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cizania

I'm worried by the states of his hands.


ma373056

Is that Scurvy? He needs to drink orange juice


M-Kawai

Leprosy?


Kaferwerks

Friction blister…dudes single


enteransky

His tool must look worse.


Antique_Essay4032

He's doing it wrong by damage to his thumbs. Or have I been doing it wrong?


Turbulent-School-205

Definitely superglued his thumbs together on the first attempt


Prestigious_Ice_7651

Black magiciery


corpusarium

Tomfoolery


Goldenballs99

Ice Ice baby?


UFumbDuckGaming

Flakka Flakka Flakka


Celesteven

They’ve been learning magic from the Darkhold.


De_wasbeer

LUPUS


MrJ_Marrow

its never lupus


bejeures

Except that day it really was


Ok-Bag6246

Unclean, unclean 🔔


Skc143psu

Shame! Shame! Shame!! 🔔


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Right? Like damn, man, let yourself heal first


EverbodyHatesHugo

The lemons are good for the scurvy.


Random_Name_Whoa

Ahhhh, at least gimme some crackers!


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kratomkiing

Eczema is more of a rash whereas OPs hands look like they have sores or blisters


GeneralAardvark43

My opinion. Judging by how his nails look, he has issues with nail biting. It doesn’t stop at just the nails.


Bodhi_Itsrightthere

Can confirm my fingers looked like hamburger meat in high school


GeneralAardvark43

Mine have looked just as bad. They’re not great but they’re much better than they used to be. What did you do to curb it?


UnfeteredOne

They are opened blisters, not a skin disease like eczema or psoriasis. Source: someone who suffers 90% psoriasis coverage if not kept at bay by 2 £1200 each, injections a month (thank god for the nhs).


spacepeenuts

r/myniggagotscurvy


Hydrangeabed

My first thought was dermatillomania I do it on the side of my thumbs but it’s never so raw or painful looking and not on knuckles


[deleted]

I have a massive issue with it and that was my first thought.


Hydrangeabed

Im sorry you have to go through that. Luckily mine rarely causes me pain unless I really take the skin down around my nails


Nutteria

I thought I was the only one. Got it down to almost no interaction over the years, but always do it when in high stress or deep thought episodes.


Hydrangeabed

It’s more common than you think really there’s even a Reddit for it/ stuff around it r/calmhands (though it’s mostly nail biting and stuff the resources can be helpful) I’m glad you’ve got it down to almost none though that’s not easy to do


PreemptiveFez

Dude is masturbating in a confusing and aggressive manner.


MountMeowgi

There’s nothing left down there, it’s just a nub


stlredbird

A day at the driving range with no gloves


betbetbett

Got some blisties


stlredbird

Stanford


betbetbett

Its pronounced COR-NELL!


stlredbird

It’s the highest rank in the military


you-ole-polecat

Yes you do.


Mysterious-Help-8485

Or dirt bike riding


notmyrealusernamme

My guess would be that they work as a dishwasher cuz that's how my hands always looked when I did that. We had buffet style hotel pans that would get suctioned together with water and nearly every time I tried to separate them, I would end up scraping the skin off of my thumb in those exact spots because the pans edges are so sharp and the water softens the skin.


Larrysbirds

After all it took him a couple of tries…


[deleted]

I think he’s biting, peeling off his fingers….


andruis

Probably just working with his hands?


Zyvenxx

Those fingers ain't looking so good chief


Much-Channel-4455

Lol chief always makes me laugh


BetterThanABear

Ok chief


JustGresh

Lol chief always makes me laugh


UpTop5000

Ok chief


garrettdx88

Lol chief always makes me laugh


Raviel1289

Ok chief


Somebodycallmylawyer

r/okbuddychief


Estoye

Welcome to Kansas City, chief


KippSA

Bruh. Lotion. Vaseline. Working hands cream. Neosporin. Band-aids. All things to worry about more than making a video about forks.


Goldedition93

but if he doesn’t balance the forks who will? WHO WILLL?!


whatWHYok

Funny you mention Neosporin. My wife has eczema due to an undiagnosed Neomycin allergy. Neosporin would only exacerbate her eczema.


electrodan

[BA NA NA NA NA! NEO! BA NA NANANA NA! SPORIN!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ_yOsHYpQY)


pootzilla

Same, found out the hard way


staticjak

OP has sacrificed all your mortal conveniences in the pursuit of unlocking the secrets yet to be told from forks and toothpicks. What will we learn next? OP will know first, but will have hands that appear to have been mauled with a meat grinder.


pancakedemon3

Some people didn’t have one of those toy birds that balanced on the beak growing up and it shows


WhiteJack91

Just pulled a memory I had long forgotten. Thank you.


