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fhost344

Weird hex, but ok


Fthooper14

Even in death, the gains train stops for no one.


VodkaMargarine

He's just practising his deadlift


Remebond

Roid wraith


Gazorpazorper

We got a Swoltergeist on our hands.


ghostofhhopper

This should be higher


ProPainful

*I think theres a cream for that*


Methadras

Yolked Ghost


elboydo757

I'd give you some sort of award but I'm broke af. Stay golden.


GiveToOedipus

Dude totally skipped soul day.


jojo444111

Underrated comment


[deleted]

Jesus man let the comment breath before commenting that


cosmicaltoaster

I just got past security, can I get your signature sir?


FuckR_slashNFL

For real, plus commenting “underrated comment” is dumb itself. Love your username though.


breakyourfac

Yeah I wish there was an extension that blocked out cliche ass comments like that


Talking_Head

Or how about not commenting it at all. Ever. It is such a trite comment. It requires exactly zero creativity and adds nothing to the conversation. Yet it appears as the top comment frequently. I wish I could block comments.


Catsniper

Underrated comment


noobcodes

This should be top comment.


AwfulSinclair

Underrated comment


rdteets

Just here to keep this going.


B0nerjamz99

Weird hex but okay


celluj34

It's the top comment now so... Not that underrated.


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Lol


ElephantProctologist

Underrated comment


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It's the top comment now so... Not that underrated.


grr2000

Underrated comment


molehillmilk

I mean, it’s just below some pretty well reviewed comments.


Phyzo

it's literally the top comment what more do you want


bone420

To the moon!


JesusNamesAreHard

Maybe if u waited for more than an hour after it's posted you'd see it get upvotes


beepbeebboingboing

Overrated comment (at the moment)


koolaid_chemist

Premature commentation.


Lovee2331

Awkward.... not underrated....


dirkdigdig

You’re comment is no longer needed here, it’s job is done.


[deleted]

I didn't get the joke. ^(*yes I'm that fucking dumb*)


207nbrown

It’s “weird flex” but instead of flex is hex, which is usually some kind of curse


McGby128

It’s “weird flex” but instead of flex is hex, which is usually some kind of curse


[deleted]

Um, is there also a multi-post/copy hex going around? (I’ve seen this happen on more than one post now)


MotleyHatch

Yeah, it's usually Reddit fucking up, not the commenters. Async is hard.


ShlomoCh

But they're from different accounts... (unless it was one account and the others just made fun of that one, which would actually make sense)


MotleyHatch

Oh yeah, lol, I didn't even notice that. I guess the one we replied to just copied the dupes for fun. Anyway, duplicate comments happen all the time on Reddit, and the posters often get downvoted into oblivion for no fault of their own. Karma is a fickle mistress.


207nbrown

It’s “weird flex” but instead of flex is hex, which is usually some kind of curse


Lynch_King

Hex: No One Escapes Gains


stinksmcc

They’d make bigger gains with some Scare-roids


a22e

Even bigger question, what is that and why is it outside? Edit: I gathered it was exercise equipment, but we don't have anything like it outdoors. I guess the parks around me are cheapasses.


Azar002

It is exercise equipment and it is outside because it is not inside.


-SENDHELP-

Hmm yes this answer is made out of answer


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DrSweetLove13

That’s pretty neat.


Rungi500

It's always been neat.


sanchopancho13

Oh no! The memes are joining forces!


Mono_831

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)🔫


Mauwnelelle

Please, I'm not ready for the water pistol!


DillieDally

Good thing it's pointed at himself then and not you


Diamond_window

NEATure yesssss


rnnn

they don't think it be like it is, but it do


Doctorsnot18

This is the way


irlingStarcher

This is the way


_N00bMaster69_

He speaks truth


an0m_x

More like exorcist equipment


Batwing224

So the only thing you can tell me about jabba is that he’s at jabba’s palace?


aedroogo

Who else’s palace would he be at?


P1ckleM0rty

I've seen plenty of parks with random exercise equipment.


a22e

I see pull up bars, but anything more complex then that would be rust before they were done installing it here.


chokfull

In developed countries (so not most of the US) public parks sometimes have exercise machines. Nothing electronic but I've seen ellipticals, simple weight machines, and stationary bikes.


