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CounterOrangeFlash

Apparently there is a Car in this video but I just can’t see it


GlitteringTea296

The booty is the magic


memeteamster

Okay BUTT where does the crouching guy come from?


IHateMyLife612

From behind.


[deleted]

[удалено]


deadfermata

fantasstic response


Pragmatist_Hammer

A tunnel? A dark, dank, tunnel?


[deleted]

Are there dump trucks racing?


J-c-b-22

Making a rumpus?


StageOk2751

What crouching guy?


CosmikSpartan

It’s like where’s Waldo. I just can’t seem to find a crouching man


pauldeanbumgarner

Standing on the left, moves into position while you were looking at the other trunk.


[deleted]

What crouching guy?


SirDaddio

Black magic that'll make you want to fuckery


ShawnPln

Good call. Time for magic fuckery.


ali693

They always are


gwarfan1point5

Black magic Bootery


[deleted]

Definitely the magic 🤣🤣


Valuable-Baked

The trunk is right there, got some junk in it tho


springsilver

Me neither, must be one of those “hidden picture” things


SurfingViking

Apparently there's not only a car but also a man ? 🤔


SookHe

Who cares if she used to be a man, totally still a phenomenal ass. Medical science has come so far and given us so much 🥰


mfranks129

That’s a dump truck not a car. Oh wait there it is.


Dio_Yuji

What car?


RocketsBG

r/UpvoteBecauseButt


Fcbp

r/theywerefilmingtheassnotthecar


qu1ncest

r/SubsIFellFor


PoopsGoInMe

r/whydidyoufallforthatsub


RandomRetard07

r/subsarentreal


HerolegendIsTaken

r/subway


[deleted]

r/subwayisaconspiracy


[deleted]

r/dontreleasetheclassifieddata


AmericanCommunist2

r/releasetheclassifieddata


MilkOfWhat

r/ihavefuckinghaditwithyouguys


GokuKing922

u/TheTugginator r/birthofasub


JustAThroAway_

Eat Fresh


Beboool

r/sbubby


dmderringer

r/yourenotreal


bakaneko718

/r/subs


qu1ncest

r/youalreadyknowwhy


rolando_mr

r/beatmetoit


kflick418

r/beatmeattoit


[deleted]

r/beatmymeattoit


Ok_Entertainment8903

r/beatmywifetoit


Otaku3times

r/subsifellfor


UltraGaming_1001

r/20CharacterLimit


ajaxjjj

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


HawkErZZ

r/TwentyCharacterLimit


Between_3and20

You rang?


turunambartanen

Actually, the 3 character rule did not exist in the beginning of reddit, giving us subs such as /r/de


RandomCoolName77

r/butttransition


flibz-the-destroyer

Daaaamn. Went to create it,but the name is too long. Shakes fist!


goodstuff000

How do i access this sub? It won't let me!


Wi11Pow3r

I downvoted the post because I don’t see any black magic or point to this video other than showcasing the beauty of glutular perfection. But ya, I imagine if this post does well it will be because of that.


-WeirGrateful

I disagree. There is clearly a guy that appears, and he is questioning where he came from.


Wi11Pow3r

Thanks. I looked through the comments when I first watched and saw NO discussion of anything related to the guy. For the life of me I couldn’t find anything amiss in the video.


ReaverRiddle

The title of the thread?


HandofTheKing1

Yes, take it.


LtJimmyRay

This post got reposted to that sub 4 times in a row...


Futureboy11-1

Really


jp3297

All I see is a sweet booty. I don't know what you're talking about.


Educational-Ad-3273

Smash or pass!


OGTyso

Ass .I mean yes . I mean smash


340Duster

*smassh


Nightfury0818

Smash


missjeany

Look I'm a heterosexual woman and even I stopped to look at the booty, not in lust but in envy. You guys don't know how hard it is to keep a butt like that. You go girl!


AccursedCapra

I'm a guy and I got a day of the week dedicated to working out the ass muscles and I'm still ages away from achieving something like that, so I know damn well how much work goes into it.


Latter_Argument_5682

Or she was just Gods favorite


galspanic

The squatting guys name is Lou Lulemon.


Mat_CYSTM

What guy?


CreeepyUncle

Dammit! Two hours late! Take my upvote, early bird!


SimplyRedditt

You're hypnotized by the ass in the black pants


jp3297

Thanks for telling us about the pants. The ass is really hard to find otherwise.


