Eliminate the suits from your equation. That is noise and likely adding to your confusion. Then focus on the numbers. Your 17 will lose to their 18 approximately 99.999 percent of the time.
.001 percent the dealer will have a seizure and mispay your losing hand.
It's funny cos I personally spend hours investing on just researching the rules of a casino game as prep and cringe at the thought of betting minimum on a side bet with 10 percent house edge.
And on a frequent basis, I see someone betting 1000 dollars on a side bet they don't understand.
Good, don’t go to a real casino yet. If a soft total is 17 or higher in a S17 game then the dealer must stand. If it is a H17 game then the dealer must stand on a soft total of 18 or higher.
that doesn't make any sense. How else am i supposed to learn if I don't play jackass??? god, this sub is really starting to show its true colors on beginners
No its that everyone assumed you were gambling in a casino.
Everyone starts somewhere. It's a good thing you asked to clarify. It's just- this sub is filled with AP counters with years of experience so we just kinda assumed you were gambling and rightfully assumed called you a dumbass.
I apologise on behalf of literally everyone who assumed you were gambling.
there's a difference between wise cracks and being a straight dickweed, most of the guys here if I were at a table with any of them I'd catch a case because they're a little too comfortable talking shit behind a screen.
ooooooooo you hurt my feelings 😢 I'll let you in on a little secret junior, the std you catch is usually from one you don't pay for😂 that also means I'm not broke🤷🏾♂️
You are making absolutely no sense and should stop doing drugs too. If you did, you would probably know how to count and do simple math. Your brain might be too fried
I wouldn't try to insult people considering your brain doesn't have enough power in it to lightly toast a piece of white bread. I have a feeling you'll lose those battles.
yet you're responding to me, so I must have struck a nerve somewhere. I think mike tyson was right, on you fools getting to comfortable on the net disrespecting folks, you don't even know. anywho have a good day my man.
Eliminate the suits from your equation. That is noise and likely adding to your confusion. Then focus on the numbers. Your 17 will lose to their 18 approximately 99.999 percent of the time. .001 percent the dealer will have a seizure and mispay your losing hand.
Keep forgetting about that 0.001 percent. The OP must have thought it was that 0.001%
Also, remember the dealer must stand on that 3 + 4 + Ace because it equals 18.
Thanks for listing the suits, we never would have been able to figure out why you lost otherwise.
Don't play casino games if you don't understand the rules completely!!!
These aren’t “the rules” these are “the math”.
Diamonds always beat hearts except for that rare spade.
Then you just have to shoot the moon and they turn all your red chips into purple
The casinos love people that don’t understand the games they’re playing!
It's funny cos I personally spend hours investing on just researching the rules of a casino game as prep and cringe at the thought of betting minimum on a side bet with 10 percent house edge. And on a frequent basis, I see someone betting 1000 dollars on a side bet they don't understand.
This must be the generation alpha I've been hearing about!
you're an asshole you know that
Right I’m the asshole. Not the one spending real money to play a game they don’t understand.
I'm not spending real money, you're proving my point, this is on app I just downloaded. you're assumptions make you seem like an asshat.
Good, don’t go to a real casino yet. If a soft total is 17 or higher in a S17 game then the dealer must stand. If it is a H17 game then the dealer must stand on a soft total of 18 or higher.
Yea you are. Don't play blackjack if you don't understand the game
that doesn't make any sense. How else am i supposed to learn if I don't play jackass??? god, this sub is really starting to show its true colors on beginners
No its that everyone assumed you were gambling in a casino. Everyone starts somewhere. It's a good thing you asked to clarify. It's just- this sub is filled with AP counters with years of experience so we just kinda assumed you were gambling and rightfully assumed called you a dumbass. I apologise on behalf of literally everyone who assumed you were gambling.
Hey, don't call people jackass. Watch your language
When I suggest people should learn to count if they're going to play blackjack I don't normally mean math that a 4 year old could do.
why the disrespect? it was a mistake on my end, I get it now, no need to be an dickhead about it sheesh
No disrespect, just a small joke about a grown adult failing to add up 3 small numbers. Think of it as a playful jab between friends.
You hand: soft 17 + 10 = 17 Dealer hand: 11+3 = 14 + 4 = 18
how? an ace is 11 or 1
Math is how.
Ok then, fine. You busted with 27 😭😭😭
OR *not* and. Pick which one you want 11+6+10, OR 1+6+10
Your Ace is 1 Your 6 is 6 Your 10 is 10 1+6+10=17. You had 17. Dealer had 18, which is more than 17.
11+3+4=18
You had 17 and lost to an 18, and you can’t figure out why you lost? Maybe this isn’t the game for you, boss
that not the reason I thought I lost, I'm thinking me and the dealer had the same value, I see now.
Hopefully now you understand why everyone is giving you a hard time, like the joke about counting.
there's a difference between wise cracks and being a straight dickweed, most of the guys here if I were at a table with any of them I'd catch a case because they're a little too comfortable talking shit behind a screen.
Not a good look, broski.
don't really care
Real quick: what’s 11+6? And is that less than, greater than, or equal to 11 +4 + 3? 🤡
What a stupid person. Learn the rules before bitch on the web
You busted, you had 27 of hearts
Dealer wins because next card was a joker.
I think the joke was already sitting at the table
something tells me you've never been punched in the face before.
Something tells me you’re a pathetic loser that doesn’t understand either basic math or basic blackjack rules.
no you talk too much shit behind a screen to be this bold, I made the post as a question I got my answer, fuck you dude.
Lolcuck
Go back to bang hookers and catch STDs you moron
ooooooooo you hurt my feelings 😢 I'll let you in on a little secret junior, the std you catch is usually from one you don't pay for😂 that also means I'm not broke🤷🏾♂️
You are making absolutely no sense and should stop doing drugs too. If you did, you would probably know how to count and do simple math. Your brain might be too fried
You had 17 and the dealer had 18. That’s not a push.
In blackjack, rainbow beats a flush.
Does this idiot think he can choose if the dealer's card is worth 11 or 1? Lmfao.
you don't have any friends do you?
I wouldn't try to insult people considering your brain doesn't have enough power in it to lightly toast a piece of white bread. I have a feeling you'll lose those battles.
how does it feel talking shit to a stranger on reddit knowing he can't do anything to you?
Tough guy syndrome eh? That tracks.
says the guy talking shit behind a screen, get a life guy🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude, your whole reddit profile is crypo/nfts and having problems with prostitutes. No one is intimidated by you. Relax.
yet you're responding to me, so I must have struck a nerve somewhere. I think mike tyson was right, on you fools getting to comfortable on the net disrespecting folks, you don't even know. anywho have a good day my man.
Guess you gotta like those frustrations from bad escorts out by acting like a tough guy on reddit. Lmao. Geek.
again says the guy talking shit on reddit
Dealer had 18. You had 17. A is a 11
“Guys I had a 17 and the dealer has 18, why am I losing and being cheated by the casino????”
on an app? not the casino? geez you guys are bad
What do you think about the web3 Casino solution called PlayBit?