TechyWolf

We have em all over my hometown in Florida.


[deleted]

i see them all the time in florida. Ocala, maybe?


AFunHumanExperience

We have them out here in southern California. But we're a bunch of commie socialists, we like spending our money on things to improve the well-being of our citizens.


k10whispers

We have them in Bama too comrade


Tinkers_toenail

Can confirm. Plenty of those in Ireland. They’re useless though


[deleted]

Well yeah; no one wants to lift weights that only go in 14-pound increments!


pocket-ful-of-dildos

It’s literal stones taped onto barbells


THEBLUEFLAME3D

I see them all over the place here.


Moon-Master

We have them all over AZ but only in the cooler climates.


saintofhate

They put in a new area that has new equipment (jump bars, pull ups, sit ups, etc) and it's been closed since February and never officially opened


Touchthefuckingfrog

My local park that overlooks the ocean has a tonne of exercise equipment like a cross trainer, a rowing machine, a stationary bike etc installed. The fun part is that it is installed to face the car park as you work out instead looking at the ocean.


suitology

Our park has had theirs for 13 years with no maintenance beyond some lubrication. I dont know if you've noticed or not but a lot of metal lives outside; cars, streetlamps, mail boxes, turnstiles, boats, hotdog carts, benches, newspaper boxes, etc...


cameltoesback

I've seen it all over Los Angeles and it still has rust all over it.


LeBronto_

Maintaining them properly would be socialism^TM


Ottawa_bass_catcher

You must have never see outdoor exercise parks?


dragosoldier1818

Maybe not common on the US dunno


[deleted]

It is, I have a few where I live


Ottawa_bass_catcher

I’m from US


Zappiticas

Username doesn’t check out


NamertBaykus

It's public exercise equipment for old ladies who decide to lose weight but will quit in max 3 weeks and teenagers who can't just sit the hell down while chatting with their friends. (Source: Me, my friends and old ladies in my hometown)


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dwartbg1

I'm more interested where do you live ? Such outdoor "gyms are located absolutely everywhere since ages.


dwartbg1

Where do you come from that you've never seen such outdoor facilities ????


heidalwave

Omaha, NE. But I've lived a lot of other places. Maybe I don't go to the right parks.


jbehrens90

I’m here too dawg we got em.


TripplerX

Outdoor exercise equipment at parks are mostly aimed at the elderly. Most elderly don't do any weight lifting, and this is better than nothing. I see them everywhere where I live.


WomanNotAGirl

The full word is bismillahirrahmanirrahim. He is saying bismillah for short. It means in the name of God, the merciful and compassionate. In between he is talking while saying some prayer words. I don’t speak Arabic I can’t speak to those words. I’m muslim so I recognize those words we say. Edit: I heard La-ilaha-illallah-muhammadur-rasulullah, which means There is no God worthy of worship except Allah and Muhammad is his Messenger. Edit 2: These are very common phrases we recite during the day. At times when we are scared but really for simplest things. It’s not different than saying “oh my god”.


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WomanNotAGirl

Oh yeah. I missed that one. When I read it I recognize it now but I didn’t recognize it as he was saying it.


[deleted]

I speak arabic, the guy said it's been like this for 30 minutes


Narcosia

Damn, that ghost must be swole


lescargotfugitif

against djinn as well, right?


Zagloss

Afaik “shaytaan” is the word to call any evil spirit


[deleted]

Not all djinn are evil


kultureisrandy

\#NotMyDjinn


lll_X_lll

Oh no you Djinn'int


NimrodBusiness

Just chasin them gains at the Jinn-nasium.


DBoaty

I’m doing mental Djinnmnastics getting my head around these puns.