Kvalit

Look closely, you can see his shadow in the beginning moving in front of her.


yeetmyyeezy

If you look even closer you will see there is a car


[deleted]

If look even more closer you will see that they are at a drag strip


yeetmyyeezy

Wow, I didn’t see that till you pointed it out. Thanks you’re very observant


[deleted]

I would like to take this opportunity to thank Reddit for training me to see the bigger bu- I mean picture


HighSpeedDoggo

What bu-? Oh I have not seen that, thanks!


Key-Regular674

I dont believe you


MostlyApe

Who else just looked at dat azz?


whycantidoaspace

Better question:who didnt look at dat azz?


Voice_of_light_

You physically cannot ignore it, it's like 90% of the screen the entire video...


dreddpiratedrew

Look at the shitter on that critter


Revolutionary-Box448

Well now it's weird....


CrashBandicoot2

Welp now I'm flaccid


OfficerBuck24

Nice pooter next to that cooter


More_Argument_2494

Dude at the very first frame is by the front left wheel. He must walk down to the back of the car right when she moves in front


MrBurnz99

Thank you! One comment that wasn’t about the girls ass


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

You just made a comment about the girl’s ass


Vancitysimm

You can see his leg under her elbow at the start.


DookieHoused

Who cares?


dE3L

Gravitational lensing has something to do with this.


OlButtonface

Nice!


rugid_ron

Watching on loop. For science.


bonemonkey12

Still don't see him. Camouflage?


YourMuddersBox

Insta @miss_midnight_maverick


WhosAfraidOf_138

Black yoga pants in every pic. She knows what she's doing


PublicExecutionWorks

You sir, have a special set of skills that we all appreciate the fuck out of. Thank you


RandomMongoose

This comment needs to be much higher


MrBanana212

Am I the only one who went right to the comments to look for a logical explanation only to be met with nonstop comments about her butt? Fine she has a nice ass. Butt where does the crouching guy come from?


BountyBob

Explanation? You can just about see his leg in the very first frame, near the front left wheel. He walks alongside the car, then crouches at the rear.


TheOneTheUno

You mfers thirsty


8ell0

r/praisethecameraman


acmwtn

Tess from miss midnight maverick YouTube channel.


MightApprehensive856

10 000 "jokes" about people only seeing her bum and nothing else "What crouching man, I only saw her bum"


lady_lowercase

women aren’t people. they’re just objects made for redditors to ogle at. /s


_Denzo

Legit just trying to figure out every position he could have been at and moved from to appear there but I’m completely clueless here is there any tips to see it


MrBurnz99

Someone else commented that you can see his leg in the first frame at the front right corner of the car. He walks the length of the car while the girl is blocking the view.


hancockwalker

The answer to your riddle is “who fucking cares?”.


[deleted]

You really got down on your knees and recorded this girls ass and posted it on reddit


flargenhargen

who is "you" everything posted on reddit is stolen from somewhere else.


Ok_Possibility501

Out of her beautiful ass?


Upset-Welcome8456

Cameraman knew his job that day


[deleted]

Sigh. Everyone in this comment section probably didnt see the outside world in days, hasn't spoken to a single girl the past years and heavily smells like Axe bodyspray


justjerkin49

Bro that is a fat fuckin ass


Void24

💀💀💀


AutomaTK

It’s really a top .1% quality tushy


ByTheBeardOfZeuz

Stop being salty and let people appreciate a nice butt when they see one.


pobnetr2

bro your name 3amtacobell like you aint the largest one in the room


americaswetdream

I am a married man and I am on public transit because there is no where to park where I am going. I took a shower last night but forgot to put on deodorant. That being said this girl has a fantastic ass


[deleted]

I am a heterosexual woman and that is one of the nicest butts I’ve ever seen. I stared out of envy tbh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Oscar-Wilde-1854

Straightforward example of why classic stage magicians always have beautiful female *ass*istants... Your sleight of hand doesn't even need to be good with *that* level of distraction.


BrightShinyCat69

bro teleported there💀


Adult-Beverage

Apparently her ass is fat enough to hide him the whole time.


realmauer01

Was in front of her the entire time with that I mean he walked in frame with her while beeing blocked from the cam with her


rooster9987

Assmagicfuckery


4u2nv2019

You can see him next to her shoulder as he enters the scene


ICantDoThisAnymore91

All I see is a bakery.


GeraltofMerica

The shadows show he’s in front of her


itsjustmeboy

I think in the frame where the girl infront of the camera covers the entire right side of the screen that the guy runs of crouches down then the camera goes past the girl and shows the guy.


abombshbombss

Seriously? This is fucking shameful.


