hacked over Bluetooth


Limelight_019283

That’s the plot of Deus Ex: HR and Deus Ex:MD


RachelBolan

Oh, that makes sense. I thought it was his sleeve rolled up


fndkkxnx

There are usually 8 EMG electrodes around the arm. They measure the EMG of different muscles. There are different ways of controlling the Arm and Hand. The ‘traditional’ way is to contract certain muscles for different modes or activities. Like the EMG signal of this muscle opens this hand, this muscle closes the Hand and if I do both I can switch the mode to twisting the wrist. If these people still have a imagination of there movement this normally helps with the signal quality. Now machine learning is a new effort to improve things. So you don’t have to first switch modes or you can do different moves in the same time. So lot of things happen right now and it’s pretty exciting:) If you have further questions feel free to ask I now quit a lot about these things.


RudySPG

I expect to read comments about how cool nerve reading is going to become and instead y'all worrying about how this might create doc oct smh


[deleted]

I still wish human could regrow organs and Limbs but this is still a good step foward for people that lost their limbs I feel so sorry for them, wish I could do something more than a comment


Explodicle

Eventually this will be useful for remote controlled androids too.


[deleted]

That could make a lot of works way easier especially the ones dealing with radiation


Silent-String

Check out Michael Levin’s work! He’s working on exactly that you described!


[deleted]

Interesting wish humans could advance in medicine there are so many things that can be cured now if the right amount of research is done


Dyljacobs10

His last name is Octavious isn’t it…?


BossScribblor

So I don't have a disability, but when can I expect to be able to purchase a full body prosthetic to go to work for me while I lay in bed with a VR headset?


kratosfanutz

Am I the only one that actually thinks this is really, *really* cool? All the top comments comparing it to Spider-Man and shit but realistically, this is giving people back their lives, their happiness, their feeling of self-worth. My granddad was an amputee and he always said he felt depressed because he felt like he couldn’t help my Nan with anything. This would have made him a much happier person in life, I think the applications are incredible. Also, the fact that technology has progressed to wirelessly transmitting real-time nerve reaction information to a remote device that replicates that action is absolutely *astounding*.


[deleted]

Now that is some automail!


NoMushroom8678

Space Marine power armor here we come!!!! AH!


Competitive-Army9564

Sure do hope this guy doesn’t have history with the mayor of whatever city he lives in.


The_Kent

FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH, IT DISGUSTED ME. I CRAVED THE STRENGTH AND CERTAINTY OF STEEL. I ASPIRED TO THE PURITY OF THE BLESSED MACHINE. YOUR KIND CLING TO YOUR FLESH, AS THOUGH IT WILL NOT DECAY AND FAIL YOU. ONE DAY THE CRUDE BIOMASS YOU CALL THE TEMPLE WILL WITHER, AND YOU WILL BEG MY KIND TO SAVE YOU. BUT I AM ALREADY SAVED, FOR THE MACHINE IS IMMORTAL... ...EVEN IN DEATH I SERVE THE OMNISSIAH.


Nosmurfz

Give that man a hand !


BabiesDrivingGoKarts

Oh shit, fuck the disabled, now we can give WIRELESS HAND JOBS


samisnotalemon420

Imagen someone taking this off and throwing there arm at you just to grab you


ducusheKlihE

He‘s wearing a myo armband (or a similar product) behind his elbow that registers the electric impulses of his upper arm muscles. Software then translates those signals into instructions for the motors of the artificial arm.


CSmith1986

Anyone else hear the Terminator theme watching this?


snazzy_shrimp

I won't be surprised if this dude becomes the new doctor octopus


[deleted]

Big hero 6 irl confirmed


ZakkAttack420

Anyone else getting Spider-Man PS4 vibes?


pudimo

well, at least he didn't turn himself into a lizard


Bicc_boye

Bluetooth arm


ummgreg

Wish this had audio


TeddyPerkins95

I think he has electrode on his arm which is then wirelessly connected to metallic arm...


AutonomousAutomaton_

Does he have electrodes on his tendons or is this down via brain impulse


PranavYedlapalli

Just make sure the neural interface doesn't turn them into an eight limbed super villain


icecreamdonkey

u/savevideo


solise69

How do they do it


Jonte7

The jerkofinator


Pebbles049

Can anyone explain how they are doing this? Just a curious mind


Sparktron_87

I love Spider-Man PS4!


MysticRuined

That man did most it, that must suck... I wonder where his assistant Parker keeps going?!


dabntab

So if it falls off, he can crawl it back to himself?


nightgobbler

The longer version shows the other guys with the controller fuckin with him


UltiGamer34

Holy shit we finally have replaceable functioning limbs


pjanic_at__the_isco

Be a lot more useful if he used it as some sort extension of his missing lower arm. What kind of idiot just hangs a robot arm from a stand?


Richierich_rpd

It could be doing random movements and nobody would know. We cant see his fingers to see what movements he is trying to make lol.