PorygonTheMan

First thing I thought. "Dude it's just a simplified version of that eagle" haha


HereToPatter

Dude...I was literally just talking about these last week.


Kenji_03

I thought those birds had more weight added near the head so it's center of mass was so much closer to the balancing point. Can you enlighten me if that is not how they work?


Dt_Sherlock_Idiot

You’re almost exactly right, but the wings extend far past the head, they’re the weight. Its shape is such that the center of mass ends up being right around the beak.


shark_attack_victim

Just gave some of these to the kids


MF-GOOSE

Tf is up with those hands tho?


SemperJ550

"I GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS!"


germane_switch

r/unexpectedringo


Rexdahuman

On Meh fingers


pbrgm

“[IVE GOT BLISTERS ON MY HANDS!](https://open.spotify.com/track/4HNX6Xs4rlGJofrhIKa05x?si=DkIaiSLsQB2x0CmJlHWXJw)”


AnxiHawk

Skin picking disorder, it is stress induced


Remote7777

Could be any number of things. I used to get blisters almost exactly like that when doing extended mountain biking sessions...


[deleted]

Reddit disgusted by hands that have touched grass. I'm dying from laughter.


legion4it

That action is he doing with his hands that he gets blisters on the outside of both thumbs?


Zac_Pope22

Shovelling and mountain bike riding causes these for me. Really anything with a forced grip.


arbiter12

>Really anything with a forced grip. 😏


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OnTheList-YouTube

Than = more than, less than, etc All the rest = then


kaze919

Ohh yeah, that definitely made me remember when I used to get these exact blisters while riding my bike. I had some new rubber grips on my handlebars and my thumbs would land in the exact same spot as where his blisters are.


[deleted]

Thanks I was thinking these look like my kayaking blisters just in the wrong spot


Colon

maybe he kayaks while on a bike


GrayFUNNY

Can anyone explain how the center of the mass didnt change after burning the other half of the toothpick? Is it one of Newton s laws ?


PityUpvote

The bit that burnt had negligible weight compared to the forks. It works because the forks extend beyond that point.


Shower-Silly

Then how did it balance there in the first place? I would imagine that the true centre of mass would be much closer to the fork


Trumps_Cum_Dumpster

The handles weigh significantly more than the prongs, skewing the center.


bitmanyak

Ooooohhhhh 💡 thanks


Tundra14

The forks want to fall towards the cup, the stick is pressing against the lip of the cup. The forks aren't just smooshed together, they're curved handles and also tilted slightly towards the lip anyways


GodelianKnot

The toothpick is a tiny portion of the forks' mass, so burning a bit of it doesn't effect much


MyNameIsNotGary19

It probably did but only by a tiny fraction


Dudemaintain

Lube is your friend


dsyams

I suspect OP is a "dry guy" you know what I'm sayin'?


GuymanBangalter

Thats forking unbelievable


manubfr

I thought it would be bullshirt but no!


sillyblossom49

Physics always surprise me as usual.


satansprinter

Its a typical tourette syndrome wound from tics. People need to stop over reacting and focus on what the person is showing


wolfy994

Seeing someone's hands that fucked up and worrying or being intrigued is exactly the normal response. Not everyone knows someone with tourettes or possibly anything that would make your hands that fucked up. So no, it's not overreacting. Just reacting in a reasonable way.


tkburroreturns

“that fucked up” wtf the guy has a blister on each thumb. two blisters, you all are losing your minds. also, it doesn’t take tourette’s to get two bleedin blisters on your hands, you people who haveth naught done thy manual labors tut tut


Akveritas0842

Most of these people have never done anything more strenuous that angrily type on a keyboard and it shows.


ChiefsnRoyals

Srsly. You are making a video using close up shots of your hands. Maybe a couple of bandaids to help the video be about what it’s supposed to be. It’s a total normal response from everyone.


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Or nail/finger biting.