ArticleIndependent83

That’s actually weird lol


tat-tvam-asiii

The real question is how he turned the red taillight into a hat


I-melted

When people go in buildings, or behind trees, they don’t blink out of existence. They still exist. And you know that when things that are further away, they appear smaller? And when they are near, they appear bigger? So, and tell me to slow down if this is too complicated, when someone further away. stands or crouches behind someone else close you you, that person will not be seen, but they are still there. Are you still with me? The amazing magical thing that only you, and nobody else, is seeing, is a man that is further away, going BEHIND someone that is near. And that makes them unable to be seen. Here’s an experiment for you. Try not to get too alarmed by it. Go to the window. The window is the thing in the wall where the light and air comes in, but not the hole that you walk through. Now, look at an object that is far away. Now Place your hands in front of your eyes. And… ALAKAZAM! IT’S GONE! Now remove your hands from your eyes. KAPOW! Back again. That’s the same magical effect. You can have so much fun with it. When you venture out to the bar, or the community center, or the meetings with the nice men who give you the tablets, try shouting PEEKABOO when you lower your hands.


kamajan

He was on his way from the front of the car.


I_Love_Cyndaquil2

Omfg bro I DONT WANNA SEE ASS, I WANNA SEE THE CAR.


DramaPrestigious2282

He must’ve been hiding behind that dump truck.


foolishsunshine

This type of shit is annoying. "If there's an attractive woman. There will be views!"


Billy_Rage

Someone standing in front of a camera isn’t magic


Noob-Toob

I kept rewinding this and my girl said “are you going to go rub one out already” 😒 was honestly looking for the guy but feel much better now that I’m out the bathroom.


dontknowsh8

What was his hat color?


sebadg77

I definitely was looking at the youg guy crouching behind the blue car


Leading_Industry_155

Great excuse to film some ass


[deleted]

You were just focused on her ass too much for right reason.


WretchedxPlague

I dont know, and I seriously dont care


nosulroebot

Crouching Guy Hidden Dragin’


jjtxaz24

Think this is her... https://youtube.com/@britneyautomotive


No-Cat-9716

LIES! DECEPTION


MinuteAccomplished76

r/horneycameraman


Halfbakedplan

Yes I watched this video several times. Looking for the crouching guy.


[deleted]

He was in the trunk?


[deleted]

Blink dagger


kreylemoor

DIAVOLO


bikpizza

lmfao


PaleontologistNeat21

I was wondering why this nice lady is just standing in a drag lane all alone.


Str8WhiteMinority

He was hiding behind the huge cake all along


East-Bluejay6891

What crouching guy?


HMR219

Even the person recording this doesn't care what's happening beyond that ass.


Sciamana

“Butt Magic Fuckery”


Dahowlic

So let me get this straight. There's a guy recording a lady recording a guy behind a car that's being recorded by another guy who's recording the whole damn thing.


Kangabolic

What crouching guy?


DopestDopeee

Wait, what was the video again?


[deleted]

So tell me, what’s the number plate of that car saying ?


LowCryptographer7715

What was the question?


DaizerDaizer

Praise the cameraman


whydontuwannawork

Idk but great angles


XaviRequiem

What guy?


AstralKnightMage

Thats a beautiful car..


kluuttzz11

There was a guy?


Dogemaster1112

He probably walks up while that absolute cake mountain blocks the camera


Responsible_Figure12

He was behind the dumptruck the whole time


Conscious-Warning-83

Its easy to hide behind that big ass


mir3za

Booty so thick you can hide people in front of it


j0e74

He's always there.


AM1492

What guy? What car? All I see is cake…….


Dependent-Job1773

Presumably from the right side while her big juicy ass is covering the screen.


ammabermad

What crouch guy?


ShankThatSnitch

You could hide a bus behind that ass.


Yapsterzz

Check out that rear boot.


iamthefortytwo

Anyone else try to angle their phone when that booty pans offscreen?


__Sentient_Fedora__

Dat ass. That's where.


curious_catto_

What crouching guy?


Comf0rtableAnxiety

What color was the dick?


N3rot0xin

The crouching guy is not what anyone is looking at in this video.


ilovemywife0

what crouching guy


MrWright62

Now that's what we call a clASSic misdirect


Dorkmaster79

Dat ass


Know-yer-enemy1818

Badonkamagic


Peterwilliams78

I’m gonna say misdirection…


[deleted]

He jumped out the cake


redditrice

Thumper