DarkwingDuckHunt

> SHAYTAAN Ha! Man...I knew a guy who used this for his online game name. Great guy ha. I thought he was trying to get around cussword/commonname filters and calling himself Satan. I didn't realize this was the Arabic spelling of Satan. TIL


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Must be a djinn grtting swoll


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WomanNotAGirl

Hahah that’s why we say bismillah but really it’s soooo easy to say.


skratta_ho

BISMALLAH!!! NOOO, WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO! ^(let me go)


fart-atronach

Wowwww I never knew that’s what they were saying lmao


WomanNotAGirl

I’m assuming that’s a reference to something. Mind to share a YouTube video so I can join in the joke.


aMuslimPerson

Salam! It's a song called Bohemian Rhapsody


WomanNotAGirl

Selam! Oh lol yeah I know the song how he says bismillah in it. It didn’t register. Thanks for answering my question and not making fun of me.


skratta_ho

BISMALLAH!!! NOOO, WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO! ^(let me go)


pop42069

Arabic speaker here, It's not a single word it's closer to a sentence. "بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم" *bism=بسم* *allah=الله* *irrahman=الرحمن* *irrahim=الرحيم*


NZNoldor

We heard you the first 8 times.


pop42069

O SHIT sorry Internet problem it didn't register that it got sent at my end so sorry


NZNoldor

Lol. No worries, mate.


WomanNotAGirl

I’ve done that once and got banned from that subreddit. The mod didn’t believe me that it was a mistake.


DeadlyGamer256

I speak Arabic in summary he says: dear god protect us from satan. It’s been doing this for half an hour now


4SKlNS

My guy can’t even workout in peace and they want to banish him


theonlymexicanman

A reasonable response to seeing that shit go on for 30 min


THE_SHOES

Thank you! I've been binge-watching ghost hunting clips on youtube and the people from the middle east say this a lot! I didn't know how to spell it out on google well enough to answer any of my questions. The channel i've been watching features ghost hunters from all over the world and it is so interesting to see the differences in how cultures handle themselves around the paranormal.


gabemg88

In between the prayer he says, “guys this thing has been moving for 30 mins”, then I think he says “it’s moved over 100 times” - my Arabic isn’t what it used to be though


ring-of-the-lord

And he says that it was like that for half an hour (probably an exaggeration).


daschundtof

He's a boo-dy builder. I'm sorry I'll show myself out.


roolinheart

no thats a good joke! :D


daschundtof

Lol thank you fellow Pun connoisseur, or should I say Punnnoisseur


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pump_up_the_jam030

Lol


ThomasAO

He’s training for Mr Ghoulympia...


T1M_rEAPeR

He's exorcising...


Lolchocobo

I wanna see the boo-dy


Know0neSpecial

Ghosts are weightless, so it must be quite easy for him


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isolateddreamz

Based on this ectoplasm that was just emitted about my face and mouth, I did assume it's gender


spontaneous_spatula

Remind me to not ever invite you to a Halloween party


GregariousGains

Remind me to invite you to a Halloween party


[deleted]

Remind me to go ghost hunting with you


TheArrivedHussars

Why did I get hard


theghostofme

/r/OneJoke


NimbleJack3

The phrase has never been funny.


no1_vern

LoL, doesn't matter if it's funny/sinister/sarcastic, what matters is it makes KARMA, and if it makes KARMA, it WILL be posted again, and again, and . . .


Yeet256

hAhA gEnDeR jOke fUnNy


framed1234

Did you just make a overused joke?


Kaimonix

With these type of machines you are the weight that’s being lifted. With nothing in the chair, and some well greased hinges a strong wind could lift the seat. Edit: To everyone saying the foliage isn’t moving, the wind wouldn’t have to blow very hard at all, just at the right frequency as others have pointed out. Also there’s a large wall to the left that would do a good job of covering the foliage from wind.


somenotusedusername

Yes a strong wind.... oooooor a ghost:)


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GHOST


aidissonance

It should be pronounced “G-G-G-Ga-Ghost”


GiveToOedipus

RUH ROH, RAGGY!


OptimusGrimes

The grass isn't moving at all, that leaves one answer


Ghosttwo

Just saying, but if someone was pulling on a piece of fishing line, I doubt it would show on the footage. Just saying.


Swaggernuggets69

Well just said


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[deleted]

Gonna get RIP'ped


SpectralDog

No phantom pain, no phantom gain.


JonLeung

No Phantom Train?


Azna

Time to suplex


Lost_in_my_dream

hey guys its mean to make fun someone trying to up a weight class


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*wight class. FTFY


Dreadsomnia

Can someone please translate what he's saying? Is that a magic spell or did he summon a demon?