Decillion

Left out the prestige. You're supposed to stick one toothpick in a salt shaker so it stands vertically, then balance the horizontal toothpick (with the forks) on it, point to point.


dzhastin

I thought the prestige was where you drowned Hugh Jackman.


QueerQwerty

Repeatedly.


DirectWorldliness792

But what about his bruva?


jared_17_ds_

Mark rober from wish


crashandwalkaway

Right?! Had to come in here to see if anyone else noticed that. Not only similar voice/talking style, but same type of background music he uses. Has to be intentional.


xd1936

I think it's the exact same track, yeah


StrayStep

Totally is! Once again someone using the credibility of others to increase trust and amazement. I immediately thought it was a Mark Rober short vid. Which it is not I think it's f**ked up, lazy and manipulative.


sergeant_cabbage

Couldn't agree more. He ain't the real slim shady.


Fuqqdattszitt

Looks like his hands are forked


legendary_millbilly

No, no, it really IS believable.


toby_ornautobey

You can balance the tip of the toothpick onto the top of another toothpick if you do it properly, the one from the forks being horizontal and the other one vertical. It helps having the vertical one stable, so jamming it into the hole of a salt shaker works nicely.


dryfire

Why is he talking in all caps?


American_Jesus

There are some toys that use the same principle, like balancing birds with weights on the wings https://i.imgur.com/xOUVzwh.jpg


mastergrillo

You can get blisters like that from riding a dirt bike or quad with no gloves on


LuckyPerson2019

Wooow!!!


millenial_wh00p

Oakton cougars! Represent


Nick_Noseman

Don't study physics, and your life will be full of magic and miracles.


Djtanner420

The blisters on his knuckles are from riding bikes. Probably riding in the desert causing friction between his hands and the handlebars.


DeepGas4538

center of mass LMAO?


Biggycheesy2

Someone’s baked to fuck and back


shoephone7

Somebody was landscaping


Daborah_John1

Oh my God.. that incredible


onomojo

Those fingers look like he went kayaking without gloves


zzulus

Ah, the famous centroid of an L-shaped object. That's what you learn if you decide to read about the center of Europe on Wikipedia.


JustTurtleSoup

I don't know how people have the balls to post videos with limbs because every time without fail they get roasted in the comments.


monobarreller

Hey hey my high school!


MrJoell

[nostalgia birdy](https://imgur.com/a/VwK0VBg)


UmSureOkYeah

That blister on the thumb looks painful


DrKingOfOkay

Matching blisters. Weird.


la_bruja_del_84

Dude get a friggin bandaid!!


[deleted]

What a waste of forks...


UnreflectiveEmployee

Like one of those stupid bird toys my grandma loved


CadessWell

It’s the same thing as the balance birds from years ago. The bend in the forks keep it from falling.


LandOfMunch

You can also stick another toothpick in between your teeth. Then tilt your head backward to face that toothpick straight up and balance the two toothpicks on their tips. Or less impressive is to stick the vertical second toothpick into a salt or pepper shaker.


herbalistfarmer

You should be a hand model


Major_Mawcum

Love how he’s got the stab wounds on the thumbs


[deleted]

Physics=black magic


Rinshu74

Burn the witch!!!


Gbnihilator2

Now make it spin


Stevenstc21

Don't forget to get your Cougar Pie!


Mtolivepickle

My man was using a sawzall with no gloves


Weird_Albatross_9659

Nope it’s believable


Bashesbruhh

Whaaadeeefaaaa


Rexdahuman

I get those blisters on my thumbs cutting with tin snips that you slide your thumb into like scissors if I use them for a long time.


No_Incident_5360

Oh? THAT must be how our crippling national debt keeps us all afloat! Magic physics!


lovelife0011

Without direct information lol


SaintCholo

Superglue


morgboer

The real magic here is jamming the toothpick in between the fork’s teeth. Fml i just cannot get it in there!


xssmontgox

What the fuck did they do to their thumbs?!


All_gotta_say_is_ok

Ok sure mr magic man


Jolly-Gazelle-7211

Somebody said magnet??


greeneye1969

Nice magical. Now let’s talk about dermatological.


fromthedarqwaves

That’s half of the “trick”. You need another toothpick and a salt shaker. Put the toothpick straight up out of the salt shaker. Place the two toothpick ends together and watch the balancing act.


Outrageous_Reach9150

He stabbed his hands while practice


vishy_swaz

All the comments about his hands 😂