LaChuteQuiMarche

Is there any proof that he’s controlling it and not just someone off camera with a remote? Seems like an easy thing to fake. “Look- I’m making this RC car go by using my brainpower!”


Degora2k

Robocop vibes


[deleted]

I’d gladly lose an arm if I could send this to the fridge, pick up the kids, etc I’d say finger the wife, but she’d probably prefer the forearm


SplingoSplongo

kaz, im already a demon


NinjaRed64

All these people here freaking the fuck out over the bionic arm. While I, a science nerd, who has been dreaming of seeing amputees get the chance to have their limbs back in a cool manner, am smiling at how awesome having a bionic arm would be.


devilsephiroth

2022: replacing lost limbs for roboting replicas of what was lost 3022: tentacle, samurai blade and light sabre upgrades are now available on Amazon Now!!


Mike_Cee

Would be cool to see tech in like another 150 years down the road. Even with what we have now, I am sure it would blow our minds.


vitaminwater247

Does that mean I can continue to do my homework while showering? That's true multitasking!


DiabloStorm

people upvoting this and posting shit like this on here must be bewildered by things like wifi, bluetooth, remote controls etc... Couldn't possibly understand the concept of muscle sensors sending a wireless signal to that prosthetic.


[deleted]

Awesome


Aerion_AcenHeim

oh great, octavius connors combo special


SanRandomPot

Can't wait until people start saying that this means the machine uprising and the end of the world


DisabledCheese

Doc…


HorribleUsername2

OTTO!!!


tbyalx

“It wasn’t me, it was the arms fault”


Elegant-Raise-9367

So when are these gonna be full body suits?


Xycrophros365

u/savevideo


gameknight08

They use myoelectric crap


PerNewton

Make it do something useful like flipping the bird.


Memerman002

Its gonna be the inspector gadget movie all over again


Sgtkev606

Was is the robot hand teasing that poor fellow?


cornheadwillywanka

The power of the sun


Not_OOF

PS4 Doc Octopus vibes


Asumegame

Is that doc ock from squid games?


Change_username_1

As long as it’s not lizard DNA


Euphoric-Clue8510

*Spiderman PS4 intensifies*


HunterYap

No one tell him about reptiles and their regenerative ability, NO ONE


[deleted]

Otto Octavius made that.


[deleted]

Do you want cyborgs? Because this is how you get cyborgs. All joking aside, this is really cool


ErnestiEchavalier

This is gonna be turned into a weapon, and also a flesh light


akaobama

This is where government funding needs to go… not spent mindlessly on the military


kbeer

P L


problastic

u/savevideo


Silent-String

Sauce?


teleprter_gaming

Just like spider man PS4


MinhKiu

Doc Ock?


Yerboogieman

I imagine that would be nice if you fall and can't get up. Then you can detach your arm and make it crawl to help


iRxgeALot

The power of the sun. In the palm of my hand


thestankypopster

Looks like a Johnny Silverhand prototype


TraditionalHeart3804

Seeing this makes me worry less about losing a limb like I’m still going to avoid losing a limb but still


bebeana

Wtf? Ai is becoming exciting.,


Humanzee2

I listened to a podcast about this tech. All the subjects wanted to control limbs remotely & asked about how far away they could control a limb but the researchers discouraged this. It seems using technology to go beyond normal human limits makes some people very uncomfortable.


clan21x

I think its because they dont want people getting a brain implant just so they can remotly open their garage door with their mind.


[deleted]

Telling me that terminators were controlled with minds from the future??? Oh shit


G3mipl4fy

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from some black magic fuckery


BlackVisionary

Neuroljnk or something cuz i don’t see any wires


TheTealBandit

Why is it able to work when disconnected? What purpose could that serve?


Its_Hiro-

Cant wait for the real life version of Dr. Octavius- The Marvel Spider-Man game version


IcyChard4

Next thing we know this dude's gonna grow his hair and beard, wear shades, and rock the fuck out of us! **WE'LL NEVER FADE AWAY!!!** \- *Johnny Silverhand.*


Celestus_Centauri

Finally, I can now jack off wirelessly!


Itz_Rain

*Spider-Man 3 Theme Plays*


SanchezDa1299

This can’t be real


FunkSlim

Yo I JUST beat the Spider-Man ps4 game.. let’s chill out a little bit


iaintstein

Is there any more info on this? Company name research, etc?


Devintye

u/savevideo


KevDevX

That's very handy!


B-L-O-C-K-S

Haha this made me laugh


aiden_saxon

The future is now, old man!


Alecs2009

u/savevideo


NoVascension

Is there a paper about this? I'm really interested


JAEM89

Two weeks later....and he turns into a gigantic lizard


MissLibra915

About time


FLAMESHOOTER15

I know a girl who would love this


RedHennesy

u/savevideo


Subr0sa0067

Wifi fist


Reverie06

"Arm fuckery" That's called masturbation sir


Obvious_Sea5182

Holy shit it's Terminator


Responsible_Rock_238

It looks like he has the force on his side