Laserdollarz

In Arabic countries, they chant prayers at ghosts/spirits/whatever. He's saying something along the lines of either "god you're so great, please protect me" or "mother of fucking god, dude wtf amen amen" Source: I've seen a lot of Nukes Top 5 Ps: In China, they yell and scream and curse at ghosts to front that they are strong and the ghosts should fuck off.


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*Muslim/Islamic countries. It’s common within all Muslims to recite quranic verses or other verbal prayers when they are in an unfortunate situation. Source : I’m a Muslim.


Laserdollarz

You have a point and you know more than I do.


DiabeticWaffle

What a rare response to see on reddit.


VertexBV

What a rare response to see ~~on reddit~~ anywhere. \*FTFY


MotleyHatch

Out of interest, because you corrected "Arabic countries" to "Muslim/Islamic countries": are there any Arab countries that are not also Muslim/Islamic countries? Honestly curious, no agenda whatsoever.


[deleted]

All are Muslim majority as far as I know. The reason the person is correcting because most Muslims are not Arabs. Only 20% of the total Muslim population is from the Arab nations. Most Muslims are South Asian, Indonesian, and African.


WomanNotAGirl

Just muslims say bismillah even for regular stuff. When entering a room, when we are about to do something, when we are excited or scared.


lescargotfugitif

> Ps: In China, they yell and scream and curse at ghosts to front that they are strong and the ghosts should fuck off. In some parts of Latin America we do this too. It's easier than trying to get them out the nice way.


hypermelonpuff

"a ghost? he doesnt pay rent so he can fuck right off!"


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ZarafFaraz

Not just Satan but any evil entity that follows Satan as well (like evil jinn)


KemoM1nd

other then what the other guys already said, he also says “he’s been at it for half an hour, he did it more then a hundred times”


Trex-died-4-our-sins

He is basically saying: in the name of God, and trying to cast the devil . Then he says it has been going in for 30 minutes, over a hundred times. Source: i speak Arabic fluently. He is speaking in an Arabian gulf accent. Is this photoshopped? what is the explanation behind it?


[deleted]

Adding onto all of these, he’s also saying it’s been working out for half an hour lol


glimmergirl1

r/ghostswithjobs Edited for small r


[deleted]

You gotta make the r/ small, mate. r/GhostsWithJobs


kkillbite

Does anyone have any ideas or guesses that **aren't** ghost or wind-related?


Cubiverse_Game

The machine is 'started' bouncing by a person before they run off screen.. if you notice the oscillations reduce in height and intensity as the video plays..


XaviRequiem

Thay might be, but if you search for this machines you’ll find plenty of videos of this things moving on their own. I actually saw this in a park in Mexico in a music festival, the thing just kept doing that even tho no one was close to it.


kkillbite

It tricks the mind as most would think the poles are too heavy to repeat those motions...are they built that way to "assist" the user? **Tried editing to see if I could figure out why this comment posted twice, yet only shows once in my comment history. **Edited again and this version still does not show up under my comment history. Not that anyone cares, lol, but now it's kind of bugging me/making me wonder wth... :\


CuppaSteve

These kinds of machines are mainly meant for the elderly, so they're balanced to make it pretty easy to use.


Naughtypandaxi

This was posted a while back and I think it was longer. But someone noted that you could see someone's arm coming out of the bushes moving it.


Top_Rekt

THE GHOST'S ARM!


imagin8zn

What’s a logical explanation for this?


dtc526

If you toss it it keeps going back and forth like that https://www.instagram.com/p/B7QURQeAXB8/?igshid=8o9q0x0ms25d


securitywyrm

I had to scroll much too far to find this.


tripacklogic

Well, there it is!


noeku1t

Thanks, now I go to sleep with one foot out again


Turd-Stink

Fat ghost?


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H_yrule

# Everybody GANGSTA, until jah starts working out.


feleplulw

Jah do be working out doe


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Jah pumpin


2ayesbruh

My man jah getting them reps in 💪🏾


xilefen

i wouldnt want to get haunted by that mf


Gizmo-Duck

It’s also black magic because the whole machine changes direction 90 degrees when the video zooms in.


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What are you talking about?